NintendoLand Article - Rebuttal to Wario

The Forgotton Pokemon
By: Thea

I just finished reading an article called "Pokemon- cute, cuddly, interactive!"And the phrase:"while not all pokemon are interesting or cool"Keeps flashing through my mind.When I first heard that I thought of my favorite pokemon...

Many of my friends and enemies alike say I have weird tastes.My fave. pokemon is Porygon,and I nearly BARF every time I see pikachu.I am writing this article to remind everyone of the one pokemon I have NEVER seen on a shirt,as an action figure or even in more then 2 cards...yes that pokemon is...*drumroll*PORYGON,the forgotton pokemon!But there will also be meintions of other forgotton pokemon,like muk,zubat and mewtwo...

First of all,I'd like to remind everone who Porygon is:the loveable blue,white and pink pokemon that many refer to as:"something that looks like a clay model by a two-year-old."while I call him:"the cutest,most lovable pokemon there ever was&will be."

What I don't understand is why there is not ONE item of pokemon merchendise without pikachu on it.Why give that gross electric rat all the credit,when there are pokemon out there that seem to be forgotton even by Nintendo!Think back of when the craze began,when pokemon all were equally respected.But now,everyone seems to be falling in love with pikachu,the annoying,yellow fluffball.

What about my porygon?My fave. pokemon since I knew about pokemon!This is bad...it is a dark age we pokemon fans live in,an age in wich pikachu
rules.What about the other pokemon?What about some of my other favorites?theese questions haunt me 24/7.

Now let's take a look at some of theese "forgotton pokemon".Here I've listed just a few of them,I know there are more...
1.PORYGON.Say that:Poor-ee-gone.Poor porygon.He's gone from the thoughts of both fans and haters.Poor innocent creature.What's there not to like?He's as cute as a charmander,with much more class.His hexagon eyes are always staring,saying:"Take me home!"And his color mixture of baby blue,white and pink are adorable on that polygonanal body.What's there to love?you ask?re-read this.Now,what's there NOT to love?
2.MUK:One of my favorite pokemon.While the purple glob of slime may seem stupid or gross to some,to me he is rather cool.And I quote:"I'M A GIRL AND I LIKE MUK!"now back to the summary:This pokemon is awesome in battle,mine has never lost!(in the blue versinon)Also,if you want a companion,Muk will never ignore orders,always being a good sport!Whats there NOT to love?
3.ZUBAT:While he may have more cards than the others mentioned here,he makes up more it in lack of merchindise,and many say that he is annoying or ugly,I find the little bat cute!He always makes me laugh in Pokemon Stadium.(or at least his evoled form does!)I love this adorable blue bat!Whats there NOT to love?
4.MEWTWO:I LOVE THIS GUY!Although many call him ugly,gross and,since the first movie,mean,I would say he's the exact opposite of all that!In
gameboy,he's a powerful fighter that will never let you down,as long as you know to treat him well.While the tube on his neck seems ugly to most people,I think its cool!What's there NOT to love?
5.DITTO.The lovable purple blob that seems to be hiding in the shadows...Whats wrong with thoose Nintendo people?Many find him ugly,but why?Jusy look at that face!And the fact that he can transform into anything instantly is awesome!Whats there NOT to love?

Well,i've summed up my point! Remember, remember the other pokemon!


	The Forgotton Pokemon By: Thea I just finished reading an article called "Pokemon- cute, cuddly, interactive!"And the phrase:"while not all pokemon are interesting or cool"Keeps flashing through my mind.When I first heard that I thought of my favorite pokemon... Many of my friends and enemies alike say I have weird tastes.My fave. pokemon is Porygon,and I nearly BARF every time I see pikachu.I am writing this article to remind everyone of the one pokemon I have NEVER seen on a shirt,as an action figure or even in more then 2 cards...yes that pokemon is...drumrollPORYGON,the forgotton pokemon!But there will also be meintions of other forgotton pokemon,like muk,zubat and mewtwo... First of all,I'd like to remind everone who Porygon is:the loveable blue,white and pink pokemon that many refer to as:"something that looks like a clay model by a two-year-old."while I call him:"the cutest,most lovable pokemon there ever was&will be." What I don't understand is why there is not ONE item of pokemon merchendise without pikachu on it.Why give that gross electric rat all the credit,when there are pokemon out there that seem to be forgotton even by Nintendo!Think back of when the craze began,when pokemon all were equally respected.But now,everyone seems to be falling in love with pikachu,the annoying,yellow fluffball. What about my porygon?My fave. pokemon since I knew about pokemon!This is bad...it is a dark age we pokemon fans live in,an age in wich pikachu rules.What about the other pokemon?What about some of my other favorites?theese questions haunt me 24/7. Now let's take a look at some of theese "forgotton pokemon".Here I've listed just a few of them,I know there are more... 1.PORYGON.Say that:Poor-ee-gone.Poor porygon.He's gone from the thoughts of both fans and haters.Poor innocent creature.What's there not to like?He's as cute as a charmander,with much more class.His hexagon eyes are always staring,saying:"Take me home!"And his color mixture of baby blue,white and pink are adorable on that polygonanal body.What's there to love?you ask?re-read this.Now,what's there NOT to love? 2.MUK:One of my favorite pokemon.While the purple glob of slime may seem stupid or gross to some,to me he is rather cool.And I quote:"I'M A GIRL AND I LIKE MUK!"now back to the summary:This pokemon is awesome in battle,mine has never lost!(in the blue versinon)Also,if you want a companion,Muk will never ignore orders,always being a good sport!Whats there NOT to love? 3.ZUBAT:While he may have more cards than the others mentioned here,he makes up more it in lack of merchindise,and many say that he is annoying or ugly,I find the little bat cute!He always makes me laugh in Pokemon Stadium.(or at least his evoled form does!)I love this adorable blue bat!Whats there NOT to love? 4.MEWTWO:I LOVE THIS GUY!Although many call him ugly,gross and,since the first movie,mean,I would say he's the exact opposite of all that!In gameboy,he's a powerful fighter that will never let you down,as long as you know to treat him well.While the tube on his neck seems ugly to most people,I think its cool!What's there NOT to love? 5.DITTO.The lovable purple blob that seems to be hiding in the shadows...Whats wrong with thoose Nintendo people?Many find him ugly,but why?Jusy look at that face!And the fact that he can transform into anything instantly is awesome!Whats there NOT to love? Well,i've summed up my point! Remember, remember the other pokemon!