If life was a Nintendo game...
By: Mattias Liedholm
 
 
 

Here are all the good (+) and bad (-) things about if the world was a Nintendo game:

+ You can go around and beat up people without getting caught since your the good hero!

+ Food and money can be found laying on street or in crates or dustbins.

+ You can check your health by looking at your health bar!

+ If you are having a bad day you can just load your last saved game and try again!

- The world would be full of similar looking people with similar names!

- When you talk a big box appears were everything you say will be displayed.

+ When you are on a quest you can walk into complete stranger´s homes and search though their drawer/chests and take whatever things you may want and they won´t even bother!

+ Most of the women that you encounter will have great bodies and revealing clothes!

+ You don´t have to do things like go to the bathroom or even sleep if it isn´t necessary (to gain energy or such.).

+ If you do sleep somewhere you will feel terrific and be completely healed when you awake, no matter how badly you were wounded before!

+ Most of the times you will have a smaller weapon, for example a gun with unlimited ammo but bigger weapons like bazookas and machine guns will require more ammo!

- As the hero you will almost never get any help from anyone what so ever, not even from the police!

+ The enemy´s ships/airships/planes always comes in great quantities but always flies in predictable patterns.

- There are always some aliens invading earth or crazy scientist creating monsters that brings havoc to earth!

+ If you for example throws a "smart-bomb" that creates a big explosion which kills every enemy near it, you won´t be hurt even if you stand on the bomb when it goes off!

- Even if you already know were your arch enemy hides you always have to fight your way though many areas on your way there instead of just taking an helicopter and fly to his hideout right away!

+ There are almost never any civil casualties in gunfights!

+ The more important enemies that you encounter are always bigger than yourself.

+/- You won´t be able to use any rough language because Nintendo won´t allow that!

+ Friends to you or other innocent people can´t be killed even if you shot them or hit them with your sword!

+ You can carry around how much rubbish you want in your pockets.

 
 

 

 
 

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