Listen up Pokémon fans/haters!
By: Dark Helmet
  
    

    Listen up! What's the deal with Pokemon anyway? I'm not talking just to Pokemon fans, I'm talking to Pokemon haters as well. I think both of you guys are nuts. For Pokemon fans, Pokemon is your God (I should know. I was a Pokemon fan once, too.) don't deny it. I mean, come on! Your all going to grow out of this fucked up rage! That's how I got tired of it. Do you kids actually think your going to like Pokemon when your 46 or somethin'? What are you going to do when you get all the Pokemon stuff? Your going to get tired of it! Listen, kids, I know you like Pokemon. But here's why (not making fun about your ages or anything.). You're probably 11. Pokemon was designed for kids your age. Trust me. You'll grow out of it. Just wait till you're 13. You'll know what I mean. And to anyone who likes Pokemon hear this, "POKEMON IS DIEING IF NOT ALREADY DEAD!!!"
    Now for Pokemon haters. Get a life. You guys act as if you're a part of the K.K.K. or something (nothing racial or anything. just want to prove a point). Has it occured to you that hating Pokemon is your God? You're just as bad as Pokemon fans. And some of you stubborn ones are just going to ignore this article and continue to act like shitheads. If you wrote a petition to Nintendo, do you think they're going to give a damn to you? They're the ones who laugh at you. They're the ones that make Pokemon, yet they're the ones making a fortune. And if you're a Nintendo fan, how dare you diss their Pokemon merchandise if you like Nintendo (who said I'm a Pokemon fan or hater? i'm neutural)
    Anyway, to some it all up,get off your daily dose of crack, the both
of you.
 
P.S. I bet most of your lives were great before Pokemon showed up.