Anti-Luigi VS. Luigi Lovers
By: Pete Caceres
  
   

This will be sure to make quite a few people mad. First off you Luigi fans a sick!!! You make websites and stories about Luigi blowing the brains out of Mario,capturing him,strangeling him etc. That's plain nasty! Without Mario there would be no Luigi. Luigi will eventually realize that the demand and love of Luigi are so big,a game will eventually come out for him!
    Have you looked at Mario through the past couple of years? Hate has come to the beloved Nintendo mascot. Lately Mario has had his game time cut too. Just look at the little yellow rat and the other 249 creatures. Yes I'm adressing pokemon. O.K. I admit it I love Pokemon. I think that it's a master creation and an awesome game... However these 250 creatures have cut into Mario's game time serioulsy. Suddenly Mario is faced with the problem of Nintendo having a new mascot! I mean they can't even speak English! ( Unless you count Meowth!) But Luigi fans don't think you and Luigi will rally pokemon and destroy Mario. NO No no no no!
    Sorry Luigi lovers your out of luck. Luigi will eventually get his own game but Mario will always be #1. He is the PLUMBER!!
    Now to the anti-Luigi fans. You don't number much but you sure do wreak havoc for Luigi and his followers. Hey most people at least like Luigi a little bit! In fact I admire him and think he's really cool. But to me Mario is just more appealing and more fit to be number 1.
    Anyways back to the Anti-Luigi people. Your worse then the Luigi Lovers. What do you people think about in those sadistic little minds of yours? Is that all you think about,destroying Luigi of Luigi taking over? WACKO!!
    Hey Luigi really loves and trusts his big brother Mario. I have proof! Read the players pulse on Nintendo Power on volume 132. Luigi and Mario truly like eachother. They're a little competitive but... Now to another topic in this crazy war. Tons of people think Luigi should at least have his name on a game. Ex:Super Luigi Bros. What?!? Nintendo did make a tiny mistake by not endorsing Luigi more but to late now. Hey a game with Super Mario Bros. is much more appealing.
    Hey don't forget Luigi can wip Mario anytime on Super Smash Bros. Luigi is a secret character. He can run faster jump higher and his fireballs are better. This has gone on waaayyyy to long. It has got to stop
now!
Please e-mail me if you have any coments. Sorry if I've offended anyone. Chow!.