NintendoLand Article - Nameless Family

Nameless Family
By: Areyah

In Kakariko, when Link was young
There was a girl who tended cuccoos.
There was a carpenter boss, always frustrated
And there was a depressed young man.

And when Link was old, in Kakariko
There was a girl who bred cuccoos.
There was an old hag in a potion shop
And there was a bright blue Cuccoo.

And it the hot Gerudo Valley
There was a frustrated carpenter boss.
And deep in the treacherous Lost Woods
There was a despairing young man.

But what no one ever speaks of
Is the Nameless Family.
Whom you never saw all together
And who never gets along.

It's sad, very sad indeed
For the poor allergic girl never leaves her post
And the carpenter never is obeyed.
And the hag never has loved her children.

The poor young man always wanders
Never a bright spot in his life.
And when Link does him a favor
The young man is lost forever.

Daughter, Father, Mother, Son,
There's only one way to bring them together
And that is through a cuccoo, some mushrooms,
A potion, and saw. And even then, they do not meet.

It's sad, very sad indeed
For this lonely unhappy family
All we can hope is that soon or later
They will finally reconcile.


	Nameless Family By: Areyah In Kakariko, when Link was young There was a girl who tended cuccoos. There was a carpenter boss, always frustrated And there was a depressed young man. And when Link was old, in Kakariko There was a girl who bred cuccoos. There was an old hag in a potion shop And there was a bright blue Cuccoo. And it the hot Gerudo Valley There was a frustrated carpenter boss. And deep in the treacherous Lost Woods There was a despairing young man. But what no one ever speaks of Is the Nameless Family. Whom you never saw all together And who never gets along. It's sad, very sad indeed For the poor allergic girl never leaves her post And the carpenter never is obeyed. And the hag never has loved her children. The poor young man always wanders Never a bright spot in his life. And when Link does him a favor The young man is lost forever. Daughter, Father, Mother, Son, There's only one way to bring them together And that is through a cuccoo, some mushrooms, A potion, and saw. And even then, they do not meet. It's sad, very sad indeed For this lonely unhappy family All we can hope is that soon or later They will finally reconcile.