Playstation Crisis
By:Angewomon
I
didn't want to hear it, but it was inevitable: Nintendo is childish.
I have been a long time aficianado of The Legend of Zelda: OoT, simply
the best game I ever played, beating all the god-forsaken Playstation
games I played ( except Tekken 3 , Metal G. Solid & Breath of
Fire III & IV. ) Now it seems that gamers across the Internet
have spread a nasty saying that states the Nintendo has become a "12
& under" company. With cutesy graphics that imply a Disney-esque
quality to it, the rumor has been growing on that one thing. Also
people, NINTENDO GAMERS, have been prophecizing the end in about 10
years. Shame on them, calling themselves Nintendo fans. I'm sorry,
Playstation gamers out in the Internet, but having played mostly all
the Playstations games available, they have all one quality to them:
Pixels. Everywhere in the games are cheesy, poorly colored pixels
....... nothing else. And half the storylines are probably gotten
out of violence-ridden gamers. I can back that statement up: in an
official poll on an anonymous website, Playstation games induce violence
on their gamers. Take for example: Mortal Kombat.... FATALITY- guy's
head blows up, get's thrown in bladed fan. Nothing like that in the
Nintendo area.
Now that I've had my say about gaming in general, I'll move on too
the actual format of the game. Cartidge vs. CD. ( I'll make this really
short. )
CD: Pros- Carry in CD case easily, state - of - the - art look, cheaper
than cartridge.
Cons- Crack extremely easily, smudged by finger prints. Won't load
quickly. Stupid memory card can be lost.
Cartridge: Pros- Cannot crack, no smudges, easily is placed into port.
Memory chip already inside cartridge.
Cons- What cons???
You webmasters won't even care what I say in here but, well, let me
quote
something from your site:
" We've delivered hours of fun and entertainment! Which is
more than your kind has ever done! What a pathetic bunch of 2D characters.
You say we're out of date, but I think we've proven over a considerable
chunk of time, that apes are better than Bandicoots, bounty hunters
are better than tomb raiders, Yoshis better than dragons, and plumbers
are definetly better than small mammals with glandular problems!!!
"
- Mario, in the written words of Metal Mario
There you go. Playstation is just a young, nieve game console that
will die one day, for nothing is immortal.
