I'm a plumber and I'm ok
A Monty Python song...
By: Alex
  

 

  

(mario is battling bowser)
 
bowser:you're finished now,sewer scum! mario:mama-mia! I never wanted to do this job in the first place! I... I wanted to be...A PLUMBER! (piano vamp)
 
mario: Leaping from pipe to pipe! As they float down the mighty sewers of British Columbia! With my best buddy by my side! The u-bend! The straight! The Giant bathtub drain! The sink! The loo! We'd sing! Sing! Sing!
 
(singing) Oh, I'm a plumber, and I'm okay,I sleep all night and I work all day.
 
chorus goombas: He's a plumber and he's okay, He sleeps all night and he works all day.
 
mario:I cut open pipes, I eat my lunch,I go to the lava-try. On Wednesdays I go shoppin' And have buttered scones for tea.
 
koopa Mounties: He cuts open pipes, he eats his lunch, He goes to the lava-try. On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin' And has buttered scones for tea.
 
mario:I put together pipes, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers.I put on women's clothing,And hang around in bars.
 
koopa Mounties: He puts together pipes, he skips and jumps, He likes to press wild flowers.He puts on women's clothing And hangs around.... In bars???(look at each oter,puzzled)
 
mario:I chop up sinks, I wear high heels,Suspenders and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie, Just like me dear mama.
 
koopa Mounties: He chops up sinks, he wears high heels, Suspenders and a .... a Bra? (spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a...girlie? Oh, My! And we thought you were so rugged! Poofter!
 
chorus goombas: He's a plumber, and he's okaaaaaaayyy..... (BONG) (end)
 
well thats it....i plan to do the life of brian very soon.....