Psychotic Luigi Fans
By:Melissa Mario Sister
 
 
There are many people out there who love the Mario Brother in Green, Player 2, the Mario-Stringbean, Mr. Neglected himself; yessir, I'm talking about the one, the only, LUIGI! Talking about the "Mr. Neglected" part, there are lots of people who agree Luigi isn't paid enough attention to. But the really big Luigi fans- I mean, those who are actually SENSITIVE about the Weege-meister- take this topic a little personally.
Sometimes, those very people make Luigi shrines on the Internet, some of them even worshipping Mario's death! I remember this one site that had a medley of Mario death pics from different games (someone's real sadisitc...)
Then, we go to something slightly more serious... has anyone ever seen the online fanfic "Luigi's Revenge OR How Luigi Got His Groove Back?" Well, I have, and it is simply disgusting. Luigi actually murders Mario and Peach... blowing their brains out with a gun. But, as it soon turns out, Luigi is not the only culprit... let's not discuss it any further. It's just sick. And finally, the most disgusting thing of all- I was searching the sites, minding my own business, when BAM! I hit something that really made me sick. (If you are easily offended, I suggest you don't read any further.) Of all the Luigi websites, some pathetic psycho came up with a site containing:
LUIGI PORNO.
You think I'm joking?! Well, I'm not. I'm quite serious.
You see, these brilliant people are exactly like those furshligging Anti-Pokemon nutcases. They have nothing better to do than to shoot Pikachu in the head or fantasize about Luigi.... DISGUSTING.
I bet you a million bucks that some brilliant moron is gonna make a Luigi/Anti-Pokemon shrine someday. Watch. I'll just bet ya... The bottom line is this: Some people take video game characters a little too seriously, and really have to learn the difference between fantasy and reality. THANK YOU.
 
~(from the over-worked brain of Melissa Mario Sister)