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The StarFox compatibility test ---
By:
Toasty
Just like
with the Sailor Soldiers, it's almost impossible not to choose an absolute
favorite from the four ever-loveable StarFox pilots. Oh, go on, admit
it, you do think that one of the four pilots stands head and shoulders
above the others.
So, with that in mind,here is a compatibility
test, which will help you find out with which StarFox guy you would get
along well, where you to meet in real life (not that there's any chance
of that ever happening, but who cares? ^_^).
The whole thing is very simple, really. Below
you will find a bunch of true-false questions, and depending on the answers
you give, you'll follow a route through the questions that will eventually
throw you out into the arms of the pilot that you'd be the most compatible
with. A side note before we start: "compatible" in this test
can mean both compatible in the sense that you'd be good friends with
a particular pilot, or compatible in the sense that you could succesfully
engage in a passionate love affair with that pilot (though, honestly,
any person, no matter what their gender, wanting to be madly in love
with Slippy must be a bit deranged in my view ^^;), it's up to you to
decide wether you view this as a "love test"-style thing or
not.
And besides, they're just a bunch of polygons
on a screen, so what does it matter? Have fun, and if your ambitions
of becoming Falco's companion for life are shattered by a "you're
compatible with Slippy" result, please don't blame it on me, d'accord?
Oh, and you must of course answer each question
completely honestly. Lie on this test and the consequences will be too
terrible to describe. Probably ^^;
-On with the questions!
A1: You prefer to keep your feet firmly on the ground, and your
head out of the clouds
-true: Y1
-false: go to A2
A2: Red is a color that you like, and it looks good on you.
-true: go to X1
-false: go to A3
A3: You enjoy swimming and/or taking long baths
-true: go to Z1
-false: go to A4
A4: You think family life is something very important that should
be cherished.
-true: go to W1
-false: go to X1
Z1: When playing games with friends, you don't really mind if you
win or lose, the important thing to you is that everyone is having
fun.
-true go to Z2
-false: go to A4
Y1: You find history and ancient myths not very interresting.
-true: go to A2
-false: go to Y2
W1: You think sunglasses are incredibly cool.
-true: go to W2
-false: go to X2
X1: You are not at all afraid of going on a high-speed rollercoaster
at a fun fair.
-true: go to X2
-false: go to Z2
Z2: You think baseball caps are dead hip.
-true: go to Z3
-false: go to Y3
W2: You believe that it's very well possible for ghosts and other
such being to actually exist.
-true: go to W3
-false: go to X3
Y2: You like eating vegetables very much, but meat isn't all that
much to your tastes.
-true: go to Y3
-false: go to Z3
X2: You think that the ability to be discreet is a very important
quality
-true: go to Z3
-false: go to X3
X3: You often wish to be left in charge of things, as you think
you'd surely do better than the one currently leading the situation.
-true: go to ending 2
-false: go to ending 3
Z3: People never really expect you to achieve great things, but
despite that, you do try.
-true: go to ending 3
-false: go to ending 1
W3: You sometimes get lonely and want to surround yourself with
people.
-true: go to ending 1
-false: go to ending 4
Y3: You enjoy the company of experienced people who have a lot
to tell
-true: go to ending 4
-false: go to ending 2
-Ending 1: Congratulations, you have found a friend in Fox
McCloud. Although many look up to this imposing person as a leader
and a fighter, he can also be attentive and gentle. Having lost just
about all of his relatives, he is more than happy to welcome you in
his life, as neither one of you will have to fear loneliness when
you can be close to each other. A classic example of "all's well
that ends well", for both of you.
-Ending 2: Hats off to you. Few are those that manage to earn
the esteem and affection of the extremely proud Falco Lombardi, but
you have succeeded in doing just that! Being a friend of Falco will
not always be easy, as he's partial to making nasty remarks and being
extremely arrogant and snobby. And of course, he'll never openly admit
that he thinks highly of someone besides himself, but underneath that
he is a most devoted and caring companion. Whenever you'll really
need someone to pull you through, he'll be there and will know exactly
what to do. And he just looks so cool. No reason to complain about
that, eh?
-Ending 3: Consider yourself blessed with the sympathy of Slippy
Toad. Although the affection of someone with a tendency towards clumsyness
and ineptitude may sometimes seem more like a curse, his bright smile
and ever-happy attitude soon make up for that. Slippy posseses the
rare talent of being able to brighten every day, and should you ever
be under attack form a big, bad, bully, Slippy will be more than happy
to analyse the enemies' shield for you. Surely, that's worth something?
-Ending 4: Well done, Peppy Hare has decided that you are worthy
of his kindness and attention. You are guaranteed to have his protection
and kind advice in the most difficult of situations, and he will provide
you with pleasant, understanding company whenever you require a friend
to talk to. Cherish the tact, warmth and knowledge that this fluffy
bunny has put at your disposal, they will surely prove invaluable
to you.
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