--- The StarFox compatibility test ---
By: Toasty

 

 

Just like with the Sailor Soldiers, it's almost impossible not to choose an absolute favorite from the four ever-loveable StarFox pilots. Oh, go on, admit it, you do think that one of the four pilots stands head and shoulders above the others.
 
    So, with that in mind,here is a compatibility test, which will help you find out with which StarFox guy you would get along well, where you to meet in real life (not that there's any chance of that ever happening, but who cares? ^_^).
 
    The whole thing is very simple, really. Below you will find a bunch of true-false questions, and depending on the answers you give, you'll follow a route through the questions that will eventually throw you out into the arms of the pilot that you'd be the most compatible with. A side note before we start: "compatible" in this test can mean both compatible in the sense that you'd be good friends with a particular pilot, or compatible in the sense that you could succesfully engage in a passionate love affair with that pilot (though, honestly, any person, no matter what their gender, wanting to be madly in love with Slippy must be a bit deranged in my view ^^;), it's up to you to decide wether you view this as a "love test"-style thing or not.
 
    And besides, they're just a bunch of polygons on a screen, so what does it matter? Have fun, and if your ambitions of becoming Falco's companion for life are shattered by a "you're compatible with Slippy" result, please don't blame it on me, d'accord?
 
    Oh, and you must of course answer each question completely honestly. Lie on this test and the consequences will be too terrible to describe. Probably ^^;
 
    -On with the questions!
 
A1: You prefer to keep your feet firmly on the ground, and your head out of the clouds
 
    -true: Y1
 
    -false: go to A2

 
 
A2: Red is a color that you like, and it looks good on you.
 
    -true: go to X1
 
    -false: go to A3

 
 
A3: You enjoy swimming and/or taking long baths
 
    -true: go to Z1
 
    -false: go to A4

 
 
A4: You think family life is something very important that should be cherished.
 
    -true: go to W1
 
    -false: go to X1

 
 
 
Z1: When playing games with friends, you don't really mind if you win or lose, the important thing to you is that everyone is having fun.
 
    -true go to Z2
 
    -false: go to A4

 
 
Y1: You find history and ancient myths not very interresting.
 
    -true: go to A2
 
    -false: go to Y2

 
 
W1: You think sunglasses are incredibly cool.
 
    -true: go to W2
 
    -false: go to X2

 
 
X1: You are not at all afraid of going on a high-speed rollercoaster at a fun fair.
 
    -true: go to X2
 
    -false: go to Z2

 
 
Z2: You think baseball caps are dead hip.
 
    -true: go to Z3
 
    -false: go to Y3

 
 
W2: You believe that it's very well possible for ghosts and other such being to actually exist.
 
    -true: go to W3
 
    -false: go to X3

 
 
Y2: You like eating vegetables very much, but meat isn't all that much to your tastes.
 
    -true: go to Y3
 
    -false: go to Z3

 
 
X2: You think that the ability to be discreet is a very important quality
 
    -true: go to Z3
 
    -false: go to X3

 
 
X3: You often wish to be left in charge of things, as you think you'd surely do better than the one currently leading the situation.
 
    -true: go to ending 2
 
    -false: go to ending 3

 
 
Z3: People never really expect you to achieve great things, but despite that, you do try.
 
    -true: go to ending 3
 
    -false: go to ending 1

 
 
W3: You sometimes get lonely and want to surround yourself with people.
 
    -true: go to ending 1
 
    -false: go to ending 4

 
 
Y3: You enjoy the company of experienced people who have a lot to tell
 
    -true: go to ending 4
 
    -false: go to ending 2

 
 
-Ending 1: Congratulations, you have found a friend in Fox McCloud. Although many look up to this imposing person as a leader and a fighter, he can also be attentive and gentle. Having lost just about all of his relatives, he is more than happy to welcome you in his life, as neither one of you will have to fear loneliness when you can be close to each other. A classic example of "all's well that ends well", for both of you.

 
 
-Ending 2: Hats off to you. Few are those that manage to earn the esteem and affection of the extremely proud Falco Lombardi, but you have succeeded in doing just that! Being a friend of Falco will not always be easy, as he's partial to making nasty remarks and being extremely arrogant and snobby. And of course, he'll never openly admit that he thinks highly of someone besides himself, but underneath that he is a most devoted and caring companion. Whenever you'll really need someone to pull you through, he'll be there and will know exactly what to do. And he just looks so cool. No reason to complain about that, eh?

 
 
-Ending 3: Consider yourself blessed with the sympathy of Slippy Toad. Although the affection of someone with a tendency towards clumsyness and ineptitude may sometimes seem more like a curse, his bright smile and ever-happy attitude soon make up for that. Slippy posseses the rare talent of being able to brighten every day, and should you ever be under attack form a big, bad, bully, Slippy will be more than happy to analyse the enemies' shield for you. Surely, that's worth something?

 
 
 
-Ending 4: Well done, Peppy Hare has decided that you are worthy of his kindness and attention. You are guaranteed to have his protection and kind advice in the most difficult of situations, and he will provide you with pleasant, understanding company whenever you require a friend to talk to. Cherish the tact, warmth and knowledge that this fluffy bunny has put at your disposal, they will surely prove invaluable to you.

 
 
 

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