NintendoLand Deathmatch summary #1/1
Banjo VS. Kazooie

Crowd's are standing in line to see the newest deathmatch a fight between two popular characters. Mario and Luigi enter the crowd cheers as they enter the hosting box.
 
Luigi: Welcome I think you will enjoy this match.
 
Mario: It's against two friends who have defeated a witch in two big adventures.
 
Luigi: Who are they well you guess we're about to announce them Player 1 is the bear who does most of the work in their games and he has a good chance of winning today It's Banjo!
 
The crowd cheers and goes wild as Banjo makes his entree.
 
Mario: Player 2 is Banjo's partner and friend. She's the attacking force behind this duo and with her speed she may very well triumph. It's Kazooie!
 
Kazooie receives the same reaction when Banjo was announced and proudly enters the ring.
 
Luigi: We have a special guest host tonight and it's Bottles the mole who helped them defeat Grunty in their first adventure.
 
The crowd cheers again as Bottles enters the hosting box.
 
Luigi: Glad to have you here Bottles.
 
Bottles: Glad to be here Luigi.
 
Mario: Well you know Banjo and Kazooie very well can you explain they're chances?
 
Bottles: Well, Mario, Banjo is the strongest so he has a chance of winning if he gets close to Kazooie, Kazooie on the other hand is faster so it will quite a challenge for Banjo to get close to her. It's hard to say who's smarter.
 
Kazooie: Why I'm smarter!
 
Banjo: How do you figure that Kazooie? Your smartmouthed ways get us into trouble. I do all the talking.
 
Kazooie: Then let's get it on Banjo! Start the match plumber boy!
 
Banjo: Yes, come on! I want to show her some respect!
 
Mario: oh, alright.
 
Luigi: Begin.
 
Banjo charges at her, but Kazooie uses her leg spring to jump out of the way. Banjo quickly turns around and attempts to roll into her, but Kazooie runs out of the way.
 
Bottles: See it's going to be a challenge for Banjo to catch Kazooie.
 
Kazooie decides it's time to go on the offensive and fires a blue egg at Banjo, but Banjo uses his Sack Pack move to protect himself. Kazooie then fires a Grenade egg and not even the Sack Pack can protect Banjo from this move.
 
Banjo: Man you're going to regret that!
 
Kazooie fires a another Blue egg, but Banjo uses his Pack Whack attack to send it back at her. Kazooie is hit and sent rolling across the floor.
 
Kazooie: ow! That hurt!
 
Banjo: and there's plenty more where that came from.
 
Banjo charges at Kazooie again and Kazooie is too hurt to dodge and Banjo uses Pack Whack to hit her across the floor. Banjo then Taxi Pack's her and uses Pack Whack again. Kazooie crawls out of the pack dazed.
 
Kazooie: You will regret that Banjo!
 
Kazooie launches herself at Banjo and uses her wings to hit Banjo across the floor. Kazooie then finds a fly pad and starts to fly. She uses airborne egg-aiming to fire Ice eggs at Banjo, but Banjo is fast enough to avoid them. Kazooie then uses Beak Bomb attack and Banjo is severely hurt. Banjo then takes off his pack and starts to sleep.
 
Mario: Banjo has given up!
 
Bottles: i don't think so Banjo is merely using the Snooze Pack to heal himself.
 
Luigi: Yeah see he's back up and doesn't have a scratch!
 
Kazooie: You may have stopped your end for now but I'm willing to bet you won't have enough time to do that again!
 
Kazooie does another Beak Bomb attack but Banjo runs out of the way and Kazooie is hurt she quickly gets up and starts to glide chasing Banjo. Banjo turns around and punches Kazooie across the floor. Kazooie decides to increase her speed taking out running shoes she is now faster then ever. Banjo can hardly catch her.
 
Bottles: i have no idea what Banjo can do now.
 
Banjo does however and uses Shack Pack to get in Kazooie's way and make her trip and fall. Banjo gets ready to finish off Kazooie.
 
Banjo: it's been fun playing this game but it's time to end this!
 
Banjo runs over to Kazooie and begins to choke her. Kazooie can hardly stand the pain and finally shouts I give up!
 
Banjo: All right then I win. Good show Kazooie.
 
Kazooie: You really mean it Banjo?
 
Banjo: Yeah.
 
Mario: well isn't that nice?
 
Bottles: indeed it is.
 
Luigi: Well this is Mario, Luigi and Bottles signing off.
 
This summary was written by The Luigi Man.