NintendoLand Deathmatch summary
Bowser VS. Blastoise

 
Mario: Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to The Death Match Stadium.
 
Luigi: Today we have got 2 Turtle like Creatures, one is a Pokémon and one is a Koopa; not just any Koopa, King Bowser Koopa.
 
Mario: It looks like the opponents are ready to fight, but I could beat the both.
 
Luigi: How did you come to that conclusion?
 
Mario: Well, as we all know I have beat Bowser many times and if I can defeat him, I can defeat a Water Turtle.
 
Luigi: Sorry to intrude on your boasting time, but do you even know what power Blastoise has?
 
Mario: Yeah, the same as Bowser right?
 
Luigi: They are completely different. Blastoise has 2 Incerdibly high pressured Water Cannons, he has incredible strength. He has Dig ability which will come in handy in this Match. He even has With Draw, that which brings up his defense so Bowser will have a harder time hurting him. But on the other hand, well Mario you fought him so much and more than I did why don't you explain some of his moves?
 
Mario: He has some kind of Electrical Wave which Electrocuted me before, that will surely pay off against Blastoise the Water type Pokémon. Hammers, Fire Breath, Bowser Crush ect. So obviously Bowser does have the edge.
 
Luigi: Well, he could dodge the Electrical Waves with Dig…
 
Mario: How about we watch the fight?
 
Luigi: Okay, I got bet you $100 Bowser is gonna win.
 
Mario: You got it.
 
Bowser enters the Stadium ready and equipped with his Hammers.
 
Bowser: Where is the opponent?
 
Ash walks into the Stadium with a Pokéball in his hand.
 
Ash: I have a Rental Blastoise, let's fight.
 
Ash: Go, Blastoise!
 
Mario: One second, let's just put this communicator on the Blastoise. Mario reaches over to put the Communicator on Blastoise lastoise Hydro Pumps Mario into the Stadium Wall
 
Mario: Ouch, ouch! I think my back is hurt. Luigi, put the Communicator on him, hurry.
 
Luigi runs up to Blastoise and puts it on him and runs back to his seat above The Stadium.
 
Mario: What about me?!
 
Bowser picks up Mario and throws him up and he smashes into Luigi
 
Mario: Thanks. (He says it Sarcasticly)
 
Luigi: Now you guys fight.
 
Bowser runs at Blastoise, he throws some Hammers and stop and then he uses Bowser Crush!
 
Blastoise: You'll Pay!
 
Ash: Blastoise, use your Ice Beam now!
 
Bowser: Your Ice Beam can't get to me, Bowser uses Fire Breath.
 
Bowser wants to finish the match and uses a Electrical Jump. Ash: Blastoise use your Dig attack right now!
 
Blastoise comes up Behind him and uses Blizzard!
 
Mario: Look, he froze Bowser!
 
Luigi: Looks like it's all over, at first I thought that Bowser was gonna win with those cool attacks, but it looks like Blizzard Is just too powerful.
 
Mario: Yep, well that's how the cookie crumble. So remember we had a bet? Where's my hundred bucks?
 
Luigi: Oh, come on. Your just going to buy pasta. We have plenty of that at home.
 
Mario: Give me my money little brother, now.
 
Luigi: Well, first let's announce the winner shall we? But, it's a little cold in here, turn up the heater.
 
Mario: Okay, there it's warm now. I'll announce the winner. Ladies and Gentlemen the winner of this Death Match has been awarded Officially to As- no wait, the award would go to the fighter; It is Official that Blastoise is the winne-. Wait, Bowser is melting out of the Ice!
 
Luigi sarcastically says: Oh, no. * giggles *
 
Mario: Did you laugh just now Luigi?
 
Luigi: No, let's get back to the fight shall we?
 
Ash: Blastoise use you Bubble Beam to lower his Speed!
 
Bowser wobbles up to Blastoise but that allows Blasistoise to use Hydro Pump on Bowser's head! The force of the Water snaps Bowser's neck and forces him to fall backwards.
 
Ash: Blastoise, use your Skull Bash now! Bowser moved his body Back Wards so the Spikes would jab into Blastoises's Head.
 
Blastoise: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!
 
Ash: Blastoise, use Recover!
 
Blastoise: I don't know how to!
 
Ash: Use Double Team!
 
Bowser throws hundreds of hammers, Fire Breath and Bowser Crush but it all misses!
 
Ash: Blastoise, use your Body Slam!
 
Mario: Oops, it's Paralyzed!
 
Luigi: You got that From Pokémon Stadium huh?
 
Mario: Uh, yeah just look at the fight.
 
Luigi: Look, Bowser uses a Body Slam but it does more damage cause he has spikes.
 
Ash: Blastoise, use your Dig! Blastoise? Why aren't you moving?
 
Mario: Why isn't Blastoise moving?
 
Luigi: It's Paralyzed on the spot.
 
Mario: You got that from Pokémon Stadium.
 
Luigi: But really, he is and so is Bowser!
 
Ash: Blastoise, come on you can do it! Shake it off now!
 
Luigi: It looks like Bowser shook off his Paralysis!
 
Bowser runs at Blastoise and uses Bowser Crush cracking his Shell!
 
Blastoise: You stinking Freak!
 
Bowser: I wouldn't be talking, you got Pumps of Steel coming out your back!
 
Blastoise charges Bowser but Bowser sends a Shock Wave through Blastoise.
 
Ash: Blastoise, stop getting your but kicked and attack now! Use your Bubble beam!
 
Ash: Blastoise move! You got to be faster!
 
Mario: Their both Paralyzed, again. We hav to fix them or we will just sit here forever. Mario gives them both a Paralyze Heal. Mario: there, now get the action back on!
 
Blastoise grabs Bowser and throws him on his head. CRUNCH!
 
Ash: Blastoise, hurry Ice Beam him.
 
Bowser: Cold, how about I heat up the battle!
 
Bowser creates a Giant blast of Fire buring Blastoise!
 
Blastoise: Stop with the lame jokes.
 
Blastoise uses his Claws to scratch up Bowser's Face!
 
Bowser uses his Claws to scratch up Blastoises's Face!
 
Ash: Blastoise, With Draw! Blastoise, listen to me and do it! Now Blastoise!
 
Mario: Why won't they attack and quit Scatching?
 
Luigi: One has to give up, they are tearing up their faces.
 
Bowser: Dang it stings! Crap!
 
Blastoise: Here, take some water.
 
Blastoise Hydro Pumps in his eyes!
 
Bowser: You stupid Freak, I'll eat you after this. I promise!
 
Blastoise kicks his Leg.
 
Bowser: You cheater!
 
Mario: Yeah, right give it to him Blastoise I got $100 riding on you!
 
Luigi: Keep it down Mario.
 
Bowser used Drill Claw through Blastoise's Shell.
 
Ash: Oh Geeze, I can't look.
 
Bowser: Ha ha! Now who's hurting.
 
Mario: Blastoise Punches Bowser in the face, gives him a Upper Cut then kicks his other Leg!
 
Mario: Bowser returns with several swift punches to his face, and bites him arm!
 
Luigi: Hey, Blastoise just jumped on Bowser and he jumped up in the Sky like you do Mario when you get hurt!
 
Mario: You do it too.
 
Luigi: Do not, you do.
 
Mario slaps Luigi upside the Head.
 
Luigi: Let's keep this between them okay, I don't wanna hurt you again okay?
 
Mario: Let's fight now.
 
Luigi: I'll kick you ass later.
 
Mario punches Luigi in the guts.
 
Luigi: You asked for It fat boy!
 
Luigi and Mario begin fighting and cussing at each other.
 
Bowser: Ignore them, let's fight.
 
Blastoise spits in Bowser's face and punches him while he is stunned.
 
Bowser: I thought I fought dirty.
 
Blastoise: You do.
 
Bowser returns with a spit to the face and slap.
 
Bowser: I can spit too!
 
Blastoise Uses Bubble in Bowser's eyes.
 
Bowser: I can't see, I can't see dear God I can't see!
 
As Bowser is running around smashing into the Stadium walls Blastoise picks up a sharp part of his Broken Shell. He jams in into Bowser Arm fracturing his bone.
 
Bowser: I can see, I can see! Ah, I can see!
 
Blastoise: Yeah, your Blood!
 
Bowser pulls out the Sharp Shell piece and throws it in Blastoise's face.
 
Luigi: There, I beat you up again.
 
Mario: Ah I let you win, I'll be right ack I gotta go to the bathroom. * Stumbles away and you can hear him fall. *
 
Luigi: Dang it, I know I got a Mushroom around here somewhere, there it is; better. Where's Mario?
 
Luigi: Heck, what happened, Blastoise is on the ground with a sharp Object in his face and Bowser's Arm is all damaged. Mario? I'll be right back, gotta go get Mario.
 
Bowser jumps on Blastoise's face and slaps him.
 
Ash: Please Blastoise, I gotta get the Mushroom Badge!
 
Bowser: Mushroom Badge? What Badge?
 
That's why I am here, Mario told me he would give me a Official Mushroom Badge and walked off laughing.
 
Bowser: What do I look like a Pokémon?
 
Ash: Well, yeah.
 
Bowser: I'll kill you next.
 
Blastoise swings Bowser around by the Tail and throws him into the Stadium wall and it breaks open.
 
Ash: Poké Ball, Go!!
 
Ah, it didn't work. Dexter what Type is he?
 
Dexter: No available Data.
 
Ash: Must be a new Type, I'll try it again after Blastoise Weakens it more. Blastoise break a spike off Bowser and use it as a Weapon!
 
Blastoise breaks it off and Jabs Bowser's Foot so he can't walk.
 
Bowser: Here take this! Bowser creates a Spell and everyone turns into Paper.
 
Ash: What the Hell? Blastoise use Rain Dance to Block the Magic!
 
Bowser: Yeah, how about some Street fighting?!
 
Bowser starts punching and kicking Blastoise and they both continue attacing each other that way.
 
Mean While in the Stadium Hall…
 
Luigi: Mario, what happened?
 
Mario: I don't wanna save the World again, I refuse.
 
Luigi: Mario, snap out of it! Here, smell the Sauce?
 
Mario: What happened? I remember kicking your butt then walking into the Hall Way and now this.
 
Luigi: I kicked your butt.
 
Mario: No, I beat you up; I let you win.
 
Luigi: Let's fight again right here.
 
Mario: Fihgting proves nothing, I have-a more skill then you do.
 
Luigi: Let's get back to the Stadium.
 
Mario: Fine.
 
Back in the Stadium Ring:
 
Blastoise and Bowser are still beating each other up.
 
Ash: Blastoise you stupid fool! Move back, I gotta capture him!
 
Blastoise: He's not a Pokémon!
 
Ash: How would you know, just move over.
 
Blastoise: Come on, I am winning!
 
Ash: Okay, the more weakend the better.
 
Bowser unleashes a fury of attacks, every attack he has ever used before bashing and not stopping!
 
Ash: No, no , no!
 
Blastoise has little swhirles in his eyes.
 
Ash: God damn it no, I won't lose! Blastoise, get your fat butt back up and use With Draw!
 
Bowser starts breaking his entire Shell with Bowser Crush, Drill Claw and Hammers.
 
Ash thinking: He can't take much more of that abuse, gotta think.
 
Ash: Blastoise, Surf!
 
Ash: Yeah, now drown him with Waterfall!
 
Bowser heats the Water up Boiling so it Burns Blastoise and himself.
 
Bowser: Hot enough?
 
Blastoise used Tail Whip to bring down Bowser's Defense.
 
Mario and Luigi return.
 
Mario: Wow, that Mushroom tastes good.
 
Luigi: Yep, what the Hell happened to our Stadium? Look, we just painted the walls and the water destroyed the Paint job and wet the viewers!
 
Mario: Hey kid, were sueing you for damage to our Stadium.
 
Ash: I didn't do it, Blastoise did.
 
Mario: He is yours or under your control, were sueing you.
 
Misty: Don't even try it, he stole my bike and broke it and never payed me back.
 
Mario: Maybe you should sue him too, together we will have a strong case.
 
Misty: Okay, your going down Ash.
 
Ash: Stupid fool, I don't have the money.
 
Mario: Then give us your one of your Pokémon for pay.
 
Ash: Hell no.
 
Ash: Blastoise, Rest!
 
Luigi: It's taking a Short nap.
 
Mario: can we please stop quoting Stadium?
 
Luigi pointing at Mario: Ooh, it's ready to drop.
 
Mario: Don't start this here.
 
Bowser: Naping won't help you.
 
Bowser spits in his face and taunts him.
 
Luigi: It woke up.
 
Mario: I guess that's something you would say on your own.
 
Blastoise removes the spit from his face.
 
Bowser: Hey your healed?!
 
Bowser: Oh, yeah.
 
Ash: Blastoise, Reflect and Bide now!
 
Bowser beats lastoise up and Blastoise just stands and takes the beating.
 
Mario: What kind of idiot would stand there?
 
Luigi: No Bowser Stop hitting him!
 
Mario: Yeah stop! Wait, did he say Bide?
 
Luigi: Yeah.
 
Mario: Give him all you got Bowser, I am your buddy now; jack him up!
 
Luigi: Oh, geeze.
 
Mario: Blastoise is about to faint!
 
Ash: And….Now release Energy!
 
Blastoise absorbed the damage from Bowser and gave it back Double!
 
Luigi: He fell for it, that's what he gets for being a stupid Lizard.
 
Mario: Good work yes, Blastoise! Give me my money Luigi.
 
Luigi: You'll have to beat me up and take it.
 
Mario puts on a Fire Flower and Gets out a Invincibility Star.
 
Mario: Give me, the money now.
 
Luigi: Fine, wait a little while for Bowser to get up.
 
Mario: Fine.
 
Ash: Blastoise, use Toxic to badly poison it.
 
Now, use your Strength to crush his Skull!
 
Luigi: Can we add 10 minutes to that Mario?
 
Mario: Face it, Bowser is gone.
 
Bowser Jumps up and unleashes a fury of attacks again!
 
Hurt by poison.
 
Ash: Blastoise, Double Team!
 
Bowser shoots fire at one, a Hammer at the other and Drill Claw at one!
 
Bowser got hit by the Fire!
 
Ash: Rest again!
 
Mario: It's over for Bowser.
 
Luigi: While you can, beat him up!
 
Bowser Cracks open his newly fixed Shell, shoots fire in it and breaks his Arms with Hammers.
 
Ash: Blastoise, now your damaged badly; what was the point of Resting?!
 
Bowser: No matter how many times you rest, it won't work; I'll figure out your weakspot and attack it; you'll die in your sleep!
 
Ash: With Draw and Rest and Reflect!
 
Bowser: It will work only so many times…
 
Bowser uses Shock Waves and leaves Blastoise Paralyzed with 1 HP.
 
Ash: No, this stinks.
 
Bowser kicks Blastoise and it's over.
 
Ash crying: Blastoise, retur-.
 
A Balloon shaped like Meowth comes through the celieng.
 
Jessie: Prepare for Trouble!
 
James: Make it Double.
 
Meowth: Forget the motto, we gotta steal Pikachu and that Blastoise before it's too late!
 
Jessie: Right!
 
James: Right!
 
Meowth: Me-owth is always right!
 
Jessie: Go! Arbok!
 
James: Go! Weezing!
 
Ash: Not again, please.
 
James: Weezing, Smoke Screen now!
 
Jessie: Arbok, go Under ground!
 
Ash: Pikachu, where are you?!
 
James: Pikachu is right here, ha ha!
 
Jessie: Now for that Blastoise! Arbok, Come up and use Poison Sting!
 
Ash: Blastoise, Hydro Pump Arbok now!
 
Jessie: Arbok, Return.
 
James: Weezing, return!
 
Jessie: Go! Lickitung!
 
James: Go! Victreebell!
 
Victreebell bites James' head.
 
Meowth: Victreebell, can't you do anything right?! Fight now!
 
James: Victreebell, Razor Leaf that Blastoise!
 
Mario: Bowser, so the match can continue, Fire Breath!
 
Bowser: Fine, but your not my master!
 
Bowser unleashes Fire Breath and destroys the Leaves.
 
James: Victreebell, Poison Powder!
 
Ash: Charizard, I choose you! Use your whirlwind to blast the Poison Powder at Lickitung!
 
Charizard obeys cause Ash threw his PokéBall in front of the Powder.
 
Good work Charizard, Fire Blast now!
 
Charizard burns Ash.
 
Ash: Charizard, watch out; Solar Beam!
 
Charizard obeys again due to being in front of the Beam.
 
James: Victreebell, return now!
 
Jessie: Lickitung, use your Lick on Blastoise!
 
Ash: Blastoise, use your Water Gun to Blast it's attack Back at it!
 
Jessie: Were losing!
 
James: Meowth! Go!
 
Meowth: No way!
 
James kicks Meowth out of the Balloon.
 
Meowth: Get ready for this.
 
Ash: Charizard attack it! Charizard, please obey!
 
Charizard takes a nap.
 
Ash: Charizard, return. Bulbasaur, I choose you! Bubasaur, Razor Leaf!
 
Meowth: Meowth, use your Fury Swipes to block the Leaves!
 
Ash: Bulbasar, Solar Beam!
 
Meowth: Meowth, Double Team!
 
Bulbasaur's attack misses hitting James.
 
James: I knew this wouldn't work. * Falls over *
 
Ash: Bulbasaur, return! Go! Snorlax! Self-destruct!
 
Jessie-James-Meowth-: Looks like Team Rocket's Blasting off again!
 
A little star twinkles.
 
Ash: Now, that I got rid of Team Rocket, ca I have my Mushroom Badge?!
 
Mario: No.
 
Ash: Fine, let's finish this.
 
Mario: First, I have to give Bowser a Potion for being hurt by Poison when fighting Team Rocket.
 
Mario gives him it.
 
Luigi: Begin, again.
 
Bowser kicks at Blastoise but Blastoise uses Water Gun in his mouth chocking him.
 
Blastoise finish with- Bowser had already kicked Blastoise winning the Match.
 
Mario: Ah heck, so close.
 
Luigi: My money.
 
Mario forks over $100 to Luigi.
 
Mario: That's this Death Match, plus a bonus Pokémon Battle.
 
Luigi: Good Fight, Good Night!
 
Deathmatch summary written by: Digimon hunter