NintendoLand Deathmatch summary
Bowser VS. Donkey Kong

Mario: Good evening everyone! It's a mee Mario!

Luigi: And it's a mee Luigi! We have a great fight for you tonight, Bowser, the detested villain of my brother and I. Versus Donkey Kong the big ape that used to throw barrels at Mario. But now he has become a good monkey and would rather find bananas than kidnap beautiful maidens.

Crowd goes wild.

Mario: That's a right Luigi.

Luigi: Entering first, the biggest baddest villain since...since...hey Mario since who?

Mario: Don't look at me.

Luigi: Oh well the first contestant, Bowser!

Crowd boos as Bowser enters. Except for some Koopa Troopas and Bowser's children.

Lemmy: Kick this furry apes *** Dad!

Bowser: No problem son. Bwa ha ha!

Mario: And the next contestant, Donkey Kong!

Crowd goes wild as DK enters Except for some Koopa Troopas and Bowser's children.

Ludwig: Go back to your **** jungle stupid monkey!

Bowser's kids get clobbered with rotten eggs, tomatoes, cabbage, and various other items.

Mario: Are the contestants ready?

Bowser and DK both motion they are ready.

Mario: Go

The contestants begin circling each other in the ring. Bowser takes in a deep breath and blows fire at DK. DK's fur starts on fire, but he had been expecting this and he ran over to where Diddy Kong was sitting so he could be put out.

DK: Thanks Diddy.

Diddy: No problem no go out and kick this overgrown turtles ***!

DK: You got it.

DK rushes Bowser and tackles him. Bowser's spikes stick into the ground and he is stuck. DK charges up a punch and hits Bowser square in his mouth. A few of Bowser's teeth go flying across the arena and one hits an unsuspecting Goomba in the forehead.

Goomba: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Bowser blows fire into DK's face blinding him temporarily. He gets his spikes out of the ground and begins charging a spell. All of a sudden a giant rock juts out of the ground right underneath DK sending him into the stands. He gets back out but his left leg is dragging behind him.

DK: Your in for it now you stupid frog.

Bowser: I am a dragon.

DK: Whatever frog.

This makes Bowser really mad and he charges DK. DK pulls out a barrel and hits Bowser square on the head breaking one of his horns.

Bowser: Grrrrrrrrrr! Do you know how long it takes for those to grow back?

DK: Nope, and I don't care either.

DK pulls out another barrel but this one has a big "TNT" painted on it. But Bowser was ready and he blows fire on the barrel blowing it up in DK's hands. DK is sent flying into the air and he goes right out of the arena.

DK: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Luigi: It looks like Bowser is the winner.

Crowd boos.

Morton: Yeah Dad!

Mario: Blast that Bowser I am going down there right now to kick his ***!

Luigi: No not right now Mario. You will get your chance in "Paper Mario."

Mario: Oh yeah.

A Moblin walks out to award Bowser his medal.

Bowser: Bwa ha ha! Your next Mario. I will see you in "Paper Mario" where you are doomed to finally die.

Mario: Yeah right Bowser!

Mario cusses at Bowser in several different languages.

Luigi: Uhmm...Mario calm down.

Mario: Shut up Luigi!

Luigi: Okay. This is Luigi saying good night from the Nintendoland Deathmatch Stadium.

This summary was written by Zavval the Hutt.