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NintendoLand
Deathmatch summary
Bowser VS. Ganondorf
Jim:
Bowser VS Ganondorf... hah, what a joke! Bowser will get
his reptile butt kicked today!
Benny: So you say...
Jim: Yeah of course. Ganondorf is cruel, I've bet half of
this month's salary on that he'll win!
Benny: I didn't think that betting on the deathmatches were
legal, is it?
Jim: *under his breath* Shhhh... I could get fired for this!
Benny: Well.. I don't kn-
Jim: Shut, up Benny you're boring our audience.
Benny: Here's our first contestant, King Bowser Koopa. He's
here for the second time. The last time he beat Kamek senseless,
now he's ready for his new opponent!
Bowser comes running down the isle and jumps into the ring.
The crowd cheers and King Bowser Koopa bows deeply.
Jim: And now to the winner, uhm, the next contestant; King
Ganondorf from the Land of Hyrule!
A strange glow surrounds the Nintendo Deathmatch ring. A
portal is being opened to the Land of Hyrule, to let Ganondorf
enter the stadium... And yes, there out of the purple glow,
he comes walking. He is dressed in a long red robe, with
a blue cloak covering his shoulders. In his hands he carries
a big trident. The portal closes and it's all quite.
Jim: Go Ganon! Go!
Benny: You're being partial Jim...
Jim: No, I'm not! Let's start this fight!
Bowser: Ok, Mr. I'm-so-powerful-and-evil-and-has-got-all-the-odds-on-my-side.
So, that prat Jim has placed his hard-earned money on you.
A shame he'll have to lose them!
Ganondorf: hau gui goorful-gaa....
Bowser: What, can't ya speak?
Ganondorf: quew powe dasz....
Bowser: Uhm... hallo pea-brain, I'm talking to you! Even
Peach's got larger brains that you!....
Ganondorf: hyuare kijgh
Bowser: Come on, this is getting boring....
Ganondorf: fauy!
Firebats emergs from thin air and begin circling around,
Bowser. Then one after another, they begin diving from him,
but Bowser miraculously manages to stay out of harms way.
Jim: What!? You can do better than that Ganondorf!
Ganondorf began swinging his trident around and around and
then throws it like a boomerang after Bowser, but Bowser
dodges it easily and gives Ganondorf a perfect uppercut,
which sends the magician flying...
Benny: Wov, Bowser is really excelling today, don't you think
Jim!?
Jim: Shut up!
Ganondorf: Impossible! How hast thou learned to dodge my
attacks that way...?
Mysterious voice form the audience that sounds very much
like Link: From me! When I heard that you had escaped the
exile that I and the Sages arranged for you, I took help
from Bowser too beat you... I've learned Bowser all your
moves and techniques, you can't beat him!
Jim: Whaaaaaaat, that must be illegal! Bowser is disqualified!
Benny: Actually not, due to the Deathmatch rulebook paragraph
134 a contest are allowed to receive tips from outside sourc
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A scream interrupted the silence. It was Ganondorf who was
screaming, as he was hurled high up in the air. He fell down
in the opposite side of the ring with a boom. after a while
Ganondorf got to his feet, and started laughing...
Bowser: He's flipped! He's seriously fucked up!
Ganondorf: Oh, no, no my futile opponent... Ara quare!
With these words Ganondorf fell to the ground. His body started
to shake violently and he was surrounded by a intense blue
light. Soon Ganondorf had turned into the creature Ganon.
Ganon rose in front of Bowser. When compared to Ganon's size
and fearful appearance, even Bowser seamed harmless.
Jim: Smookeeen!
A smile crossed Ganon's devil like face, but he hadn't time
to finish the smile, before Bowser took up something shiny
from under his shell. It was long and made out of silver.
Bowser: Oh, I forgot... Link gave me a little present as
well. I'm sure you
recognize this...
Ganon: No, not thee silver arrow!
Ganon, trembled backwards.
Bowser: oh... yes indeed!
Bowser took aim and shoot the silver arrow right at Ganon's
heart. Upon impact, Ganon screamed and disappeared in a puff
of smoke.
Benny: And the winner is, King Bowser Koopa!
Bowser, walked up to the middle of the ring to receive his
second NintendoLand Deathmatch medal...
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