NintendoLand Deathmatch summary
Bowser VS. Kamek.

The camera shows a big dome shaped building, made entirely out of steel. The sun is setting and the sky is red.
Another shot: This time from inside the building. In the light of hundreds of spotlights, in centre of the dome, a big ring can be seen. Around the ring the crowd is entering. In an big sphere like structure, hanging from the roof, sits our two commentators; Jim "The Man" Johnsson, and Benny "The Bear" Nilsson.
 
Jim: Looks like it's going to be something out of the ordinary today!
 
Benny: You're right, Jim. But I don't anyone can have failed to see whom of our contestants that are the favorite...
 
Jim: Yeah, Bowser has ordered his whole army to come and watch him defeat his opponent. It's almost scary. The whole audience is full of Koopa Troopas and Goombas!
 
The camera zooms in on a pack of Goombas popping some popcorn over a FryGuy's head. Behind them some Koopa Troopas are drinking too much of some alcoholic drink and takes turn to vomit it up again.
 
Benny: We'll now it is time to start the first NintendoLand DeathMatch for this season!
 
The spotlights are shut of and it is all silent for half a minute.
 
Jim: In the first corner, the man who controls the mightiest armada of baddies in the whole known universe. The man who can take over the Mushroom Kingdom any day, if he wants to.... or at least that is what he says.... KING BOWSER KOOPA!
 
The spotlights in the right corner of the ring, are all lit up to reveal the gruesome King Bowser Koopa. The whole dome rises to salute their master. Or to be more specific, the whole dome except for a group of individuals sitting at the left side of the dome.
 
Jim: And in the other corner, The Master of Magic, Chief MagiKoopa Kamek!
 
The lights are lit up in the other corner and a small Koopa ,draped in piece of blue clothing, appears. Now the group of individuals awakes and starts to call out "Go Kamek! Go Kamek!" in croaking voices. It is the MagiKoopa Highcounsel that have dressed up in their finest capes, just to honor their Chief Kamek. The 10 MagiKoopas chant some strange old hymn and raise their wands in unison. Bolts of ancient magic shoot out from the wands, circles around in the air for a while and explodes in the letters, "KAMEK". The MagiKoopas laugh and makes gestures to Kamek to fight bravely. The little MagiKoopa standing there in the ring bows honorably back at his 'fans'.
 
Benny: Remember, no poking eachothers' eyes out or kicking eachother in the groin. Ok, Koopas and Goombas, MagiKoopas and Lakitus; Let's get ready to rumble!
 
Somewhere a Sledgebrother hits a gong with his big sledge and the match has begun. Bowser towers up in front of Kamek and starts to breathe small puffs of smoke from his mouth. He charges and runs right at the little MagiKoopa, that doesn't move an inch to avoid the attack.
 
Benny. What's Kamek doing? He'll be knocked senseless!
 
Just as Bowser hurls himself at the little Koopa, Kamek waves with his magical wand and disappears. Bowser misses Kamek and flies straight into the steelfence fence surrounding the arena, with an surprised expression on his face. Kamek appears in the other side of the ring.
Once again the highcounsel starts to scream. A low "Go Kamek! Go Kamek!" is heard. The rest of the audience are silent as mice.
 
Jim: Wow! I haven't seen that one before.... No matter if you're a hard shelled Koopa King, or not, that's gotta hurt!
 
Benny: Yes Jim, Bowser seams to have taken quite a hit in the head, man he must be pissed now!
 
Bowser reaches for the fence and pushes himself up. Bowser's eyes locates his opponent, and he starts to walk across the arena. Kamek croaks superiority and starts waving with his wand. A yellow beam is emitted from his wand heading right at Bowser. The King spins around and reflects Kamek's attack with his hard shell.
 
Jim: Smokin'!
 
Kamek starts to chant another mystical spell, but Bowser reacts quickly. He takes a deep breathe and spews a spray of hot firebreath right at the MagiKoopa. Kamek, who is too into his spell, doesn't have time to dodge the attack and is caught in the flames.
 
Jim & Benny i unison: Smokin'!
 
The poor Koopa runs around on the arena in panic. He throws himself on the ground and rolls around to put out the fire. At last he manages to stop his clothes from burning.
 
Kamek: You bastard, that was my ceremonial dress. It's ir-replaceable!
 
Bowser: You looked stupid in it anyway, let's rock, Kamek!
 
An evil grin appears on Kamek's face as he finishes his spell. The wand glows of energy and Kamek starts to fire of big comets of energy after Bowser. Bowser jumps up and down like crazy to avoid the comets.
 
Kamek: That's what you get for not paying for the fresh water supplier for my office!
 
Jim: Wov, Kamek's pissed!
 
Benny: Yes, what's Bowser to do now? Can the Kamek really beat his own master? Not many thought so!
 
Bowser: Waaahhhh!
 
Bowser charges right at Kamek, jumps to dodge another energy comet and hits the wand right out of Kamek's hands. The wand flies through the air and land in the far corner of the ring. Bowser grabs Kamek and throws him high up in the air.
 
Jim: Looks like the tables have turned...
 
Bowser punches Kamek in the stomach and sends him flying across the arena.
 
Benny: Oach!
 
Bowser runs over to Kamek and jumps up on the fence, to take a dive right at the MagiKoopa.
 
"Any last word, Kamek?" the King of Koopas ask.
 
"Please, master spare me..." Kamek cries.
 
Bowser: Why should I?
 
Bowser gets into position on the fence.
 
Kamek: I... I...I'll work a month without payment?
 
Bowser just shakes his big head
 
Kamek: A year? Two Years?
 
Bowser: Goodbye Eggbrain!
 
Kamek: I, I'll, I'll make that love potion that you've always wanted for Princess Peach!
 
Bowser: Accepted!
 
Bowser lightens up like a lightbulb. He walks up to a very relieved Kamek and gives him his hand.
 
Jim: Oh, no it can't end like this, I want to see some cruelty!
 
Kamek: Thanks, Bowser!
 
As Kamek grabs hold of Bowser's hand he is tossed high up in the air. Kamek flies up to the roof of the dome and remains hanging there, from a spotlight.
 
Kamek: You ¤#@!¤%, why did you do that?
 
Bowser: Let's see how you can take yourself down from there, without your magical powers!
 
Bowser raises his right hand in victory and waits for the applauds.
 
Jim: Yes, I knew Bowser wouldn't let Kamek get away with that!
 
Benny: Well Jim, this was a spectacular show. Say what you want about the old overgrown Koopa but he sure knows how to put up a good fight!
 
Bowser: I heard that!
 
Jim: Yes, and this was all from the NintendoLand Deathmatch Dome, for today. See you next week, and to all you Mushroom kids watching this; Don't try this at home!
 
 
This summary was written by Mattias Liedholm.