NintendoLand Deathmatch summary #1/4
Captain Falcon VS. Donkey Kong

The lights are dim, then they turn on as two figures enter into the booth.
 
Mario: Hey, it's a me a Mario.
 
Luigi: and it's a me a Luigi.
 
Mario: are you guys ready for some action?
 
Crowd: YEAH!
 
Luigi: well were sorry because tonights match got cancelled, instead were going to have a chess game.
 
*Link throws a shoe at Luigi*
 
Luigi: ouch! that hurt! who did that?
 
Mario: that was a Link the first, from Zelda Ocarina of time.
 
Luigi: Link the first? hey wait you just said my line and I said yours!
 
*Mario smirks*
 
Mario: ok Luigi was just a kidding about tonight, now here is our real match.
 
*a dark figure walks in*
 
Luigi: comming from the jungle, has defeted Kremlings numerous times, has won some deathmatches, and is eating alot of bananas, Donkeeeey Konnnngggggggg!!!
 
*DK comes in followed by Kandy, crowd cheers, Kandy walks back to her seat*
 
*soon as crowd quiets down*
 
Mario: comming all the way from the 26th century, many have called him the craziest racer alive, he can zoom past you without knowing it, the one and only Captaaaain Falconnnnnnn!!!!
 
*Captain Falcon comes in with Samus, SAmus sits down as crowd cheers*
 
*Goombario from Paper Mario comes in*
 
Gombario: Ok I know more about any one of you guys here then any one else, and I expect a nice fight. Now lets get ready to Rummmmbbbblllllllleeee!
 
*Captain Falcon runs and punches DK*
 
DK: oh grunt grunt grunt ohke ohke.
 
Mario: Uh, Luigi, whose translating for DK tonight?
 
Luigi: Oh yeah we forgot DK can not speak english and were going to have translate, hmm, oh Banjo!
 
*Banjo comes in and the crowd cheers*
 
Banjo: thank you alot, guh-uh. What Dk just said was ouch! Gu-hu
 
Luigi: *whispers* this is even more annoying then hearing its a me!
 
Mario: oh, and Captain Falcon gives the first punch!
 
DK: oooh kee kkkeee ooh, ooooh.
 
Banjo: why did you do that?
 
Captain Falcon: uh this is a deathmatch remember?
 
DK: koh grunt grunt.
 
Banjo: oh yeah, gu hu.
 
*Dk gets a barel and throws it*
 
*then Captain Falcon gets hit, but then retaliats*
 
Falcon: so you want to play rough, Eh?
 
Falcon punch!!!!
 
*Dk Falls down than gets back up*
 
Dk: Ooh goo ooh!
 
Banjo: Your faster then a speeding bullet! gu hu!
 
*audience gets annoyed*
 
A voice from the audience: you better watch out mr. bear or I'll get your little bird friend to!
 
Banjo: Gruntilda? who let you in?
 
*Mario and Luigi are tied up to a post, along with Toad*
 
Gruntilda: lets just say everyone got tied up! And if this match dosn't end in....
 
*the mushroom police get her and send her to jail*
 
Mario, Luigi, and Toad: ahh its good to be back.
 
*meanwhile back to the fight*
 
DK: oooooooohhhhhhh oooooooohhhhhhhhh!!
 
Banjo: heres a barrel, and another barrel!
 
*captain falcon misses both*
 
Falcon: well take this (punches him), and this(punches him agian) and that
 
(kicks him)
 
*falcon then throws of DK's tie.*
 
DK: oohh ooooooooohhhhhhhh keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
Banjo: why did you do that? you meany. Im going to quit!
 
*audience boos*
 
Mario: no! no one can forfit from a deathmatch!
 
Luigi: he's a right, page 23 section 4 paragraph 1 clearly states that!
 
*dk decides to fight again.*
 
Mario: I should a note, that no one dies or gets hurt in these, they are just all pretending.
 
Falcon: show me your moves!
 
*DK punches him*
 
Falcon: oh, so you can fight.
 
Funky: DK, dont forget this!
 
*Funky throws a cocunut gun*
 
*Dk shoots Falcon. Falcon falls, but then gets up*
 
Falcon: your good, but I'm better, Dk do you smell what the Falcon is cooking!
 
*audience cheers*
 
The Rock: Yeah, Falcon! Your getting better!
 
Falcon: Thanks Scorpian King, ur i mean the rock! anyway I know how to defete Blood Falcon, and he can defete you!
 
*audience gasps*
 
DK: ooooooohhhhhhhhh keeeeeeee ooooooohhhhhhhhhh!
 
Banjo: well K. Rool can defete you probably!
 
Falcon: well take this!
 
*falcon blows him into the audience, he fall on people*
 
Spiderman: wow that was amazing, he just squashed Batman and Superman!
 
*Wario throws him back in*
 
DK: grunt grunt oooooohhhhhhhhhhhh keeeeeeee oooooooooooohhhhhhhh keeeeeeee!
 
Banjo: I'm not done yet!
 
Mario: hasn't any one else found it odd that me and Luigi havn't spoke in a
 
while?
 
Luigi: yes I do find it odd!
 
Pikachu: Pikaaaaaaaaa!
 
Mario: who let Pika in the audince?
 
Sonic: It was Crash!
 
Crash: Umm, sorry!
 
Mario whispering remember were friends with them now.
 
Falcon: DK, prepare to meet thy doom!
 
*falcon nearly throws him off a cliff*
 
Kirby: hey Yoshi remember if Falcon whens you give me alot of food.
 
Yoshi: Yoshi!
 
Banjo: Yoshi just said oh no!
 
Mario: I thought gambeling wasn't aloud!
 
*Wario whistles*
 
Luigi: Wario gambleing is not aloud you know!
 
A voice on the speaker: Mr. Luigi, calling Mr. Luigi, you have just won the horse race on epona.
 
*Luigi blushes, audience laughs.*
 
*DK gets up and grabs Falcon.*
 
DK: oooooohhhhhh eeeeee oooohhhhhh keeeeeeee
 
Banjo: heres a taste of your own medicine! GU HU!
 
*DK throws Falcon*
 
Mario: ouch that hurt:
 
Mr. T: I pitty the fool who messes with Mr T!
 
Slimer from Ghostbusters: me to!
 
Mairo: uh, this must be 80s week.
 
Luigi: any way....
 
Falcon: Dk here take this!
 
*falcon throws Dk, and Dk loses!*
 
Mario: wow that was one heck of a fight!
 
DK: OOOOHHHHHHHHH!
 
Banjo: you don't want to know what he said, it sounded more like something Conker would say.
 
*Mario and Luigi look at each other*
 
Luigi: and the winner is................
 
*dk comes back*
 
Mario: I guess its not over yet
 
*DK throws a barrel, Falcon dodges it, and throws it back, and DK is officaily down!*
 
Luigi: as I was saying, here you ago a Falcon!
 
Falcon: why thank you Mario and LUigi, and you to Banjo.
 
Mario: so whats next?
 
Falcon: well you know you can re inact this match in Super Smash Bros. and/or get the sequel on November 5th with the Gamecube.
 
Luigi: yeah and I'll finally be in my own game
 
*luigi nudges Mario*
 
Samus: Falcon, you won!
 
Mario: falcon, I was wondering, are you and Samus like going out?
 
Falcon: no Mario, were engaged!
 
*audience cheers*
 
Mario: well good luck
 
Luigi: thank you Banjo!
 
Banjo: you guys were so nice for listening to me. Now I must go on another "rare" quest.
 
DK: Ooh kee oooh
 
*dk hugs mario and luigi*
 
Mario and luigi: oh, not to hard.
 
*audience laughs.*
 
Mario: well, thanks for joining us, and we hope to see you again, see you next time!
 
Luigi: good match!
 
This summary was written by Tommy.
 

NintendoLand Deathmatch summary #2/4
Captain Falcon VS. Donkey Kong

TWe enter the Nintendoland Stadium where all the best (and worst) fights have taken place. Most of the crowd are nintendo characters. One part of the crowd is from the Mario games. Kirby, Donkey Kong, etc. etc. are also in the crowd but in groups. Most of the crowd cheers loudly but the Pokemon part is silent. We see one of the first Nintendo charters when there should been 2!
 
Mario: It's a me, Mario!
 
Yoshi: Hello! Yoshi is here to kick some a-
 
Kirby: Yoshi! U r knot supposed to cuss or eye will bring out the only anti-cussing working right now, moi!
 
Mario: Yoshi! what are you doing here??
 
Yoshi: Yoshi heard all this from Jim and Benny: Luigi has caught a cold and been unconscious ever since but what really happened was this: Luigi went out of Luigi's house, Jim and Benny put on god mode and beat Luigi! Luigi handled those 2 fat sob and skinny sob when Luigi got sick and became unconscious! So Yoshi has to take over Luigi's spot.
 
Mario: Nice speech, Yoshi. Now, introducing tonig-
 
Mario was about to say the match when a Meowth from Team Rocket runs in the middle of the stadium.
 
Team Rocket's Meowth: Surrender now, charters of Nintendo! Sometime during this match, We Pokemon will destroy you-
 
Mario: That's enough, Meowth. Introducing the gorilla who collects banannas, the 800 lbs. toughie, we bring you Donkey Kong!
 
The stadium fills with fireworks, paper and banannas. Donkey Kong walks into the arena.
 
DK: Thank you, thank you! I am the best gor-
 
???????- shut up!
 
Yoshi: Yoshi brings fans the fast running racer, the Falcon Punch Capt. Falcon has can send charters flying, the charter that is not known much (to Brocksketchum) Introducing everyone, Caption Douglas Jay Falcon!
 
(Speacal thanks to www.fzerox.com) The place is filled withmusic, waterworks and Capt. Falcon rides his hoveracer around the stadium then stops.
 
Mario: Since I'm also refree for this match, here how it goes! Who ever wins 3 out of 4 wins the whole match! If there is a tie, (2 2,) there will be a sudden match to decide it all!
 
DK: How dare K Falcon tells me to shut up! I will crush you with all my-
 
Capt. Falcon: It is not K Falcon! It is Caption Douglas Jay Falcon and I am here to kick your hairy bal-
 
Mario: Quit it!! The 1st out of 4 will be the racing with obsickles!
 
Minutes later, Capt. Falcon is in his Blue Falcon hover... thing. DK is on his big pink... bird that he rides.
 
Yoshi: Let the race begin!
 
Capt. Falcon took the lead from the start. He crashed into a invisible wall then DK took the lead.
 
DK: You may be fast with your twinkie hovercar but I have the top speed for Mario Kart 64!
 
After DK said that sentence then he crashed into a gate.
 
The rest of the race is the racers race around the track. DK was about to win when his bird got tired.
 
Capt. Falcon wins the first round.
 
DK gets angry because of the way Capt. Falcon won. He decides to challange him a rematch. The rematch is just like the first round above cept DK won this time.
 
Yoshi: Now the 3rd match begin!
 
Mario: What is the 3rd match is anyways? Collecting? Fighting to the death? Rac-
 
Yoshi: The smartness round! Nintendoland brings fans The Weakest Link Lady!
 
Most of the crowd cheers but Mario boos. Every match must have a sucky part and I think this is a sucky part. But lets get on anyways.
 
Weakest Link woman(WLW): Ok you flea bag stupid blah blah blah. Who
 
Mario: I think we can fast foward-a this.
 
WLW: jsdhkjhfiluhdkjfkggklfl.
 
Mario: Now return to normal speed.
 
Yoshi: Yoshi's gonna break that thing!
 
And he did. The contestints are, DK, Capt. Falcon, Chunky, Wart, Samus, Ness, Mewtwo, and Link.
 
WLW: Chunky, you're 1st.
 
Chunky: Rats! I'm outts here!
 
Chunky could not escape because a forcefield surrouned the place. Fox was out of the forcefield's range.
 
Fox: Heh heh heh. No one can escape the forcefield! Mhahahahaha!!! Oh James McClowd, I built this forcefield just for-
 
James (from Team Rocket): I told you that bothers me! I'll chase you with my gayness! (laughs his gay laugh)
 
Jessy (from Team Rocket): Now you told everybody you're gay! What a gayey friend I have.
 
Meowth: (whispering to himself) Soon, Nintendo charters will bow down to us, Pokemon! We're sick of most of the deathmatches we're in because we lose! But how would it feel if they lose? Hahahahaha!!
 
And now back to the 3rd match.
 
WLW: Chunky, what is the square root of netive 1? (Sorry if I speel netive wrong.)
 
Chunky: I don't know.
 
WLW: I'll accept that but the correct answer is I. Link? How old is Mario?
 
Capt Falcon: Oh yeah! I'm dancing like nothing before!
 
WLW: Caption Falcon! Get in your seat before I disquified you!
 
Capt. Falcon: Weakest blah blah poopey lady! Get back in your seat before I DQ you!
 
DK: Capt. Falcon, Get back-
 
Link: We know what you're going to say!
 
Chunky: I'm very lucky although me am dumbo. But me smarter than Frog fatso!
 
Wart: How dare you call me Frog fatso! First, I have to be bothered by Mario, then I have to be bothered by Wario! Then, I have to be bothered by Luigi! But then, Waluigi has to come and bother me! Then Bowser has to bother me! But wait! Mowser bothers me! But now I have to be bothered by Chunky? What will be next?! Hunky maybe?!!? Maybe some chunky peaunt butter will soothe me down!
 
Chunky: You dare to insult me kind? Prepare to be the weakest link!
 
Wart prepares to fire his thing but when he fired that thing, he hit Samus instead!
 
Wart: Whosspies! So Samus, How `bout a date?
 
Samus being silent(I don't know if Samus speaks)fires a plasma ball and hit Wart!
 
WLW: Wart, you are the weakest link! Goodbye.
 
Wart was too parylized so everyone pushed him out.
 
The reason Ness was out is because of Mewtwo. Excuse me for a break up AGAIN. Mewtwo dropped himself out, took Ness, and show him a video tape.
 
Mewtwo: Here what happened!
 
This is what the video shows: After the Mewtwo vs. Ness match, Mewtwo decides to beat up Ness. He does so but he has to sign a constract. Mewtwo does it but Mew tricked him. Mew made it so Ness cannot be killed by Mewtwo in anyway. But he can servely beat up Ness but now Mewtwo is stuck with Ness.
 
Mewtwo: You're gonna pay for this, Mew!!!!!
 
Then a lowd noise was heard and the video wxploded.
 
Back to the 3rd round.
 
It's between Capt. Falcon, DK and Samus.
 
WLW: Samus, being the wimpy speechless one, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.
 
Samus got angry because she was insulted. How could she belive she got Mario's age wrong? (I don't know Mario's age but Nintendoland knows) So Samus charges her plasma gun and fires at the WLW. The bullet hits and the lady is on plasma fire.
 
Jessy: Samus! Are you sussposed to be bad?
 
Samus moans in dissapointed because she wants to be Jessy's friend. (I made up that part) Samus brings out a hose. She fires the water at the lady to put out the "fire" but instead, it was a plasma hose! Samus puts the whole stadium on "fire" and the weakest link lady was killed. DK and Falcon on the other hand, survived. When the "fire" was put out, the stadium looked good, just like before.
 
Mario: The 4th match is Anything goes! DK has one and Capt. Falcon has 1 so this bloody match will decide it all!
 
Yoshi: Yoshi bets Mario this isn't bloody!
 
We bring the cambra 2 people. A boy. A girl. They argue over Jigglypuff, the pink ballon Pokemon that makes more enemies than friends.
 
Jigglylover(the girl): Jigglypuff can knock anyone in one hit with her or him perish song!
 
Jigglyhater(the boy): But you have to go through all the hard work of mating the right Pokemon, that Jigglypuff has to be female, the male has to know perish song, and hatching the egg! (by walking) You have to keep Igglybuff happy and it'll evolve! That's load of hard work! Clefairy is better then Jigglypuff. Clefairy has wings, can not be killed by simple sharp needle, and you can teach more stuff to Clefairy then to stups Fartyparf!
 
Jigglylover: Jigglypuff has sing! It works most of the time in the TV series and Jigglypuff can knock out that fairy in one song! Sure Jiggly has more foes then friends but he/she can knock them all asleep and draw and steal all their valabules!! Jigglypuff is in Super Smash Brothers and I can prove that if trained by the right trainer, Jigglypuff is tough! Clefairy only appears out of the Pokeball and tries to imtate stuff! Jigglypuff RULES! Number 1!
 
Jigglyhater: But Jigglypuff is no longer in-
 
Kirby: That's enough! Back to the forth match.
 
Mario: Let the battle begin!
 
DK charges at Falcon but slams into a wall. Capt. Falcon is to fast and shows off his running skills. After all, Caption Falcon is the fastest runner in SSB. DK tries to slow Falcon down so he gets into his god mode barrel. DK turnes instructable.
 
Capt. Falcon: Hey! That's cheating! I have to revert to cheating now.
 
Capt. Falcon tries to find a Starman but fails. He fiannaly susceed by taking Luigi's starman!
 
Starman: Hey! You're not Luigi!
 
Capt. Falcon: So let me use your powers or I will kill all your pathic friends you wimpy basterd!
 
Kirby: Drat, too late! I'll plan next time.
 
Luigi's starman has no chance of escaping so he lets Falcon use his powers. Capt. Falcon turnes instuctable.
 
DK: Hey! that's cheating! But that twinky staryswomen is no match by my super homemade gun!
 
DK brings out his drums (from DK64) and plays it. The music bounced back Falcon and hits DK.
 
DK: Dam I mean dang music. It kills most of the time.
 
This is getting nowhere. They are both in god mode but DK's god mode wore off because he ran out of Crystal Coconuts. Capt. Falcon's god mode wore off because the starman found a way to escape. So DK throws barrels and bannans and other junk. Falcon was too fast but he did get hit by some of them. Then he uses DK's own barrels and throw it at him. That's enough time for Falcon to get in his Blue Falcon and it drove at 800 miles per hour and surprized DK. DK went flying and he would of turned into a star if it wasn't for that forcefield. DK was ready for that and since it happened so fast, the carrey thing went out of control and crashed.
 
Capt. Falcon: You're a crappy driver but here's my falcon PUNCH!
 
DK didn't exepect that so he got hit. DK was bleeding on the face.
 
Yoshi: Mario! Why did Mario add blood?? Blood makes Yoshi sad! Yoshi don't like blood.
 
Mario: Deathmatches allow blood. After all, they're DEATH matches. Get it? DEATH match!
 
Kirby: No I don't.
 
DK begin to rip up the Blue Falcon and he throw parts of it at Falcon. Capt. Falcon falcon punched DK but it missed and hit his own car. DK brought in the bananna faires but Capt. Falcon handled them all by simply grabbing them and eating them.
 
Capt. Falcon: MMM! Tastes just like banannas!
 
DK: That is a insult to my kind! You will pay for this!
 
Capt. Falcon: How much?
 
DK: I'm sick of your jokes! I won 1st ranking because I kicked your aKirby: Donkey Kong!
 
DK: so much, it ain't funny! I'm the number 1 ape and I can kick your tail around.
 
DK charges Falcon at full speed but Falcon simply trips DK. Meanwhile, Luigi fianaly reached the top after climbing. (He didn't want to go in the door) No one seems to notice him. Luigi tried to make his way to the announcer booth but fell unconscious again because the dreamcast and playstation beat him up.
 
Yoshi: Mario! Yoshi thought Yoshi saw Luigi!
 
Mario: Yoshi, You see lots of stuff. Back to the match.
 
Yoshi: Nooooo!!!
 
DK is humming as he charges for the final blow and DK and Capt. Falcon are about to fire their fameous b move punches when a electrode gets in the way and used explosion!
 
Mario: What's a happening?!
 
Yoshi: That's Sony the Hedgehog!
 
Sonic: That's Sonic the Hedgehog, stupid fool! (I donot know a lot about him but thanks to Metal Mario, who wrote the Mario vs. Sonic.)
 
All the Pokemon surrounded DK and Capt. Falcon. Samus runs up to Mario and makes sounds. Then she shows a walkie talkie.
 
Link: We're having problems! All the Pikachues are coming and I can't handle them all!!!
 
Mario sees Link and a whole mountion of Pikachues come down to Link. Only 2 looked different from the rest.
 
Link brings out his good arrows (from the other deathmatches that works on evil) and shoots the Pikachu that looks evil. No effect. Link brings out his evil arrows (that works on good and I don't know where I thought of those but you can steal that idea anytime) and shoots the Pikachu that looks good. No effect. It turned out that the Pikachu that looked evil was good and the Pikachu that looked good was evil. Link got ran over by the mountion of Pikachues and more came. Mewtwo was next to Ness and has taken a break from beating up Ness.
 
Ness: What's all the Pokemon doing here?
 
Mewtwo: You nintendo charters bully us around! Now it's our turn to bully you!
 
Kirby is next to Jigglypuff and Jiggly attacks first.
 
Jigglylover: Take that, Kirby!
 
Kirby then beats up Jigglypuff.
 
Jigglyhater: Take that, Jigglypuff!
 
Mr. T comes in and shoots them both. Then, he leaves.
 
Kirby: I don't want to do this.
 
Jigglypuff: Jigglypuff jiggly jiggly? (You may handle one of me but how does it feel like to handle 10?)
 
10 more Jigglypuffs come in and with the other Jigglypuff, get into a pile up. Mario is attacking the Magickarps when he relized he made a mistake that all the Magickarps he hit evolved and beat Mario up. Ash is running around because his Pikachu turned agasint him. Wobbuffet came out of his pokeball. Jessy tried to return Wobbuffet but Wobbuffet countered that and Jessy was returned. James send out Weezing but Wobbuffet Weezing's attacks and Weezing got defeated.
 
Capt. Falcon: This is all your fault, Donkey balls!
 
DK: No, you picked on Pikachu!
 
Stanley the Bugman: This is all our fault! We have ourselves to blame!
 
Mario: Stanley!
 
Stanley: Mario!
 
They were both about to hug each other when they hugged Sonic instead.
 
Mario: So it's you! You turned Pokemon agasint us! You stupid-
 
Yoshi: Yeeouch! Pikachu stop, pleazze? Yoshi promises not to bother that hurTYS!
 
All the Pokemon were going to get ready. The hostages know they can't stop them. They were going to fire when Ash's Pikachu noticed that Piedmon has appeared.
 
Pikachu: Pika pi, pika pika! (Ash, they tricked us!)
 
All the Pokemon relized that and went back on Nintendo's side. Sure they know they may get picked on but at least Pokefans respect them. Wobbuffet relized that and relise Jessy out of the Pokeball. Soon enough, everybody turned agasints Sonic and his friends and all of them were gone in a flash. After that, Luigi ran to the stadium and collisped.
 
Luigi: (panting) Rats, I missed it all!
 
Don't be so sure, Luigi! After that, everyone was dancing. Speacal thinks to the Jiggly 4-ever site for getting Jiggly knowlige and the Mr. T vs. Jigglypuff (that was the first Mr. T website I read) Mario got to having a blast because Luigi was finaly here. But when Mario bought some pasta, he relized he and Luigi was ripped off and beat up Jim and Benny (they sold that pasta) Oh, and Mario hogged most of the pasta while Luigi ate some of it. Thank you to the other matches that have been here. They did it so I can do it too! Luigi made it and he helped Mario beat up Jim and Benny. He also danced with Mario, Yoshi, Peach and Dasiy. Speical thanks to 2 of my brothers (even though I wrote all of this, I won't tell you their names!) Samus tried to dance with Jessy but she keeps running away. Samus solved this by chasing her. I have to thank Bulbagarden for the Pokestuff because one of my brothers want to visit that website. Link and Zelda danced with each other and enjoyed this time to be together again. Even The bad guys enjoyed this! Thank you Nintendo, thank you internet,
 
Caption Falcon fianaly won the match by making DK make a mistake. DK fired his giant punch on the ground. there was a crack and all the ground broke off on the left. DK thought Capt. Falcon fell because he saw him fall but Falcon faked it and with a falcon punch, knocked DK off!
 
Speacal thanks to Pokemon, the thing I love,
 
Although DK lost to Capt. Falcon, He claims that he makes a top record in SSB. He also say that when Brocksketchum gets Gamecube and the sequel to SSB, DK would be first place.
 
James couldn't catch fox so they both danced with each other and talked and Fox talked about his father, James. That made him angry and James chased Fox again.
 
We also would like to thank SSB, the Nintendo 64 and the games I have (they're not many) and
 
The rest of the nintendo charters danced and peformed lots of tight moves.
 
Kirby got tired of this and quit making people not cuss. He also showed off to his girlfriend, Creampuff.
 
The 3 who shall get most of the credits is the webmaster who let me write this, the great website they put up, and Pokemon.
 
Meowth: That's right!
 
This summary was written by Brocksketchum.
 

NintendoLand Deathmatch summary #3/4
Captain Falcon VS. Donkey Kong

(In Mario and Luigi's house)
 
Mario: Luigi, me no good for home but, me good for deathmatch. I hate it when it's 2 people I like, that fight. That wasn't fair that I was versus you, Luigi, ain't I right bro.?
 
Luigi: Yeah! Yeah! I don't care of what you're talking about! Now, Mario, stop talking and prepare yourself, to go in the deathmatch stadium. And, don't say these stupidities, there, ok! Now let's go to the Nintendo Land DeathMatch Stadium.
 
(Inside the Nintendo Land DeathMatch Stadium)
 
Mario: What a wonderful day, hey Luigi, why isn't anybody cheering?
 
Luigi: They cheered before, idiot.
 
Mario: Sorry!
 
Mario: Now, I present you a very good challenger that was seen on Super Smash Bros. and in F-Zero Games, Captain Falcon!!!
 
The crowd gets up cheering but they are mostly waiting for Donkey Kong.
 
Luigi: And now, another of our good challengers, likes tricking people and loves happenings, one of the best Nintendo Superstars, I now present you Donkey Kong.
 
The crowd (jumping and jumping screaming their heads off): GO DK, GO DK, GO DK.
 
Their arrival came and the fight started.
 
Captain Falcon: Come and try to beat me up!
 
Donkey Kong: I will, if I'm about to lose, my troop is gonna come out to bust ya out!
 
Mario: Security, please, we are no more allowed to bring anybody else to help someone.
 
The security places themselves, but, it wasn't security because the DK family put a mask of people who secure. Diddy was laughing and Kiddy, Diddy's brother, farted.
 
Candy Kong: Yuok! What's that smell?
 
Kiddy Kong: Hahaha! It was me. Hahaha!
 
Dixie Kong: Kiddy, stop it!!!
 
Kiddy Kong: Alright.
 
Donkey Kong punches Captain Falcon on his face. Captain Falcon became mad and so he did a fire punch on Donkey Kong. Donkey Kong fell on the floor but then, Donkey Kong got up and received another fire punch. He stayed on the floor, for about 7 seconds. He got up all dizzy with a strange look, birds were all around his forehead, he got badly beaten up. He was about to leave and give up but he wanted to fight. Captain Falcon kicked Donkey Kong and then, Donkey Kong stared at his face as if he would kick some butt. Captain Falcon slide in a form of a fire kick. Donkey Kong blocked it and did a super duper simian slam on Captain Falcon's head. It made him bleed from the mouth. Blood was coming out so quickly that he got even madder that he smashed Donkey Kong's arm.
 
Captain Falcon: So, you like it, what I did on you?
 
Donkey Kong: Just buzz off!
 
Black Shadow: Go get him, Captain Falcon.
 
Draq: You rock, Captain Falcon!
 
Captain Falcon: I'll get him, Black Shadow and thanks, Draq.
 
Donkey Kong was so close to win but then, Captain Falcon made him lose by taking a pole and throw it on his arm, where he smashed him before.
So then Mario declared that Donkey Kong lost.
 
Captain Falcon: Good match, DK!
 
Donkey Kong: Yeah, you too!
 
Captain Falcon: Thanks!
 
Mario: Bye, folks.
 
Luigi: Bye!
 
The crowd all left!
 
Written by: King K. Rool, changed from King K. Rool Jr. to King K. Rool, a fan of Wario and Waluigi.
 
This summary was written by Lara Aspri .

NintendoLand Deathmatch summary #4/4
Captain Falcon VS. Donkey Kong

There has been numerous fights here at the Nintendoland Deathmatch stadium. This fight is far beyond one of the most classical of them all. This match is between the F-Zero great Captain Falcon and one of the first Nintendo characters, Donkey Kong.
 
Mario: Well Luigi, this is going to be a great match!
 
Luigi: Yea, and I think it will turnout awesome. Let's introduce our fighters, shall we?
 
Mario: Ok. First up, heading straight from the F-Zero racing circuit, Captain Falcon!!! We've all seen him fight in Super Smash Bros., so we know what he is capable of.
 
Luigi: Yea, and heading right from DK64, it's the big ape of power, DK!!!
 
Mario: Enough said, let's just get this started!
 
Meanwhile, in the crowd…
 
Bullet Bill Girl: I'm sorry, it just wasn't working out.
 
Bullet Bill Boy: Oh…I'm so mad…I could…
 
Bullet Bill Girl: NOOOOOO!!!!!!
 
The Bullet Bill Boy was so mad he blasted off and headed straight for the announcer's table.
 
Luigi: Yo Mario, WATCH OUT!!!!!
 
Mario and Luigi duck while the Bullet Bill crashes through the window and hits the bell to start the match officially.
 
DK: You're going down! All you know how to do is drive a car. So what???
 
CF: (mumbling to himself) You'll pay for that…
 
Mario: WOW!!!! I have never seen such a fast kick!
 
Luigi: Yea, it was so fast no one even saw it.
 
DK: Well, you've actually have some good moves. Let's see you dodge this.
 
DK punched Captain F. so hard he fell to the ground flinching.
 
Mario: He might be down for the count.
 
Like Mario said, the referee counted 1, 2, …
 
CF: You'll have to try harder than that.
 
CF blew some kind of whistle that called other fellow F-Zero racers to drive their
cars into the stadium!
 
DK: Uh oh…
 
As you probably expected, the automobiles ran over DK, pummeling him to the ground.
 
The ref starts counting 1, 2, …
 
DK: Hah! I have my friends too.
 
Soon after, the whole DK crew comes out of their front row seats and start pummeling CF.
 
Luigi: Wow, this match is soooo cool, eh Mario?
 
At that moment, the whole crowd could hear Mario snoring.
 
CF: That's it. It's time to end this match once and for all.
 
DK: Huh??
 
Captain Falcon charged up his Falcon Punch and unleashed it at full power.
 
DK: Oww…
 
Referee: 1-2-3!!!
 
Luigi: Whoa, Captain Falcon just on. Ready to hand out the Nintendoland Deathmatch Medal Mario?
 
Mario: (just waking up) Huh? Oh yea whatever, sure.
 
CF: Finally…
 
This summary was written by MGSM05789@msn.com.