NintendoLand Deathmatch summary #1/3
Diddy Kong VS. Luigi Mario

(Somewhere near Zebes)
Samus: Well, I'm bored. I guess I'll do some hunting…
 
Soon after she said this, a large spaceship with Bomberman and Pommy inside arrives at Zebes.
 
Bomberman: Hey, you! I've decided that I will take an evil side and start blowin' people up! HA HA HA!
 
Samus: Pppssssshhhh…I know a place where we can settle this…
 
Mario: So that's how this match started???
 
Luigi: Yup. Who do you think will win?
 
Mario: Well, it's seems that the crowd has their opinions…
 
Half of the audience is some good characters like Yoshi, Kirby, Mallow, and Geno. They all have signs like, "SAMUS ROCKS!!!" and "IT'S PLASMA BEAM TIME!". The other half, well, there is Bowser, Mother Brain, and the Wario Bros. They have signs that say, "TICK…TICK…BOOM!!!" and "POMMY POWER!"
 
Luigi: Hmm…well I guess let's just get this over with.
 
Mario: Here comes Samus from Metroid fame. With her plasma beam, she probably blow Bomberman out of the contest.
 
Luigi: Speaking of Bomberman, here he comes with Pommy at his side. With his large arsenal of bombs, he could easily win.
 
Mario: Hey, we almost forgot about the special guest referee. Everyone, the official for tonight is Fox from Star Fox!
 
Fox: It's about time I became a referee. LET'S GET READY TO BEAT THE LIFE OUT OF EACH OTHER!!!!
 
Pommy: Go Bomberman!
 
Bomberman: Just because you're a woman doesn't mean I'll be easy on you. I'm evil now, remember?
 
Kae en Tai: INDEED!
 
Bomberman: Thanks guys, I really needed some enthusiasm for tonight.
 
Samus: Enough talk! Just because you have all these people to back you up does not mean you will win.
 
Mother brain: I really don't think so…
 
Fox: Come on. Start fighting.
 
Bomberman throws a big bomb at Samus.
 
Mario: With Samus's armor, the blast didn't even affect her.
 
Samus: It's plasma beam time!
 
Luigi: Notice we've been strangely quiet…wait a second; Samus shot a huge plasma beam at Bomberman!
 
Mother Brain: It's time for action…
 
Mario: Look, Mother Brain is getting out of her seat and heading towards the ring!
 
Samus: Well, look who it is. Mother Brain stay out of this…it's my fight.
 
Mother Brain: I'm sorry, but I'm getting paid.
 
Mario: Isn't there a rule against this?
 
Luigi: I'm afraid not. Rule 537; Paragraph 4; Page 9.
 
Mario: (looking through the book) Oh.
 
Mother Brain: I'm going to do what I should have done a long time ago…
 
Pommy: Wait up! I'm going to help, too.
 
MB: No, you're not! Bomberman said nothing about you helping.
 
Bomberman: Just let him help out.
 
MB: Fine! But I better get an extra 500 grand…
 
(Meanwhile during this long conversation, Samus charged up another Plasma Beam)
 
Samus: I'm going to end this now!
 
Mario and Luigi: WOW!!!!!!!
 
MB: NOOOOO!!!!!
 
Luigi: In my career of hosting these things I have never seen such a shot.
 
Pommy: Hmm…well, it seems that you killed MB but that means nothing!
 
Samus uses her grappling beam to throw Pommy sky high.
 
Samus: Well, now that I got rid of those obstructions I'm going to kill you!
 
Bomberman: Can't we talk this out?
 
Samus: No, sorry.
 
Bomberman throws all kinds of bombs like Fire Bombs, Ice Bombs, etc.
 
Mario: None of Bomberman's bombs are working.
 
Bomberman: That's it. This is the last straw.
 
Mario: Mammia! That's a spicy meat-a-ball!
 
Luigi: Yea, that is one HUGE bomb.
 
Fox: He's gonna blow up the entire arena. RUN!!!
 
Everyone is leaving the arena while Samus starts charging up another plasma beam.
 
Samus: I'm going to be the hero.
 
Samus shoots her plasma beam and blows up the huge bomb in midair. Luckily, no one got hurt except Bomberman, of course.
 
Mario: Come on, no more roof damage, please.
 
Luigi: I think Bomberman is dead.
 
Bomberman: Not yet, Luigi.
 
Samus: I'll shorten your life span for you.
 
Samus kicks Bomberman, KO-ing him.
 
Samus: It's about time.
 
Luigi: Here's your medal, Samus.
 
Mario: Hey bro, look at Mother Brain! She's still alive!
 
Samus: Uh oh.
 
MB: I'm blaming Pommy for this. I'm going to destroy that little bugger!
 
MB transports somewhere else.
 
Luigi: Hey, look over there. It's Pommy.
 
Pommy lies down, motionless.
 
Mario: Look at his pocket. There's money. We can use the money to fix our roof.
 
Luigi: I guess Bomberman isn't the only one feeling evil…
 
This summary was written by Mark Smith.

NintendoLand Deathmatch summary #2/3
Diddy Kong VS. Luigi Mario

TMario:It's a-me, Mario!
 
The crowd roars as Luigi starts to speak.
 
Luigi:And it's a-me, Luigi!
 
The crowd settles down after Luigi finishes speaking.
 
Mario:Tonight is going to be an interesting deathmatch.It's Diddy Kong,
vs.....what?!
Luigi, it says you're the opponent of Diddy Kong for tonight's match!
 
Luigi:That-a can't be possible!
 
Mario:Just go out there & kick some monkey butt, you scaredy-cat!!!
 
Mario kicks Luigi into the ring.
 
Luigi:Yowwee!!!! My-a butt!!!
 
Diddy Kong:Ready to fight, Mr. Green Thmub?
 
Luigi gets up.
 
Luigi:I haven't been more ready in my life!!!
 
Mario:Let the match-a begin!!!
 
Diddy Kong starts out by trying to whip Luigi with his short tail, but Luigi
dodges all of the attacks easily.
 
Luigi:Your pathetic tail is useless! I dare you to do that again!!!
 
Diddy does it again, but Luigi grabs his tail.
 
Luigi:Time to go for a ride!!!
 
Luigi throws Diddy Kong into the stadium wall.
 
Diddy Kong:Oooff!!! I should have known!!! However, be amazed by this!!!
 
Diddy Kong takes a golden banana out of his pocket & eats it.Then, he
suddenly transforms into......Donkey Kong!!!!!
 
Diddy Kong:Let's see you beat this, tough guy!!!
 
Diddy Kong (or Donkey Kong) body slams Luigi.Luigi is temporarily paralyzed.
 
Luigi:Mario, do you still have that Golden Mushroom?
 
Mario:Why yes, I-a do!! However in rule #197 in the Deathmatch handbook, it
says...
 
Luigi:Just shut up & give me the d-
 
Baby Bowser:Censor!!! In number 312 in the Deathmatch handbook, it says no
cussing is allowed.
 
Luigi:Shut up, you piece of crap!!!!
 
Baby Bowser:Well, at least you didn't cuss this time (you would have been
able to cuss anytime if you followed Bowser's handbook....).
 
Mario:Can we please get back to the........what the heck is that in the
sky??!!
 
A psychic bubble appears out of nowhere with a creature & a person inside.
 
Mew:Mew, mew mew mew; Mew.
 
Mario:What did you say?
 
Translator:Mew said sorry I'm late; I took a bubble taxi.
 
Mario:Well, better late than never, I guess! Anyways, for the audience, this
is our guest announcer for the match, Mew!!!
 
The pokemon fanatics go wild.Even Pokemon in the crowd go nuts!
 
Mario:Anyways, back to the match!!!!
 
Luigi:Wait!!! Mario, you said you'd give me the Golden Mushroom, remember?
 
Mario:Oh yeah! Here, catch!!!
 
Luigi takes the Golden Mushroom & takes a bite into it.Suddenly, he turns
into a giant Luigi!!!
 
Luigi:Time for payback!!!
 
Diddy Kong returns to normal.
 
Diddy Kong:Uh oh.......
 
Luigi sits on Diddy Kong with his humongus, giant butt.The weight & the smell
of the butt instantly knocks out Diddy Kong.
 
Mew:Mew, mew, mew!! Mew, mew mew mew!!!!
 
Translator:He said:That's it! Luigi won the match!!!
 
Mario:Come up here, you big lug, & come get your Deathmatch Medallion.
 
Luigi:Okay, but first, how do I get back to normal size?
 
Luigi sits & waits for an answer impatiently.
 
Mario:Well, that's it, everyone.Good fight!
 
Luigi says in a loud voice:
 
Luigi:GOOD NIGHT!! MARIO, GET ME BACK TO NORMAL RIGHT NOW!!!
 
Mario says in a whisper:
 
Mario:It's a permanent mushroom! Don't tell anyone, okay? Good night everyone!!!
 
 
This summary was written by Magic30606@aol.com.

NintendoLand Deathmatch summary #3/3
Diddy Kong VS. Luigi Mario

The deathmatch announcer door opens, but however instead of two
Mario Bros., there is only one.
 
Mario: It's-a-me Mario
 
Crowd: Where's that other guy.
 
Mario: Well if you have read what deathmatch it is today you would know that
Luigi is fighting today. However since I don't want to be lonely I will fill
in Luigi's spot with the big fat ugly ape D.K.
 
D.K walks in the door.
 
D.K: Hey lay off the ugly
 
Mario: I don't wanna stop. Also, since I want someone else to agree with me
that Luigi will crush that worthless piece of junk Diddy, I will also have
King. K Rool hosting with me and D.K.
 
King K Rool: Thank you for having me host, I will enjoy watching Diddy die.
 
D.K: Hey you didn't tell me he'd be here, besides why would Diddy lose to
that loser Luigi.
 
King K. Rool: Diddy would lose because he is pathetic a loser in every way.
 
Mario: Enough of this argument. I introduce to you, Player one my brother
Luigi.
 
The crowd cheers very loudly for Luigi, the only people that don't
cheer is the members of the D.K crew.
 
D.K: Direct you attention to player two, my sidekick Diddy.
 
Everyone boos with the exception of the D.K crew.
 
Mario: Ha Ha no one likes you Diddy.
 
Angered by this statement Diddy fired five peanut poppers at Mario,
they all hit making him fall right out of the announcer box.
 
D.K: I better take him to the hospital.
 
D.K immediently takes Mario to the the hospital.
 
King K. Rool: Enough of this, game start.
 
King K. Rool shoots a cannon ball at the bell.
 
Luigi begins the match by firing fire balls all around the arena, but
only two hit him.
 
Luigi: Uh Oh he is fast.
 
Diddy: Thank you for that compliment, now I will show you some real power.
 
Luigi: Yeah sure let's see this "real power".
 
King K. Rool: Watch out I know what he's going to do!
 
Diddy charges up, red light glows all around him, it expands, all of a
sudden it reaches Luigi. Luigi has no time to react so he is hurt badly.
 
Luigi: Ha when you said real power I thought you meant it would at least
take away fifty pecent of my damage, that barely even scratched me.
 
Everyone is shocked by this, but Diddy is in complete peril. Diddy
then gets a great idea. He fires orange gernades right at Luigi, but Luigi
is ready for this and right when it is in Diddy's hand he fires a fireball at
the gernade detonating it and severly harming diddy.
 
Just then D.K and Mario got back from the hospital.
 
D.K: Oh Boy Diddy is losing time to give him this.
 
D.K throws a barrel with diddy's ugly mug on it. Diddy jumps in and
gets his rockets on.
 
Diddy: What are you going to do now.
 
Mario: Luigi catch this wing cap.
 
Luigi puts it on and starts flying. Diddy fires peanuts at him, but
Luigi easily avoids them.
 
King K. Rool: Man, those things are so slow.
 
D.K: King K. Fool Luigi just got a gust.
 
Mario: Yeah right.
 
Just as Luigi's Wing Cap power goes out, so does Diddy's crystal
coconuts does.
 
Luigi: Time to finish this.
 
Luigi goes up to Diddy and flaming punches him. When he lands Luigi
fires fire balls at him repeadedly. Luigi now ready to finish the job takes
out his metal cap and punches Diddy. Diddy is now on the ground in a bloody
mess.
 
Mario: I officialy declare the winner of the match Luig... wait Diddy is
getting up.
 
Diddy: I will destroy you Luigi.
 
Luigi: Oh Yeah before you could'nt even really hit me. What makes you think
your better now.
 
Diddy: I was toying with you before, now I'm serious.
 
Luigi: Yeah okay.
 
Diddy takes out his guitar. Luckily Luigi brought earplugs and was
unharmed.
 
Diddy: What!
 
Luigi: Now I will kill you once and for all.
 
Diddy: Oh Yeah, how.
 
Luigi: You'll see.
 
Luigi takes out his vacumm and sucks Diddy up.
 
Mario: We can now safely assume that Luigi has won.
 
King K. Rool: Congradulations on you fourth win.
 
Mario: Ha Ha Diddy stinks Ha Ha Ha Ha.
 
D.K: Shut up!
 
D.K takes out his Coconut gun and makes Mario fall out of the
announcer box.
 
Mario: Not again
 
This summary was written by Nymetjet@aol.com.