NintendoLand Deathmatch summary
Ganondorf VS. Wario

Mario: It's a Great Day in the Land of Hyrule as we get another Deathmatch underway.
 
Luigi: This Deathmatch should be particularly intresting. Not just because of the combatants, but the Arena that it take place in.
 
Mario: Yes, this particular bout takes place atop the Hyrule Castle! You wouldn't believe want we had to go through to get clearance for this... On top of that, we had to...
 
The LakituCam pans to the Spectators who mostly hylian sitting in large circular floating stands surrounding the "Arena". They are getting restless.
 
Luigi: Mario...Mario... Calm down. The Fight?
 
Mario: ...Yea, Well at least all that hard work is finally over. The Paperwork is has gone through and we can go on with the Match. You did send over the paper work...right?
 
Luigi: Paperwork?
 
The Two plumbers blankly stared at each other.
 
Mario:...
 
Luigi:...
 
Mario: Um...Today a Special Guest will be joining us in the Commentator Booth.
 
Luigi: He is none other than Link the Firs... Hero of-
 
Mario: Wait a sec...Who?
 
Luigi: I thought we went over -again- this last night...
 
Mario: I forgot!
 
Luigi: For the last time, he was in the N64 game.
 
Mario: Gotcha. Joining us now is link.
 
A few moments pass but no one shows.
 
Mario: Link?
 
Luigi: hmmm...
 
Mario realizes that because the paperwork wasn't sent through, Link has been assigned to rooftop security to make sure that Ganondorf doesn't try anything.
 
Mario: Luigi...
 
Luigi: Uhh... um... heheh... well a he's better down there guarding...isn't he?
 
Silence.
 
Mario: I guess your right...
 
Luigi: Great! Well we do have a special guest referee, He is...a suprise. Now lets get this fight started!!
 

 
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Brock(surprise!): In this corner the Cake-eating, Money Grubbing, Mario Hating, Scum of the Earth and then some, Give your thumbs down for Wario!!!
 
The Crowd boo's.
 
Wario: Hey ref., Flattery won't get you out of the $50 you owe me!
 
Brock: Nuts. In this corner we have the King of Thieves, Strong as 200 men, X400 as ugly as the that thing rotting behind your Refrigerator, Defeated by Link quite possibly THE greatest hero of all on several occations...
 
In the background Link can be seen blushing slightly...
 
Brock: Give up your hate for our fiend...Ganondorf??
 
Wario: Looks like he a no show... hehehe...
 
Everyone looks to see an empty corner where Ganondorf should be until...
 
FOOOOSHHH!!!
 
Luigi: What the!??
 
A white portal opens accomppanied by smoke to reveal Ganondorf escorted by 8 Hylian guards. Link readys to draw his sword.
 
Ganondorf:Hmm...Hmmm...Hmmm. You brought me out to fight THAT "Thing"?
 
Wario: Its MISTER thing to you...
 
Ganondorf: Take me back. Id rather spend an eternity between dimensions than stare a that ugly face. I've never seen anything uglier...
 
Wario: Ever checked a mirror, Ganon-oaf!???
 
Hylian #3: You know the deal, 4 months of supervised free time if you participate without resistance.
 
Ganondorf: He won't get away with the remark...Fine.
 
Brock: Let have a fair fight you two. No hitting below the belt, no....
 
Wario:...
 
Ganondorf:... Brock: okay...do whatever you want, the rules are up to you. Just don't hurt me.
 
BING BING!! The bell rings.
 
Wario: Heheh...
 
Wario reaches into his pocket for a bull helmet. Then places it on to his head. Ganondorf is just standing and smiling his evil smile.
 
Wario: Im gonna to knock that ugly smirk of that face! Then I'm gonna stomp on it!
 
Gannondorf: Go on ahead little ugly troll man. Im waiting.
 
Wario breaths in slowly then charges.
 
Ganondorf sees what Wario is doing and can't help but laugh.
 
Ganondorf: MWAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAA!!! What is this!?
 
As soon as Wario is a few feet in front of the evil king he lets out a pathetic war cry and makes one last leap.
 
Wario: Yeaarrrge!!!
 
Thoomp.
 
Link who is intently watching the bout can't help but chuckle at this amusing sight.
 
Ganondorf: YEEAAAHHOOHH!!!! WHAT THE <expletive> !!!???
 
Wario carefully dislodges himself from his place in Ganondorfs ahem...Manly area... Then rears up to strike again. Ganondorf's face contorts in pain and shock.
 
Ganondorf: Your not going to do that again...
 
Wario: Hah!! here I go!!!
 
With more confidence Wario charges again. But Ganondorf has other plans. Ganondorf extends his arm.
 
Wario, not being too bright, wario charges right in to it. Ganondorf clenches his fist encasing his skull and with an effortless heave, Throws wario some 250 feet into the air.
 
Wario: Whaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
 
Ganondorf again clenches his fist and begins charging a sphere of energy.
 
Ganondorf: Get a load of this!!!!
 
Wario again reaches into his pocket again and pulls out his Jet-Hat. With a push of a button its jets activate... Unfortunately he didn't put on the hat on his head.
 
Wario: WHAAAAAAA!!!!!
 
Ganondorf: HOH!!
 
Ganondorf heaves the sphere. It cuts through the air eventually Reaching its target.
 
Wario: For the third time... WHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
 
Fwoooossshmmmmm!!!!!
 
Every one can hear the Crackling of Hot plasma searing Human Flesh.
 
Luigi: You know what Mario?
 
Mario:...ZZZZ...ZZZ...ZzZ...Huh??
 
Luigi: We haven't said a word since the fight started...
 
Mario: whoa...I fall asleep for 1 minute and I miss all the Action!!! Wario's getting his butt kicked inside out!!!
 
Luigi: More like vaporized...
 
*Foombp* The sound Of Wario's motionless body hitting the floor.
 
Ganondorf: Heh...Heh...Heh...
 
Mario: Is it over...Already??
 
Brock: Wario is unable to battle. I declare Ganonndorf the...wait...
 
Wario with his last once of strength he pulls out a piece of cake, but different from the others he has eaten. This one, Instead of pink and white with a Strawberry on top, is blue and red and it seems to be glowing a slight green. Slowly, because he is wounded, stuffs the cake into his mouth.
 
Wario: Hmmmm...Munch...munch...tasty.
 
All observing the Fight can't believe their eye's as Wario transforms into a Bulky, Muscular version of Himself.
 
Ganondorf: Hmmm... Maybe you might acually be a challenge now.
 
Wario: Bring it on cape boy.
 
Wario points at Ganondorf. Ganondorf lets out a mountous battle cry and charges Wario. Ganondorf Extends his right fist to connect with the now Beefed-up Wario. But is met with Wario's own hand.
 
Ganondorf swings his left but is also intercepted.
 
Ganondorf: I see you have grown grealty in strength...
 
Wario: Obviously! You Blunt Brain!
 
Ganondorf: But it is still not enough!
 
Ganondorf cocks his head, then rams it in to Wario's own phasing the Hulking monster.
 
Mario: Wow.
 
Luigi: Good thing we don't have to fight him... right bro?
 
Mario can only nod.
 
Ganondorf: TIME TO END THIS. Your not the only one with something new heheh...
 
Ganondorf summons much energy to his fists then it flows above him into a form bearing resemblance to a sword. At this time Link becomes very interested in the fight for he didn't know Ganondorf could do that.
 
Brock: Wow.
 
Wario: Nice Sword. Where'd you get it? The Dumpster behind Koopa Discount 49¢ Store?
 
Ganondorf wastes no time after hearing that remark. With a mighty swing the sword slices the air to find its way into Wario's neck. But Wario grabs the blade with no effort or injury.
 
Wario: Hah looks like I have something of yours...
 
Wario smiles as he lifts up the blade with Ganondorf on the end refusing to let go. Wario gets an Idea and starts to shake it.
 
Wario: Looks like im gonna have me a new Sword...
 
Ganondorf is holding on the best he can but is starting to slip. He really isn't to happy with what is happening and decides now he wants it to stop. He begins to think.
 
Link starts to laugh a pitiful sight to see
 
Wario: What's up? Lost your nerve? Did you suddenly remember the fact that YOU CAN'T BEAT ME!?
 
Ganondorf: Heheheheheh..... You have NO IDEA what you've gotten yourself in to...
 
All intently watch as Ganondorf releases his grip on the sword and floats higher into the air. Link again readies to draw the Master Sword as he expects something big to happen.
 
Ganondorf: I didn't expect to have to transform to Beat YOU.
 
He continues to float then stops about 20 feet the air.
 
At that Moment all knew what to expect. Ganon. All Hylian in the stands quivered as Ganondorf began his transformation.
 
The sky darkens and the clouds thunder. The-soon-to-be-Ganon, puts in all his limbs and with a blinding burst of light is replaced by a Huge Monster with cold, soul piercing eyes and two Humungous Silver Axes.
 
(Remember Ganon in Zelda 64? Picture him.)
 
Wario is just standing there dumbfounded.
 
Link is standing unwavering and in the same spot since the beginning of the match there ready to strike when the situation calls for it.
 
The crowd is frightened, but seeing link poised for action calmed them and they continued to watch.
 
Mario: Luigi?
 
Luigi: Mario?
 
Mario: Hold me...
 
Luigi: Only if you hold me...
 
Those are two scared plumbers.
 
Ganon: What's this about not being able to beat you?
 
Wario: Ahh...Heheh... Forget about what I just said... Want your sword back...heheh??
 
It appears that Wario is scared but actually has a plan of action. He reaches into his pocket for the last time and pulls out a small spherical object. A Bob-Omb. As we all know Bob-ombs although small are are very potent and extremely dangerous. This particular one, instead of the normal black and orange, is purple with Gold feet...
 
Wario: You think your so tough huh!?
 
Ganon is more cautious this time.
 
Wario: HERE I GO!!!!
 
Mario: That's starting to get annoying...
 
Wario hurls the Bob-omb with all his might, Greeting Ganon with a gigantic Explosion. The smoke created by the blast engulfs both of the combatants.
 
Mario: So did Ganon lose?
 
Luigi: Its anyone's guess. Man, those things pack a punch. Look at all that smoke...
 
The smoke clears and what is seen was surprising but expected. Ganon has a cowering Wario by the neck.
 
Luigi: Whoa!!! Bomb didn't effect him at all!!!
 
Link seems worried.
 
Wario: How about we talk about this? I'll let you win for $100...
 
Ganon: I choose option #3.
 
Ganon rears his huge arms and with an audible SHWOOSH away goes Wario. The airborne combatant flies farther and farther away from the rooftop arena until he's just a little speck on the horizon. Ganon then summons as much energy as he can gather and unleashes a beam of raw power. It flies out to where the speck that is Wario until...
 
BOOOOOMMMMFFF!!!! Needless to say Wario is no more.
 
Brock: looks like I don't have to pay $50. :-)
 
Link seems very worried...
 
Brock: Wario is unable to battle. I declare Ganon the winner.
 
Ganon: HEHEHEH.....
 
Mario: oh no...
 
Ganon: You fools let me out of my Eternal Prison! Now I shall have my revenge!!!
 

 
The Panicking Plumber Mario Looks toward his brother who seems to be completely calm.
 
Mario: Luigi you seem calm.
 
I just said that.
 
Mario: Sorry.
 
Luigi: Look down there.
 
Ganon has his back turned to Link...so Link decides to take this opportunity to prevent the in inevitable . He brandishes his sword... Runs... Leaps. Broooiinng!! Link strikes Ganon on the back of the head with his master sword.
 
Ganon falls unconscious.
 
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Ganondorf: Wakes up to see an annoyed Zelda and a smiling Link.
 
Zelda: See what happens when you're mean?
 
Ganondorf: Ouuuchhh...
 
Zelda: You won the fight so you can still have your free time. But only if you promise to be good.
 
Ganondorf: Hmmm...Do I still get to go to Disney World?
 
Zelda: Yes.
 
Mario: This is Mario,
 
Luigi: and this is Luigi,
 
Mario: Saying this has been another Great Deathmatch,
 
Luigi: And Good night from Nintendoland Death match Forums!!
 
Mario: Luigi...its 3:00.
 
Luigi: uhhh...

This summary was written by "Imperfect Cell".