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Deathmatch summary
Hitmonchan VS. Hitmonlee
As
mario enters the stadium with his brother, the stadium lights
up in a blinding flash.
Luigi: Ah its good to be back in the stadium mario.
Gary enters the stadium with his prize punching pokemon and
yells to Giovonni who of course has Hitmonlee.
Gary: Il kill you with my Hitmochan, Giovonni!
Giovonni: Oh, well see who wins you cocky little brat!
Mario: (As you know that Mario cant resist) Its-a-mee Mario!
Gary: shut up.
Luigi: Professor Oak has given us translators that we are
now puttin...
Mario: I'm sorry, Luigi was frozen solid a-by Hitmochans
ice punch. Nice hitmochan,nice hitmo...
Gary: Mario was also frozen solid, sucker! Now Hitmochan,
put it on or I won't let you battle anymore.
(hitmochan quickly puts it on)
Gary: Ah Giovonni, you see what an obedent pokemon I have.What
about yours, you fuddled old coot?
Giovonni puts the translator on hitmonlee.
(Mario and Luigi get restored to reality)
Mario:Ah and -a its time to battle!
Gary: Go hitmonchan!!!
Giovonni: Go hitmonlee!!!
Luigi: And the battle starts off with a fire punch from hitmonchan.
Giovonni: Hitmonlee, hi jump kick!
Gary: Counter attack Hitmonchan!
Mario: Oh and Hitmonchan counterd hitmonlee before Hitmonlee
could use Hi Jump kick. Hitmonlee is hurt bad!
Hitmonlee: Ha ha, ya thought you could overpower me eh? Time
to die.
Hitmonchan: Huh, you're the dead one!
(Hitmonchan uses karate chop as Hitmonlee uses mega kick)
Luigi: Oh Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee collide fist and foot!
They have both fallen down.
Giovonni: Now Hitmonlee, FISSURE!
Gary:Hitmonchan, comet punch now!
Luigi: As hitmonlee uses Fissure!, hitmonchan uses comet
punch. Blood squirts out of Hitmonlee's arm as Hitmonchan
uses Comet Punch.
Gary: Now hitmonchan, finish it with Mega Punch!
Hitmonchan: Die!
Hitmonlee: Nooooooo!
Mario: Yuck, Hitmonchan's fist went right through Hitmonlee's
stomach!
(Blood gushes out of hitmonlee as he collapses on the ground)
Luigi: And hitmonchan is victorious!
Mario: Dont you think hitmonchan and Jynx should get hitched?
Hitmonchan: You pervert! BURN in hell you plumer!!
Luigi: And hitmonchan burnt Mario to hell. Now heres your
trophy.
Gary:Give me that!
Hitmonchan: hey!!! I earend that, not you!!
Gary: oh no... Hitmochan Return!!!!
Hitmochan: No way...I fell the need for plumber flambe with
the side of trainer desert
??????: whats going on here?
???????????: ya.
In the croud someone reconises them.
Yoshi: Hey! You're Benny and Jim!!!
Benny: Yes, Hey Mattias you told us there would be no more
deathmatches until we returned from our well earned free
trip to Jamaica!
Mattias Liedholm: Uhm..., Metal Mario, you can explain, I
just rememberd an important meting with SSacobe...
Metal Mario: but you can't leave me alone here, dang!
hitmochan: Die!
Benny and Jim: Die!
Due to the extreamly violence in this deathmatch the rest
could not be shown to you.
Results: hitmochan won the deathmatch, Gary closely survived
but returned Hitmochan at the last minute. Benny and Jim
have returned, Metal Mario is still explaining to them, Cheerleader
#7 won Gary, and luigi lived happily ever after without a
single scratch...
This summary was written by Mallo.
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