NintendoLand Deathmatch summary #1
Kirby VS. Mega Man

(The unintelligible murmur of the audience dims along with the stadium lights as two warp pipes, one colored red, and the other green, appear in the announcer's booth. The Mario Bros., Mario and Luigi, leap out of the pipe corresponding to their respective colors and take their seats.)
 
Mario: It's-a me, Mario!
 
Luigi: And it's-a me, Luigi!
 
Mario: Tonight we're proud to introduce a few guests representing one of our Deathmatch fighters tonight!
 
(The door to the announcer's booth opens. Dr. Light and Roll walk in and take their own seats.)
 
Dr. Light: Glad to be here tonight.
 
Roll: Yeah, thanks for inviting us!
 
Mario: Introducing our first Deathmatch contestant tonight: from the far reaches of the universe, on a little planet called PopStar (or Pop Star for some), KIRBY!!!
 
(Kirby flies in through an opening in the stadium ceiling. He lands on one corner of the ring ala Super Smash Bros. Kirby then assumes a few warm-up poses. The Kirby fans chant in a way similar to the audience from Super Smash Bros.)
 
Audience: KIR-BEE! *clap clap clap* KIR-BEE! *clap clap clap*
 
Dr. Light: And introducing the second contestant tonight: from the year 20XX AD, the Blue Bomber, Megaman!
 
(Megaman warps into the stadium on the other side of the ring. He quickly stands in a ready position. The Megaman fans create a SSB-based chant for their favorite.)
 
Audience: ME-GA-MAN! ME-GA-MAN!
 
Luigi: For this Deathmatch, we have allowed each fighter to use a limited number of items.
 
Roll: Also, as you should know, each fighter is known for their ability to copy special abilities. Therefore, Megaman has been allowed a self-selected arsenal of weapons. Kirby has been allowed to copy several Deluxe abilities (the ones from Milky Way Wishes in Kirby Super Star, where he could use them indefinitely). However, he is limited in the number of times he can use each ability to even up the odds.
 
Mario: Well, let's get this show on the road!
 
(The bell rings, signifying the start of the Deathmatch. Megaman immediately fires a barrage of plasma bullets from his Arm Cannon. Kirby dashes out of the way and calls up his Plasma ability.)
 
Luigi: Trying to match Megaman's weapon, Kirby has selected the Plasma ability!
 
(As Megaman fires more bullets at Kirby, the pink puff dodges, gradually building up energy. Finally, he is enshrouded in an orb of plasma energy.)
 
Kirby: Plasma Wave Cannon!
 
(Kirby fires the stored energy at Megaman, who is caught off-guard by the speedy shot. The force drives him into the edge of the ring.)
 
Roll: Wow, that sure looked like it packed a punch!
 
(Megaman bounces off the ropes and shoots towards Kirby. Quickly, he arms his Tengu Blade and holds his hand forward. In a dashing pose, the Tengu Blade forms a sword-like weapon, which cuts into Kirby as the Blue Bomber dashes by.)
 
Mario: Wow! That was some quick thinking…
 
(Luigi glares at his brother.)
 
Mario: Hey, so I'm not playing favorites tonight!
 
(Kirby gets up from the blow. Deciding to match up again, he selects his Cutter ability. As Megaman throws the Tengu Blade, Kirby throws a Cutter. The two projectiles cancel out.)
 
Kirby: Is that the best you've got?!
 
(Megaman throws another Tengu Blade. Kirby jumps over it, but the Blade bounces off of one of the corner posts. It rebounds at an angle, hitting Kirby from the back.)
 
Luigi: Now THAT was a cheap shot!
 
(Kirby picks himself up off of the mat and activate his Bomb ability. He chucks a few explosives at Megaman.)
 
Megaman: So, is it my turn to match up?
 
(Megaman selects his Hyper Bomb weapon and throws some bombs of his own. As he watches his projectiles intercept Kirby's, he neglects to notice a bomb coming straight at him…)
 
Roll: Ouch! That looked painful, even without the explosion!
 
(Megaman slowly rises to his feet.)
 
Megaman: Time for the Blue Bomber's trump card!
 
(Megaman activates the Time Stopper. The entire stadium (minus the user) is frozen in place. The azure-hued robot then dashes at Kirby and pummels him with a variety of punches and kicks. After this grisly scene, our puffy fighter is flat on his face, and the Time Stopper wears off.)
 
Kirby: Unnnggghhh…
 
Mario: What just happened?
 
Dr. Light: I'd say that through some time-freezing tool, Megaman was able to gain an attack opportunity, and used it pretty well.
 
(A Maxim Tomato is lobbed through the air and bounces off Kirby's back and stops in front of him. Jolted back to his senses, he chows down without a second thought. Megaman leaps backwards in surprise.)
 
Megaman: Hmm, you know, I'm getting hungry myself. I think I'd like a roasted marshmallow!
 
(Megaman activates the Atomic Fire weapon.)
 
Kirby: Hey! I don't care how good you think you are! Don't call me a marshmallow! I AM NOT A MARSHMALLOW!
 
(Megaman just smirks and begins to build up intensive energy.)
 
Dr. Light: I just hope he doesn't overheat himself that way…
 
(Megaman throws a fully-powered Atomic Fire at Kirby. Just before it hits, Kirby switches to his Mirror ability and guards. The resulting shield bounces the attack off back to Megaman.)
 
Megaman: What the heck?!
 
(Megaman takes the full force of the flame and gets blown backwards.)
 
Roll: Don't you think that was even a bit unfair?
 
Megaman (weakly): Eddie…
 
(Eddie teleports onto the ring and offers the Blue Bomber an E-Tank. After consuming it, Megaman stands back up.)
 
Kirby: Back for more?
 
Megaman: You know, this isn't getting us anywhere. Here, just try inhaling me. I'd like to see what you could do!
 
Kirby: Nah, everyone was expecting that one.
 
(Quickly, Kirby selects the Suplex ability and dashes into Megaman. The barrage of wrestling moves that follows is much too gruesome to describe (although those who have seen enough of it in Kirby Super Star will recognize a bit of everything). When it's all over, Kirby stands victoriously next to his fallen opponent.)
 
Kirby: Now then, how many people expected THAT?
 
Voice: Or zis!?
 
(Just then, a UFO-type vehicle descends into the ring from the opening in the roof.)
 
Dr. Light: Why does this always happen when Megaman is fighting here?
 
Roll: I guess the deathmatch authors can never resist.
 
(Dr. Wily's head pops out of the door on the top of the UFO.)
 
[Note: Any spelling errors from Dr. Wily's dialogue were intentional.]
 
Dr. Wily: Now zat my nemesis Megaman haz been defeated, I vill have no vun to stop me from taking over ze world!
 
Kirby: Hey you! You're ruining my victory speech!
 
Dr. Wily: Vat is zis? A peenk mashmallow?
 
Kirby: What? What?! WHAT?! I AM NOT A MARSHMALLOW OR ANY EARTH OBJECTS CLOSE TO ONE!!! CAN'T YOU ACCEPT THAT?!?!?!
 
(Kirby begins taking in a gigantic breath that causes a force similar to a tornado to shoot around the entire arena.)
 
Mario: Mama mia! He's threatening to inhale the whole stadium!
 
Luigi: Glad we just got this thing insured…
 
(Dr. Wily screams in terror as Kirby somehow sucks in his UFO. The PopStar puff enlarges to about the size of the interstellar transportation before spitting it out. Needless to say, the mad scientist disappears even faster than he had entered.)
 
Roll: Well, I guess we can congratulate Kirby on his victories over both Megaman and Wily!
 
(As Kirby stands victoriously on the winner's platform with his medal, he turns to his worthy opponent.)
 
Kirby: You know, even though I may have won, I figure that if you've been beating back that evil genius guy countless times, you're still just as good as me. I mean, these deathmatches are nothing more than glorified popularity contests.
 
Megaman: Yes, but they can be fun to read.
 
Mario: Well, that's it for this Deathmatch!
 
Luigi: Tune in next time for another thrilling fight!
 
Dr. Light: And thanks again for giving us this hosting opportunity.
 
Roll: Like they say on that other deathmatch show: Good fight, good night!
 
This summary was written by KirbyManiac, a total Kirby fanatic!

NintendoLand Deathmatch summary #2
Kirby VS. Mega Man

The crowd cheers as Mario and Luigi enter the ring. They wave at the audience as the take their seats.
 
Mario: Hello, everybody!
 
Luigi: Welcome-a to this weeks deathmatch. Tonight pink goes against blue in a one on one competition.
 
Mario: I’m-a sure this one will-a be more-a one sided than last weeks, ha ha.
 
Luigi: You’ve-a been-a gloating for the past eight about-a your win against Mario. Quit it.
 
Mario: All right...
 
Luigi: Now lets-a start the match!
 
The lights fade and the spotlight shines on the arena. A man with blue armor walks up and bows.
 
Mario: Put your hands together for......Megaman!
 
The crowd cheers as Megaman does a backflip. Everyone quiets down, waiting for the next opponent.
 
Mario: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing..........Kir--where is he?
 
Luigi:Huh?
 
The two overall wearing heroes look at the arena, but Kirby is not there. All of a sudden, a yellow star shoots from the sky, smashing the stadium ceiling, and crashing onto tthe arena. The star then turns out to be Kirby, who is dazed.
 
Kirby: Uhhhnnnnnn, I knew a took a wrong turn from Neo Star.
 
Mario: Um, Kirby!
 
Luigi: Let the match begin!
 
Kirby and Megaman stare at each other waiting for the opponent to attack. Kirby jumps high into the air, holding his breath. Megaman aims his barrel at the pink puffball, and shoots, yet misses for Kirby had been moving consistently. After many shots, Kirby is finally hit, and plummets to the ground. Megaman runs up and shoots some more at the helpless creature. Kirby soon gets up and swallows one of the bullets. He immeadiatly turns into a large bullet.
 
Kirby: Hmm, this is a cool move I should remember for my next adventure.
 
He begins to travel quickly toward Megaman. The blue hero is walloped by Kirby and gets a large red mark on his cheek. Kirby returns to his original state and begins to punch Megaman. He soon realizes that the punches are inaffective and stops. Megaman laughs and shoots more powerful shells at Kirby. Kirby is hit by nearly all of them and is getting hurt quickly. After several rounds, the puffball falls to the ground.
 
Mario: Is he out?
 
Luigi: I think so. Megaman is the winn--
 
Megaman shouts “Yes!” and waves to the crowd. But, the fallen Kirby is mor than he seems. With his last strength, Kirby pulled out a Maximum Tomato and quickly got up. He snuck behind Megaman and sucked him. After several seconds, he released Megaman, only
 
a complete copy of the blue hero stood where Kirby once was. Megaman rubbed hsi eyes and soon figured out that Kirby had copied him. Kiby-Megaman took out his gun and shot green, explosive bombs at Megaman. The real one was hurt badly, even with all that armor.
 
Mario: Which-a one is which?
 
Luigi: I don’t-a know.
 
Kirby-Megaman kept shooting until Megaman had enough and took out a new weapon not seen in any of his previous adventures. It was red and shining, but
 
extremely lethal. Unfortunetely, he would be KO’d too when the impact occured. Taking an extreme chance, he shot it hoping Kirby was gone before him. A blinding green light shine for a split-second, and as the smoke rised the audience saw Megaman, knocked out on the ground and Kirby standing over him triumphantly.
 
Mario:What-a happened?!?
 
Luigi: I think-a Kirby in Megaman form had shot Megaman’s bullet before it reached him. He then flew high in the air quickly as possible and then landed safely.
 
Mario: Wow, what a match. Kirby, you are the winner!
 
Well, goodnight folks.
 
Luigi: See you-a next time at the Nintendo Battlefield!

This summary was written by 'Senor Pollo'.