NintendoLand Deathmatch summary #1
Link and Ganondorf VS. Mario and Bowser

Ah, time for yet another deathmatch. Wyborn sat contentedly in the screaming crowd that packed the stadium, waiting for it to begin. Surely this was going to be a good one, he thought. All of the previous deathmatches had been extremely exciting, and none had ever failed to entertain him to the fullest. He was an avid fan of the deathmatches, and very good at predicting who would win. These were probably one of his favorite things about Nintendoland. Next to him set his redneck buddy, Darth Bowser. The man who was a Marshal with the name of a Koopa was a redneck in every sense of the word.
 
Wyborn: Say, Darth, who do you think's going to win today?
 
DB: What are you talking about? The match hasn't even started yet. Shut up and we'll see who's fighting.
 
Wyborn shrugged, as DB had a point. His eyes turned to the announcer's box as today's announcers stepped in, and he exploded into cheers along with the rest of the crowd. The reason became obvious as the voice of somebody familiar came over the sound speakers.
 
Luigi: I'm-a Luigi, number one-a!
 
Luigi, the second Mario brother and quickly becoming the most popular, had entered the pressbox, grinning widely at the wild cheers that rang throughout the stadium. Truly, this was a good feeling.
 
Luigi: Ladies and-a gentlemen, today we have a very good match a-for you! But, before we announce-a the contestants, allow me to introduce-a a very special guest announcer!
 
Wyborn leaned forward in his seat, straining his eyes to see into the pressbox. He hated the suspense, and wished that Luigi would just say it.
 
Luigi: Please give-a a big round-a of applause for-a Link the First!
 
The cheer that followed those words was deafening, shaking the stadium on its foundations. The fans deafened each other as Link the First, Hero of Time, stepped into the announcer's box. He took his seat to Luigi's right, but in typical RPG/Adventure hero fashion, said nothing. However, the grin across his face was so wide that you could probably stick your hand between his teeth. When the cheers stopped after about thirty seconds, Luigi was glad, for he remembered how long and loud the fans had cheered at Ash Ketchum when he was a guest announcer in Ness vs. Mewtwo.
 
Luigi: Now-a, allow me to introduce the contestants! This is the very first tag-a-team deathmatch on-a record, so this is sure to be an explosive match-a! Our first team of contestants consists of the two most well-known Nintendo characters in-a history! Put your hands together-a for Mario and King-a Bowser Koopa!
 
None cheered louder than the Marshal Darth Bowser as King Bowser Koopa and Mario stepped into the arena through a heavy wooden door which had just opened. Bowser stood at nearly ten feet at height, and he was not even standing fully erect, while Mario looked small next to him at only 5' 6". The applause, though deafening, only lasted for so long, and Luigi could soon be heard over the crowd again. However, when Luigi was about to speak into the mike, Link grabbed his own microphone. The crowd fell silent as the silent hero spoke with a powerful, smooth voice that boomed over the sound system.
 
Link the First: And now, friends, our second team! Hailing all the way from Hyrule, land of magic and power, are two of the greatest fighter in the history of Nintendo! Let's hear it for Ganondorf and Link the Second!
 
Wyborn took out a big foam finger that read "Link and Ganon = 0wNz j00!" as he exploded into cheers, and more than half the crowd followed suit, including a large number of the Mario supporters. Link the Second entered through a heavy wooden door on the opposite side of the stadium through which Mario and Bowser had entered. He threw open the door with his bare hands, equipped with the Titan Mitts, and they shut behind him with a thunderous crash as he stepped into the full light of the blinding sun. He shielded his eyes as he waved to the onlookers, who were very enthusiastic in their welcome but becoming confused as to where the King of Evil was. All fell silent as a great shadow passed over the stadium, and the fans and announcers looked to the sky. There, in all of its hideous glory, was a tremendous bat the size of a small bi-plane, beating its massive wings as it circled over the stadium. Its eyes were red, cold and fiery and merciless all at the same time, and it struck fear into all of those that it made eye contact with. All save the Lord of Koopa. Bowser roared his challenge as the bat folded its wings against its side and plummeted to the ground, changing its shape to that of a man, the Gerudo lord and King of Thieves. Ganondorf, nearly twice as tall as Link the Second, stood with all the pride and air of a true tyrant. In the pressbox, Luigi turned to Link the First, his hands covering both the mikes.
 
Luigi: I'll-a bet you fifty bucks-a that-a Bowser and Mario dominate this-a match.
 
LtF: You're on!
 
As this was going on, in the crowd Wyborn turned to the Marshal.
 
Wyborn: I'll bet you fifty dollars and a Hershey bar that Ganon and Link punch Mario and Bowser's teeth so far down their throats that they're going to be crapping enamel for a month.
 
DB: You're on!
 
Good. Now that we have THAT out of the way, we'll have nothing but fighting ahead of us. Lakitu buzzed around the heads of the warriors, getting mugshots to gain greater value for his black-market deathmatch videos. Nobody bothered to stop him...until Luigi slid the window open on the pressbox and chucked a Bob-omb right at the little cloud-dude, blowing Lakitu to smithereens and signaling the start of the match. It began almost too quickly for the audience to even register that it had actually happened. Link the Second's golden Master Sword was unsheathed and flashed through the air, to meet with the mighty claws of Bowser. Ganondorf practically flew forward, bringing down his fist for an earthquake punch which he had planned to crush Mario with. Mario, however, performed a backwards somersault which allowed him to dodge, and he felt the wind from the blow as Ganondorf's fist went by him and smashed into the earth, sending a shockwave of energy through the ground, which Mario only just managed to land after it had passed by. As the shockwave passed by and through Bowser, it nearly knocked Link off of his feet.
 
LtS: BLAST IT GANONDORF! Watch who you attack!
 
Ganondorf, however, was not listening. Bowser stood very still, a fire of rage burning in his eyes, before spinning and knocking over Link with his tail to face Ganondorf.
 
Bowser: You'll pay for that, King of Weaklings!
 
Ganondorf: Let us see if your actions can back up your very large mouth, fool.
 
That taunt proved to be a mistake that he would regret for the rest of the battle. Bowser teleported, reappearing behind Ganondorf, and wrapped his massive claws around the king's sizeable head. Ganondorf roared in surprise and some pain as Bowser spun around, holding Ganondorf by the head like a discus, and hurled him through the air at an extremely high speed. The master of thieves could only brace himself as his head smashed into the stone wall of the stadium, smashing a sizeable hole in it upon impact. Bowser crossed his arms across his chest and let out a small roar of pride at his small accomplishment, not noticing that Link the Second had risen behind him, the golden holy sword glistening in his hands. The Hero of Time leaped into the air, planning to bring down a vertical jumping slash that would pierce even Bowser's shell, only to have Mario jump into the middle of it by coming out of nowhere and delivering a boot to the side of Link's head. Link was sent sprawling on the ground, and Bowser slowly turned, his eyes ablaze with fury. He took a single step forward, and Link felt across the ground for the sword, which he had dropped. He heard metal clinking, and looked to his left; Mario had kicked away the Master Sword.
 
Bowser: Not looking so good for you now, all alone, is it boy?
 
Link's sharp, elven eyes looked past the Koopa Lord, and saw the form of Ganondorf blast out of the wall going over 70 mph.
 
Link: Well, maybe not, but for you, I'll say it looks downright grim.
 
A quizzical look crossed Bowser's face as he turned, just in time for Ganondorf's fist to smash into his visage. There was a loud crack, like bones shattering, and an explosion of force sent Bowser flying backwards with Ganondorf going after him. As Bowser skidded to a halt some twenty yards away, on his back, Ganondorf fell upon him, savagely beating upon him with his massive fists, trying to shatter the shell with sheer force. Mario shuddered at the ferocity with which Ganondorf and Bowser fought; they were like two mad wolves trying to tear each other apart. Mario looked down at the sword that he was standing on as he felt a vibration through his shoe; Link's left hand was wrapped around the hilt. Mario looked down at the hero, and saw how wide the grin was on Link's face, just before the Hero of Time yanked out the sword from beneath the Super Plumber's feet. Link pulled with so much force that Mario did a backwards somersault at very high speed, flipping in midair several times.
 
Mario: Mama mia!
 
However, luckily for him, he landed on his feet and could jump backwards as Link slashed at him, the blow which would have cut Mario open missing by several inches. Mario took another hop back, and for a moment both heroes were still, staring each other down with glares that could have pierced through cold steel. Link's eyes only barely caught the movement of Mario's left hand as it reached into the pants pocket of his trousers, and he lunged too late, by only a second. By the time the sword connected with Mario's shoulder, it was so hard that the sword did not make any real mark at all; it hadn't even sunk in a tenth of an inch. Link's eyes widened with shock as he saw Mario's metallic mustache twitch, like he was grinning, just before the P-1000 punched him square on his pointy nose. The bone shattered with a sickening crunch, and Link was now on his back again, looking up with horror as he realized that ONE punch had knocked him back by a good ten feet. Mario slowly advanced, his metal feet clinking with each step he took...a roar from Bowser, who now had Ganondorf in a sort of headlock, drew his attention for only a split second, but it was long enough. Link drew out a blue magic staff, and pointed it straight at Mario's head, grinning as the plumber looked again.
 
LtS: I hate to sound cliché, but...stay frosty.
 
Mario: You honestly couldn't-a come-a up with anything-a better than that-AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
 
Mario roared in sheer agony as the cold slowed down the movements of the molecules that made up his body, and in only a moment he couldn't move at all. Link dusted himself off as he looked to his partner, who now had Bowser in the headlock, and was giving him a noogie worthy of the Triforce of Power. Then, smiling, he turned back to his chilly opponent. Due to the freezing, the metal cap hadn't worn off, so Mario was still alive.
 
LtS: Let's see what we can do now...
 
He said this as he drew out the Magic Hammer, a weapon of great power and force. This would do great damage to something so brittle, or so he thought...in the blink of an eye, Metal Mario had been shattered into thousands of shards which bounced and skipped across the loose soil which made up the ground of the stadium. He smiled contentedly as he put away the hammer, feeling that he had taken down one of his opponents. Up in the pressbox, Luigi turned to Link the First, putting his gloved hand over the microphone.
 
Luigi: Errr...is Mario dead?
 
LtF: Nope. Watch.
 
Ganondorf: AAAARRRRRGH!
 
Link the Second instinctively hit the dirt, just as the King of Evil soared over his head and smashed into the far wall of the stadium, embedding himself into about a foot of solid wall. Link jumped to his feet and drew his sword as he turned on his heel, only as Bowser rammed into him, head lowered. Link was nearly gored on his left horn, was tossed high into the air to land some twenty feet behind Bowser, on his back, and he lay still. Bowser bent over the shards of Metal Mario, and vomited fire onto him so intense that the ice melted...and so did the metal. The metal melted into a pool, which swirled and reformed into Mario's shape. The Metal Cap's power wore off, and Mario was left standing, injured and hurting from the experience.
 
Mario: Mama Mia...what a weird-a experience...
 
Mario looked up at Bowser, and for a moment he realized that, for the time being, they would have to rely on teamwork to take down these opponents. Bowser and Mario exchanged a mutual feeling of hostility towards each other, but moreso towards Link the Second, who was getting to his feet, and Ganondorf, who still had his head stuck in the wall. The best-known videogame hero and villain turned to Link the Second, who now had his sword drawn and looked ready to fight. Not ready enough.
 
Bowser: Feel the wrath of the BOWSER CRUSH!
 
LtS knew what that meant, and his Pegasus Boots appeared on his feet as the ground began to quake. His sword drawn, he took off at full speed towards the Mushroom Kingdom pair, and the earth seemed to explode behind him. Great formations of rock jutted out of the ground at odd angles just behind him as he ran at full speed. He was grateful for the Pegasus Boots. Without them he would have been crushed by now. Mario jumped into the air as Link came upon them, but Bowser didn't get out of the way in time to dodge Link's golden slashes, which seemed to take off pieces of the aligator-like belly. Bowser roared in pain, and slashed with his claws, only to have the blow deflected by the sword and Link's fist connect with his teeth. Normally, this would have broken Link's hand, but as it was Link was wearing the Titan Mitt, and knocked loose a few teeth. Bowser spit these onto the ground, and Link found himself on his back once more after Mario sweep-kicked him. Link was about to get to his feet and lose fighting, but Bowser placed one massive foot on his chest, pinning his sword arm with the other foot.
 
Bowser: Well, you fought bravely. However, it was not enough, what with you having such a weak partner...
 
Bowser looked up suddenly, turning his head nearly 180 degrees. A tremendous crash had drawn his attention, and a second one after that. What he saw absolutely horrified him. In his own twisted way, Ganondorf had worked alongside Link, letting the hero take a small amount of damage to give him time to summon great power. How great?
 
Ganon: Enough games! This ends NOW!
 
Yep. Ganondorf, King of Evil, was now Ganon, the demon who plagued Hyrule across the sands of time and the winds of change, the mighty conqueror who looked like a piggy. He towered over even Bowser at a massive 25 feet, tremendous goat-like horns placed upon his head. Unlike in most of his battles, he carried no weapon with which to crush his opponents. His tail, his weakness in his first appearance, had been eliminated by Link the First, so many years ago...Ganon charged forward as fast as a school bus, swinging his massive fist at Bowser, who teleported just in time for the punch to connect with air. Mario took the incentive and performed a trademark backflip which caused Ganon's fist to connect with the ground. Unluckily for him, Link jumped to his feet, and his fist connected with Mario's gut. Mario doubled over with pain, and Link kicked him right in the face with the Pegasus Boots on, sending him flying backwards, skidding across the ground.
 
Link: Thanks, Ganon. I think we have them, now....
 
Ganon: Quiet!
 
Link:....?
 
Ganon: Look...
 
Link turned his gaze to peer where Ganon was looking, and saw Bowser, belching flames that engulfed his whole body. What's more, the fire solidified after coming in contact with him, forming new flesh to make his mass greater. After a few seconds, he was as large as Ganon himself. Bowser looked down at his claws, contemplating the significance of this turn of events. Then, he let his hand fall to his side and let loose an earth-shattering roar that was far more terrible to hear than all of the screaming of the crowd. When he was finished, Ganon answered with his own screech, so full of malice and terror that Link himself was forced to back away. Then, Bowser and Ganon charged at each other, and the clash of the villains had begun. The blows which they exchanged caused the very earth to quake, and Link began to back away more quickly for fear of being caught between them, which would have meant near-instant death. Bowser's teeth sunk into Ganon's shoulder, and the reptile's claws dug into Ganon's eyes. Ganon roared in agony, his massive left hand wrapping around the back of Bowser's head and pulling him off, while his right once more dealt a blow to the stomach, nearly causing the shell to shatter.
 
Mario: Heheheh...
 
Link turned around, and saw that Mario was looking straight up into the sky. Link's eyes followed the plumber's, and up in the sky he saw a twinkle of golden light. Link the Second didn't recognize it, but Link the First did, up in his pressbox with those little binoculars of his...well, they weren't his, but had been lent to him by Luigi.
 
LtF: Ladies and gentlemen, I believe that a star powerup is about to fall into the ring...
 
Now THAT Link the Second recognized. He had never seen one before, but he was glad that he had heard of the Starman powerup. Not taking the time to put on his Pegasus Boots, he charged at Mario, sword drawn and gleaming. The star fell at near-terminal velocity, and Link charged with all speed. His sword was raised, poised to strike down the plumber...but he didn't get there quickly enough. Gold connected with pure energy, and Link's sword was stopped dead. It had hit Mario square on the forehead, but did not even make him flinch. In fact, he was SMILING. Link tried to jump back, but could not do so before a super-charged fist shattered his nose, and a foot connected with his sternum, breaking it and nearly crushing his lungs in the process. Link fell back, and Mario stood with his arms crossed across his chest, smiling. Link felt like he was about to pass out, but instead drew out his bow.
 
LtS: You might not be hurt by my sword, or anything else for that matter...
 
As he spoke, he reached over his shoulder and drew an arrow from a quiver slung on his back.
 
LtS: But I'd wager that you're not immune to THIS...
 
When the arrow had been set, Mario recognized it immediately.
 
Mario: Mama mia! A Silver Arrow-a!
 
Link was ready to fire, keeping trained on Mario as the extremely agile plumber hopped around like a rabbit. There was reasonable doubt that the Silver Arrow would even hurt him, but Mario was not stupid and wasn't about to take the chance. Link knew this too, and he knew that he had to aim PERFECTLY...all of a sudden, Mario stopped and stood still. Before he realized what he was doing, he fired. Mario leaped into the air just as it was fired, and it passed under his feet by less than an inch. Link, with all due horror, saw his mistake: Mario had been right between himself and Ganon. Such a perfect plan when he thought about it, but he felt pretty sick as the Silver Arrow struck Ganon in the back. Ganon roared in agony as the arrow exploded in a shower of silver light, washing over him with holy and magic energies unlike anything the world had seen many times before. He staggered, and struck blindly, punching Bowser across the jaw. Too bad for him, the blow was weakened by the Silver Arrow, and BOwser wasn't even phased. Bowser wrapped his claws around Ganon's horns, and lifted him high into the air before smashing him back down onto the ground. Link was horrified, but when he heard sparks behind him, he was much more so.
 
Mario: Kiss-a my feet, elf-boy!
 
Link jumped to the side as Mario went past him, still powered up by the Starman, and put on something very useful...his magic cloak, which granted him invisibility. Mario turned and threw a punch without looking, connecting with the side of Link's head by sheer luck. Link staggered around, now in very serious trouble. Mario couldn't find him, so he couldn't attack, but he was bouncing around like a rubber ball to keep Link from doing the same. Link was pretty sure he had a concussion, and all of a sudden he felt very sleepy...Mario stopped running around as the Starman wore off, and looked around himself nervously. Bowser was now on top of Ganon, beating him savagely with his claws and tearing into his flesh, so things looked good there...but Link was still about somewhere.
 
Mario: Well, he has-a only so much-a magic energy...
 
Then, he heard a voice whispering in his ear. It made his blood run cold to hear it, and he came to the awful realization that he was in trouble.
 
Link: Apparently it was enough....
 
With that, Link re-appeared behind Mario, and raised the Magic Hammer. To the spectators, he appeared as some great image of Thor during the wars between the gods, and the blow he dealt to Mario's cranium was comparable to one of the thunder god's own. Mario fell forward and his eyes rolled into the back of his head. He hit face-first, kicking up a small cloud of dust upon impact. Link knelt down beside him, and checked...
 
Link: Out cold! One down, one to go!
 
However, he was in bad shape. He staggered as he tried to turn, and fell onto his butt. He was about to pass out from that blow that the Starman had dealt, and Ganon wasn't doing well at all thanks to that stray Silver Arrow...speaking of which. He threaded a second one, and with his last ounce of strength, he strung the arrow and fired. As it whistled through the air, a blackness passed over his eyes, but he saw the Silver Arrow connect with Bowser's chest. Link grinned, and fell back, out cold alongside Mario.
 
Bowser: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
 
Bowser screamed in agony, staggering away from Ganon and clutching the arrow lodged in his chest. Oddly, it had not exploded. However, it was still dealing more damage than Bowser would have thought possible. He staggered back, screaming in pain so great that it shook the walls of the stadium, and the arrow exploded in a silver flash of light that temporarily blinded the crowd and the announcers. When the scene could be seen again, Bowser was ravaged. He was in shape worse than Ganon, if that was even possible, and now the piglike monster was on his feet. The entire crowd was hushed. This was going to be it. Ganon and Bowser lowered their heads and charged, thundering across the ground at top speed. When they connected, it created a small explosion of dark energies that tore up the ground of the ring and nearly cracked both of their skulls. Neither backed away, but instead pressed harder against each other, pouring every ounce of strength they had into this. Thanks to their weakened conditions, neither could budge the other, not even an inch. For a moment, just a moment, there was a stalemate. Then, on Ganon's left hand, the sign of the Triforce of Power shone. All of the crowd began to chant as golden energy coursed through him, a new power the likes of which the deathmatches had never seen before.
 
Fans: Ga-non-dorf! Ga-non-dorf! Ga-non-dorf!
 
Ganon roared, and so did Bowser, but for very different reasons. Bowser's was one of terror, while Ganon's was of triumph. The demon's fist was pulled back, and punched Bowser with such force that the alligator styled bellylike shell was shattered, showing Bowser's true stomach, covered in green scales. Bowser roared in pain as Ganon through a second punch, this one connecting with Bowser's jaw. The mandible practically exploded, shattered into thousands of pieces, and Bowser's head whipped around a quick 90 degrees. Ganon's hands were placed on the side of Bowser's head, and lifted him into the air, nearly breaking his neck. For just a moment was Bowser suspended in midair by Ganon's massive hands, and then Ganon began to spin. The King of Evil apparently knew the laws of centrifical force, spinning faster and faster and faster with every rotation. Bowser and Ganon roared together one last time as golden energy washed over them both, and the King released his grip. Bowser went sailing across the arena, smashing into a wall, and upon impact the energies exploded with such violence that half the crowd suddenly found themselves in the parking lot. Shockwaves of force exploded from the point of impact, rocking the entire planet and blasting Ganon off of his feet. The glass in the announcer's box exploded, and Luigi practically tackled Link the First as he dove to the floor. A bulb of golden energy formed around Bowser, pulsating violently before finally exploding in a bright flash of golden light accompanied by a roar so deafening that it made no sound at all. It was several minutes before the dust had cleared, and Ganon stood in the center of the arena, his breathing ragged and laborous. He was positive that he had won, and so was everyone else.
 
Wyborn to DB: You better get ready to pay me...
 
Ltf to Luigi: You better get ready to pay me...
 
However, no sooner had they said that then did Bowser stagger out of the cloud of dust. Ganon roared in terror and surprise, but for nothing. Bowser took only three steps forward before he fell onto his face, kicking up more dust.
 
Luigi: HE DID IT!
 
Link the First: Ladies and gentlemen, Link the Second and Ganondorf have won! WHAT A FIGHT!
 
Wyborn: Pay me!
 
Link the First ran down a flight of stairs with Navi close behind, going to help the fallen trio of warriors and clean up a bit.
 
Luigi: Well-a, ladies and gentlemen, it appears that the match is over! Ganondorf and Link the Second have-a claimed victory! Good night-a, ladies and-a gentlemen!
 
Gamblers paid off their debts after the show, and Luigi found himself broke, but that isn't what happened when I'm speaking of. The crowd exploded into cheers as Ganon waved, laughing heartily. The Triforce of Power shone once more on his hand, and golden energy engulfed Link the Second. In just a moment he was awakened, healed by the energies of the Triforce, and was soon at his feet, astonishingly helped up by Ganon. Tomorrow, they would be mortal enemies once more, but today they were united under the same banner, fighting for the honor and glory of the Legend of Zelda.
 
This summary was written by Wyborn@aol.com.

NintendoLand Deathmatch summary #2
Link and Ganondorf VS. Mario and Bowser

It is a normal Friday in VGF, where members such as Metal Mario and Luigi Man live. But in a town of VGF (Nintendo land) People and video game characters are heading towards the deathmatch stadium. Many entertaining battles have been fought such as the Duel of Mascots: Mario vs. Sonic. (Although many were surprised that Sonic won)
 
Loudspeaker: Welcome to the Nintendo Land Death Match Stadium, where another awesome match will take place. So without further ado here's your host: Luigi!
 
The crowd cheers as Nintendo's co-mascot makes his way into the hosting box, he walks through his green door and takes his seat.
 
Luigi: Welcome ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to our newest DeathMatch! Now, we've seen such battles as me vs. Mario and Bowser vs. Link. But today we will see the first double team match! And to make it more interesting the team will be made of enemies!
 
The crowd gasps and then cheers excitedly.
 
Luigi: The first team will be Link and Ganondorf!
 
The crowd cheers once more.
 
Link and Ganondorf walk out, they stare at each other.
 
Link: After this fight we are enemies again.
 
Ganondorf: Not only that, but after this fight your next!
 
Luigi: And our second team is Mario and Bowser!
 
Mario and Bowser also look at each other the same way Link and Ganon did.
 
Luigi: Now, without further ado, let's GET READY TO RUMBLE!
 
The 4 contestants walk into the ring and prepare to attack the other.
 
Ganondorf: Your going to pay for what you did to me that match long ago.
 
Bowser: Ha! It was a piece of cake.
 
Link and Mario stare at each other menacingly.
 
Mario: I'm finally going to get my revenge.
 
Link: Oh, really? I'm here to avenge Oni Link.
 
Ganondorf can wait no longer he launches a spell at Bowser, which Bowser immediately dodges. Bowser launches his fire breath while he's in the air, but Ganondorf also sends a blast the fire and blast collide. Meanwhile, Mario and Link also begin their fight, Link attacks with a bomb and Mario blows them up with fireballs. Mario emerges from the dust and runs towards Link.
 
Mario: It's a me Mario!
 
Link jumps out of the way and lands near the hosting box.
 
Link: Does he ever stop saying that, Luigi?
 
Luigi: Nope.
 
Meanwhile, Ganondorf is preparing to deliver the death blow, but Bowser uppercuts him.
 
Bowser: See? You're worthless once I defeat you. You will wish you stayed in the Sacred Realm.
 
Meanwhile, Link prepares to throw his boomerang, it hits Mario sending him rolling across the floor.
 
Link: All right, give up if you don't want me to hurt you.
 
Mario: Never!
 
Mario takes out a mushroom, Luigi is prepared for what is about to happen and places see-through domes, which will protect him and the audience.
 
Luigi: Mario is growing, luckily he won't grow any bigger than this stadium.
 
True enough, Mario is bigger than anyone else but smaller than the stadium. He walks towards Link. Link gasps and looks slightly afraid, but the Triforce of Courage reminds him to fight no matter what. Link then gets an idea.
 
Link: Time to put you on ice, literally!
 
Link fires the Ice Arrow, and Mario freezes. He barely breaks free and returns to normal size.
 
Link: Let me get you warmed up!
 
Link, this time fires the Fire Arrow, it hits Mario. Mario starts running, but remembers the stop-drop-roll technique and proceeds with it. Mario gets up and hits Link a punch-kick combo. Bowser and Ganon continue their battle with Ganondorf delivering several blows, but Bowser starts laughing and shows Ganon his weapon.
 
Bowser: This is the Star Rod. I will increase my strength and even you can't beat me.
 
Bowser uses the Star Rod and starts glowing, Ganon is unimpressed however.
 
Ganondorf: If you're through with your little light show, can we continue?
 
Link: It's time now to finish you off!
 
Link takes out the Light Arrow and fires it. Mario is not effected however.
 
Link: Darn! Now I remember the Light Arrow can only harm someone who is evil.
 
Luigi: What an interesting match!
 
Ganondorf throws several blasts towards Bowser, but the King of Koopas is unharmed.
 
Bowser: Not only did I use the Star Rod to increase my strength, but I also used it to make me invincible!
 
Ganondorf appears angry, suddenly he transforms into Ganon.
 
Ganon: Now you will pay!
 
Bowser: Ha! Use those swords, why don't you? But they won't work.
 
Ganon: I know.
 
Ganon uses his sword to knock the Star Rod out of Bowser's hand, Bowser's glowing stops. Ganon returns to Ganondorf.
 
Ganondorf: I don't need to be Ganon to finish you off now.
 
Bowser launches his fire breath, but Ganondorf deflects it back at him! Bowser is launched through the air he manages to yell, "He's a monster!" before he passes out.
 
Ganondorf: Finally, I have my revenge. Now, it's that fat plumber's turn.
 
Mario appears strongly offended by this and launches towards Ganondorf and knocks him unconscious. Ganon, because he lost is sent back to the Sacred Realm.
 
Luigi: Whoa! Ganon knocks out Bowser and Mario knocks out Ganon!
 
Link: Let's say we have a sword duel.
 
Link takes out his Master Sword.
 
Mario: Fine, I'll use my hammer.
 
Mario takes out the hammer he used from 'Paper Mario'.
 
Mario: This is the Ultra Hammer. It will defeat your sissy sword.
 
Link: Want to bet?
 
Link and Mario charge at each other, Hammer and sword collide and suddenly, Link knocks the hammer out of Mario's hand. Link: Time to end this.
 
Link puts away the Master Sword; he has no intention to kill Mario. He takes out his boomerang instead and throws it, it hits Mario in the face, he falls back. He gets back up. The boomerang once again hits him this time in the back of the head, Mario passes out.
 
Luigi: The winner is Link and Ganondorf! Better player: Link!
 
Luigi walks down to congratulate Link on his victory.
 
Luigi: Well done Link.
 
Link: Thanks Luigi, I couldn't have done it without Ganondorf. Too bad, he's a loser.
 
First Aid attendants are carrying Mario and Bowser away on stretchers. Luigi picks up the Star Rod.
 
Luigi: Guess I should return this to Star Haven.
 
The crowd cheers for a well fought battle.
 
Luigi: We hope you enjoyed this show and this is Luigi, signing off.
 
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