NintendoLand Deathmatch summary
Link VS. Mega Man X

Mario: Hi there! It's-a time for-a 'nother match-a at the Nintendoland
Deathmatch Stadium!
 
Luigi: Yes, it is-a indeed.
 
Toad: Who shall fight this match? None ofther than the grea-...erm, Luigi,
who's fighting again?!
 
Luigi: I thought Mario was deciding!
 
Mario: I thought Toad was!
 
Toad: ....erm....this match...erm....the duelers this time will be....
 
Mario: THE AUDIANCE!! The aduiance can all fight each other! Ya, that's it!
 
Toad: Are you sure that's safe....
 
Luigi: WAIT! Erm..that was just a joke...ya.
 
Toad: The real fighters of this match are....
 
Luigi: Quickly...we have to think fo something!
 
MEANWHILE:
 
Bowser is trying to breack into the Nintendoland Deathmatch Stadium with his
7 kids through the vents. He was banned last week for starting a huge fight.
 
Lemmy: Dad, can we PLEASE go back! I'm crampped!
 
Roy: YA! Me too!
 
Bowser: Shut up, both of you! I've told you my plans.....
 
Roy: But what good is it? Why do you want to get that badge so much?
 
Bowser: IDIOTS! Every Nintendo character's dream is to get a Nintendoland
Deathmatch Badge! Now let's get int there and use our weopon to win us this
match!
 
Roy: BU-
 
Bower: SHUT UP!!!
 
BACK AT THE STADIUM:
 
Luigi: Erm...um...it's...um...
 
Someone from the audiance: It's been 45 minuetes, just tell us the ****
fighters!
 
Toad: All in good time, first, let's finish that game of Shyguy Says!
 
An exsasted Shyguy sweats trying to fool the audinace into holding up the
wrong flag...
 
BAM!!
 
Mario falls to the floor, the 15 feet drop from the top of the stsdium where
he stood to the bottom is devestating, Mario manages to grab part of the wall
and slide to the ground gentley!
 
Luigi is shoved down and rolls down a long flight of stairs! Toad is then
pushed off the edge and flys way out into the stadium...the Shyguy catches
him!
 
Bowser: YOU?! SHYGUY178634, why arn't you banned?!
 
Shyguy: They said I could come back in if I helped them entertain the
aduiance while they choose who the deathmatch dulers ar-
 
Luigi: HEY! NOW EVERYONE KNOWS! [sarcasim]GOOD GOING![/sarcasim]
 
Audiance: WHAT?! You mean there isn't a match to see?!
 
Bowser: Oh, there's a VERY good match to see! Lemmy, hit the button!
 
Roy: I want to press it!
 
Lemmy: No, me!
 
Roy: Me!
 
Lemmy: Me!
 
Roy: Me!
 
Lemmy: ME!!!
 
Bowser: SHUTUP!! I'LL hit the **** button!
 
Bowser snatches a remote from Lemmy and Roy and hits a button...the audiance
gasps as their seats as an irons bars go around their seats, trapping them!
 
Bowser: Mwa ha ha! Now, lets' begin the match!
 
Mario: Who's fighting!
 
Bowser: Come, X!
 
Mega Man X steps down into the deathmatch stadium, armed with all of his
weopons!! But something is differant! His eyes are glowing red...he speacks
but only in an evil way....
 
Mega Man X: Yes, master!
 
Bowser: I've re-programmed your friend to obey me!
 
The audinace gasps again!
 
Lemmy: Actually, I was the one who re-pro-
 
Bowser shoves Lemmy off the anouncer area, to the ground. Lemmy makes a loud
"BAM!" when he hits the ground!
 
Bowser: Now, who wishes to challenge this powerful robot of mine!
 
Link 1 rushes to the scene!
 
Link (the first): I do!
 
Bowser: Than let the carnage begin!
 
Bowser: Mega Man X, attack Link the first, begin the match!
 
Mega Man X: yes, master!
 
Mario: This isn't good....
 
The floor under the bleachers opens to reveal a lava pit! The audiance is
terrified!
 
Luigi: What was the point to that?!
 
Bowser: Oh, didn't I tell ya?!
 
Luigi: Tell me what?!
 
Mega Man X smashes Link hard to the ground...the bleachers sink down a foot!
 
Bowser: For every time Link gets hit, the bleachers sink! There a 6 feet
between the bottom row and the floor! 6 hits and the audinaces' legs are
fried....eventually...they'll all die! It's one of my greatest acompli-
 
Lemmy (in pain): Actually, I made that to-
 
Bowser shoots flames at Lemmy!
 
Bowser: SHUT UP!!
 
Link pulls himself back to the floor!
 
Link slices with all his might at Mega Man X, but it seems like it's no use!
It barley scractes the robot...however, though it was a tiny bit of damage
only, the bleachers go up 1 centimeter!
 
Bowser: HEY! It's not suposed to do that!
 
Lemmy: Oops!
 
A beam of fire from Bowser hits Lemmy...Lemmy faints.
 
Mega Man X: Take this!
 
A mighty beam hits Link, Link falls to the floor....
 
Mega Man X: ....and now for the death attack!
 
MMX shoots a powerful lazer at Link...."it's all over" thought Link....but
then, he had an idea....THE MIRRIOR SHEILD! Barley manging to do so on time,
Link pulled out his Mirrior Sheild and reflected it back at the robot.
 
Link oulled out his bow...he armed it with a Light Arrow. HE
aimed...and...fired....a diret hit! Link called upon Dins Fire....the
audinace's bleachers were now high in the air. Mega Man X's robotic body
began to weaken from the termendous heat. Of course, it was wearing Link
down. he only had a few bits of magic left. It was time.
 
Link pulled out his Master Sword. Mega Man X was melty...it was amazing. Link
began to slice....but stopped.
 
Link: WAIT!!
 
Luigi: WHAT?! Huryy up! Get rid of him!
 
Link: It isn't his fault! Bowser reporgrammed him!
 
Luigi: It dosn't matter! He'll kill us all if you don'- WATCH OUT!
 
Link felt a pain in the back...and then fell to the ground...and passed out.
 
Bowser: Bwa ha ha! Now you'll all die! Give me the badge.
 
Reluctantlly, Toad handed Bowser the badge.
 
Bowser: Mwa ha ha! And now the audiance will fry.
 
Mario looked towards the bleachers and saw the bleachers inking to the
floor....they would be dead in a few minuetes...many had already passed out
from the heat.
 
Mega Man X: Not so fast!
 
Luigi: X?! Are you back to normal?!
 
He was indeed. Somehow, he had worked past what Bowser did to him!
 
A beam was fired towards Bowser.
 
Bowser: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!!!!
 
Bowser was knocked out and fell besides Lemmy, his remote broke into 2
pecies, causing the lava pits to close and the audiance to be released! The
badge flew out out os his hand...and into the hands of Link who awakened at
just that instant.
 
Mega Man X: Now, to finish the fight....
 
Toad: Actually, the fight was over...if Link hadn't felt sorry for you, you'd
be dead!
 
Mega Man X: What are you talking about?! It's the exact opposite!
 
The truth was, X couldn't remember anything from the match. But in the end,
they had to do a re-match.
 
10 MINUETS LATER:
 
Toad: 5...4...3...2...1...FIGHT!
 
Link shot and arrow at X...but it was in no way sucesful. X grabbed it and
threw it straight back at Link.
 
Mega Man X: Ready to give up?
 
Link: NO WAY! We just started!
 
Link pulled out 7 fire arrows. He grabbed his bow and began to fight.
 
Fire 1....miss.
 
Fire 2....miss.
 
Fire 3....hit....UH-OH!
 
X reflected the arrow back at Link. Link gasped as it hit his side and he
collapsed to the ground in pain!
 
Mega Man X: OK! Now, to finish you off: X-Buster!
 
Link: NO!! Not th-
 
The powerful X-Buster went flying towards Link...the mirror sheild could
never reflect this! BUT WAIT!
 
Link called opon Nayua's Love. A sheild of love spread around him...he was
saved...until his last ounce of magic ran out.
 
Mega Man X: Give in, Link! You almost got killed! Besides, you need to get
that fire arrow our of your side!
 
Link ignored him. He oulled out a bottle with a red potion inside. He drunk
it, and regained his streagth...the arrow fell out of his side...he was
healed!
 
But he wasn't done yet! He oulled out another bottle and drunk the potion
inside! He regained half os his magic!
 
Link: Now, to busnesss!
 
Link pulled out his bow once more and pulled out a light arrow. He
aimed...and...fire!
 
Link learned from his past mistake. This time, he imediatly oulled out his
mirrior sheild! X reflected it and BAM! X wasn't exsepecting the Mirrior
Sheild! He was stunned! He cursed...and fell to the floor.
 
Toad: ...and so the winner is: Link!
 
Link was givin the badge, and the aduiance was saved!
 
But what's this?! Bowser returns to his feet!
 
Bowser: No! This can't be!
 
Bowser pulled out a powerful blaster he called "The Bowser Blaster". He
fired...
 
Roy: Erm...Dad, Lemmy didn't finish that yet...
 
Toad: That's IT!! Now, you are DEFINITLEY all banned for life!!
 
....and so ends this deathmatch, the strangest one yet....what will the next
deathmatch be? You'll just have to wait and see. Of course, the real question
is: Will any of the audiance have the guts to come back and see it?
 
The deathmatch was written by: Mario*