NintendoLand Deathmatch summary #1/5
Link VS. Sheik

It's an unusually sunny day at the Nintendoland Deathmatch stadium. Crowds of people have gathered in anticipation of the upcoming match. The spectators start cheering wildly as the two famous hosts reach the announcing booth and pick up their microphones.
 
Mario: Hello everybody! It's-a me, Mario!
 
Luigi: Yes, yes, everyone knows that already.
 
Mario: Well, it-a wouldn't hurt to refresh everyone's memory.
 
Luigi: Today's battle consists of the two main characters of The Legend of Zelda series.
 
Mario: *scratches head* Eh? Who would that be?
 
Luigi: *sighs* Link and Sheik, otherwise known as Princess Zelda.
 
Mario: Oh. I knew that.
 
Luigi: Sure you did. Anyway, the special thing about today's match is that both of the contestants still have no idea about whom they will be fighting.
 
Mario: This should-a be interesting, then.
 
Luigi: And here they come!
 
Two identical beams of blue light shine down into the battle arena, and suddenly two figures appear, with their backs facing each other. One is a Hylian boy clad in a green tunic, while the other is a far more mysterious person wearing a piece of armor with the Sheikah Eye of Truth on the front.
 
Mario: Alright, you two can turn around now!
 
Both contestants whirl around, and they recoil in shock as they realize the identity of their opponent.
 
Sheik: Huh? Link? He's the one I have to fight?
 
Link: What? Sheik's my opponent? I can't fight against him!
 
Sheik: *sighs* I'm a female, Link.
 
Link: But when Zelda posed as you she said you were a guy!
 
Sheik: I AM Zelda.
 
The crowd laughs as the Hero of Time turns pale and backs up while stuttering quickly.
 
Link: But... but then I REALLY can't fight you. You're Zelda... the Princess... a GIRL PRINCESS.
 
Luigi: Uh oh, I think Link has unwittingly hit a nerve.
 
Everyone watches on, greatly amused, as they see the viewable portion of the Sheikah's face turn bright red and even some steam rise around her ears.
 
Sheik: WHAT does being a girl OR a princess have to do with any of this?
 
Link: Err... It's dishonourable to hit a girl or a princess because they can't defend themselves?
 
Sheik: That's IT Mr. Hero. WE FIGHT NOW!
 
Before Link could offer a complaint, Sheik draws out a whip and cracks the ground, narrowly missing Link's leg.
 
Mario: And the fight has-a begun!
 
Link clearly appears agitated as he narrowly dodges each crack of the whip. Flipping nimbly backwards, he puts some distance between him and the not-so-calm Princess.
 
Link: Is it too late to say sorry?
 
Sheik: You bet it is! Now hold still!
 
The Sheikah warrior reaches to her side and pulls out a small crossbow. She quickly fires small dart arrows through the air towards her opponent. Yelps can be heard on the other side of the arena as one arrow strikes Link's cap and pins it into the arena wall. Many female members of the crowd scream in delight as all of Link's long blonde hair is revealed.
 
Luigi: Remember, Mario, never insult Peach like what Link did to Zelda.
 
Mario: Hey, I may have-a this funny accent, but I'm not-a stupid!
 
Luigi: It seems that Link is retaliating now. And no matter how foolish he is when it comes to women, the Hero of Time is no silly warrior.
 
Small explosions ring in the air as Link hurls bomb after bomb at Sheik. But before any can explode, the cunning Sheikah merely throws a deku nut and teleports safely out of the way.
 
Link: Now who should hold still, your highness?
 
Zelda: There's a good reason why I'm merely avoiding your attacks. I'm storing magic.
 
Suddenly, the Sheikah disappears from view, and reappears behind Link, her hands glowing a bright white colour.
 
Link: Uh oh...
 
A large blast of magic forms at Sheik's hands, and with a loud yell, it is all directed at the poor Hero of Time. Dust flares up, and covers the stadium.
 
Luigi: That would be the magic that the Seventh Sage has used against Ganon. After the dust clears, we'll see how Link stood against it.
 
The crowds roar wildly as their vision is restored. In one end of the arena was Sheik, standing rather tiredly, and at the other end was Link, squatting on the ground, with a familiar red and silver shield pulsing slowly in front of him.
 
Mario: Amazing!
 
Luigi: It seems that the Mirror Shield has absorbed Sheik's attack. Sheik must not be aware of the powers of the Mirror Shield, because she is preparing another blast.
 
Sheik's hands glow brightly again, and she fires another long stream of magic at the Hero of Time. Link covers it again with the Mirror shield, only to realize that tiny cracks are forming on the shield. In the crowd, everyone holds their breath as the shield pulses quicker than before.
 
Link: Better watch out, your highness.
 
Zelda: Oh yeah? See if you can stop this last one!
 
A final blast of light develops at Sheik's hands, larger than before. Pulling her hands behind her, the blast is fired. The beam of light hits Link's shield, but before he can even begin to deflect it back at Sheik, the Mirror Shield shatters into a thousand harmless pieces. Both contestants fall tiredly onto the ground, panting.
 
Sheik: *pants* Had enough, Linky-boy?
 
Link: *pants* Are you kidding? I've only just warmed up.
 
Drawing the Master Sword, Link runs a quick charge at the Sheikah. A loud clang is heard as the Princess parries the blow with her own sword.
 
Sheik: Alright then, a sword duel it is.
 
The two opponents strike at each other, blades whirling. In the crowd, people are totally silenced. The fight seems like an intricate dance, neither fighter succeeding in striking the other, but steel rings as the two swords continually clash.
 
Link: Now... I have the upper hand.
 
The Master Sword glows a light blue, and with one move, the Hero of Time slices through his opponent's sword, cleaving it in half. And with the same fluid movement, faster than the eye could see, the blade slowly comes to a stop right beside the Princess' neck.
 
Mario: Wowza!
 
Slowly, Sheik kneels onto the ground, face resigned. Her deep red eyes glow a purple tone, before changing into a calm and sky blue colour. The Sheikah outfit is gone, and replaced with the traditional royal garments of the Princess Zelda.
 
Zelda: Congratulations, Link. You win.
 
The audience sighs visibly as the Hero of Time slowly sheaths his Legendary Blade. Gently, Link bows down and reaches for Zelda's hand to help her up.
 
Link: You fought great, Zel. It was an awfully close match, and I'm sorry about what I said before. Can I be forgiven now?
 
Zelda: *smiles* You're forgiven.
 
The crowd comes to life again, cheering wildly, as the Princess and her Champion stand together on the battlefield, and slowly share a long kiss. The couple walks out of the arena, hand in hand.
 
Mario: Now that was-a some ending!
 
Luigi: It sure was!
 
Mario: Hey, Link forgot his-a winner's badge!
 
Luigi: We'll deliver the medal to his house first thing in the morning. Right now, I think he wants a little private time with Zelda.
 
Mario: Ah well, this-a concludes today's match, stay tuned for our next exciting fight!
 
This summary was written to you by SilverWind.

NintendoLand Deathmatch summary #2/5
Link VS. Sheik

The stadium is packed with Hyrilians. Everyone from Zoras to Deku Shrubs. Mario and Luigi walk into the announcer’s box.
 
Mario:It’s-a me! Mario!
 
Luigi:And-a me! Luigi!We’re gonna tell you who’s wining!
 
Mario:Even though-a everyone can see-a per-fectly!
 
Luigi:Where’s-a the Korikians? Link’s got-a no home fans!
 
Mario:I doubt that they-a would die by leavin’ the forest just to see a battle!
 
Just then, a man dressed in a green tunic and strange hat.
 
Link:Bring on the opponent!
 
Then a person wrapped in bandages(?) appeared.
 
Sheik:Got you covered!
 
Link:I’M SUPPOSED TO FIGHT MY BEST FRIEND?!?
 
Mario:That’s the point...
 
Then a giant turtle comes with tall evil looking man. They grab Luigi and Mario by the heads and throw them against the wall. They’re out cold.
 
Bowser:Yo! Those dimwits couldn’t tell who won in a race between a cheetah and a rock!
 
Ganondorf:So... We’re going to! The cheetah!
 
Bowser:um...right... Well, let the battle begin!
 
Sheik starts out with a couple of showoff-ie kicks and throws four daggers. Link blocks with his sword. He takes a few slashes a Sheik. He jumps back.
 
Sheik:That’s all you got? Come on!
 
Link:grrrrrrr... AAAH!
 
Link jumps forward, takes a few more slashes and cuts off the sleeves, revealing a thin, dainty arm.
 
Sheik:Ah, crap!
 
Sheik lunges forward and tackles Link, flips him over and kicks him with both legs. Link hits the wall forcefully.
 
Link attacks back with a bomb on top an arrow, skimming Sheik’s head. But, giving him a pretty bad headache.
 
Sheik:...Ugh...
 
Sheik stumbles around, Link starts slashing at his friend. He cuts Sheik’s mask,revealing...Princess Zelda!
 
Crowd&Link:*GASP!*
 
Bowser:What’s with that? Sheik’s obviously a woman.
 
Ganondorf:Didn’t you know? The entire populace of Hyrule are imbeciles.
 
Bowser:Apparently! Like a guy would such tight clothes that showed off his a-
 
Toad:Censor!
 
Toad was a clipboard and had a pencil above his ear. [Does he even have ears?]
 
Toad:This is a family show, no cussing!
 
Bowser:Like I give a sack of rat’s sh-
 
Toad:Censor! No cussing!
 
Ganondorf:Isn’t the point of this to kill each other? Die, die, kill, kill, gore, gore!
 
Toad:Threatening to kill a former vice president! Tsk,tsk. This bad for your ratings!
 
Ganondorf:What?!?
 
Toad:Al Gore was the 42^nd vice president of the U.S.A.
 
Ganondorf:What about my ratings? Are they bad?
 
Toad:One lower and you’ll be kicked off the air. You’ll be replaced by Barbara the Bush.
 
Ganondorf:Not her!
 
Bowser:What my highly suggestible friend-
 
Ganondorf:Yes-I-am-highly-suggestible.
 
Bowser:-here was trying to say was that this whole thing is violence on top of violence, with a little bit of kill thrown in!
 
Toad:You can bare arms but you can bare br-Censor!
 
Bowser:Whatever! back to the fight!
 
Zelda:That’s right! I’m a woman! I fooled everyone, too! I thought I ruled intelligent kingdom! After the fight, I’m resigning, taking control of Sarasaraland, and appointing Link to the throne!
 
Link:Cool! First,I declare myself the winner! Next, find a way to get Korikians out the forest! Next...
 
Zelda:After the battle!
 
Link:Oh....
 
Ganondorf:That’s it! I’ve had it!
 
Ganondorf looks at Bowser, points at the crowd, and motions a finger across his neck. Bowser nods and starts walking away. As doing so, he kicked Toad through the wall, past the Forest of Illusion, and onto Cheese Bridge. When Ganondorf was sure Bowser was gone, he started chanting.
 
Zoras, sensing something was wrong, ran away.
 
Ganondorf:...Lom-ko-ha PHEMB!
 
A orb of light goes down and destroys the stadium and everthing in a 50 foot radius.
 
Ganondorf:Good. No more chatter you two will fight, NOW!
 
Link:Love to, but Sheik/Zelda was wiped out in the blast.
 
Ganondorf:Link, you win!
 
This summary was written to you by The Flat Footed Boy.

NintendoLand Deathmatch summary #3/5
Link VS. Sheik

Mario: Hello, and welcome to today's deathmach!
 
Luigi: Today, Link and Sheik will be fighting.
 
Mario: *wispers to Luigi* that was my line. AHEM! Introducing, Link!
 
The crowd cheers as a beam of light appears on the fighting ring. Link appears and the light fades away.
 
Luigi: And last but not least, Sheik!
 
The crowd cheers but not as loud as Link.
 
Luigi: And last but not least.....Sheik.
 
Sheik backflips from the ductwork onto the ring.
 
Mario and Luigi: Let the battle begin!
 
Link makes the first move. He uses quick strikes of his Master Sword on Sheik. Luckily, Sheik's quick movement saves her many times.
 
Luigi: I bet you fifty bucks that Sheik is going to win.
 
Sheik backflips and gives Link a blow in the mouth.
 
Link: I have a secret weapon!
 
Link puts on his Zora mask transforming into Zora-Link.
 
Sheik (with sarcasm) : Oh no. The ugly fish lips is going to beat me!
 
Zora-Link throws his flipper at Sheik hitting her in the side and causing her to fall. Then Zora-Link takes off the mask turning back into Link. Sheik, still on the ground, slowly gets up.
 
Mario: Sheik may make a come back!
 
Luigi: And I may make some money!
 
Link sets a bombchu off and it explodes on Sheik. Sheik Falls on the floor half dead.
 
Link: That's why they call it deathmaches.
 
Link charges up his master sword and swings it at Sheik. Right before it hit Sheik, she grabbed it
 
Sheik: I give up. Remember, I'm Zelda, the peaceful princess. Deep down, you wouldn't even lay a hand on me. I would have been killed and you would have won. So I'll put it this way, You win.
 
Luigi: NOOOO!
 
Mario: Well, that wraps up this week's deathmach. Buh Bye!

This summary has been written by Bratcat424@aol.com.

NintendoLand Deathmatch summary #4/5
Link VS. Sheik

It was a stormy day at the nintendo deathmatch arena. Just then 2 figures approached the announcing box. They were the Super Mario Bros.
 
Mario: it's a-me-a Mario.
 
Luigi: and me Luigi
 
Mario: And have we the deathmatch for you. In the green corner the Hyrulian who saved the world from Ganon, ladies and gentlemen I give you Link
 
Luigi:And in the purple corner we have Zelda disguised as a boy, Sheik.
 
They both enter the arena.
 
Link: don't expect me to go easy on ou just because you are a princess.
 
All Sheik does is stand there chanting words to herself, just then a Magic Beam by Sheik is fired. Link tries to stop it with a bomb But it is carried by the beam to Link, The beam hits Link and so does the bomb. Link manages to deflect the beam with his Mirror Shield but misses Sheik, however the bomb hits Link at full force severely damaging Link.
 
Mario: what a terrible blow to Link, wait he's getting back up.
 
Link fires a Light arrow at Sheik but to no avail.
 
Link: shoot I forgot the Light arrow only works on evil.
 
He only has enough magic for one more arow, so he decides to use the Ice arrow to damage and freeze Sheik, which gives him time to pull out the Megaton, Hammer.
 
Luigi: looks like Link is puling out the heavy artillery.
 
Link tries to hurt Sheik with the Megaton hammer but since Sheik is engulfed in ice it doesn't hurt. Link decides to throw a whole bunch o bombs at her. They explode at the same time, defrosting her and heavily damaging her. Then Link hits her with the Megaton Hammer.
 
Mario:a fatal blow dealt to Sheik. I hope she's allright
 
Luigi: Mario you're not supposed to take sides
 
Mario: Fine I bet you 10,000 coins that Sheik wins
 
Luigi: Fine.
 
While they were talking Sheik managed to it Link with a magic beam. Link gets up and hits her with his sword. Sheik gets up and is about to use telekinesis on Link By picking up someone from the audience and throwing it at Link. That someone was King bowser Koopa.
 
Bowser: Hey, hey put me down.ROAR! Just then an energy beam is fired in the center of the arena, Making Sheik lose her concentration and dropping bowser.
 
Mario and Luigi: Ganon
 
Link: we are going to have to combine forces to beat Ganon.
 
Sheik: okay, but first take this green potion to restore your magic.
 
Link drinks it and throws the bottle at Ganon causing no harm but seriously annoying him.
 
Ganon: That's it insolent elf boy, I see you brought Zelda with you.
 
Sheik: How could you see me through my disguise.
 
Ganon: I have my ways, firing an energy beam at link
 
Link avoids it and fires a light arrow at Ganon, temporarily immobalizing him, giving Sheik time to charge a magic beam and fire it.Ganon is hurt but fires his trident at Link. However Link fires an Ice Arrow at ganon freezing him, Giving Sheik time to fire an air tight bubble at him, and send him to the Sacred Realm.
 
Mario and Luigi: Whoo that was exciting.
 
Remembering that he and Sheik still had to fight. He threw a bomb at her exploding her and winning the match.
 
Luigi: congratulations, you won the deathmatch.
 
Link: Thanks.
 
Link then gave Sheik a Red Potion to heal her and then went back to Hyrule.
 
Luigi: Give me my money Mario
 
Mario then runs away with Luigi chasing him.
 
Luigi (While running): Good fight! Good Night!

This summary has been written by Nymetjet@aol.com.

NintendoLand Deathmatch summary #5/5
Link VS. Sheik

The Nintendoland Deathmatch Stadium is crowed to the brim with anxious and excited fans. In the stands, the crowd is yelling loudly, screaming above the vendors trying to sell their Mario caps, Yoshi dolls, and other merchanise. All of a sudden, a voice is heard over the loudspeaker.
 
“Welcome to-a the Deathmatch!”
 
It was Mario, addressing the crowd. Upon hearing his voice, the crowd’s screams grew even louder. He enters through one of the doors on the stadium floor, and a bright spotlight centers on him. “And now-a, let-a me introduce my co-host and broth-a, Luigi!”
 
Luigi enters from the opposite side of the arena, a spotlight also following him. The crowd roars even louder, as loud high-pitched whistles can be heard over the noise.
 
“Thank you, Mario,” Luigi said to Mario. Then, he addressed the crowd. “Are you ready to rumble!?” The crowd roars. “Well that’s wonderful, because we’ve got a wonderful deathmatch lined up for you tonight. We’ve got two very skilled and talented contestants tonight. Tell them, Mario.”
 
“It’s-a my pleasure, Luigi. In-a the green-a corner, our first-a contestant hails from-a the land of Hyrule. He’s-a the Hero of Time-a, he’s the Boy-a of Courage, he’s the Savior of all-a his land. I introduce to yous-a, Link-a the First!”
 
At first, nothing seems to happen, and silence seems to fill the arena. All of a sudden, several blue sparkles of light pass through the ceiling of the arena, and a faint twinkling, along with a slight gust of wind, is heard through the stadium. The sparkling light flies all through the stadium, and they eventually begin clustering together at the far side of the arena. In a flash, they transform into Link the First, and the crowd goes wild. “Boy,” Link said, “I sure do know how to make an entrance.” He walks towards the center of the arena clocked in his red Goron Tunic. He walks confidently, waving to the audience as he approaches the stadium’s center.
 
Mario mutters, “Show off,” into the microphone, a little too loudly. Link, somewhat startled by the comment, draws the Master Sword at Mario. The crowd falls to a hush to see what will happen.
 
Luigi speaks nervously, “Heh heh heh, I bet you were only kidding, Mario, right?”
 
“Yeah, that’s-a right, eh eh.”
 
A sly smile comes across Link’s face, “That’s what I thought, plumber.” He lowers his sword and walks back a little bit. The crowd lets out a unison sigh of relief. Meanwhile, Link is laughing to himself. “I can’t believe he fell for that,” he laughed quietly.
 
“Why-a, you...” Mario began.
 
“C’mon, Mario. Let’s get on with this.”
 
“Mama mia, I suppose-a you’re right, Luigi.”
 
“And now for our second competitor!” Luigi cried out. “In the blue corner, our second contender also hails from Hyrule, but seems all too much of a mystery. He’s the Guardian of Good, the Champion of Justice, and the Keeper of Wisdom, ladies and gentleman, Sheik!”
 
A flash of light blinds the arena for a brief moment. When the flash clears, Sheik stands in a pose on the opposite side of the arena from Link. He finally stands fully upright, and stares at Link on the other side of the arena. “Hello, my friend.”
 
Meanwhile, Link seems confused. “Who are you? I know I’ve seen you before but, gosh. All that time travel in Termina must have done weird things to my memories. I just can’t seem to remember who you are...”
 
Sheik retorted, “Well, that’s for me to know and for you to discover, Hero,” ending with a slight chuckle at the end of his sentence.
 
Link just smiled and narrowed his eyes. “Bring it on, Sheik. Care to tango?”
 
“I thought you’d never ask.”
 
“Hey, Mario,” Luigi said nervously, “do you think we should get out of the middle of the arena before things get ugly here?”
 
“You-a are probably right, my-a brother.”
 
Mario and Luigi run like madmen, screaming to the commentators’ table, while Link raises the Master Sword and charges at Sheik. The crowd starts cheering their favorite constant on. “Let’s just see who the man behind that mask is, shall we?” Link yells as he charges.
 
“You’ll have to earn that right first, forest boy,” Sheik said with a smile. Link raised his blade into the air and swung so that the blade wouldn’t cut into the skin. But as he did so, Sheik threw a Deku Nut to the ground and disappeared. Link swung through thin air, which got him off-balance. Sheik appeared behind him about a couple of yards and laughed.
 
“Holy lasagna, Luigi!” Mario exclaimed. “I didn’t know-a she could-a do that!”
 
“Um, Mario, she came into the stadium that way, remember, Mario?”
 
“Oh-a yeah… eh eh”
 
“Oh, I see you’re still as impetuous as always, Link,” Sheik said.
 
“Please to be of service, whoever you are,” Link replied as a smirk came over his face.
 
“Maybe you should try an attitude adjustment then.” Sheik extracted four small arrows from under his sleeve and threw them towards Link at high speed. Link laughed to himself and took out his shield, easily blocking them. The arrows uselessly drop to the ground. The crowed cheers.
 
“Nice try, but it’s not going to work on me. En guarde!” He again chases after Sheik with his sword and shield in hand. Sheik sees this coming, and quickly pulls out his chain-linked whip. It flies into the air towards Link. Link attempts to dodge it, but he’s slow to react, and the whip hits his left hand. He instinctively drops the sword, and the whip wraps around it, dragging it away from Link. Link grabs his hand, which is stinging with pain.
 
Sheik pulls the sword to him and untangles the sword from the whip. “Not so fast, my friend. Let’s see what you really are without your sword.” And with that, Sheik lifted the sword and jammed it solidly into the ground.
 
“But, but... Oh, I’ll get you yet...” Link places the shield on his back and takes out his trusty bow. “Let’s see if you can dodge these,” he quipped. Taking out an ice arrow from his quiver, he pulled back on the bowstring and let the arrow launch. Sheik, barely having the time to avoid it, leaps into the air. Link then immediately fires another arrow up into the air. The arrow flies straight and true, glancing off of Sheik’s right upper arm. An ice crystal quickly forms around her, and it comes crashing down into the ground. Sheik, a little stunned, kneels on the ground for a moment before getting up.
 
“Ooh, that one’s going to leave a mark in the morning!” Luigi spoke into the microphone. “It appears as if Sheik might be in trouble now.”
 
“Impressed, yet?” Link gloated.
 
Sheik brushes off some of the ice still on his clothing. “I’ll have to say so, Link, but that battle isn’t over yet. You seem to have forgotten something.”
 
“What’s that, Sheik?”
 
“Magic,” he whispered back. He clasped his hands together and pointed his index fingers at Link. A purple beam shot forth from his fingers traveling towards Link. Link, not knowing what to expect, tried to take out the Mirror Shield in hope of blocking it, but the spell was too fast, knocking Link across the stadium towards the commentator’s table.
 
“Luigi,” Mario screamed in terror, “he’s-a coming straight for us! DUCK!”
 
Mario and Luigi ducked and hid under the table and Link went flying overhead, crashing into one of the stadium walls. He jumped up onto his feet, yelling back, “Is that the best you can do?”
 
Almost teasingly, Sheik replies back, “Can a Cucco crow?” He raised his arms straight up over his head and began focusing energy. Sheik soon was surrounded by a yellow aura.
 
“This seems so familiar. Oh well, two can play at this game,” Link muttered. He quickly cast Nayru’s Love on himself, surrounding him with a blue crystal. Just after that moment Sheik fired a yellow stream of magic at Link, but unfortunately for Sheik, the protective crystal absorbed the attack.
 
Luigi and Mario finally peek out from under the table. “Uh oh,” said Mario, “It-a appears as if-a Sheik is going to-a be in trouble now.”
 
Link cried out, “Ha ha! The day is mine!” Link, invigorated in adrenaline, ran effortlessly through the magic blast towards Sheik. Sheik, seeing his spell was failing, focused inward, trying to intensify the spell, but it was no use. Link pulled out his boomerang and threw it towards Sheik, hitting her in the stomach and knocking her to the ground, rolled over in pain.
 
“I-a knew it!” Mario cried out. “It-a appears as if Link’s going-a to win-a!”
 
“Shush, Mario.”
 
Link, losing himself in his actions, ran over to Sheik and immediately prepared to cast Din’s Fire. Sheik looked up at Link, and upon seeing him, let out a small, high-pitched wail. Link stopped dead in his tracks, knelt down, and examined Sheik. “Zelda? Is that you?”
 
Sheik, rather Zelda, gave out a small yes and took off her guise. Link looked at her, and softly said, “Oh by Din, I’m... I’m s-s-so s-s-s-sorry. I... I... I didn’t know it was...”
 
“It’s alright, Link. I understand.”
 
They remained still, just sitting there upon the stadium floor. A moment of silence as they looked into each others’ eyes. Finally, after some time, they leaned in, closed their eyes, and slowly and gently kissed each other.
 
“Nooooo!” came a cry from the audience. With that, a red-headed teenage girl ran crying out of the stadium.
 
“Well,” said Luigi over the loudspeaker, “that’s definitely a way to kill her with kindness.”
 
“Well, Luigi, it-a almost seems-a as if-a this has-a ended in a tie. Can-a we even declare a winner to-a this-a match?”
 
“We wouldn’t want to upset our audience now, Mario. Since Link came the closest to delivering the finishing blow, I declare Link the First to be the winner!”
 
“Link-a,” Mario said, “you can-a... um... come-a over here and… um… pick up... er... your-a trophy...”
 
“Oh leave them alone, Mario. Thank you everyone for joining us this week! Tune in next week, same Toad-time, same Toad-channel, for another exhilarating deathmatch!” Luigi takes a quick glance over at Zelda and Link, still kissing. “Hey, Mario, do you think I have a chance with Daisy?”
 
“Not a chance-a, Luigi. She likes-a me, of course.”
 
“Pfft. In your dreams, big bro.”

This summary has been written by The Missing Link.