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Deathmatch summary#1
Link's Shadow VS. Oni Link
It
happens every week in the Nintendo Land Stadium. Two game immortals
(or obscurities, depending on the match) enter the arena to battle
it out for the honor, the glory, or just because they feel like
kicking the other guy's
As you can see, we're getting a little
off topic so let's head to the arena to see the battle.
The
stadium packed and the crowd consist mainly of video game character
who enjoy seeing some one besides themselves get beat up for a change
and, of course, Nintendo fans of all ages who love to see their
favorites duke it out. Two spotlights center in on the two doors
of the red and green commenter's booth. Right on cue, the Mario
Brothers enter and take their seats as the crowd cheers at their
arrival (except for the section where the villains sit but you can't
please everyone).
"It's-a me, Mario," Luigi groans slightly at Mario's overused
catch phrase but crowd goes wild anyways.
"And it's-a me, Luigi," Luigi sighs inside as he says
his non-trademarked and less used catch phrase (it still gets cheers
from the crowds).
"Thank you all for coming," Mario said calming the cheers
(not using his accent because his contract only requires him to
do it for his games and whenever his catch phrases are used), "and
have we got a good match for you tonight."
"Both fighters are straight from Hyrule but with a couple hundred
years between their appearances," said Luigi, setting up the
mood for the fight. "However one other thing they have in common
is their dark origins."
Luigi said the last part with an ominous tone that heightened the
excitement for the fans (did nothing for the game characters since
they dealt either with that stuff every day or were the cause of
it).
"Anyways, let's get on to the introductions now," Mario
said and then turned to Luigi. "Would you do the honors?"
"Happy to," Luigi replied. He cleared his throat and began
to speak in a deep announcer's voice.
"In the red corner we have Oni Link, that is young Link the
First
"
"Whoa, wait a second," Mario interrupted, "Link the
First?"
Luigi heaved a great sigh since this always came up whenever any
Link (or Zelda for that matter) was battling.
"Let me try to explain it to you for the last time," he
said slowly. "Link the first is the first in the line who dealt
with Gannon when he first appeared."
"Huh?" Mario replied, still confused
"The one from the N64 games!!!" Luigi screamed fed up
with Mario getting it wrong.
"Oh yeah," Mario said, irritating Luigi further.
Getting himself back together, Luigi continued, "Link will
be wearing the Fierce Deity's Mask he got while fighting Majora's
Mask in Termia. It is said to have dark powers but I think he can
handle it. So give a warm welcome to player #1."
At that moment young Link rides into the arena on Epona with the
crowd cheering. He gets off into the arena and gives Epona to Malon
who take the horse away. Then he reaches into that magical invisible
poach that a game characters have (they once considered selling
them to the public you know) and pulled out the Fierce Deity's Mask.
Putting on the mask Link changed from a young Hylian boy into a
tall dark being bearing some resemblance to adult Link. The power
he radiated awed the fans and made the heroes (and some of the villains)
feel uneasy.
"Our second opponent comes from the time of Link the Third,"
Luigi continued and then he turns to Mario to avoid what he sees
coming. "The one from the NES games."
"Oh I know," Mario replied, "he's the one who reassembled
the Triforce of Wisdom, defeated Gannon again, found the Triforce
of Courage while avoiding minions of Gannon who wanted to kill him
to resurrect their leader?"
Stunned at Mario actually knowing one of his Links Luigi stuttered
a reply.
"Uh, yes that one," Regaining himself, he continued. "Oni
Link will face Link's Shadow who was created by Thunderbird to kill
Link. His power is great so I suspect we're in for a good match.
So let's welcome player #2."
A spotlight lights up the corner that Link's Shadow should be in
but nothing is there. The crowd (and the announcers for that matter)
are confused and Oni Link looks around for his target. What he doesn't
notice is the shadow cast behind him pulling out its sword, raising
it over its head, and rising from the ground. As it's about to strike
Oni Link has a flash of insight and rolls forward, barley avoiding
getting his head split by the attack. He stands up, spinning around,
once he regains his footing and puts a hand to the hilt of his sword
strapped to his back.
"That was a dirty trick," Luigi said disgusted, being
the first to comprehend what happened.
"I agree with you little bro," Mario replied, "but
let's get this fight underway."
Luigi nodded and in unison they said, "GAME START!"
Oni Link pulled out his sword and taking it two handed began to
circle Link's Shadow. The wraith pulled his shield off his back
and did the same.
"Both fighters have their strengths," Mario said hushed,
feeling the tension of the moment, "Oni Link uses a big sword
and can shoot beams at his foe. However since he has to hold it
with both hands he doesn't have a shield."
"While Link's Shadow has smaller sword he has his shield for
protection," Luigi added, "and we don't know if he hasn't
picked up any new moves since his last defeat."
Just then Oni Link charged the shadow and did an upward slice that
would cut his foe from his right hip to his left shoulder. That
is, if he landed the blow. Link's shadow leaped up over the strike
and pointed his sword down for a downward thrust. However, Oni Link
also wasn't going to let himself go down in one hit. He flipped
backwards and took advantage of the shadow's sword being stuck temporarily
in mat and lunged forward in a jump slash. Link's Shadow dodged
out of the way, leaving his sword stuck in the floor.
"That wasn't a wise move for Link's Shadow," Mario said,
breaking the silence, "now he's defenseless."
"He must have some kind of
" Luigi trailed off as
he saw what happened next.
Link's Shadow snapped his fingers and his sword dissolved and reappeared
in his hand.
"Wait a second, he can't do that," Mario exclaimed, "uh
can he?"
"If you mean if it is against the rule then no," Luigi
answered, "but if you mean is he able to then I can't really
answer your question."
Oni Link decided to approach the problem differently. He stood there
and concentrated for a second and the launched a bolt of energy
from his sword at his opponent. Link's Shadow blocked it but it
sent energy through the shield damaging him slightly. Seeing that
his enemy way taking some damage, Oni Link sent so more bolts at
his foe. With his shield not giving him full protection, the shadow
had to rely more on his dodging skills.
Round after round of bolts came at Link's Shadow who managed to
dodge most of them. But he was caught off guard when Oni Link charged
him again and their swords clashed together.
"You know what Mario," Luigi commented, "Link is
acting much more aggressive then usual."
"Yeah, I noticed that too," Mario replied. "You think
the mask is having an effect on him?"
"I'm afraid so," Luigi said back. They turned and watched
the impressive display of swordsman ship some more.
"I just thought of something, if Oni Link wins will Link be
able to regain control of himself?" Luigi asked.
"For our sakes, let's hope so," Mario replied and that
caused some real depression to settle on the two.
Back on the battlefield, Oni Link tried an overhead slash, which
Link's Shadow held up with his shield. Determined to win, Oni Link
leaned his weight forward pushing the shadow to the ground. During
this Link's Shadow held his sword back and it began to glow with
energy.
"Is he doing what I think he's doing?" Luigi said, recognizing
the upcoming attack.
Oni Link either didn't notice or didn't care and continued to press
on his attack. That was a mistake. Link's Shadow released the stored
energy and pulled off the trademarked whirling blade attack that
was passed down from generation to generation of heroes. It caught
Oni Link across the gut and forced him to back off his attack.
"How did he do that?" Mario asked Luigi, who simply shrugged.
"I thought only good guys could do that."
"Well, the only explanation I can think of is it's Link's shadow,
therefore it should be able to do moves that Link of any generation
it's facing could," Luigi replied. "Either that or he's
relatively good compared to Oni Link making him a hero."
"That isn't good," Mario said shaking his head.
If Oni Link was angry before the he was truly furious now. He began
a relentless attack that put Link's Shadow on the defensive. The
fact that Oni Link could put much more power behind the blade then
the shadow was becoming a very clear advantage in the fight. But
given the fact Oni Link was a dark god and Link's Shadow was well
a shadow, neither of them was going to tire physically. It would
just be a matter of time before one made a mental slip-up. The fight
went on for what seemed like hours but in reality it was most likely
only a few minutes.
Then Link's Shadow back flipped away from Oni Link and snapped his
fingers. Then multiple images of him appear and formed a circle
around the dark warrior. Mario and Luigi were frantically flipping
through old Link II strategy guides and wondering where that move
came from. Regardless of this, the shadows attacked mercilessly.
They swarmed Oni Link on all sides and while he defeated some, both
with blade and bolts, he didn't hit the real one.
Badly hurt, he watched as they formed ranks again as they prepared
for another attack. Oni Link concentrated and put aside his mask-induced
rage, knowing that if he failed to hit the real one he was dead.
The next few seconds seem to go by in slow motion. The shadows charged
forward for the kill and at the same time Oni Link charged them.
The first few ranks of them were felled with a few quick swipes
but Oni Link didn't pay attention to them. He knock over a few more
when he found the one he was looking for and knocked the sword out
of the real Shadow Links. Stunned that his enemy had found him,
Link's Shadow barely had time to raise his shield in defense, it
turned out that it was a useless gesture. Oni Link kept his sword
parallel to the ground and jabbed forward, punching a hole through
the shield like it was tin foil and it kept going right through
the shadow. All the other shadows disappeared and the head fell
forward after Oni Link pulled his sword out and disintegrated. For
a while there was nothing but silence, then the crowd burst into
cheers and Mario and Luigi rushed down form the announcers box with
Oni Link's medal.
"That was a spectacular finish," Mario said excitedly,
"it came down pretty close but we knew you'd win right Luigi?"
"Yeah that was great, spectacular, amazing
Link? Are you
listening to me?" Luigi's excitement dulled as he saw that
Link was looking down at that ground.
"That name
" he said, trailing off at the end. Then
he suddenly looked up, eyes burning soullessly, and thrust his sword
at the two plumbers. "NEVER call me by that weak little boy's
name again."
The brothers back off slowly and Mario managed to stammer a reply,
"W-what do y-you m-m-mean?"
"That boy is simply the vessel for me, the new god of this
world," Oni Link said with an evil grin. "I am more powerful
then anything. After all, could he beat the Majora without my help?
No. And now the world is mine for the taking."
"But first," he regarded the brothers coldly, "I'll
get rid of you two."
He raised his sword to strike the two helpless plumbers, and then
swung it down. However the blow was stopped by another blade.
"Who dares!?" Oni Link snarled.
"I do," the blocker answered and there was a gasp from
the crowds.
"It's Link the First!" Luigi exclaimed.
"I don't care who you are," Oni Link growled, "just
get out of my way and I'll let you live."
"No, I won't back down," Link said firmly.
"Then die!!!!" Oni Link yelled as he attacked his descendent.
Link blocked him again.
"Remember who you are," he said, determined to stop he
evil. "You're a hero, the first of a line of many heroes. Don't
let the mask control you."
For a while they just stood there, an internal conflict going on
in Oni Link. Then his eyes no longer had the look of a soulless
evil, but of a frightened child. Knowing what had to be done, he
griped both hands to his face and (with great effort) took off the
mask.
Just as it seemed all was well, young Link's shadow lengthened and
rose his sword to attack.
"Look out," the older Link yelled and divided forward,
knocking young Link out of the way but taking the blow in the process.
Link's Shadow rose from the floor and spoke in a dark voice.
"Silly child, did you really think darkness could kill a shadow?"
he said, tasting the triumph within his grasp. "I'll kill both
of you and the I'll be able to resurrect Gannon who will destroy
all."
With that he attacked young Link who dodged out of the way. He knew
there was no way to win a sword-to-sword match but he didn't have
to.
Link's Shadow turned around for another attack but saw his foe take
out his bow and draw an arrow.
"Arrows can't hurt me child," he said, disregarding any
kind of threat, and charged forward for a final attack.
Young Link notched the arrow and took careful aim. Before he let
it go I charged up with energy and became a Light arrow. Link's
Shadow stopped dead in his tracks, realizing his mistake but it
was too late. The youngest Link let the arrow go and it hit Link's
Shadow right in the center of his chest.
Pure Light energy rippled over him and caused him to disintegrate
again (and for good).
Link the Third recovered and saw what happened and commented, "I
wish I one those when I fought him."
Mario and Luigi finally managed to get their senses back together,
still a little shaken by what happened.
"Well, I think we've learned a lesson," Luigi said to
his brother.
"You mean never put on strange mask?" Mario asked.
"Err, something like that," Luigi replied back.
"Anyways that's all for tonight's battle" Mario said.
"Good fight."
Luigi continued, "Good night.
This summary was written by Master
Fletch.
NintendoLand Deathmatch summary#2
Link's Shadow VS. Oni Link
As
the crowd waits in anticipation for the day's deathmatch a voice
is transmitted from numerous speakers around the stadium.
Voice: Welcome all to today's deathmatch, which will be between
Oni Link and Links Shadow. And now will you please give around of
applause for our hosts the Super Mario Bros.
Mario drunkenly walks into the hosting box followed by a calm Luigi
Mario:
Ummm
Itsa me.. Ahh
. What's my name again Little Green
Fairy?
Luigi: (Sighing) Mario. Jeez Mario, I thought I told you to lay
off the Grog before we have to host a deathmatch. Oh well. Welcome
folks to today's deathmatch between Oni Link and Links Shadow. Now
as you should all know, by putting on the
Fierce Deity Mask in The Legend of Zelda, Majoras Mask, Link Became
to strong enough to defeat Majoras Mask and
Mario cuts off Luigi
Mario: Was it a pretty mask or a scary mask my little fairy friend?
Luigi: It was just a mask Mario and I'm not a fairy I'm your brother
Luigi remember?
Mario: Whatever you say my little friend. Now, you're telling the
story all Wrong, you see, this Link fellow put on this Fierce Deity
mask And was turned into a big flying chicken, remember, and, and,
And.
Luigi: Its ok Mario, now, when Link put on the Fierce Deity mask
he did not become a chicken, he was turned into Oni Link and with
the Magnificent power of the mask he defeated Majora and saved the
world of Termina from the falling Moon.
So lets welcome our first contestant, Oni Link.
The magnificent form of Oni Link suddenly appears out of a blinding
blue column of light.
Mario: And our second contestant is from the land of GoolyWallyWumpter.
He is
Luigi: Do shut up Mario. Our second contestant was one of Links
sworn
Enemies. He appeared in the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda:
Ocarina of Time, and has had a couple of other appearances
In other Zelda games, please welcome Shadow Link.
The crowd erupts as a Black figure enters the arena.
Mario & Luigi: Game Start
A burly Hammer Bro whacks a large gong to signal the start of the
match
Shadow Link: Come on mister im so big and strong, show me what you
can do.
Luigi: Wow, Links Shadow is really taking it to him but it looks
as though Oni Link has a plan.
Without saying a word Oni Link produced a huge sword and started
to size up the approaching enemy up. Links shadow also produced
a weapon, a large Hammer.
Links shadow: Come on big guy, gimme your best shot.
Oni Link jut smiled and nodded.
In a matter of seconds Oni Links huge sword went straight through
the shoulder of Links Shadow.
Mario: Hehe, that had to hurt, hehe.
Mario then fell out of his chair and started sleeping
Cringing
in pain L.S. (Links Shadow) managed to get back up. Outraged he
ran at O.L. (Oni Link) and tried to get a slash at O.L.'s chest
but it was blocked by O.L.'s shield and then countered with a bash
to the head with O.L.'s shield, but that just seemed to make L.S.
mad. He ran at O.L. with his axe raised high. O.L. got ready to
block the blow with his shield but he was taken by surprise as he
was hit in the thigh area by the axe.
Luigi: What a tactic. Oni Link just fell for that one
O.L. then realised what has happened. He had expected L.S. to come
charging at him and swing his axe to hit him, but instead L.S. had
thrown the axe moments before O.L. put up his shield to block something
that wasn't coming.
As
Oni Link stood up the crowd could see the anger in his ever glowing
eyes.
Luigi: This doesn't look good!
He came charging across the arena and in one movement swung his
sword.
The
next ten seconds no-one saw, but we were told what happened at the
end. Oni Link swung his sword and hit Links Shadow in the leg which
made him fall over. He then repeatedly slashed at Links Shadow until
he raised his sword high to finish him off, but then turned and
walked away from the beaten opponent.
Oni Link received the deathmatch winning medal and his first ever
deathmatch win.
This summary was written by: Sam_Y2J
NintendoLand
Deathmatch summary#3
Link's Shadow VS. Oni Link
The
stadium where deathmatches are held is lit brightly in anticipation
of this Friday death match.
Mario and Luigi enter the commentator's booth through their respective
doors, green for Luigi, and red for Mario.
Mario: It'sa meeee...
Luigi: Oh no...
The crowd goes wild with Mario's constant catchphrase.
Mario: We certainly had a heck of a death match last week, Yoshi
vs.
Chocobo, didn't we.
The crowd cheers in agreement.
Luigi: Yes, but we have a pretty good death match tonight, too.
Mario: Definitely!
Luigi: Player One is a deity to the sight, Oni-Link!
Oni-Link enters and shows off, shooting a beam with his sword.
Mario: Player Two is equally as tough, the shadowguythingymabob,
Shadow
Link!
Luigi: ... Shadow Link the First.
Mario: The First?
Luigi: Here we go again...
Shadow Link is hidden in the shadows until he sneaks up on Oni,
surprising him.
Mario: To coin a Nintendo catch phrase, HERE WE GOOOOOO!
Oni begins with a beam from his sword, but Link's Shadow deflects
it.
Shadow: Ha! I know your every move, no I do not play for the NY
Giants , I am your shadow, so make your move.
Oni: Kay.
Oni backflips over Shadow, and stabs him in the back. Shadow then
moves out of the way. Oni readies another backflip, but this time
Shadow is ready.
Shadow hits Oni with his sword in mid-air, causing him to fall.
Oni (infuriated): WHAT'S UP WITH THIS!! I HAD MORE VOTES, I CAN'T
LOSE.
Oni-Link with all his rage desperately strikes Shadow with his sword,
but Shadow (almost effortlessly) blocks it. Shadow, though, is caught
off-guard by the Fierce Deity's power, and falls to the ground,
or so it seems.
Shadow (faking): ARRGH
Oni (stepping on Shadow): Yes, I have won.
Shadow then grabs Oni's leg and hurls him to the other side of the
arena.
Shadow: Fool! You fell for the ol' pretend-I-lost trick!
Oni: It ain't over 'till it's over, badtasteintunicboy.
Shadow: Don't make fun of my very stylish custom made black tunic!
Oni, who has his shadow's guard down, uses the only other attack
that with work on Shadow, the Spinning Sword attack.
Shadow: Noooooo!
Shadow Link is then banished to the void beyond.
Mario (sniffing back tears): Well *sniff* that's our death match
for tonight.
Luigi: What's wrong, Mario.
Mario: I lost my bet.....
To be continued......
This deathmatch was written by: Ganon
NintendoLand
Deathmatch summary#4
Link's Shadow VS. Oni Link
Mario: It's a me, Mario!
Luigi: I'm a Luigi, number 1! We have a special guest tonight, please
welcome
Tael!
Mario: eh? Tael?
Luigi: Mario, it's the other fairy from Majora's Mask.
Mario: Oh, right!
Tael comes flying down and floats next to Luigi.
Luigi: Welcome Tael, how's Tatl and the Skull Kid?
Tael: Oh, they're doing quite fine.
Luigi: Now to announce our contestants, Please welcome Kid Link
the 1st!
Mario: Eh? Kid Link the 1st?
Luigi: Mario, you remember video game history class? You spent all
you're
time passing love notes to Peach?
Mario: Yeah.
Luigi: The rest of us were studying history! Kid Link the 1st is
from the N64
games!
Mario: Oh right!
Luigi: (sigh)
(Link walks out and puts on his Fierce Deity's Mask. He becomes
Oni Link.)
Tael: Oni Link is going to kick that shadow's butt!
Mario: and Player 2 is Link's Shadow called Link's Shadow.
Luigi and Tael: (sigh)
(Link's Shadow steps out and takes out his sword.)
Luigi: Now, let's get ready to rumble!!!!!
Oni Link: I can beat you shadow! I've beaten you once and so will
my
descendant Link the 3rd.
Mario: Eh? Link the 3rd?
Luigi: Mario, he's the Link from the NES games.
Mario: Oh, right! Are you sure, Luigi?
Luigi: Yes!
Mario: Ok.
Link's Shadow begins the fight with an elbow to the head. Oni Link
quickly
reacts by kicking Link's Shadow in the stomach.
Mario: They seem to be evenly matched. No?
Tael: No.
Link's Shadow: Give it up, you can't win!
Link's Shadow and Oni Link take out their swords and start a sword
fight.
Link's Shadow jumps over Oni Link and hits in the back. Link's Shadow
aims
his sword at Oni Link's throat. Oni Link quickly hits Link's Shadow
with a
Deku Nut.
Tael: Yeah! Go Oni Link!
Luigi: Well, it has been an interesting match so far.
Mario: So far.
Tael: Hey, Luigi who do you have you're bets on?
Luigi: I'd say Oni Link.
Oni Link is quickly hitting Link's Shadow with more deku nuts. Link's
Shadow
reacts with an uppercut to the chin. Oni Link uses a Ice Arrow on
Link's
Shadow. Link's Shadow is partly frozen.
Link's Shadow: If you think this will hold me you're wrong!
Link's Shadow breaks free and continues to attack. He hits Oni Link
in the
stomach and in the face. Oni Link tries a Fire Arrow, but it fails.
Oni Link
then tries a Light Arrow. Link's Shadow is hit, but not severely
damaged.
Oni Link: Just give up.
Link's Shadow: No!
Oni Link fires a beam from his sword and Link's Shadow dodges it.
Link's
Shadow hits Link with a beam from his sword. Oni Link tries a Fire
Arrow
again and then another Ice Arrow, both fail.
Oni Link: He's too fast!
Link's Shadow: Darn right!
Link's Shadow hits Oni Link with a kick to the stomach. Oni Link
remembers
the time he fought Link's Shadow in the Water Temple. He then sees
Link the
3rd fighting Link's Shadow. Oni Link decides to keep on fighting,
but it
seems helpless. Oni Link quickly gets up and hits Link's Shadow
with a few
kicks. Oni Link takes out his bow again and puts in a regular arrow,
Fire
Arrow, Ice Arrow and a Light Arrow.
Oni Link fires them and Link's Shadow is hit by all of them and
stunned. Oni
Link takes this opportunity to charge his sword and fire his beam
at Link's
Shadow.
Luigi: Link's Shadow is not going to be recovering from that any
time soon,
Oni Link is the winner!
Tael: Yay!
Mario: Well done.
Oni Link takes off the mask and becomes Link again. he takes the
medal and
holds it up. Another victory for the Link family.
this summary was written by: The
Luigi Man
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