NintendoLand Deathmatch summary
Mario Mario VS. Pikachu

-We see the Deathmatcha rena from the outside. A lot of reapirs are being made from the last fight. Luigi is sat alone in the commentator's box.-
 
Luigi: Welcome, one, welcome all, to another Deathmatch! A special unprepared treat for everyone today-- the deathmatch will be in an open arena! The last fight nearly tore the place down, and reapairs are being made now.
 
Our fighters for today will be Pikachu, the thirty lbs of fluffy cuteness, and Mario, the main man of Nintendo!
 
Crowd: Yay!
 
Luigi: Mario, one of our popular deathmatch choices, has so far battled six times in this arena! And he's lost two thirds of them!
 
Mario: Hey!
 
Crowd: Booo!
 
Luigi: And Pikachu, who has only battled twice so far, has an even amount of wins and losses.
 
-Ness enters the commentator's booth and sits next to Luigi.-
 
Ness: And for this Deathmatch only, I, Ness of EagleLand, will co-host this match with Luigi!
 
Luigi: That's right, folks! After putting a lot of thought into it, we decided that having a Pokémon that can only say it's name over and over again would end up killing me, we decided to go for someone who can talk!
 
Pikachu: Pika!!
 
Luigi: What?
 
-Pikachu grumbles it's name to itself a few times before preparing to jump into the arena. Mario prepares in the opposite corner.-
 
Luigi: In the red corner! In blue overalls, red shirt and red cap, the Main Man, everyone's favourite mascot, Mario!
 
Crowd: Yaaaay!
 
-Mario jumps into the arena and shows off his punches.-
 
Ness: And in the Yellow corner! Wearing nothing but that adorable fur coat, the cute little rodent that's popularity rose in the little time we've all known him, the Electric mouse, Pikachu!
 
Crowd: Yaaaay!
 
-Pikachu hops onto the main arena square and shows off it's agility.-
 
Luigi: Let's get it on!
 
Ness: To start the match, we have a special gong! We stole it from another arena some--
 
-Luigi puts his hand over Ness's mouth.-
 
Luigi: Shh! What if they hear you?!
 
Ness: Oh, sorry.
 
-Luigi sighs and removes his hand. He carries on.-
 
Luigi: And ringing the gong is a pokemon, that cute little Meowth!
 
-Meowth steps up to the Gong with a mallet in his hand. he grins and hits the gong as hard as he can.-
 
Gong: BOO!!
 
Meowth: AAH!!
 
-The Meowth faints.-
 
Luigi: ... riiight. Ness, where, by chance, did that gong come from?
 
Ness: Umm, the Anti-Door Shrine.
 
Luigi: Ah.
 
-Pikachu and Mario begin fighting in the ring.-
 
Mario: I'm gonna turn you inside out!
 
Pikachu: Pii! Pikachu pika pii pii pikachu!
 
Mario: ... I have no idea what you just said.
 
Pikachu: Pi-ka Pi-ka-CHUU!!
 
-Pikachu's ears and tail rise. He sends a large electric bolt down from the sky. Mario jumps back to avoid being hit.-
 
Mario: Oh, yeah? Well, take this!!
 
-Mario runs at Pikachu.-
 
Mario: Mario Tornado!!
 
-Mario's flurry of punches connect with Pikachu. Coins fly everywhere, making little 'ping' noises, and Mario and Pikachu don't seem to be touching the ground, up to the last punch, where Mario sends Pikachu flying upwards before landing.-
 
Pikachu: Piiiiiiiiiii!
 
Mario: Hah! Take that!
 
Luigi: Oh, and what a great start! Pikachu completely missed and Mario beat the living daylights out of him!
 
Ness: Oh, but it doesn't look like Pikachu's had enough, yet! Look, he's getting up... and... what's he doing now?!
 
-Pikachu chases Mario around the arena firing off little electrical attacks all over the palce. The cords around the ring snap and the electric shots begin to jump up the audience.-
 
Crowd: EEK!!
 
Ness: It looks like Pikachu has decided to resort to electrocuting Mario to death! Who can blame him?
 
Luigi: Hey!
 
Ness: Sorry.
 
-Mario gets hit with an electric attack.-
 
Mario: Ow-owowowowow!
 
-Mario falls to the floor. Pikachu takes up the opportunity to hit him with as many electric attacks as would keep him down.-
 
Pikachu: Chu! Chu! Chu! Chuuu!
 
-Pikachu runs up to Mario and holds his tail high.-
 
Pikachu: Pi-ka-CHUU!
 
Luigi: Oh, and another Thunder attack! This time hitting Mario!
 
Ness: He's soaring across the ring! That was one heck of an attack! Go furball!
 
Pikachu: Pika!
 
-Pikachu sends an electric attack in the direction of the commentator's booth. Ness ducks and Luigi jumps to the side. The electric attack shoots through the window. Ness quickly opens to door and the electric attack sails out harmlessly.-
 
Ness: That was a close one.
 
Luigi: Idiot! Didn't anyone ever tell you not to call Pikachus furballs?!
 
Ness: No.
 
Luigi: Well... they have now!
 
Ness: Oh, okay. *looks back at arena* Oh, and look at that! Mario has made an amazing recovery and is sneaking up on Pikachu!
 
-Pikachu turns around. Mario picks him up and punches him in the gut.-
 
Pikachu: Piikaa!
 
-Mario punches him again and this time the punch throws Pikachu across the arena again.-
 
Luigi: And what a marvelous display of the Super Mario attack! Who knows, maybe Mario won't be such a loser and win this match!
 
Mario: Hey, shut up, Luigi!
 
Luigi: Just because I beat you and Waluigi up, no need to get all moany!
 
Mario: After the match, I'm going to kill you!
 
Luigi: ... uh, oh.
 
Ness: And Pikachu's back in motion! He seems to be charging Mario while he's distracted arguing with my fellow commentator!
 
Mario: Huh?
 
-Pikachu headbutts Mario in the chest, knocking him over.-
 
Mario: Oof!
 
-Pikachu follows this up with another Thunder, sending Mario flying.-
 
Luigi: Oh, and there he goes again! What a loser!
 
Ness: But wait! Mario has jumped off some of the materials carelesly placed in the audience by the repairmen! He's coming back at Pikachu with... a Super Punch Jump!
 
-Mario lands back in the arena and uppercuts Pikachu. The little mouse squeaks as she hits the pole in the corner of the arena.-
 
Ness: It looks like Mario's bodyweight is giving him an advantage over Pikachu, because he's bigger!
 
Mario: Hey, that gives me an idea!
 
Luigi: Looks like Mario has been inspired by Ness's blatantly obvious comment!
 
Ness: Hey! Next match, it's you and me!
 
Luigi: Hah! Yeah, right. Mario is pulling Pikachu into the center of the ring! and now he's... sitting on him! yes, folks, Mario's tubby body is crushing pickachu's frail little structure! The Lardarse is crushing Pikachu!
 
Ness: That may not be such of a good idea! Looks like Pikachu's preparing for another Thunder.
 
Mario: Uh, oh!
 
Pikachu: Pi-ka-CHUU!
 
-Pikachu Thunder's Mario again. When it's over, Mario is still sat on Pikachu, but he's all burned. He slides off dizzily.-
 
Luigi: Looks like all these attacks are finally wearing Mario down!
 
Ness: And Pikachu doesn't look so hot either!
 
-Mario and Pikachu are stumbling around the ring. Mario is trying to punch Pikachu, but none of his punches are conecting. Pikachu is sending out more electric attacks, but they're not connecting with Mario, either.-
 
Luigi: It seems that the contenders are too out of it to battle at the moment.
 
Ness: This is boring. I'm gonna get a soda.
 
-Ness stands up, but Luigi grabs him.-
 
Luigi: Get back here!
 
Ness: Hey!
 
-Ness sits back down. Luigi looks out at the arena again. Half the crowd is running to avoid gettng hit, and the others are getting bored and leaving.-
 
Luigi: Hey, get back here! At least this isn't one of those psycho battles where everyone dies!
 
Ness: That's right! Hey, look! Pikachu has adapted a new strategy! He's trying to grab Mario! What's he trying to do, Luigi?
 
Luigi: I don't want to know.
 
-Pikachu grabs Mario and throws him. Mario flies into a pole in one of the corners of the ring.-
 
Mario: Waaaaaah! Ow-owowowow!
 
-Mario falls on his head. Pikachu shakes his fuzzy head and tries to ram into him.-
 
Luigi: Oh, so Pikachu has decided to try using it's quick attack on Mario, but is too dizzy to do it right!
 
Ness: And Mario is getting up! What's he going to do, peoples?
 
Luigi: And here it comes! His hands are down his overalls! What weapon will he pull out?
 
Ness: I thought he wasn't allowed to bring any.
 
Luigi: Actually, he was only allowed to bring one. Pikachu was allowed an extra move, too. So in a way, it's an even match.
 
Ness: Unless Mario pulls out something like a Hammer or a star or one of those Karts.
 
Luigi: I know. But Mario has assured me that he has the best ability of all...
 
-Mario pulls out a Fireflower. He crushes it in his hands and gains the Fire Ability. Luigi slaps his head.-
 
Luigi: *groan* Never trust Mario. He can't do anything right...
 
Ness: And Mario has now got fire power!
 
Crowd: Yaaay!
 
-The crowd all comes back.-
 
Luigi: Will Mario be able to use this common weapon enough to defeat the little electric mouse?
 
Ness: And... yes! He can! Mario is hitting Pikachu with everything he has!
 
Pikachu: Pii! Pii! Pii! Pii!
 
Mario: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
 
Ness: This is truly spectacular! Mario now has the upper hand! Pikachu maybe neutral to fire moves, but a constant array of flames is enough to stop anyone!
 
Luigi: That's stupid!
 
Ness: Huh?
 
Luigi: Is Mario so fat that electricity means nothing to him?
 
Ness: It hindered his performance greatly!
 
Luigi: He's winning!
 
Ness: Oh, look! Mario has fallen over!
 
-Mario had indeed fallen over. He now rubs his eyes, not remembering he's holding fireballs. Mario jumps up and runs about the ring.-
 
Mario: My eyes are on fire! My eyes are on fire!
 
Ness: Well, if you ask me, Luigi, I'd say that even if his fat physical body can take the strain of electricity, his puny mind can't.
 
Luigi: Mario's mind isn't puny!
 
Ness: Who are you actually routing for, here?
 
Luigi: What?
 
-Mario gets up again and looks at Pikachu. Pikachu isn't making a move to attack.
 
Pikachu: Pi. Pikachu pika. Piipii chu pika chu pii pikachu chuu kapi chu chu pikachu. Piii chu pika pika pikachu chu pii.
 
Mario: What?
 
Pikachu: *sigh* Pii pikachu.
 
Mario: I don't talk pokémon, sorry.
 
Ness: Looks like Pikachu's trying to communicate!
 
Mario: Anyone understand this thing?!
 
Meowth: I do!
 
Luigi: Who said that?
 
-Team Rocket (who'dve guessed?) float into the arena in their Meowth Balloon. Meowth's head pokes out from the small basket.-
 
Meowth: I did! Haha! Meeeowth! I'm here to take that Pikachu from you!
 
-Bowser storms out from behind a wall with a Bullet Bill cannon.-
 
Bowser: Hey! What are you three mugs doing?!
 
Jessie: Stealing the show, pops! We're here to ruin everything!
 
James: And hopefully not fail abismally in the process!
 
Bowser: You can't be here to ruin the show!
 
Jessie: Why not?
 
Bowser: That's my job!!
 
Ness: Uh, oh! Looks like we have a clash of the evil people! Whos' going to try to steal the show before security gets here?
 
Luigi: What's the security this time?
 
Ness: Well, a few friends of mine insisted on lending a hand, so I hired them for security.
 
Luigi: What kind of friends?
 
Ness: You'll see.
 
-Bowser fires a Bullet Bill at the Meowth Baloon. It barely misses, but the balloon is still knocked to the side, and Team Rocket fall out. They hit part of the audience.-
 
Crowd: EEK!
 
Team Rocket: Go away!
 
-The crowds move away from Team Rocket and Bowser and watch it like part of the show. Bowser fires another Bullet Bill. It misses Team Rocket again.-
 
Bowser: What's wrong with this thing?!
 
-Bowser fires again and hits the gong.-
 
Gong: Quack!
 
Crowd: ...
 
Ness: After this match, I'm going to take that back.
 
Luigi: But we stole it!
 
Ness: I know, and what a worthless piece of junk, too. Wasn't worth it.
 
-Mario and Pikachu sit in the middle of the ring watching to events around them regaining their strength to finish the fight. Team Rocket pull out a bazooka to rival Bowser's cannon.-
 
James: Fire!
 
-They fire the cannon, and Bowser is hit in the chest.-
 
Bowser: Oof! Oh, yeah?! Koopa pack, attack!!
 
-Suddenly, a small army of Bowser's troops charge in and trample everything. The arena crumbles to the ground. The only things left standing are the Commentators booth and the ring where Pikachu and Mario are sat. Team Rocket sit where they were trampled.-
 
Jessie: It's not fair! I wanted to win!!
 
James: I knew this would happen. Let's get out of here!
 
Meowth: You haven't seen the last of us, we'll be back!
 
James: And next time we'll play important roles!
 
Jessie: Shut up. Let's go!
 
Team Rocket: *running off* Looks like Team Rocket chickened out again!
 
Luigi: Well... that was weird.
 
Bowser: Hahah! They may have ruined my big entrance, but now I am going to defeat Mario once and for all!
 
Ness: Security!
 
-Suddenly, lots of little Mr. Saturns wearing little jetpacks rush out at Bowser and his troops. The Mr. Saturns headbutt their targets, worrying them.-
 
Bowser: They're being very strange! I can't take it! Let's get out of here!
 
-Bowser runs off with his troops following. The Mr. Saturns land and poke their tongues out at the fearful turtles.-
 
Ness: Thanks, guys!
 
Mr. Saturn #1: No PrObLeM, nEsS!
 
-The Mr. Saturns all run away again, their job done. Luigi looks at Ness oddly.-
 
Luigi: You sure have some strange friends.
 
Ness: And walking mushrooms aren't strange? Oh wait... umm,
 
Luigi: Can't find a reasonable retort?
 
Ness: Umm, not yet, no.
 
Luigi: hehe. (Loser)
 
Ness: Hey! PK Fire!
 
-Ness fires a PSI attack at Luigi, setting him on fire. Luigi runs around until the fire is put out, screaming. Once the fire's out, he sits down again.-
 
Luigi: Never do that again.
 
Ness: Don't call me a loser.
 
Luigi: Deal.
 
-Ness and Luigi shake hands.-
 
Mario: Are you done, yet?
 
Luigi: Yes. Yes, we are.
 
Mario: Good!
 
-Mario picks up Pikachu and punches him in the stomach, sending him flying again. Pikachu flies out of the ring and lands on his head.-
 
Luigi: Is Pikachu out?
 
-Pikachu falls onto his back. He's out cold. Mario raises his hands in victory.-
 
Luigi: And Mario has done it! Mario is the winner of this week's deathmatch!
 
Ness: Yaaay! And now I can go home!
 
-Ness leaves the Commentators booth and falls. Before he hits the ground, he uses a PSI attack to make him float. He lands safely and walks off. Luigi is left in the commentator's booth alone again.-
 
Crowd (or what's left of it): Yaaaaaaaaaay!!!
 
Mario: I am the winner!!
 
Luigi: Tune in next week for another Deathmatch! This is Luigi, signing out!

--Author's Note: This was my first deathmatch summary. So if you don't like it, don't blame me. It's your opinion.=P--  
 
This summary was written by: Steph