NintendoLand Deathmatch summary
Mario Mario VS. Donkey Kong

Deathmatch stadium is filled to the rafters as one of the most anticipated fights is about to begin.
 
Luigi: This is Luigi coming at you with another great deathmatch.
 
Yoshi: And I’m Yoshi filling in for Mario since he’s mixing it up out there.
 
Luigi: We’ve got an action packed fight here and I’m sure the contestants will come out swinging.
 
Yoshi: Today we have the Man! He’s conquered Bowser, Wart and everything in between. A man who needs no introduction. I’m talking about Mario of course. I can tell that the crowd is excited about this. And his opponent, he’s the thrilla gorilla. He makes King Kong look like a chimpanzee. The one and only Donkey Kong. This is a rematch of the huge rivalry in the early eighties.
 
Luigi: Actually, I’d like to shed more light on this. This DK is actually DK jr. who went on a quest to get his father. And to make matters worse, Mario was the one who captured him. But that was long ago and that has long been gone.
 
Yoshi: (Waking up) Are you just about done with your history lesson? We have a deathmatch to announce. Here comes Donkey Kong.
 
Luigi: Junior.
 
Yoshi: Eh. (Mumbling)
 
Just as Yoshi finishes mumbling Diddy Kong comes in with a wagon filled with all sorts of barrels. Both steel and wood. DK gets stands in the middle of the stadium waiting for. Mario.
 
Next a small power star flies into the stadium and starts spinning around. Mario jumps out and lands right where the star was. Suddenly all sorts of fireworks start filling the sky and takes the form of mushrooms, fire flowers and stars. Some mushroom retainers run out in a star patter with Mario in the middle. A band led by Mallow and some spectacular visuals supplied by Geno followed
 
Mario: It’s a me. Mario.
 
Yoshi: Wow! What a entrance!
 
DK: All I had was a wagon full of barrels. Oh great.
 
Luigi: Let’s see how this match will turn out.
 
Yoshi: Match? Oh Yeah we still have a match to announce. Let’s go to it. Yoshi goes into the center of the stadium.
 
Yoshi: Let’s get going. Fight.
 
Yoshi runs back to the announcer’s booth.
 
DK: At last. You will pay for capturing my father.
 
Mario: That was in the old eighties when Shigeru Miyamato didn’t know that we’d both be cornerstones in a multi billion dollar business. Please spare my life and we’ll never speak of this match again.
 
Yoshi: What does he think he’s doing out there? We still have a few more hours until this match is supposed to end and then there should be a time extension. Shouldn’t there be one?
 
Luigi: Yes there should what’s happening?
 
Mario: Can’t you all take a joke. All right let’s get going.
 
Mario takes out a fire flower and sends a barrage of fire balls at DK. DK manages to avoid them but he has lost his balance.
 
Yoshi: DK is open to attack. I wonder what Mario will do next.
 
Mario just stands there doing nothing.
 
Luigi: This match just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
 
DK: I don’t get it why didn’t you attack me?
 
Mario:… Luigi: What the heck is happening? Any thoughts Yoshi?
 
Yoshi: Not a one.
 
DK: Answer me you stupid plumber!
 
Mario:…
 
Suddenly Mario tips over.
 
Luigi: What the?
 
Mario: Hehe. Just a little test for your intelligence. DK’s head darts around looking for Mario. He starts sweating profusely not knowing where Mario is. He arms his coconut gun and waits for Mario. Mario lands right in front of him and just stares. DK fires ant him.
 
DK: You better not be another statue.
 
Mario hits every one of his shots and they are incinerated. This keeps going on and on.
 
Luigi: This is getting boring.
 
Yoshi: (waking up) wuh…
 
Luigi: Come on do something.
 
All of a sudden, DK charges forward while shooting. Mario is caught off guard and is grabbed by DK. He is swung around by DK and thrown against a wall.
 
Yoshi: Your brother must be hurting bad.
 
Luigi: He’s been worse.
 
Mario is suddenly thrown a mushroom from the crowd. As he is revived and jumps to his feet the crowd cheers ecstatically.
 
Mario: Here we go
 
Mario jumps down on DK which sends him flying and bouncing off the announcer booth.
 
Yoshi: Yowza! That was something! Woo!
 
Luigi: Hehehe… That’s our Mario for ya.
 
DK gets to his feet and is infuriated. He starts banging his hands on the floor and the stadium starts shaking. The crowd begins to evacuate the stadium. The stadium collapses just as everybody runs out.
 
Yoshi: We have to find a new place for the deathmatch to continue.
 
Luigi: You bet.
 
Yoshi and Luigi find an empty football field and everybody packs in.
 
Luigi: Looks like this match will finally continue.
 
Diddy: Hey. Can I join in on this?
 
Yoshi: Sure
 
Mario and DK get ready to fight again. Mario starts running around and DK can’t seem to catch him. Every time DK is about to grab him Mario somersaults. Yoshi: I think that this match is in the bag.
 
DK grabs a steel barrel and throws it at Mario. The barrel hits its mark and DK keeps on going. Mario get up and begins to dodge the barrels. As he get close DK grabs a barrel and jumps. Mario jumps and does a combo pushing DK up and as he is falling Mario repeats it. This keeps on going until Mario decides to stop. DK falls to the ground. The crowd gasps as DK lays on the ground. He gets up and falls back to the ground. DK scrapes himself up and stands with the help of a barrel. Instead of attacking Mario just stands there.
 
Mario: Are you alright?
 
DK: Fine. I think we should continue.
 
Mario Sure.
 
Luigi: He should have attacked.
 
Diddy: Bad move.
 
Yoshi: For once we agree.
 
DK starts shooting his gun and Mario begins to dodge.
 
Mario: Let’s get rid of that thing. Mushroom Retainers, Hammer bros. Suit.
 
Mario puts on the Hammer Bros. Suit and with a few shots breaks DK’s gun.
 
Luigi: Good strategy.
 
Yoshi: Why didn’t he set the gun on fire?
 
Luigi: He can’t be that generic.
 
Diddy: Oh no! It’s broken!
 
DK: Time to finish this.
 
DK piles up a bunch of barrels in a circle.
 
DK: Come on. Use that flower of yours.
 
Mario: OK
 
Yoshi: No Mario it’s a trap.
 
DK moves out of the way and the barrels are set on fire.
 
Luigi: If Donkey Kong gets his hands on Mario he’s done for.
 
Yoshi: Well, duh.
 
Diddy: That was a bit obvious you know.
 
Yoshi and Luigi: Quiet you.
 
The mushroom retainers pass Mario a Metal Cap and he conceals it. DK grabs Mario and swings him around. He throws Mario toward the fire. Luigi: He’s done.
 
Yoshi: Uh-oh.
 
Just as Mario is about to hit the flaming barrels he puts on his Metal Cap.
 
Yoshi: YES!
 
Diddy: Awww…
 
Mario runs through the fire and just as he does his Metal Cap loses it’s powers. But Donkey Kong grabs him again and throws him into the fire once more.
 
Yoshi: Eep!
 
Diddy: You go DK!
 
Mario falls right into the line of fire and runs out very quickly with his pants on fire.
 
Yoshi: Just like in the game. Good show Mario.
 
Luigi: A game I was left out of.
 
Diddy: HAHA!
 
Yoshi: Well you didn’t have your picture in Zelda 64.
 
Diddy: (sobbing) Meanie!
 
Mario finally stop and rolls on the ground. The fire goes out and Mario lay there on the ground. As DK goes to see if Mario is moving or not Mario jumps and he propels DK to the sky with his last ounce of strength. Both of the fighters lay on the ground not moving a muscle.
 
Luigi: Wow. This is some match. Any one of these guys can win this thing. Oh man. This is going down to the wire.
 
Yoshi: Let’s just hope they can both get up.
 
Luigi: Don’t joke.
 
Yoshi: I wasn’t joking. Just saying something.
 
Diddy: Come on DK!
 
Both fighters lay on the ground not moving.
 
Yoshi: Boy this is getting down to the wire. We have to leave here with a winner and I hope he comes up soon.
 
Both fighters start to move. They get up at the same time and DK pulls out his gun.
 
DK: Time for homing ammo!
 
Luigi: He had another one?
 
Diddy: WOOHOO!!!
 
Yoshi and Luigi: Quiet!
 
DK starts shooting and Mario starts running around trying to avoid the coconut ammo. He’s hit but withstands it somewhat.
 
DK: Out of ammo. I guess I’ll have to get a bit dirty.
 
DK calls Diddy down and asks for his guitar. DK takes the guitar and hits the wounded over the head with it. The crowd gasps in shock.
 
Luigi: Yes, that is one of the possible outcomes of this match using our computer simulator.
 
Yoshi: That wasn’t funny.
 
Luigi: Do I detect a note of sarcasm?
 
Yoshi: Let’s get back to the match.
 
DK piccks up wounded Mario and throws him to the other side of the field. DK keeps repeating until Mario has become lifeless.
 
Luigi: DK keeps throwing Mario over and over and over.
 
The crowd roars as DK raises his hands in victory.
 
Yoshi: Looks like DK won.
 
Luigi: Yup. Hey where’s Diddy?
 
Yoshi: Does it matter?
 
Luigi: Probably not. Let’s go help Mario.
 
Yoshi: No match next week but stay tuned for Megaman vs. Protoman in 2 weeks.
 
Just then Diddy goes up to the microphone.
 
Diddy: Well, it looks like DK won. That’s just great.
 
Everything starts fading to black.
 
Diddy: NO! NO! What’s happening?
 
After the match ends the burning questions remain. When will Mario be able to battle again? Who will win the next Deathmatch? And can the stadium be rebuilt in time?
 
This summary was written by: Green Yoshi