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Mario In the Red corner, Mario, Star in countless games and more successful than any other video game hero. Surely he will win, or maybe not... Maybe the fame has got to his head, and that he now is too fat to take on his much slimmer and faster brother Luigi...? |
Luigi
Mario In the Green Corner, Luigi, Neglected brother of his much more famous older brother. maybe Luigi is a better card this time? Surely he must have thought out many ways to get rid of his brother before, and this seems to be the perfect oportunity... |
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Deathmatch summary At the stadium..... -Jim: Yoooosh! Is everyone ready for this grand battle?! -Crowd: Muh..... -Jim:
A-herm....yes. Well, now it's time to bring you the second
NintendoLand deathmatch! I am the gorgeous Jim, your handsome, -Benny: And what does that make me...? -Jim:
Nobody cares about you. Push off. Anyway, as I was saying,
I'm your super-hot, muscular and adorable host, and you can -Crowd: Put a lid on it and give us the fight already!! -Jim: Doh! They ruined my élan! -Benny: Being a host for this crummy thing has really gotten to your head, hasn't it? -Jim:
And rightly so! Because this will not just be any battle;
it will be a fight to the death between the two greatest
gaming stars that -Benny: *100% monotone* Oooh, we're so excited....It's bound to be boring, everyone can tell Mario will win hands down. -Jim: *under his breath* Yes, you know that, and I know that, but we've got to make it -seem- exciting at the very least. -Benny:
Big deal. Everyone knows that Mario has always been number
one, because he -is- simply the best! It's Luigi's tragic
destiny to -Jim:
Oh, stop ruining it. Luigi has always been in the background,
and so, we don't know what the true extent of his abilities
are. -Benny:
Well, that's a point. Okay, que contestants. Our first fighter
is the one and only; the living incarnation of what videogames
are all Crowd goes estatic, as a spotlight beam appears on the arena floor, in which Mario's silhouette becomes visible. -Mario: It's-a mee, Mario! -Benny: Must he -always- say that? -Jim: And now, our second fighter! The one who'se popularity has recently soared to unexpected heights because of what he has -not- done! The epitome of surprise cult: Super Luigi! A second spotlight appears, and Luigi's silhouette materialises itself. -Luigi: Hmm....Hu hu ha ha ha ha, this is the moment I've been waiting for... A silence falls over the crowd.... -Luigi: Mario! I'm through with the unjust treatment I've recieved so far! It is now time to pay the piper! -Mario:
You sound strange, Luigi. It must be all those freaky fanfics
that involve you going potty and trying to kill me that have
gotten -Benny: And now that we've had our time out for stupid intro monologues let's get stuck in! -Jim: Game start! -Luigi:
About time! Mario! Do you know the true reason why Nintendo
always keeps me in the background? The true reason why -Mario: Because you're rubbish? -Luigi:
Mu ha ha ha...Far from it. The reason why they don't dare
to use me is because of my true power. When I unleash my
full -Mario: That's bluff. You've been reading too many martial arts manga! Bring it on if you think you're that good! -Jim: I think things are getting a little bit out of hand.... -Benny: Nah, it's just bluff, obviously....I hope... -Luigi: Ready or not, here comes my true power! The taboo technique of mortifying destructiveness! -Mario: Aw, come on Luigi, you don't really mean that, do you? -Luigi: Oh yes I do! Behold and shudder in front of my Armaggeddon Punch!! -Mario: Oops..... With
those words, Luigi brings his fist crashing onto the ground
before him, and immediately, the entire stadium is blown
to pieces by -Jim: Now he's done it. Did he have to kill the entire crowd as well? -Benny: He sure went over the top with such a technique. Well, in any case, using his secret super powers, Luigi has killed Mario, but... -Jim:...he has also killed himself with the explosion. Oh my, what a display of extreme stupidity! -Benny: So, does this mean we get to keep the prize money for ourselves? -Jim: Yup. Let's go to Hawaii and book a room in a deluxe hotel. -Benny: Mmmh, is that with a double bed? -Jim: *shudders* Wh....why do you want to know? -Benny: We should hurry if we want to catch a flight to Hawaii. Let's go already! -Mario & Luigi: You're not going anywhere! -Benny: Ma...Mario and Luigi?! -Jim: Eek! Zombies! -Luigi: Zombies? Hah! Did you really think we would kill each other? Did you -really-? -Benny: Uhm...we were sort of hoping you would.... -Mario: Well, fat chance! Luigi and I are brothers till the end! No force in the world could pit us against each other! -Luigi: Except you do get on my nerves quite a lot, Mario. -Mario: There's no pleasing you, is there? -Luigi: Oh, I'm quite content, actually, seeing as how I got more votes than you did. -Mario: Say what?! That's bound to be a rip-off! I demand to see that vote count! -Jim: Well, you would if you hadn't just destroyed the whole stadium. -Luigi: Just take it from me, Mario, everyone has finally realised how gorgeous and dashing I really am. -Mario: No, no, that simply can't be! It's tricked, it has to be! -Luigi:
You're a sore loser, Mario. And instead of being so damn
picky, we should make sure that those two host-like persons
don't -Benny: Oh, rats, he noticed that we were trying to sneak away. -Jim: So, we're really doomed now.... -Mario: You bet you are! Trying to disrupt the bond between two brothers, what a dishonorable thing to do! -Luigi: Even if I get more votes than Mario, I'll still stick up for my brother! And for what you have done... -Mario & Luigi: We'll punsih you! -Benny & Jim: Have mercy, pleeeease! Aieeee! The
rest of this broadcast has been censored out due to excessive
violence and embarrasing debility. This wraps up our second "Don't mess with tradition -too- much." Thank
you and goodnight. |
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