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NintendoLand
Deathmatch summary #1
Charizard VS. Bowser
The
Nintendoland Deathmatch Stadium. A historical place, in which Nintendo's
finest have risen...to duke it out. The finest battlers to ever
grace Nintendo have met here in explosive fight, and, according
to the cheering crowds that were crammed into the stand, tonight
was going to be great. People from all over were gathered here,
having paid to see a fantastic battle. The jubilant masses exploded
into deafening cheers as four figures walked into the announcer's
box. The group consisted of Mario, Luigi, Ash Ketchum, and an intelligent
boy of 13, wearing a tuxedo and very thick glasses. Mario grinned
as he grabbed the microphone in front of him, and the other grabbed
theirs.
Mario: It's-a me! Mario!
Luigi: I'm-a Luigi, Number One!
They allowed the cheers to quiet down before continuing.
Mario: Tonight, we-a have a great match for-a you, but first, we'd
a-like to introduce our special guest announcers!
Luigi: Feel-a free to introduce yourselves, boys!
The boy in the tuxedo, sensing that it was his turn, adjusted his
glasses and took his mike.
Jeff: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I'm Jeff Andonuts, and-
Ash: I'm Ash Ketchum, the world's greatest pokémon master!
Jeff scowled at Ash, agitated at the rude interruption, but said
nothing. Ash, totally oblivious, grinned as hundreds of children
screamed at the top of their tiny lungs at the sight of their role
model. Mario and Luigi rolled their eyes at the idea that this imbecile
was quite possibly more well-known then they before taking their
microphones.
Mario: Now, if you'll-a please calm down-
His voice was totally and utterly drowned out by the screaming.
As the screaming reached a new pitch, the ground quaked and so did
the announcer box. Luigi couldn't even make himself heard by the
others in the announcer's box. Jeff grimaced, and gripped his microphone
with his left hand so hard that his knuckles turned white, while
bringing his right fore and middle fingers up to his lips. Mario
and Luigi, realizing what was about to happen, covered their ears.
Good thing, too. When Jeff blew, he whistled shrilly. This wouldn't
have been so bad on its own, but blowing into the microphone amplified
the sound by almost a hundred-fold. The screeching sound was so
horrible that the screaming Ash-fans were quiet, and Jeff's glasses
cracked. He stopped whistling, having successfully deafened half
the crowd. He motioned to Mario and Luigi for them to take their
mikes as they uncovered their ears, quite amazed. Mario took his
mike, and grinned at Ash, who had been knocked dizzy by the whistle.
Mario: Thank-a you. Now, it's-a time to introduce the battlers for
this-a match. Our first contestant is one of the most well-a known
and feared of all videogame characters! Let's-a hear a round of
applause for Player One-a, Mewtwo!
All of the pokéfans who had cheered for Ash practically exploded
as Mewtwo lowered himself into the ring, surrounded in an orb of
blue psychic energy. His feline body was a mixture of white and
a deep purple, and his psychic energies were so massive that even
those not accustomed to feeling them could sense the power. His
eyes glowed blue, he silenced his screaming fans with a wave of
his hand, and his thoughts echoed throughout the stadium.
Mewtwo: Bring my challenger, so that I may finish this. I'm on a
tight schedule.
Luigi shrugged, figuring that this "schedule" consisted
mainly of finding a good moveset for Gold and Silver, and took his
microphone.
Luigi: Alrighty! The next contestant comes all of the way-a from
Onett, a town in-a Eagleland! Say-a hello to Ness!
There was an explosion of applause from the older Nintendo fans...But,
it quickly died away as nobody entered the ring. Ash, Mario, Luigi,
and all of the younger fans looked around, but the older fans and
Jeff sat back and waited. Mewtwo was about to ask where the devil
his opponent was, but was cut off as a comet smashed into the ring,
knocking Mewtwo over and blowing up part of the ring. Jeff laughed
at the expense of Mewtwo and his fans as Ness got to his feet, shaking
the ashes off of his body. Ness was roughly five foot six inches,
wearing a red baseball cap. His shirt was yellow with blue horizontal
stripes, and he wore purple pants. His eyes were as black as coals,
and one couldn't feel his psychic power radiating off of him as
one could Mewtwo's. This turned off several pokémon fans
to him, as well as Mewtwo. As he stood up, Mewtwo leapt to his feet,
Ness facing away from him. Ness bowed to his fans, but never said
a word, which perplexed Ash to a certain extent.
Ash: Why doesn't he say anything?
Jeff: Ness doesn't derive pleasure from oral communication.
Ash:....huh?
Jeff: He doesn't like to talk, and doesn't need to. His actions
speak loudly enough.
Ash: ....I knew that. Even so, I think Mewtwo is going to beat the
crap out of him.
Jeff: Is that so? My money's on Ness, by a long shot.
Ash: Oh, yeah? I'll bet you twenty bucks that Mewtwo wins.
Jeff grins at this, and turns to Ash, who was also smiling smugly.
Jeff: You, sir, have just made a losing bet.
He turned back to the his mike, and grabbed it, his grin growing
ever wider.
Jeff: Let's get this match started!
With that, a clay pigeon was fired into the air, and was shot with
a Fire Arrow, causing it to burst into flames. Ness quickly drew
the Legendary Bat, which glowed with psychic power, and he charged,
bringing it around for a swing, only to be stopped. His eyes darted
around for a few seconds after he found that he could not move,
and he saw that Mewtwo had one hand raised, his eyes glowing blue
with malevolence.
Mewtwo: No one has been able to escape this before...
Ness' eyes flashed, and the blue field of psychic energy that surrounded
him turned red. Mewtwo's hand shook for several seconds before he
lost control, clutched his head and fell to his knees, screeching
in agony, feeling like his mind was being ripped from his head as
Ness got to his feet, twirling his bat between his fingers. Mewtwo,
clearing his head of the pain, looked up just in time to see wood
about to connect with his face. Bone crunched under the impact as
Ness connected, and Mewtwo was sent careening across the arena before
leaping to his feet. Mewtwo cried out in anger before he flew high
into the air, and held his hands in front of him, his eyes blazing
blue. Ness narrowed his eyes for a moment, trying to predict what
was about to happen...and had no luck. Mewtwo seemed to almost grin
as he released a beam of icy energy, which pulsated with radiant
energy and freezing anything it touched. Ness was hit with the Ice
Beam, and was blasted backwards, Mewtwo always keeping it aimed
at him with pinpoint accuracy. After several seconds, Mewtwo brought
down his hands, and grinned. Ness was frozen solid, a look of shock
and anger on his face.
Mewtwo: Too easy....this match is over...
Not even close. Unlike in pokémon, Earthbound ice melted
after a few seconds, as was proved when Ness shattered the ice,
scattering the shards like glass. He rose to his feet, injured and
cold, but far from being defeated. Anger flashed in his eyes, blazing
like flames, and he raised his right hand using telekinesis to slam
Mewtwo into the ground, multiple times. Mewtwo got to his feet again,
groggy, and hurled the angry Ness away with a flick of his wrist.
In a flash, both were on their feet, and Mewtwo was preparing another
attack. Mewtwo cupped his hands behind his back, and a crack of
lightning announced his attack. He brought his hands forward, unleashing
a massive burst of electricity that shot through the air with a
crack of thunder. To his surprise, Ness was smiling, and Mewtwo
wondered why, but it wouldn't be such a mystery for long. Just before
the Thunderbolt struck, Mewtwo noticed a small badge pinned to the
boy's shirt. When the attack struck, it rebounded, and hit Mewtwo,
who screamed in agony as he was blasted backwards.
Ash: What the heck was that?!
Jeff: That was the Franklin Badge, which reflects any electric attack.
It came in quite handy against Thunder and Storm....
Mewtwo groaned as he got to his feet, feeling like he had just been
hit by a bomb. He was running out of options, and quickly. Electric
attacks were out entirely, meaning no Thunderwave, and Ness was
charging, bringing around the Legendary Bat for a strike. Mewtwo
raises his hands, his eyes glow blue, and he uses Barrier, a technique
that raised his physical defense to obscene proportions. He grins
as the Legendary Bat strikes him across the face with little damage
whatsoever. Oh, it hurt, all right, but it wasn't anything he couldn't
weather. Ness, shocked into stillness by how easily Mewtwo shrugged
off the mighty blow, didn't move in time to avoid a Dynamic Punch.
An explosion of power rocked the arena as one of the most powerful
punches conceivable connected with his stomach, and he doubled over
before flying backwards, smashing into a rock that Mewtwo made jut
out of the ground with his psychic powers. The rock shattered under
the impact, and was reduced to dust in a matter of seconds.
Ash: The Dynamic Punch is inaccurate, but when it DOES hit...
Jeff: Shut your mouth and wait.
Ash quieted himself at the uncharacteristic outburst from Jeff,
and turned back to the battle. Ness was getting to his feet, with
some effort, and Mewtwo was charging again, pulling back his right
fist, which shined with golden and red energy. He had apparently
decided to stick to physical onslaughts; his psychic and elemental
attacks just weren't cutting it. Ness' eyes glowed blue and red
as Mewtwo drew nearer, and the boy's body was coated in a shimmering
light that nearly blinded the fans and announcers. Mewtwo paid no
heed and landed the punch. Then, his eyes went wide. Ness had taken
the powerful punch square to the face, and was smiling up at Mewtwo.
Mewtwo was genuinely horrified before Ness leapt into the air and
planted a foot on Mewtwo's chin, knocking the pokémon backwards
with just as much force as it had hit Ness with, making him feel
as if all of the bones in his body had just shattered. Mewtwo got
to his feet after skidding for some twenty yards, shaken and somewhat
frightened by that little turn of events. Ness got to his feet,
feeling like he was missing a few teeth, and both warriors looked
severely injured.
Mewtwo: How...how did you do that? How did you just jump up like
that?
Then, for the first time in the entire battle, Ness spoke.
Ness: That was the Shield Technique. Alpha, specifically. It halves
the damage I take from physical attacks, and allows me to pay them
back severely. Isn't that something?
Mewtwo stood for a moment, stunned into silence. He was in a LOT
of trouble, now, with his physical attack made nil. Ness drew a
bat; a different one, with strange red horizontal stripes wrapping
around the wood. This was his mightiest bat, the Gutsy Bat. He charged,
wrapping both hands around the handle, and brought it around in
a wide swing that connected nicely with Mewtwo's skull.
???: SMAAASH!
Ash: What the heck was that?!
Jeff: That was a "Smash" attack. It's the Earthbound equivalent
of a Critical Hit from pokémon, smashing through defense
enhancements and the like. The Gutsy Bat nearly always gets a Smash
attack, making it the most dangerous weapon in existence...
As was proven as Mewtwo's head snapped around a quick 90 degrees,
and he fell to his knees. Ness took a step back as Mewtwo fell forward,
out cold. Well, that hadn't been TOO hard...Ness took another step
back as Mewtwo's body was engulfed in flame, and his jaw dropped
as Mewtwo got to his feet, unhurt and in perfect condition. The
pokémon's eyes blazed like flame as he focused upon Ness
and the flames dispersed. Ash explained before anybody could ask.
Ash: The Sacred Ashes revive a pokémon entirely if they are
knocked out. Comes in handy.
Luigi: ...say! Why-a have you two been-a doing all the talking-a?
Jeff: Because you two have had nothing to say the entire time.
Mario: He makes a point-a...
Ness cried out in agony as Mewtwo raised his left hand and blasted
Ness with wave after wave of psychic force. Ness fell to his knees,
his screams becoming more piercing, because the boy's body was halfway
to not being able to take it, and he had to force himself to bring
up his right hand, two fingers extended to touch his forehead.
Ness: PSI Life-Up Gamma!
As Ness said this, Mewtwo was forced to withdraw his attack. Ness'
body was rippling with energy, and all of his injuries healed instantly,
right before the eyes of everyone. Ness charged, swung his Gutsy
Bat, and Mewtwo ducked under the swing, his right hand erupting
in a massive flame. Mewtwo grinned as he shoved the Fire Blast into
Ness' stomach, and savored the young man's screams as his upper
torso was covered in a second-degree burn. However, his feeling
of triumph was dashed as Ness backhanded him across the ring, skidding
across the ground because of the force of the blow. Mewtwo rose
up, roaring in anger, unhurt because of the Barrier protection,
his eyes blazing blue as his body was full to the brim with psychic
force. Ness, nursing his wound, got to his feet, and cried out his
defiance at Mewtwo. Mewtwo read Ness' thoughts before the boy even
processed them, and held up his right hand at the same time Ness
did.
Mewtwo: Safeguard!
Ness: PSI Flash Omega!
As soon as Mewtwo's protection was put up, it was shattered in a
flash of light, and Mewtwo rubbed his eyes, temporarily blinded.
It could have been much, much worse. That flash could have reduced
him to feeling strange, feeling sick, or even being out cold...and
this time, he didn't have the Sacred Ashes to save him. His psychic
powers reached out, sensing where Ness was...and he threw a Dynamic
Punch to block a swing from the Gutsy Bat. Energy shuddered as the
blow was deflected, and Mewtwo felt his stomach turn. Ness was going
nuts with the bat, swinging in every direction so furiously that
Mewtwo had to strain every muscle in his body to block the attacks.
Ness was tired of this pest jumping up every single blasted time
he got hit. Mewtwo's punches and psychic bursts deflected the Gutsy
Bat's attacks, and vice-versa. For a moment, the psychic energies
being exerted in powering these physical blows were so massive that
a whirlwind was created, destroying the ring and throwing the spectators
around like rag dolls. Finally, Mewtwo slipped. His mind was enflamed
with horror as he realized what was about to happen, and he braced
himself. With a tremendous SMASH, the Gutsy Bat connected with Mewtwo's
head, shattering the Barrier protection and sending him skidding
across the rubble. Mewtwo got to his feet, and raised his hands
into the air, a blue aura of psychic energy engulfing his entire
body. Ness, tired by the physical exertion, merely watched as Mewtwo
blew a hole in the roof of the building. This time, it was Mario
that asked the question, not Jeff.
Mario: What's-a he doing?
Ash: He's absorbing solar energy...
Indeed. Mewtwo hovered into the air, and gathered golden energy
into his body. Particles of light were gathered into him, causing
his body to shine with a brilliant light that nearly blinded the
Earthbound fans; the pokéfans had the foresight to put on
sunglasses. Ness read what was happening with his mind, but kneeled,
gathering his energies instead of attacking outright. He put away
his Gutsy Bat with a swish of air, and seemed to almost grin...
Mario: What is he-a gathering solar energy-a for?
Ash: You'll see in just a second...
Mewtwo brought his hand forward, and fired off a beam of hyper-powerful
Solar Energy. Ness didn't even cry out as he was mowed over by the
attack, blasted into the far wall of the stadium, which broke into
rubble and buried the boy underneath. Mewtwo grinned, his malicious
air crossing his face in the form of a wicked smile. However, it
melted from his face almost instantly as Ness blasted his way out
of the rubble with a psychic burst that nearly tore up the very
landscape. The young warrior was still kicking, and apparently very
angry. Both of them used their trademark healing moves at the same
time. Mewtwo used Recover, and Ness brought his fingers up to his
forehead.
Ness: PSI Life-Up Beta.
Both of them were back at full power again. This was going to take
a while, apparently. Ness cracked his knuckles, and began to advance,
as did Mewtwo. For a moment, all was quiet. Then, somebody played
the theme from "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly." This
would have fit the situation if they had been cowboys, but they
weren't, so it ended up being kind of humorous. Neither of them
had any psychic energies gathered, nor did they have any weapons.
As they faced each other, Mewtwo standing about a foot taller, it
became apparent that they were about to brawl. Ness drew back, and
through a right cross that was parried and countered by a swipe
from Mewtwo's tail. One had to try very hard to see them as two
of the greatest warriors in Nintendoland grappled like two kindergartners,
Ness eventually winning out and slamming Mewtwo onto the ground.
Mewtwo was on his back, Ness sitting on his chest and landing twenty
or thirty punches that successfully broke most of the bones in Mewtwo's
face. Mewtwo roared in anger and brought up his tail, which wrapped
around Ness' neck. Ness' eyes went wide as the tail swung, slamming
him into the ground with such force that it created a small crater
in the shape of the young hero's body. Mewtwo got to his feet, using
his tail to raise Ness up to being right in front of the vicious
pokémon.
Mewtwo: Now, you're going to pay.
He pulled back his fist again, and it erupted in white light. Ness
opened his eyes very weakly, but they go wide when he sees another
Dynamic Punch coming. Mewtwo laughs as he punches Ness in the gut,
and the boy's eyes nearly bulge out of his head as Mewtwo drops
him before kicking him in the head. Mewtwo, after realizing that
the Shield technique had been shattered, continues to kick Ness,
and Ash jabs Jeff in the ribs with his elbow.
Ash: Ready to pay up yet?
Jeff rubbed his ribs, and growled.
Jeff: It's not over until it's over, Ash.
Ash: Come on! You KNOW Mewtwo's gonna win! Save yourself the humiliation
and pay me!
That did it. Jeff lost his patience entirely. Jeff was supposed
to be one of the most patient members of the Earthbound group, but
that did it. He got to his feet, lifted Ash by the collar, and punched
him across the jaw so hard that he was knocked out in a single blow.
Jeff set Ash back in his seat, and took his own, grumbling about
smart-mouthed kids and upstart pokémon. Mario and Luigi shrug,
and turn back to the battle. Ness' hand reaches out, and wraps around
Mewtwo's ankle. Mewtwo throws back his head and screeches in agony
as Ness gives a sharp twist, breaking the mighty pokémon's
ankle in less than a second. Mewtwo falls to his knees, and Ness
leaps up, wrapping his forearm around Mewtwo's neck. Mewtwo tries
to scream, but is choked down as the powerful arms constrict on
his throat. Ness' eyes blaze with anger, and Mewtwo's eyes begin
to bulge as the blood flow was cut off from his brain.
Mario: This could-a be it, folks-a!
No such luck. Mewtwo elbowed Ness in the gut some eight different
times, continuing with an explosion of psychic energy with each
blow. Finally, after a good dozen blows, Ness lets go, and takes
several steps backwards. His eyes were wide, and he was gasping
for breath, while Mewtwo was trying to regain his balance. Mewtwo
got to his feet, shaking pain from his head, and Ness took several
more steps back before standing straight again. Their eyes narrowed,
and a mutual knowledge was exchanged. They were going to have go
for their "trump cards," their most powerful attacks.
Fields of psychic energy, blue for Mewtwo and red and blue for Ness,
leapt up around the two warriors, and they began to focus their
energies.
Jeff: Cripes! I know this attack anywhere! Mewtwo's about to use
Psychic and Ness is about to use PSI Rockin'!
Luigi: What does that-a mean?
Jeff: HIT THE DECK!
That they did. Mario and Luigi hit the floor after Jeff did, and
a good thing, too. Mewtwo cupped his hands behind his back and Ness
narrowed his eyes, concentrating all of his remaining psychic power
for on last assault. The crowd fell silent as the psychic fields
exploded, and the two warriors stood, power radiating off of them
like heat from a star.
Mewtwo: Let's see how you like a PSYCHIC!
Ness: PSI Rockin' Omega!
The air around Mewtwo was ionized from him bringing his hands forward
so quickly, and a massive wave of psychic energy was unleashed,
destroying everything around him. Ness roared his defiance as his
mind exploded with power, and a wave of psychic power, blue and
red, flows forward. When the two waves hit, power explodes, radiating
the entire stadium in a brilliant light. The energy intensifies,
and both warriors scream in frustration at their inability to overpower
the opponent. Ness' anger erupts, and in a sudden burst of energy,
the PSI Rockin' overpowers Psychic. Mewtwo's eyes widen in shock
as his attack is being pushed back at him, and he pours all of the
power he can into pushing it back...to no avail. When it is only
three inches away from him, he screams, and then PSI Rockin' envelopes
him, blasting him into a wall before it was absorbed into his body.
He continues to screech as red and blue light shines out of his
eyes, and then, it was over. His head hung to the side, smoke pouring
out of his mouth like he had been set on fire from the inside, and
Ness collapsed. As Mario and Luigi looked over their seats at Mewtwo
and Ness, they see Ness slowly get to his feet, and Jeff takes his
mike with his right hand while waking Ash up with the other.
Jeff: That's it, ladies and gentlemen! Ness has defeated Mewtwo
in an astonishing victory!
Mario: Let's-a hear it for-a NESS!
The fans explode into cheers as a little ninja boy in a white gi
runs out onto the battlefield, carrying a pendant. Jeff turns back
to Ash, who is now wide awake and shocked by this turn of events.
Jeff: Now, how about those twenty dollars?
Ash: All right, all right...here...
Ash quickly gave Jeff twenty dollars, then turned to watch the little
ninja boy, named Poo, lifting Ness to his feet, and slipping the
pendant around the younger man's neck.
Poo: You earned this one, Ness. Wear it with pride, old friend...
Ness grinned, and used PSI Life-Up Gamma one last time. He got up,
and waved to all of his cheering fans, an earnest smile crossing
his features. Then, he heard a beeping noise, and looked at his
wristwatch.
Ness: Whoops! Gotta go. It's dinner time, and we're having steak
tonight!
Poo took several steps back as Ness waved at his fans one final
time and his body was engulfed in psychic energy. Poo leaped back
entirely as Ness began to run around in circles that slowly got
bigger and bigger...and then, he disappeared into a flash of light.
Mario, Luigi, and Ash were dumbstruck.
Jeff: That was the PSI Teleport. I imagine that he just went home.
Mario: Just as-a well. That was a great match, wasn't it, ladies
and gentlemen?
A resounding shout of "YES!" made Mario grin as Mewtwo
got to his feet, and trudged out of the ring, crestfallen and defeated.
Jeff went off to find the Skyrunner, and Poo walked out of the ring
after Mewtwo, still grinning at Ness' victory. Luigi once again
took his mike, and addressed the crowd for the last time for the
night.
Luigi: Well, ladies and-a gentlemen, after an intense battle, Ness
has-a emerged victorious over Mewtwo, and, for a time, shall be
known as the greatest psychic! Good night, everybody!
This summary was written by Wyborn@aol.com.
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