NintendoLand Deathmatch summary
Elecman VS. Pikachu

It's a busy day at the Nintendoland Deathmatch Arena. Half of the arena are chanting a certain little electric mouse's name, while the other half-mainly robots-are cheering for a certain electric machine. However, the current annoucers-Mario and Luigi-are nowhere to be seen. Instead,at the table are two robots-Snake Man and Toad Man.
 
Snake Man:Welcome, welcome, welcome! We're the temporary annoucers for this very special deathmatch! The plumbers will be back with the next fight. Anyway, let's get this started!
 
Toad Man:Do do do...
 
Snake Man:TOAD!
 
Toad Man:Huh! Whuh?
 
Snake Man:Pay attention!!! Oy. Excuse me folks, enough with the delays! Let us introduce the fighters! In the Black corner, DL #08, the most stealthy and electric Robot Master in Mega Man 1, ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for ELEC MAN!!!
 
*The robots cheer and the poké fans boo as a black beam drops into the arena. Elec Man materializes and does a taunt.*
 
Snake Man:And, in the yellow corner, the yellow mouse of electricity, the flagship pokémon and the cutest electrical engineer in the world, give it up for Freakach-I mean, Pikachu!!!
 
*A pokéball drops into the arena and opens up. A bright flash later, and Pikachu is standing in the arena.*
 
Toad Man:Now, we all know Pikachu will win...
 
Snake Man:WHAT?!!! Toad, you gotta be kidding us! That rat won't stand a chance!
 
Toad Man:Nope. Pikachu's more popular. Popularity overcomes skill.
 
Snake Man:When this match is over, I'm getting Wily to have your head re-examined.
 
Toad Man:Sounds like fun!
 
Snake Man:OY...
 
Elec Man:Excuse me, dimbulbs! I'm waiting to roast this rat here, but we can't start till you tell us to!
 
Pikachu:Pika! Pika pi pi kachu chu!
 
Snake Man:Oh yeah! People, LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!
 
*Pikachu starts the fight off by starting up with Agility, and starts running around the ring.*
 
Elec Man:Hey, stop that! You're making me dizzy!!!! NOT!
 
Toad Man:Haha! Go Pikachu!
 
Elec Man:When this match is over, I'm gonna kill you, Toad!!! RAGH!
 
*At this time, Pikachu has headbutted Elec Man in the stomach. While this doesn't really hurt Elec Man, it does throws him off-balance. Pikachu's cheeks light up!*
 
Snake Man:Pikachu is attempting to use a Thunderbolt! Yet, Elec Man doesn't seem worried by this!!! Comments, Toad Man?
 
Toad Man:HAHA! Go Pikachu! Turn Elec into scrap metal!!!...you say something, Snake?
 
Snake Man:Nevermind.*sigh*Anyway, back to this! Pikachu is shooting off his Thunder Bolt!!! Elec Man is just standing there, smirking! He must have one heck of a plan!
 
Elec Man:Hehe-come to papa!
 
*Then, the incredible happens-the Thunder Bolt hits Elec Man in the chest, but it bounces off of him and back at Pikachu! The electric pokémon goes spiralling off the ring into a wall!!!*
 
Snake Man:WHOA! That was incredible!
 
Toad Man:Aw, c'mon! Pikachu CAN'T be losing!!
 
Snake Man:He isn't, Toad. In fact, if you had been PAYING ATTENTION, you would have noticed that Pikachu had been using his tail as a ground when the Elec Beam hit him! While that still must have hurt like heck, Pikachu's quick thinking reduced the damage he took!
 
Toad Man:WOO-HOO! Go, you little mouse! Go!

Snake Man:Get psychiatrist help, Toad. Anyway, back to the fight. Pikachu is back in the ring. Both figthers are now circling the ring, staring at eachother, not knowing what to do next....wait, Elec Man looks like he's up to something! WOW! THAT WAS AMAZING!!!

Toad Man:What? What I miss?
 
Snake Man:Well, Toad, if you'd take your eyes off that Neo Geo Pocket Colour for a second and WATCH THE FIGHT, you would have saw that Elec Man just jumped incredibly fast at Pikachu and sucker punched Pikachu into a turnbuckle! Pikachu is dazed!
 
Elec Man:Hehe, you're days of fighting in deathmatches are over, you annoying little vermin!
 
Pikachu:...........PIKA!!
 
Elec Man:WHAT THE--hey, get off!!!!
 
Snake Man: WHOA! Amazing! Pikachu has just sprung back into consciunes and has firmly holding onto Elec Man's leg! Pikachu is trying to bite his way into the inner workings of Elec Man! Comments, Toad?
 
Toad Man: Pikachu, Pikachu, he's our man! If he can't do it, no one can! GO-O-O PIKACHU!!!!
 
Snake Man:......Toad, seriously, get help!
 
Toad Man:I don't need professional help! I'm perfectly fine!
 
Snake Man:If you act perfectly fine, then why are you dressed like a cheerleader?!
 
Toad Man:Because...um.....well....where as I?....kinda lost my train of thought.....
 
Snake Man:Nevermind!*groan*Anyway, back to the fight! Pikachu is trying to bite into Elec Man's leg...
 
Toad Man:GO PIKACHU!!!
 
Snake Man:....but with little success!
 
Toad Man:Dang.

Snake Man:What kind of an annoucer are you, Toad?! Pikachu's off Elec Man's leg. The two are once again circling eachother. Pikachu just tried a thundershock, but Elec Man dodges out of the way, and it hits a turnbuckle, effectivley roasting it!

Toad Man: Yes, indeed, Snake. You can really get the feeling of how powerful these two are when one of their missed attacks ruin a part of the ring.

Snake Man:About time you did your job.....Yes, Toad, you really can. Wait-Elec Man looks like he's up to something-oh man,this is going to be the best-

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Snake Man:INCREDIBLE! THAT WAS THE MOST AMAZING THING I'VE EVER SEEN! Pikachu's not recovering from THAT anytime soon!
 
Toad Man:Lucky shot.
 
Snake Man:Ah, shut up.
 
Toad Man: No, you shut up!
 
Snake Man:You.
 
Toad Man:You.
 
Both:YOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOU YOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOU--
 
Elec Man:AHEM?
 
Pikachu:PIKA!
 
Snake Man:AA! Err, um, well, anyway, back to the fight-oh, what is it now, Toad?
 
Toad Man:I wanna do the annoucing!
 
Snake Man:You have GOT to be kidding me.
 
Toad Man:C'mon! You always get to be annoucer! I wanna be annoucer! WAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
 
Snake Man: For Pete's sake, Toad, go ahead and be annoucer! SHEESH!
 
Toad Man:Thanks! Ok...um...well....Pikachu is back...erm..what's the word-up! Yeah, he's up, and he and-who was the other guy-ELEC MAN! He can Elec Man are spinning-no, circling! No, pacing! No-
 
Snake Man:Toad, can you please speed it up? We don't have all day...
 
Toad Man:Speed it up, eh?*deep breath*PikachuandElecManarecirclingeachother whensuddenlyPikachujumpsatElecManand MegaPuncheshimintheface-
 
Snake Man:TOAD!!!!!
 
Toad Man:What? What? You said faster!
 
Snake Man:Allow me to translate Toad's ramblings:Pikachu and Elec Man are circling eachother when suddenly Pikachu jumps at Elec Man and Mega Punches him in the face!
 
Toad Man:Do I still get to be head annoucer?
 
Snake Man:NO.
 
Toad Man:Ah, c'mon! Just one more chance--
 
Snake Man:Pikachu is now trying to stratch Elec Man! This is obviously having zero effect on Elec! Wait a sec--uh, Toad? Can Pikachu learn Cut?
 
Toad Man:I think so. Why?
 
Snake Man:Hoo boy...Toad, while I hate to say it, the rat stands a chance if he knows Cut!
 
Pikachu:Pika pi chu chu kachu pika pi chu!(Hey, Snake! Thanks for the idea!)
 
Snake Man:D'OH!
 
*Pikachu gets into a fighting stance, has Elec Man is firing off Elec Beams. However, Pikachu kicks in speed, and barely evades the Elec Beams! Pikachu rears back and preforms Cut on Elec Man's legs! This time, the pokémon succeeded-Elec Man instantly feel into pain!*
 
Elec Man:MY LEGS!!! YOU (BLEEP)!! YOU CUT OFF MY LEGS!
 
Snake Man:Oooch...uh, ladies and gentlemen, due to the fact that Elec Man is now mobile, I now declare Pikachu the winner!
 
Toad Man:YAHOO! Told ya, told ya, told ya! Heeheehee!
 
Snake Man:Toad.....shut....up...or...I'll....blast....Search Snakes...into...your....face!
 
Toad Man:...O....K!
 
Snake Man:Now, if Pikachu will please come over to the stand to get his medal...
 
Pikachu:Pika!*hurries over.Toad Man puts a medal-NINTENDOLAND DEATHMATCH WINNER-over Pikachu's head. Everything seems good, until--*
 
Pikachu:PIKAAAAAAAA!!!!*gets shocked and falls over. We see that Elec Man, fallen over on his stomach, has one of his hands out, so he must have fired off an Elec Beam.*
 
Elec Man:I don't care if the rat wins....I told you I'd get the last laugh! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
Pikachu:Chu...*gets called back, and his trainer takes the medal with him.*
 
Snake Man:Well, thank you all for attending the fight, and tune in for the next match! Mario and Luigi will be back! Goodnight, everybody!
 
Elec Man:When I get repaired.....you two are SO dead!
 
Snake Man & Toad Man:*gulp*

 
This summary was written by: Sean King