NintendoLand Deathmatch summary #1/4
Princess Zelda VS. Princess Ruto

The pyrotechnics fired explosives into the air, as a representation of the power that explodes in the Deathmatch ring when the world's favorite Nintendo stars duke it out. They are almost overcome by the hundreds of screaming fans there to see their favorite Nintendo stars duke it out! An appropriate introduction to the match that would take place that night.
 
"Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the sold out Deathmatch Arena, right here, in Nintendoland!" yelled Luigi over the sound system. As the crowd quieted down, Luigi continued with his commentary. Luigi: "The capacity crowd here is overpowering, as the Deathmatch Center is packed to the brim with fans eager to see tonight's match! And what a match up this will be, when Ruto, the Princess of the Zoras and Zelda, the Princess of Hyrule, take each other on in this royally deadly match! Joining us tonight, as a guest commentator, is Link the...first?" Luigi asks as he turns to Link.
 
Link: "First? What do you mean first, Luigi? Don't you mean the ONLY?"
 
Luigi: "Yes of course, the one and only Link!" The crowd cheers for the Hero of Time.
 
Link: "Thank you Luigi."
 
Luigi: "Now then, Link, I must ask you what your thoughts are on this deathmatch."
 
Link: "Well, it is hard to say Luigi. I have seen neither Ruto, nor Zelda actually fight. I have only heard that in a future that I cut out of existence, in Ocarina of Time, that Zelda saved Ruto from either being frozen in ice or from under the ice."
 
Luigi: "Ah yes, when Zora's Domain was frozen. But, wasn't it ice that could never melt?"
 
Link: "That is what Sheik said, uh, I mean Zelda. So I guess Zelda saved Ruto from being frozen."
 
Luigi: "Maybe, perhaps our second guest commentator could clear that up for us later. But for now, lets get your input first Link. Who do you feel will win?" Link: "Well, since Zelda is the Sage of Sages, and
 
Ruto is only a Sage of Water, I will say Zelda will have more power than Ruto. But, Ruto might get a few licks in."
 
Luigi: "Yes, I can agree with that, but I will be rooting for Ruto. She may be agile, like the form that you took on wearing the Zora Mask. You were able to lift her over your head when you were ten years old, it doesn't look like she has gained extra weight, so she may be able to jump higher and move faster. Also, she is a swimmer. So she defiantly has the strength." Link: "Yes, that would be true. Also the fact that Zelda's Sheikah form does not currently have any attacks besides blinding someone momentarily. If Super Smash Bros. Melee was coming out soon, Sheik would definitely out class Ruto in terms of physical attacks. But since her attacks may change from now to then, it is not a definite that she can use those attacks."
 
Luigi: "Words of wisdom from an expert fighter. Because remember, by Deathmatch rules, a person can not use an attack that does not exist." Link: "Right, but that may actually work against Ruto. Ocarina of Time is the only game Ruto has been in, and in that game she showed no real abilities to defend herself. I will put my Rupees on Zelda" Luigi: "Yes, but remember, the rules don't confine a person to few attacks. All characters can punch, kick, and perform physical attacks just as they could in real life...so to speak.
 
Now, I would like to introduce our second guest commentator. Sitting in for Mario, please welcome the King of Evil, Ganondorf!!!" The crowd was ecstatic!!! Ganondorf: "Thank you for having me here, and thanks to Mario for asking me to fill in his spot tonight." Meanwhile, in the Void of the Evil Realm:
 
Mario: "CURSE-a YOU...ZELDA! CURSE-a YOU...SAGES! CURSE-a YOU GANONDORF!
 
At the Arena:
 
Luigi: "Well, it was pretty weird of Mario to call off with so late of notice. But that is the way it goes sometimes. Welcome Ganondorf, what are your thoughts on the match?"
 
Ganondorf: "Ruto will win hands down! Zelda can't defend herself, she needed Impa to take care of her through those seven years!"
 
Luigi: "Yes, that is right, Ganondorf lived that future as well as Link."
 
Ganondorf: "And what a future it was! I had Zelda, and guess how I found her. She avoids me for seven years, then shows herself in the first place I would look for her, in the Temple of Time! I captured her, but my plan was foiled because of that Master Sword! That is the ONLY reason I lost!"
 
Link: "Right, that is why you can only win a Deathmatch when you team up with me! You got beat by Mario, Majora, and Bowser!"
 
Ganondorf: "WHAT!?! They just got lucky! We wouldn't have won the Tag Team Deathmatch if I wasn't there!"
 
Luigi: "Guys! Guys! Lets concentrate on this match."
 
Link: "You're right Luigi. So Ganondorf, if Zelda was captured after seven years, then how is she weaker than Ruto whom you froze in ice?
 
Ganondorf: "What? Froze Ruto in ice? What are you talking about?"
 
Link: "Don't lie just so you can talk against Zelda."
 
Ganondorf: "So who's lying? I was..."
 
Ganondorf was cut off by loud trumpets.
 
Luigi: "OH! It is time to start! Hang on, I'll be back."
 
Luigi rushed up to the ring to announce the fighters. Link and Ganondorf kept arguing.
 
The fanfare stopped and the Zelda theme played over the sound system, followed by gold fireworks. Zelda walked out and down the ramp.
 
Luigi: "Making her way to the Deathmatch ring, hailing from Hyrule, Princess Zelda!!!"
 
Link: "And the capacity crowd is on it's feet to welcome the soon to be winner!"
 
As Zelda stepped into the ring, she picked a mic up from a sound technician.
 
Ganondorf: "Oh great, now we have to suffer though her speech! I'll be glad to see Ruto shut her up!"
 
Zelda: "I would like to say thank you to all of the people here that came to see me." The crowd cheers.
 
Ganondorf: "Booooooooooo!"
 
Link: "Stop it."
 
Zelda: "I have a message to all of my fellow female competitors. That message is that ever since the dawn of the Nintendo Entertainment System, I have been the dominant female!" Crowd cheers.
 
Zelda: "Thank you. People ask the question, ‘why is it called the Legend of Zelda if Link is the star?’. I tell them that it is because I am a legend! Crowd cheers louder.
 
Ganondorf: "Only in her own mind!"
 
Link: "Quiet."
 
Zelda: "I was the real goal to the smash hit game
 
Zelda 1. I was the princess you wanted to save, unlike that wannabe Peach!"
 
Crowd whistles.
 
Ganondorf: "Why do you always want to save her Link?"
 
Link: "Shhhhhh!"
 
Zelda: "People bought Zelda games so that they could save me, and of course, Zelda games made Nintendo rich! This is a perfect example of my power. Power which will be demonstrated here tonight…" Crowd cheers louder and louder.
 
Zelda: "…and in Super Smash Bros. Melee! So without further adieu, I dedicate this match to all of my fans!!! Just then, a tune plays.
 
Link: "Why, it is the hit song from the Indigo-gos latest album!"
 
Ganondorf: "This could only mean that Ruto is here! And ready to prove Zelda wrong no doubt!"
 
Luigi: "And making her way to the ring, from Zora’s Domain, the princess of the Zoras, Ruto!!! As the crowd cheered, Luigi made his way back to his seat. Ruto walked out onto the stage, posed for the audience, and presented a microphone.
 
Ruto: "Zelda! hee hee. Zelda, Zelda, Zelda. I have to agree with you on one thing..." Zelda raised her eye brow in curiosity.
 
Ruto: "…and that is that you are the dominant female. Zelda grinned and put her hands in the air.
 
Ruto: "…oh, that is when you are not dressing like a guy!" The crowd cheered louder for Ruto than they did for Zelda, which made Zelda angry.
 
Luigi: "It looks like Zelda didn’t appreciate that one too much Link." Ganondorf: "BAW HAW HAW HAW HAW!!! I love it!!!!"
 
Ruto: "And," Ruto said as she walked down the ramp, "just like in Link’s games, in this Deathmatch, you will be the one who needs to be saved!"
 
As the crowd cheered, Ruto bolted toward the ring, eager to fight Zelda.
 
Luigi: "And here we go! The match is underway! Ruto and Zelda now in the ring exchanging blows!"
 
Link: "Ruto throws Zelda to the ropes, and Ruto goes for the clothesline, she misses! Zelda returns with a clothesline of her own, but Ruto ducks under and grabs Zelda by the waist!
 
Luigi: "Ruto tries to flip Zelda over, but Zelda locks legs to prevent it. Zelda, elbowing Ruto in the midsection trying to free herself. Ruto seems to be losing her grip, but no, she grabs Zelda’s leg, picks her up slams her on her side!
 
Ganondorf: "Zelda trying to crawl to the ropes, Ruto gains momentum by slinging herself from the ropes, WOW! Ruto clotheslines Zelda from behind!
 
Luigi: "And Zelda goes tumbling out of the ring. Ganondorf: "Hey Zelda, the ring is that way!"
 
Link: "Aww, she is just trying to shake off the cobwebs. That is why she stepped outside the ring."
 
Luigi: "Ruto now on the outside, taking the fight to Zelda. Ruto now trying another physical move while Zelda is staggering away…but… Luigi, Link, Ganondorf, and audience: "Ewwwwwwww!!!"
 
Luigi: "Zelda was just playing possum! Zelda counters with a kick to Ruto’s face!!!"
 
Link: "Zelda now throwing Ruto back into the ring, Zelda punches Ruto into the corner, Zelda sets Ruto on the top turnbuckle, she goes for a backward slam…" Ganondorf: "Zelda is in position, but wait, Ruto battling back, Ruto knocks Zelda to the mat! Ruto now standing on the top turnbuckle. Ruto kneels down, and jumps! She’s air born! POW! Ruto connects an elbow to Zelda’s chest!!! And the crowd goes wild!"
 
Luigi: "So Link, have you and Ruto set a date yet?"
 
Link: "What?"
 
Luigi: "Ya know, I’ll be the Best Man."
 
Link: "Luigi, get a nightlife!"
 
Luigi: "No really, you guys would make a good couple. Right Ganondorf?"
 
Ganondorf: "Absolutely! I’ll have a real cool gift for you guys too."
 
Link: "Can we concentrate on the match here?"
 
Luigi: "Whatever. Ruto now sets Zelda up."
 
Link: "Besides Ganondorf, you can keep your ‘cool’ gift, you have done that trick once before when you froze Zora’s Domain."
 
Ganondorf: "For the second time Link I have no idea what you are talking about…WHOA! Ruto lifts Zelda straight over her head!!!"
 
Link: "Lifting all of those fish to feed to Jabu everyday is sure to build muscles."
 
Ganondorf: "Speaking of which, my gift to you guys would be a fishing rod. But, I guess yours works perfectly Link."
 
Link: "Grow up!"
 
Luigi: "Zelda now held high in the air by Ruto, Ruto is ready to drop her but no! Zelda reverses and…ewww counters with a back breaking spike into the mat!!!"
 
Link: "Ruto now down, this is Zelda’s opportunity, but can she capitalize?" Ganondorf: "Zelda now up to the top rope, Zelda jumps feet first, and contacts! Zelda boots Ruto right in the stomach!!!"
 
Luigi: "Zelda now doing something in the ring, it looks like she is closing her hands together."
 
Link: "This means that she will start using her magic attacks."
 
Ganondorf: "That’s not fair! Ruto doesn’t have any magic attacks!
 
Luigi: "I don’t know, this looks bad for Ruto."
 
Zelda starts creating a ball of light above her to power up. Ruto slowly made her way up by pulling herself up on the ropes. Link: "Zelda looks like she is ready to fire!!!"
 
Ganondorf: "NO! Wait! Ruto seems to notice the light that Zelda is making behind her, so why isn’t Ruto turning around to defend?!?!?"
 
Zelda: "Oh Ruto!!!"
 
Just then, Ruto darts toward Zelda. Luigi: "Ruto was stalling Zelda! By keeping her back to her!!!"
 
Link: "Yes, she knew Zelda would wait to see the look on Ruto face before she fired!!"
 
Ganondorf: "Ruto ran right up to Zelda! Zelda couldn’t even react in time!"
 
Ruto: "Yes Zelda?"
 
Luigi: "Ohhhhh!!! Ruto nails Zelda right in the gut!!!"
 
Link: "Zelda is down, writhing in pain! Maybe Ruto has a chance of wi…!"
 
Ganondorf: "LINK! Do you sense that?"
 
Link: "AHH! Yes! It’s, it’s…"
 
Luigi: "What are you talking about?"
 
Ganondorf: "And here comes the equalizer!!!"
 
Luigi: "Hey, what is that glowing on your guys’ hands? It is on Zelda too!"
 
The Deathmatch Stadium, no, all of NintendoLand, was rocked with an intense explosion!!!
 
Link: "Yeaaaaaaah! It is the Triforce!!! Zelda used her Triforce piece to knock Ruto clear out of the ring!!!"
 
Ganondorf: "Ruto has landed outside the ring, and has badly injured her arm!!! A definite advantage for Zelda, but that last attack drained the magic she had left. It will take Zelda awhile to build it back up." Zelda slowly stood up, slightly recovered from the punch, Zelda raised her hand into the air."
 
Luigi: "What is she doing now?"
 
Link: "Uh, its’ best that you cover your eyes."
 
Luigi: "…why? Ahem. Zelda now with her hand in the air, she throws something and…OUCH!!!"
 
Link: "…ahem. And the small Deku Nut produces a blinding light." Ganondorf: "What’s this? It seems that Zelda is in a different costume!"
 
Link: "Yes, Zelda has transformed into Sheik!"
 
Luigi: "Who said that?"
 
Ganondorf: "Of course! In this form, she can match Ruto’s agility and physical attacks until she can build her magic up!
 
Link: "Ruto still on the outside, but she is up. Ruto jumps into the ring! Wow, I’d like to see Mario jump that high."
 
Ganondorf: "But Ruto is in for a rude greeting! Zeld…a…I mean, Sheik wastes no time, and delivers an elbow to Ruto’s jaw!!!"
 
Luigi: "Okay, I think I can make them out now…hey! This stinks! Now they are both wearing blue!"
 
Link: "Sheik now to the outside, Ruto lying in the corner. Sheik seems to be going after Ruto’s injured arm."
 
Ganondorf: "Sheik now slamming Ruto’s arm against the ring post! She is trying to take Ruto’s devastating punch away from her!"
 
Luigi: "Ah. Sheik keeps slamming Ruto’s arm, 5, 6, 7, 8…and, OHHHHH!
 
The crowd yells!
 
Link: "OW!!!!! Ruto just pulled Sheik’s body right into the ring post!!!" Ganondorf: "Yeah ha!!! Smoke that pole Zelda!!!"
 
Luigi: "Sheik falls backward. Ruto still trying to recover."
 
Link: "Sheik now in a world of hurt from Ruto’s strength pulling her into that post!"
 
Luigi: "Ya know Ganondorf, I really don’t blame you for not finding the Triforce in Zelda for seven years. I mean, if I were looking for the keeper of wisdom, Zelda would be the last person I would talk to." Ganondorf: "You know what I mean! That is exactly it, man. I would look for Ruto before Zelda, because Ruto has that wisdom of fighting, and logic!" Link: "I thought you did look for Ruto first, then when she didn’t have it, you gave her the deep freeze."
 
Ganondorf: "What are you talking about Link? Why don’t you give it a rest."
 
Luigi: "Yeah Link. Don’t mind him Ganondorf."
 
Link: "Well Zelda is the one with the Triforce, so don’t count her out."
 
Ganondorf: "It looks like Sheik is back up into the ring, and Sheik and Ruto exchange more blows!" Luigi: "Wow! They are so fast and powerful, for woman that is."
 
Ganondorf: "That is, if you want to consider Zelda to be a woman. Hee hee hee."
 
Link: "Oh come on Ganondorf, show some respect."
 
Luigi: "Ruto now has Sheik in a head lock, Sheik tries to reverse but to no avail. Ruto goes for trying to lift Sheik up, but Sheik wisely pushes Ruto to the ropes. Sheik tries a head butt, it works. Ruto pushes Sheik back, Sheik runs to the left ropes, Ruto runs to the right ropes, they both catapult themselves from the ropes…they collide with a double clothesline, and they both fall to the mat!!! Crowd goes crazy!!!
 
Link: "I don’t care what you say, these two woman are two of the best competitors around. Ruto and Sheik are down, whoever makes it up first has the advantage. Both are struggling to get to their feet, the crowd is on it’s feet clapping and cheering!"
 
Ganondorf: "Ruto tries to get up, but she sinks back down, and falls on her back. Sheik is up! She, uh…he…or just Sheik, staggers over to Ruto for a choke hold. Sheik kneels down, and…" Luigi, Link, Ganondorf, and crowd: "EEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!"
 
Ganondorf: "And Ruto hits Sheik right in the head with some kind of pole!!! Link: "Ruto simply laid there until Sheik got close enough to where Ruto could hit Sheik with his own HARP!!!!!"
 
Luigi: "I think Ruto just got back into the fight!!! While Ruto was lying there, she powered up her magic, and she still is!!!"
 
Ganondorf: "Ruto sure played Zelda like a tune!!! Ha, ya get it Link? Tune?"
 
Link: "Uh…yeah…"
 
Luigi: "Ruto is now setting her arms in the air!"
 
Link and Ganondorf look in amazement.
 
Link: "I though she didn’t have any magic attacks!" Ruto began to concentrate her power. All of a sudden, Ruto faded away into some kind of blue energy ball. Ganondorf: "Uh-oh."
 
Ruto then zipped around the entire arena, through the audience, and back to the ring where Sheik stood. Instantly, the blue light trail erratically zipped through Sheik like lightning! The blue trail stopped and turned back into the ball, which faded into Ruto!
 
Luigi: "AND THE CROWD IS DEAFINING WITH CHEERS!!!"
 
Link: "WHAT?"
 
Just then, a small white portal opened up, and flying out came Mario!!!
 
Mario: "WWWWWAAAHHHHHHHEEEEE!!!!" Ganondorf grabbed Mario while the others watched Sheik fall to the ground in a bloody mess. Ganondorf threw the confused Mario into the crowd, a fate worst that the Evil Realm!
 
Luigi: "Whoa! Sheik went down fast!"
 
Link: "Yes, but wait, I can feel Zelda using the Triforce again!!!"
 
Ganondorf: "Yes, but I don’t sense any magic power from her."
 
Sheik then, jumped high into the air, and stopped 20 feet above the ring! Sheik flew down and unloaded a barrage of lightning fast attacks on Ruto!
 
Luigi: "Woah! I can’t even see what is going on!!!"
 
Link: "All I can see is Ruto convulsing in the ring!!! Ganondorf: "It’s Zelda! She is using the Triforce’s power through punches and kicks! And this is doing major damage to Ruto!!! Somebody get the tar-tar sauce!"
 
Luigi: "Sheik has stopped, and is just standing in front of Ruto!"
 
Link: "Sheik now has Ruto in a crushing bear hug! She is using her strength to crush Ruto!!!"
 
Ganondorf: "How will Ruto ever get out of this?" As Ruto started to fall limp in the hands of Sheik, the crowd cheered Ruto on to free herself.
 
Luigi: "It looks like it is all over! Ruto’s arms are pinned, and she can barely get any air in because of Sheik’s power!!!"
 
Link: "This can’t be the end, can it?"
 
Just then Ruto began to straighten up. Ruto’s eyes opened wide, and she clenched her fists tightly. Ganondorf: "No, Ruto still has fight left in her. Can she break free?"
 
Luigi: "Ruto now trying to force Sheik’s arms open! Can she overcome the Triforce of Wisdom’s power???" Ganondorf: "Ruto is struggling, will she…wait, what?
 
Ruto is smiling! She, she is glowing!!!"
 
Link: "Yeah! Can you say ‘Fish Fry’?
 
Luigi: "Oh my Gosh!!! Ruto just created some kind of electrical force field!
 
Blue electrical bolts exploded from Ruto! It was even more intense than the screaming fans cheering her on! Luigi: "Ruto is electrocuting Sheik, but Sheik won’t let go! Sheik is trying to wear Ruto down, but it is doing nothing except wearing Sheik down!!!" Finally, Sheik let go of Ruto. Sheik realized that it was only wasting her own power, so Sheik backed off. But Ruto wouldn’t rest.
 
Link: "Ruto won’t stop! She is charging up, and…she punches Sheik right in the chest!" Ganondorf: "Almost all of Sheik’s clothes are burnt to a cinder! I can see a pink dress hanging out, so I think we can refer to her as Zelda now."
 
Link: "Yes, the disguise is destroyed!"
 
Luigi: "Yes, but Zelda still remains!"
 
Zelda: "AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I’ll blast you into fish sticks!!!"
 
Luigi: "Yuh-oh!"
 
Link: "Zelda is mad now!" Ganondorf: "Zelda is using the last bit of her Triforce’s energy! At this rate, there won’t be a Triforce of Wisdom for me to steal!"
 
Link: "Zelda is getting ready, and Ruto looks like she is about to keel over!"
 
Luigi: "Zelda shot some sort of yellow light straight at Ruto! …But…wait, it didn’t do anything." Ganondorf: "Oh it did something alright! Believe me, I know!"
 
The beam that Zelda hit Ruto with was the same one she used to hold Ganon!!!
 
Zelda smiled evilly and began powering up once again.
 
Ruto: "Oh NO!"
 
Ganondorf: "Nope, that’s it." Luigi and Link look at Ganondorf with confusion and fear.
 
Ganondorf: "Like shooting fish in a barrel, Zelda is holding her down until she can blast her away! And there is nothing that Ruto can do to get out of it!!!" Zelda powered up just enough, then grabbed a mic. While catching her breath, she leaned on the turnbuckle.
 
Zelda: "Well, Ruto. You did manage entertain me for a while, but all good shows must come to an end. Some endings are good, and some are bad. Since this is a NintendoLand Death Match, your end will be a good one for US! HA HA HA!!! I’m going to finish what I started doing to you and your race.
 
Zelda then powered up, crossed her arms and yelled! Suddenly, Zelda’s fingers began to sparkle, and Zelda shoved her hands straight at Ruto. Snowflakes flew from Zelda’s hands and engulfed Ruto. Zelda’s power got stronger and soon Ruto was frozen in ICE!!!
 
Ruto: "Ahhhh… Link…"
 
Link: "Whhhhaaaaaaaaaa?????"
 
Ganondorf: "Brrrr, at least we know who froze the domain now."
 
Luigi: "Talk about your cold shoulders!" Zelda froze Ruto entirely. There the ring stood, covered in ice!
 
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Use this ending if you want Ruto to die. Zelda then walked to the side and blasted the ice block into a million pieces! The pieces floated harmlessly into the cheering crowd! if you don’t want her to die, delete this part of the summary.
 
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With that, Zelda punched the frozen ropes and broke them out of her way. Zelda proudly walked up the ramp as her music played once again! Ganondorf: "Looks like Link has to go with Zelda now." Luigi: "Looks like Link’s Rod of Seasons will always be set to Summer, living with that cold hearted *****!"
 
Link: "Hmm…I wonder what Malon is doing later."
 
Mario: "Hey!"
 
Luigi: "Mario! You missed the fight of the century!" Ganondorf: "Yeah, you need to get a nightlife Mario."
 
Mario: "Wait! I want-a to say-a something!"
 
Luigi: "Sorry, too late. Tune in next week!"
 
This summary was written to you by Mike Peters.

NintendoLand Deathmatch summary #2/4
Princess Zelda VS. Princess Ruto

And again we go to that stadium we all know so well. Sure, the stadium may have been restored a lot in the past due to over active competitors who forgot that walls can break. But basically, it's still the same old building. With the same old hosts (well, the new old hosts).
 
"It's-a me, Mario!" the red-clothed plumber said as he entered the stadium. After that, Luigi came walking in. But unlike Mario, who was smiling and waving to the audience, Luigi was looking sad.
 
"What is it Luigi?" his brother asked.
 
"Well, we always have to say that same sentence with a big accent as if we still don't know correct English. And I want to have a nice entree for a change. Like those wrestlers with pretty looking women."
 
Mario, who thought the audience would be more interested in a fight than Luigi's problems, said: "I'm sorry, but this is what the crowd wants. This is the way it goes. You're holding up the fight and I'll bet our contestants can't wait to start fighting. Remember when Bowser had to stay in the waiting room for a while?"
 
"Of course." Luigi said. "There were black spots from the fire all over the walls."
 
"And do you remember how long it took you to paint it white again?"
 
"Yes." Luigi moaned.
 
"So don't you think that it's a bad idea to keep the contestants waiting therefore we should get on with it?"
 
Luigi, thinking of paint fumes, quickly said: "And-a me, Luigi."
 
After the audience cheered and the brothers took their seats and microphones, Mario said: "And today we've got a wonderful deathmatch from the land of Hyrule. Here's our first contestant: give a warm welcome for Sage and Princess Ruto."
 
The audience cheered as the Zora entered the arena. Some of the men stared at the naked princess, while the wife's were hitting them.
 
"And she will be fighting against fellow-Sage and -princess. Here she is: Princess Zelda."
 
As Zelda entered the arena, the men were feasting their eyes again. Though some were disappointed that she did wear clothes.
 
"And for this battle we have a co-host who knows all about these girls. Here he is, the Hero of Time and saver of Hyrule: Link."
 
"Nice to be here." Link said.
 
"So Link, what do you expect of this battle?" Luigi asked.
 
"Well, trust me when I say that you don't want to mess around with these women. It should be a great fight."
 
"Alright then. Let's get rrready to rrrrrrumble!" Mario said.
 
"Mario! This isn't wrestling! Here the contestants do get hurt." Luigi noted.
 
"I know, but I always wanted to say that." Mario replied and rang a small gong that was near the mike.
 
Some people in the audience held their breath waiting to see what the women would do. And that was very simple. They did nothing.
 
"Ehm, Link, why aren't they fighting?" Luigi asked.
 
"I don't know." He replied.
 
"Well, you see, I don't wanna fight Zelda." Ruto said.
 
"And I don't wanna fight Ruto. We're friends." Zelda said.
 
"And unlike some men, we have no need to fight and prove that we're better." Ruto added.
 
"Uh-oh." Link said. "I was afraid this would happen. These women sometimes have strange ideas. So luckily I already took some precautions and brought something with me."
 
"So what is this thing that should make these two fighting?" Mario asked.
 
"This." Link said and he took his ocarina. "You see, they may like each other now, but in the past things were a bit different."
 
"So you're gonna play the song of time. Good idea." Mario said.
 
"NOOOO! I don't wanna be a child again! It was bad enough the first time. Don't make me go there." Luigi begged.
 
"Relax brother. This song sets Hyrule back a couple of years, not our world. You'll still be the your adult self."
 
Link played the Song of Time and a blue wind went through the stadium. As the audience went "ooh" from the nice special effect, the two contestants became 11 year old.
 
"Wow, that was great Link. Ehm Link? Where are you?" Mario said while looking around.
 
"Look lower." Link said.
 
Mario looked down and saw an 11 year old Link.
 
"I forgot you're a kid as well now."
 
"Yeah, can I sit on the table? I can't reach the microphone."
 
"Sure." Mario said.
 
"Ehm…Mario." Luigi whispered in his brother's ear.
 
"What is it?" whispered Mario back. "And why are we whispering?"
 
"Well, I thought kids weren't allowed here."
 
"Yeah, but Link is the Hero of Time, who saved Hyrule and most important, one of Nintendo's best mascots. I'm still more important to Nintendo than him of course, but I think we can make an exception here." Mario said.
 
"If you say so. Now let's take a look at our contestants."
 
The three hosts looked at the Ruto and Zelda. After a while, Mario said "What are they doing?"
 
"Well, they're not fighting, that's for sure." Luigi said.
 
"I think they're drinking tea." Link said.
 
"But they don't have teacups. Hell, they don't have tea!" Mario said.
 
"Well, it's this whole imaginary-pretending-that-they-are-grown-ups-thing. Girls tend to do things like that." Link explained.
 
"What's Ruto doing?" Luigi asked.
 
"I think she's giving her pet some tea." Link guessed.
 
"She doesn't have a pet. No wait. Let me guess, another one of those imaginary-thingies." Mario said.
 
"Look Link, whatever your plan was, it's not working. They're drinking tea like good friends."
 
"Well, that's just because my plan isn't completed yet. Observe." Link said.
 
Ruto was just busy giving Zelda some 'home-made cookies' when Link started talking through the microphone.
 
"Hi girls." he said.
 
"Link? Is that you? Where are you?" Zelda asked.
 
"Behind a very well-protected wall, but that's not the point. The point is that you both know who I am, right?" Link asked.
 
"Sure, you're my fiancée." Ruto said.
 
"You're my guardian." Zelda said at the same time.
 
The two girls looked at each other and you could already see a hint of anger in their eyes.
 
"What do you mean, 'my guardian'? He's mine!" Ruto yelled.
 
"No way. I saw him first!" Zelda yelled back.
 
"I'm engaged to him." Ruto said.
 
"He is my protector." Zelda said.
 
"Ehm girls, it seems like you're not gonna solve this with words." Link said.
 
"You're right, dear boyfriend of mine. This calls for a fight." Ruto said.
 
"No one takes away my knight. Prepare yourself." Zelda said.
 
The two women stood up and took their fighting pose. They screamed some vague sound and the audience was getting exciting. So far, it had been a very boring match, but now there would finally be some action.
 
"I'll never drink tea with you again. But you can have your teapot." Ruto said and she threw air towards Zelda.
 
"Oh yeah? Well, you can have you're pet back as well." Was Zelda's answer to Ruto's action. And this princess was throwing air as well towards her foe.
 
"Nobody throws Miss Kitty!" Ruto yelled and she started scratching, as if her hands were claws. And despite the fact that nails can hurt like hell, Zelda didn't notice it, since Ruto was scratching the air. She had her eyes shut firmly and just moved her hands a bit.
 
"Ruto, what are you doing?" Zelda asked.
 
"I'm hurting you?" Ruto hopefully responded.
 
"You're scratching the air. Why are you doing this with your eyes closed?" Zelda asked confused.
 
"Well, I can't stand the look of blood. It's so messy and red."
 
"Okay, that's it!" Mario firmly stated. "I can live with the fact that you're fighting as kids, after all, you are Sages. And even though there isn't much action, I can accept non-existent teapots. After all, the choice of weapon is free. But if you're not gonna cause any blood, then we'll have to change it. These people want a fight and they shall have it!"
 
The audience went wild by the words of Mario.
 
"Fine, I'll change things back." Link said and he took his ocarina and played the Song of Time again.
 
"Look," adult Ruto said. "If you want a fight this badly, then I guess we should give you one."
 
"You're right. We should do it for the fans." Zelda agreed.
 
"So, let's start it then."
 
"You do know that I don't wanna hurt you, right?" Zelda asked.
 
"Me neither. So let's make this a friendly battle."
 
"Oh pleez. Why can't you girls fight?" Link asked desperately. "You two are always picking on me, but when it comes to hurting another woman, no way."
 
"Hey! We can fight! I'll show you." Zelda said and she punched Ruto really hard. The Zora fell on the floor. After being a bit dazzled, Ruto said: "Wow, that was some punch."
 
She stood up and checked her body for any bruises.
 
"Ehm..no hard feelings, right? I mean, I didn't really want to hit you." Zelda asked.
 
"It's okay. I know why you punched me and believe me it's fine with m…YOU BROKE MY NAIL!"
 
"What?" Zelda asked.
 
"Look! Because of the fall I've broken a nail. You monster." Ruto said with anger and a face that would scare any man an awful lot.
 
"B-but it's just a nail." Zelda asked a bit afraid.
 
"JUST A NAIL? Do you have any idea how hard it is to have such great nails like mine? Do you have any idea how much money I spent on nail-products from TV? Well, do you?" Ruto said furiously.
 
"Well, no not really. I usually wear gloves so my nails aren't that important."
 
"I thought so." Ruto said and she punched Zelda with all her might right on the face. Zelda got knocked down. After standing up again, Zelda put her hand on her cheek and looked at the red liquid that got on her fingers.
 
"I'm bleeding. You ruined my face! This means war!" the now very angry as well Hylian said.
 
"Well, it seems that they're finally gonna fight." Mario said.
 
"And there's blood as well. Perhaps this is gonna be a good deathmatch after all." Luigi added.
 
Ruto jumped at Zelda. As she was hanging above Zelda, she slammed her hands down with all her might. The Hylian princess stepped back a few paces cause of the pain. Then she looked at Ruto with a very angry look and ran at her. She lowered her head and gave Ruto the good ol' headbutt-in-the-stomach. Ruto, gasping for air, sat on her knees. She stretched her right leg and with it she tackled Zelda down. The Hylian fell on the floor, but quickly stood up again, obviously hurt.
 
"Perhaps starting this fight wasn't such a good idea." Zelda said, while breathing loudly.
 
"You wanna back out?"
 
"Never." Zelda said and she started hitting Ruto with a series of punches. The Zora managed to dodge the first ones, but in the end she did get hit, since it was just too much.
 
"Dammit. This hitting really hurts your hand." Zelda said.
 
"Then maybe you should use something else, like this." Ruto said and she tried to kick Zelda. However, the Hylian saw it coming and grabbed the leg with her hands.
 
"I don't think so." Zelda said and she threw the leg away.
 
"You know, Ruto, I didn't know you like the floor so much. Cause you just keep going back to it."
 
"I have to say that you had some encounters with it as well. But perhaps you should look at it again. You may have missed a spot." Ruto replied and she tried another kick. But before Zelda could get a hold on it, Ruto quickly put it back and kicked Zelda with her other leg. This confused Zelda and she got a nice look at the floor again.
 
"Hmm…look's like both contestants are getting tired." Mario said.
 
"Yeah, they were hurt a lot." Luigi added.
 
"Link, I wonder. These two women can fight mean, but right now they don't really use any special powers. Yet they are Sages. So why is that?" Mario asked.
 
"Well, when they use their power, they use the power of all the Sages. Like when Zelda held Ganon so I could make the final blow, she used the power of the other Sages. And this is just a fight between these two women." Link explained.
 
"I see. But now back to the fight. Luigi, what did we miss?"
 
"Some more punching and kicking basically. But I think this fight is coming to an end. The two competitors look terrible."
 
Both women were breathing heavily. So far the two were pretty equal, though Zelda seemed to be a bit better.
 
"Why didn't we just go playing tennis as usual?" Ruto asked.
 
"Because you said it would be fun." Zelda answered. "Well, look at how much fun we're having." she said and dashed at Ruto with her last energy. The Zora, too tired to dodge her got hit hard and fell on the floor once more. Only this time, she didn't stood up.
 
"And it seems that Ruto's knocked out. That means that this week's winner is Zelda!" Mario said.
 
The audience cheered as Zelda raised her hand a bit, waved slightly and then fell on the floor out of exhaustion.
 
"You know. I just had a thought." she whispered after a while, lying next to Ruto.
 
"What is it?" asked the now half-waken Zora.
 
"It wasn't our idea. It was of the hosts. They invited us."
 
"You're right." said Ruto and she coughed. "Man, this sucks."
 
"At least now we know who to thank for."
 
"Should we get revenge?" Ruto asked.
 
"I don't feel like standing up right now. Do you?"
 
"Not really. This floor isn't so bad you know. It's quite comfy."
 
"Yeah."
 
Mario, Luigi and Link walked towards the two women.
 
"Ehm…Link, can you get them up again? That would be nice for the ceremony and all." Mario asked.
 
"Sure. I brought some red potion for this." Link answered and he let the two women drink. Filled with the energy, the two women stood up.
 
"And now I'd like to give the award to this week's winner: Princess Zelda!" Mario said.
 
"You know, I feel a lot better now, don't you my fellow Sage?" Zelda asked while receiving the award.
 
"Yes. Like I can take on the whole world." Ruto answered.
 
"Well, three hosts who got us into this fight, is enough for me." Zelda said.
 
"For me too." Ruto said and the two women gave a very meaningful look to the three men.
 
"Ehm…I think that this is the time to stop now. See you next week and b-bye." Mario quickly said.
 
As the three men ran away, Luigi yelled: "Go to the commercials. PLEASE!"
 
This summary was written to you by Lonneke Mous.

NintendoLand Deathmatch summary #3/4
Princess Zelda VS. Princess Ruto

Guards of 2 races, Hyrulians and Zoras, were scattered everywhere in Nintendoland deathmatch arena. Two Princesses from Hyrule were soon going
 
to clash. In the announcers booth, we see 2 easily reconizable plumbers.
 
Mario: Its-a me, Mario!
 
Luigi:I'm-a Luigi, number one!
 
Mario:Player one is the Princess that has endured much since a young age, please welcome Zelda!
 
Zelda walks into the arena.
 
Luigi:Player 2 is the Zora Princess, Ruto!
 
Ruto walks in.
 
Mario: Let-a the fight begin!
 
Ruto: Admit it, you know that Link is in love with only me!
 
Zelda: I believe that I am Link's true love you wad of sushie!
 
Ruto: That's it! :Ruto ran in and punched Zelda across the face. Ruto follows up with a kick to the chin:
 
Ruto: Go ahead, get up wussy girl!
 
:Zelda threw a punch that was blocked by Ruto:
 
Ruto: Do you actually believe that you have more physical strength than me?
 
:Right after, Ruto's taunt, Zelda kicked Ruto in the gut and slammed her down 5 times with telekinesis. When it seemed like Zelda would win with her
 
next srike of phychic energy,Ruto thought of a plan.:
 
Ruto: She is thrusting me towards the edge with telekineses, but I first must go past her.
 
:Zelda was standing in the center in deep concentration, as Ruto was pushed past her, Ruto kicked her in the back and made Zelda crumble to the
 
ground:
 
Zelda: You broke my concentration, and will probably make me have a bad back in my older years, but this will overwelm you!
 
Luigi: She is about to shoot a beam.
 
:Luigi was right, Zelda fired the same beam that she fired at Ganon, but Ruto had a counter to this. Ruto turned into a glowing blue orb and flew out of
 
the way. Zelda looked exhausted. Ruto remateriaalized into herself:
 
Ruto: If that was your best, Link better be prepared to marry me! :Ruto ran in and body slammed Zelda into the stadium wall.
 
Mario: It looks like Zelda in unconsious.
 
: In a few momentts, a flash of light occurred and Zelda was replaced with Sheik:
 
Sheik: Die fishy, die.... :Sheik fired 3 arrows out of her crossbow. One managed to hit Ruto in the leg. Sheik pushed Ruto onto the ground and held a
 
dagger above Ruto:
 
Zelda: Give up?
 
Ruto: Never.
 
:Ruto once again transformed into the orb and evaded Zelda. Ruto constantly rematerialied in mid air, punched Zelda and went back to her orb form.
 
Finally, Sheik managed to tackle Ruto when she rematerialized:
 
Sheik: Meet my whip. :Sheik pulled out a chain whip and swung it at Ruto. Ruto created an electrical barrier and shocked Zelda beefore she was
 
lashed:
 
Ruto: I see that you've met the hidden power of a magic using Zora.
 
Sheik: I'm fed up with this!!! :Sheik threw Ruto into the stands with telekineses. Sheik turn back into Zelda:
 
Mario: Zelda wins. :Darunia gives Zelda the deathmatch medal:
 
Zelda: Now I can have peace with my Link!
 
Link: Listen, I did not want this to be a fight for me because..
 
Zelda: You had already chosen me?
 
Link: No, I am in love with Malon! :Malon rushes in by Link's side:
 
Zelda: Pfft, I won and I feel like I lost!
 
Malon: Don't worry, I'll let you be a bride's maid if I marry Link!
 
Mario: Next week, tunee in, because a long requested deathmatch could be coming, it is.
 
Luigi: Mario! don't give away the next one!

This summary has been written by PSI Ninja (formerly known as Chang Wufei).

NintendoLand Deathmatch summary #4/4
Princess Zelda VS. Princess Ruto

It is a typically sunny afternoon. The place: the Nintendoland Deathmatch Arena. The event: The largest Princess fight since Peach VS Zelda. As usual, the stadium is filled to the brink with rowdy spectators. A loud microphone squeak is heard as the guest commentators enter the booth.
 
Link: Hello everyone, and welcome to today's deathmatch. Since both Mario and Luigi are away, Tatl and I will pose as the guest speakers.
 
Tatl: Today's match features Hyrule's Princess Zelda, and the Zora Princess Ruto. Normally, these two women would never fight but we have utilized one of the ultimate ways to motivate Hyrulian females: A prize of a one-week, all expenses included trip to Koholint, with Link as a date.
 
Link: *turns pale* WHAT?!? I never heard about this! It's fine with Zelda and everything… but… what if RUTO wins?
 
Tatl: *evilly* Then enjoy your wonderful week with the fish, Linky.
 
Link: *gulps* Zel, please, please don't lose!
 
All speech comes to a halt as the two fighters enter the arena. One appears from a glowing ball of blue light, while the other appears in an equally coloured bright beam. One contestant, the Zora Princess, immediately runs forward to hug Link, who turns an incredible shade of green to match his tunic colour.
 
Ruto: Hello my lovely Linkie-poo! After I win and we go to Koholint, how about we get hitched as well?
 
Zelda: Stop it, you're scaring Link. Besides, you haven't won yet, so stop yapping and start fighting!
 
The two opponents commence in a fighting stance, each one weary of the other. Large orbs of fire form at Zelda's hands, each glowing a bright orange colour. Hyrule's princess smiles confidently as she prepares to throw the fire shards.
 
Zelda: One touch of these, and you're a goner!
 
With a shriek, the Zora Princess flips to the right, a fireball scalding the ground where she last stood. Another fireball flies over her head, and another lightly grazes her leg. With another loud yell, Ruto reaches to her side and produces a small but dangerous looking boomerang.
 
Ruto: It's a good thing I borrowed this from my Daddy's warriors. En guarde!
 
Dodging another incoming fireball, she hurls it at her fellow Sage's head. The boomerang soars through the air… and misses its target by three whole metres.
 
Zelda: Wow, you're a horrid aimer.
 
Ruto: Think again.
 
The boomerang, still whirling through the air, begins on its course back to its thrower. The realization hits Zelda too slowly and she is unable to dodge from the deadly weapon. BOOM! The weapon connects with the Seventh Sage's jaw, and Zelda is thrown onto the ground, totally stunned.
 
Link: Zelda! NO! … *sweats* I mean, folks, Zelda appears stunned but still alive for the moment.
 
Back in the arena, Ruto expertly catches her boomerang and hurls it with total accuracy, again and again, each strike bringing a muffled yell from Zelda, who slowly tries to rise to her feet. But before she is able to, the Water Sage throws her weapon to the ground and commences an earsplitting battle cry.
 
Ruto: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Prepare to feel pain!
 
With large bounds, the gap between the two fighters is instantly closed. The Zora Princess pulls back her arm, and hits Zelda full on the face. The audience is totally silent as Zelda raises her head, a bright red bruise already forming, and her eyes glowing an odd colour.
 
Zelda: How DARE you.
 
Ruto backs up, a little scared at the hidden force behind Zelda's voice. Lightning seems to flash between the eyes of the two fighters, and in an instant, the tension breaks. The Princess of Destiny jumps up and hits Ruto with a flying tackle.
 
Link: It seems …Zelda has totally forgotten about her other weapons, and since Ruto appears to have no other equipment, this match has turned into a wrestle…err boxing…err… fight. Thank goodness they are fighting as fairly as possible and not resorting to nails. *gulps*
 
Tatl: Link, it'd help if you'd stop covering your eyes every time Zelda gets hit.
 
The two girl opponents, now both totally furious, roll around on the ground throttling each other. Zelda continues to pound Ruto, and a large black eye can be seen slightly forming on the Zora's right eye. The Water Sage resorts to pulling the long, golden strands of Zelda's hair, and dust kicks up from the floor. All through this, sharp and harsh yells can be heard uttered from both females-some of the vocabulary not what a typical Princess be expected to know or use.
 
Tatl: Ladies, please, if this gets any more ugly, it'll have to be censored.
 
Still rolling around on the ground, the mass of hair, clothes and flesh move around the arena. In a moment, the audience gasps, as they witness where the two fighters are heading. Right beside both of the girls was the boomerang that Ruto had cast onto the ground earlier on in the fight.
 
Tatl: This may be it…
 
Link: I can't watch!!
 
As quick as lightning, Ruto's finned hand reached forward to the spot where the boomerang was… only to find herself holding a fistful of air. With a shocked gasp, the Zora turned to her opponent-and was immediately hit harshly with the boomerang, held tightly in Zelda's hands. With a large sigh, Ruto dizzily struggled to stand-but then collapsed in a heap onto the floor.
 
The crowd immediately begins to cheer, as the bruised but victorious Princess Zelda stands up. The Princess of Destiny closes her eyes slightly, and a bright light shines onto the Zora and herself, curing them both of all wounds. From one of the side doors, an anxious Hero rushes up to the two figures.
 
Link: Zel, thank goodness you're okay… but you could've used that healing power of yours quite early in the fight! Why didn't you?
 
Zelda: I… lost my composure there, Link. But then again, it would've been a rather cheap move to use.
 
Tatl emerges from the booth, slowly fluttering and dragging a large medallion behind her. The fairy floats up and hands the medal up to the Princess Zelda.
 
Tatl: Congratulations, your Majesty.
 
Link: Well, you did win, Zel, and I'm saved from the horrors of dating a fish. *smiles* My heroine…
 
Zelda: A week with you and me on a tropical island shouldn't be too bad, will it?
 
Link: Of course not, my love.
 
Tatl: OKAY, this has gone on for too long! Time to cut out all the gushy chat and say goodbye. Be sure to tune into next week's match, everyone!

This summary has been written by SilverWind.