NintendoLand Deathmatch summary #1/3
Samus Aran VS. Bomberman

(Somewhere near Zebes)
Samus: Well, I'm bored. I guess I'll do some hunting…
 
Soon after she said this, a large spaceship with Bomberman and Pommy inside arrives at Zebes.
 
Bomberman: Hey, you! I've decided that I will take an evil side and start blowin' people up! HA HA HA!
 
Samus: Pppssssshhhh…I know a place where we can settle this…
 
Mario: So that's how this match started???
 
Luigi: Yup. Who do you think will win?
 
Mario: Well, it's seems that the crowd has their opinions…
 
Half of the audience is some good characters like Yoshi, Kirby, Mallow, and Geno. They all have signs like, "SAMUS ROCKS!!!" and "IT'S PLASMA BEAM TIME!". The other half, well, there is Bowser, Mother Brain, and the Wario Bros. They have signs that say, "TICK…TICK…BOOM!!!" and "POMMY POWER!"
 
Luigi: Hmm…well I guess let's just get this over with.
 
Mario: Here comes Samus from Metroid fame. With her plasma beam, she probably blow Bomberman out of the contest.
 
Luigi: Speaking of Bomberman, here he comes with Pommy at his side. With his large arsenal of bombs, he could easily win.
 
Mario: Hey, we almost forgot about the special guest referee. Everyone, the official for tonight is Fox from Star Fox!
 
Fox: It's about time I became a referee. LET'S GET READY TO BEAT THE LIFE OUT OF EACH OTHER!!!!
 
Pommy: Go Bomberman!
 
Bomberman: Just because you're a woman doesn't mean I'll be easy on you. I'm evil now, remember?
 
Kae en Tai: INDEED!
 
Bomberman: Thanks guys, I really needed some enthusiasm for tonight.
 
Samus: Enough talk! Just because you have all these people to back you up does not mean you will win.
 
Mother brain: I really don't think so…
 
Fox: Come on. Start fighting.
 
Bomberman throws a big bomb at Samus.
 
Mario: With Samus's armor, the blast didn't even affect her.
 
Samus: It's plasma beam time!
 
Luigi: Notice we've been strangely quiet…wait a second; Samus shot a huge plasma beam at Bomberman!
 
Mother Brain: It's time for action…
 
Mario: Look, Mother Brain is getting out of her seat and heading towards the ring!
 
Samus: Well, look who it is. Mother Brain stay out of this…it's my fight.
 
Mother Brain: I'm sorry, but I'm getting paid.
 
Mario: Isn't there a rule against this?
 
Luigi: I'm afraid not. Rule 537; Paragraph 4; Page 9.
 
Mario: (looking through the book) Oh.
 
Mother Brain: I'm going to do what I should have done a long time ago…
 
Pommy: Wait up! I'm going to help, too.
 
MB: No, you're not! Bomberman said nothing about you helping.
 
Bomberman: Just let him help out.
 
MB: Fine! But I better get an extra 500 grand…
 
(Meanwhile during this long conversation, Samus charged up another Plasma Beam)
 
Samus: I'm going to end this now!
 
Mario and Luigi: WOW!!!!!!!
 
MB: NOOOOO!!!!!
 
Luigi: In my career of hosting these things I have never seen such a shot.
 
Pommy: Hmm…well, it seems that you killed MB but that means nothing!
 
Samus uses her grappling beam to throw Pommy sky high.
 
Samus: Well, now that I got rid of those obstructions I'm going to kill you!
 
Bomberman: Can't we talk this out?
 
Samus: No, sorry.
 
Bomberman throws all kinds of bombs like Fire Bombs, Ice Bombs, etc.
 
Mario: None of Bomberman's bombs are working.
 
Bomberman: That's it. This is the last straw.
 
Mario: Mammia! That's a spicy meat-a-ball!
 
Luigi: Yea, that is one HUGE bomb.
 
Fox: He's gonna blow up the entire arena. RUN!!!
 
Everyone is leaving the arena while Samus starts charging up another plasma beam.
 
Samus: I'm going to be the hero.
 
Samus shoots her plasma beam and blows up the huge bomb in midair. Luckily, no one got hurt except Bomberman, of course.
 
Mario: Come on, no more roof damage, please.
 
Luigi: I think Bomberman is dead.
 
Bomberman: Not yet, Luigi.
 
Samus: I'll shorten your life span for you.
 
Samus kicks Bomberman, KO-ing him.
 
Samus: It's about time.
 
Luigi: Here's your medal, Samus.
 
Mario: Hey bro, look at Mother Brain! She's still alive!
 
Samus: Uh oh.
 
MB: I'm blaming Pommy for this. I'm going to destroy that little bugger!
 
MB transports somewhere else.
 
Luigi: Hey, look over there. It's Pommy.
 
Pommy lies down, motionless.
 
Mario: Look at his pocket. There's money. We can use the money to fix our roof.
 
Luigi: I guess Bomberman isn't the only one feeling evil…
 
This summary was written by Mark Smith.

NintendoLand Deathmatch summary #2/3
Samus Aran VS. Bomberman

The nintendoland deathmatch a place where many battles were fought and soon a big battle though not as big as Mario vs. Sonic. Mario and Luigi enter through the hosting box with the crowd going wild.
 
Luigi: Good evening! and welcome to an exciting match!
 
Mario: It will be between two great fighters both have fought Mega Man one has triumphed one was defeated.
 
Luigi: Yes well mario i'm surprised you didn't do your it's a me routine.
 
Mario: Oh yeah I forgot It's a me...
 
Luigi: Shut up! anyway player 1 is the best bounty hunter in the galaxy it's Samus Aran!
 
The crowd goes wild as Samus Aran enters.
 
Mario: And player 2 is Bomberman!
 
The crowd cheers as Bomberman makes his entry.
 
Luigi: now let's go over the basics Samus has her blaster Bomberman has his bombs.
 
Mario: I'd say it will be interesting.
 
Bomberman: I've had enough! I want to fight!
 
Samus: If it's a fight you want it a fight you'll get!
 
Luigi: Begin!
 
Bomberman goes on the first strike reaches for a bomb and throws it at Samus she is thrown back by it.
 
Mario: Ooh, if Samus can't stand those bombs she's through!
 
Bomberman attempts to reach for a second bomb but Samus charges up her blaster and fires it. Bomberman is hit and flys through the air.
 
Bomberman: your going to regret that!
 
Bomberman gets up and Samus gets ready for a second attack.
 
Bomberman: Bomber Slider!
 
a surf board arrives and Bomberman charges at Samus and does a spin which sends Samus sprawling across the floor. Bomberman gets off his slider and Samus gets up.
 
Samus: he's stronger than I originally thought.
 
Samus produces a her own bombs and fires them Bombsy dodges and kicks one back at her it explodes and sends her to the far side of the wall. Samus gets up quickly and fires a missile Bombsy attempts to escape but is sent into the air Samus uses her grappling hook to lure him to her and throws him across the arena.
 
Luigi: Both opponents appear ready for more!
 
Bomberman throws a quake making the ground before Samus to shake and fires Fire bomb and ice bomb. Samus is extremely hurt. Bomberman's bomb grows larger and he throws it. It explodes before Samus she is nearly KOed.
 
Mario: it looks it's over.
 
Bomberman walks toward her ready to deal the final blow. But Samus then performs her screw attack and Bomberman is KOed.
 
Luigi: Samus has won!
 
Mario: indeed that was quite a match don't worry Bombsy will be all right until then this is Mario and Luigi signing off.
 
This summary was written by The Luigi Man

NintendoLand Deathmatch summary #3/3
Samus Aran VS. Bomberman

It was an average day at the Nintendoland Deathmatch arena. All was well,and the seats were packed to watch this interesting Deathmatch. Among the audience were characters from the Metroid Universe and the Bomberman Universe,with the Bomberman supporters being mainly fellow Bombermen,and the Samus supporters were mostly characters that work for the Galaxy Federation Police,such as Chief Hardy,Chairman Keaton,and Armstrong Houston. The usual hosts,Mario and Luigi,were not at the arena yet,and the crowd was confused. Suddenly,two different hosts popped up from the hosting booth.

Kamek:Hocus Pocus! I am the great Kamek!

Wart:Oh,please. I am Wart,the great ruler of Subcon. You are a worthless pile of dung.

Kamek,looking suprised at this comment,stretched out his arm,pointing his orange wand at Wart.

Kamek:How dare you! Discombobulatus Arachnus!

Wart was then about to say something,but stopped short when he started to sprout more legs,lose his arms,grow smaller,changed to a brown color and gained more eyes.

Wart:Ack! I'm a friggin spider!

A gigantic Kamek loomed over Wart,grinning menacingly.

Kamek:Thats right. I'll change you back to your ugly old self if you do not insult me for the rest of this deathmatch.

Wart:UGLY? I'M NOT UGLY,YOU- Nevermind! Change me back! I won't do anything to you!

Kamek:And a second thing,you have to call me "Your Highness" for the rest of your life.

Wart:Never,you mor- Okay,okay,your... Highness...

Kamek:Okay. I'll change you back. Sutalubobmocsid Sunhcara!

Kamek pointed his wand yet again at Wart. Chanting the short spell,Kamek restored Wart to his original self.

Wart:YOU ARE GOING TO BURN IN HELL!!!

Wart jumped at Kamek,knocking the wand Kamek was about to use on Wart out of Kamek's grasp. Wart then knocked Kamek to the ground,pummeling him with his fists. The helpless Kamek,who did not have his wand,could not do anything as the merciless Wart pounded his face in.

Wart:Hahahaha! Die,Your Shittyness!

Kamek grabbed his wand,but did not have time to use it because the metal door of the Hosting Booth was shattered into pieces by a large suit.

Samus:Hey,"Hosts",look who I found.

Mario and Luigi walked into the room,glaring at Wart and Kamek.

Mario:You will pay for what you did to us!

Wart and Kamek put on a totally fake suprised look.

Kamek:We didn't do anything,did we,Wart?

Wart:No,we didn't do anything at all!

Luigi then held up a miniature television screen.

Luigi:Then explain this!

On the television screen,it showed Wart and Kamek gagging Mario and Luigi,tying them up,putting them on a small island about 10 square feet surrounded by lava,and throwing veggies and Shyguys at them,Wart screaming "How do you like it?" and Wart and Kamek leaving them alone to die.

Wart:Um,er,uh,eh,adios!

Wart then ran like a coward out of the shattered metal door,Kamek vanishing at the same time.

Samus:Do you want them killed or left alone?

Mario:Left alone. We'll kill them later.

Samus:Fine. I'll be in the arena.

Mario then brought Luigi to the hosting booth window.

Mario:Its a mee Mario!

Luigi:And its a mee,Luigi!

Mario:Tonight,we will have two very good fighters battling it out,each with a lot of experience. My brother Luigi will introduce the two.

Luigi:Bearing the title of strongest Bounty Hunter in the universe,defeator of Mother Brain and the Queen Metroid,standing at six foot three,please welcome Samus Aran!

The cheers seemed endless as Samus Aran stepped into the arena. Even a few Bomberman fans cheered. Samus waved to the crowd,waiting for her opponent to come out.

Luigi:Our next competitor is lean,mean,and one heck of a fighting machine. Standing at four feet seven,please welcome Bomberman!

Bomberman then stepped out into the arena,getting applause from all of the Bomberman fans and a clueless Chief Hardy,who couldn't finish his applause for the wrong side because he was too busy stuffing a Hamburger into his oversized mouth.

Mario:Let the deathmatch began!

Bomberman made the first attack by tossing two fast bombs,which were exploded in Bomberman's face by two faster bullets from Samus's blaster. Samus then ran at Bomberman,tripped him,picked him up,and tossed him up forty feet in the air. Bomberman hit the ground with a thud.

Mario:It looks like things aren't going too well for Bomberman...

Bomberman,damaged,lifted himself from the ground and tossed another bomb at Samus,expecting her to shoot it in the air,where he could toss another bomb and hit her. Instead,Samus caught the bomb in the air and tossed it back at Bomberman 10 times the speed he threw it himself. It hit Bomberman and damaged him even more. Bomberman decided to use his most powerful attack,an attack nobody knew he had. Bomberman suddenly split into 5 Bombermans.

Luigi:Whoa! What an awesome attack!

Bomberman:Block my moves now.

All five Bombermen threw three bombs at Samus,totaling up to 15 bombs in the air. Samus lashed out her Grappling Beam at one of the cloned Bombermen,swinging the Bomberman around as a shield,intercepting every bomb. The dead Bomberman then fell to the floor. There was four more to go. Although she could wipe them all out at the same time,she decided to go one by one. Samus planted 3 bullets into one of the Bomberman Clone's head,killing it. One of the two remaining clones threw a bomb at Samus,who retaliated by using the Grappling Beam to push it back at the Bomberman,exploding the bomb in the clone's face,killing it. The remaining clone rushed up to Samus,and Samus did 100 lightning fast turning kicks to it,shattering it's fat head into a million pieces. The only Bomberman left was the real Bomberman,who was bug-eyed at what just happened in the last 18 seconds.

Samus:Never underestimate your opponent.

Bomberman quickly snapped out of his trance,and threw 10 bombs at Samus,9 of which were intercepted by a bullet or caught and thrown back. The one that hit Samus took away exactly 0 units of energy. Samus took Bomberman by the throat,tossed him in the air,and kicked him,shattering it in a million pieces. Bomberman now looked like a small alien with happy-faced shorts on. Luckily for Bomberman,a very strong Bomberman in the audience sacrificed his suit and tossed it to Bomberman,who put it on. Now Bomberman's suit was at least twenty times as strong as it was before,and it looked much stronger. The now 11 foot tall Bomberman loomed over Samus.

Luigi:Now Bomberman is much stronger. Now he may be up to par with Samus.

Mario:Not if Samus relies on her heavier artillery.

The gigantic Bomberman tossed a giant bomb at Samus,who could not stop it with her ordinary gun. Samus jumped to her maximum extent as the explosive bomb destroyed part of the arena. Samus fired multiple bullets into the huge Bomberman's chest,which didn't even faze it. The massive Bomberman kicked Samus,but this did no damage to her whatsoever due to the great power of her yellow Power Suit. Samus then fired a Missile at the 11 foot Bomberman,which caused the injured Bomberman to fall down. The large Bomberman picked itself up off the ground and prepared to throw a very big bomb,when Ridley descended into the arena.

Samus:What the hell? I killed you twice already!

Ridley:Hey,whats-your-face in the white,how about we team up and put an end to this weakling Samus.

Bomberman:Sure!

Luigi:Hey,weird dragon thingy! You have to get out of the arena! No helping the contestants!

Ridley:I will do as I please.

With that,Ridley swung his tail at the bottom of the hosting booth,completely shaving the bottom of it off. Mario and Luigi fell to the Deathmatch arena. Mario,unlike Luigi,was very PO'd.

Mario:You think you can just waltz in here,try to kill Samus,and make us fall 100 feet! Well,I've got a little item here that'll kill you so fast,you won't even know what hit you! It's called the Metal Cap,and it makes me invincible. If you don't get your scaly posterior out of this stadium right now,I'll use it!

Ridley:Fool! You think a shiny metal hat will defeat me! Hahaha!

Mario:Prepare to die!

After placing the Metal Cap on his head,Mario transformed into one of his most powerful forms. Mario dashed at Ridley and punched him in the head,which,to Mario's suprise,hurt his hand. Ridley spit 3 fireballs at Metal Mario,which burnt him to a crisp. The half-dead normal Mario now lay on the floor. Luigi fed him Pick Me Ups after Pick Me Ups. After 30 Pick Me Ups,Mario was alive again. Although Luigi was very pissed that some dragon had came in and killed his brother,he knew that Ridley would destroy him if he attacked. Mario and Luigi went to another hosting booth,hoping that Samus would win.

Armstrong Houston:Cheap! That's cheating!

Armstrong Houston jumped into the arena and began to take on Bomberman. Samus began to fight Ridley.

Ridley:You will die,Aran.

Samus:We'll see.

Samus switched on a combination of deadly beams,Charge and Plasma,and began firing away at Ridley. Ridley retaliated by spitting 3 fireballs at Samus,then picking her up and nearly crushing her in his talons. Meanwhile,Armstrong Houston was firing Long Beam at Bomberman,knocking him back and damaging him a bit. Bomberman then pulled out a very large bomb and pumped it to three times it's size. The bomb was now at least 20 square feet. Bomberman picked it up with trouble,and hurled it at Houston. Houston was damaged for about 10 energy units. Samus,still battling Ridley,was getting tired of toying around with him and switched her beam to the most powerful attack in the entire universe,the Hyper Beam. This was the first time she had ever used this in a deathmatch,and she didn't regret it. Firing it once at Ridley,the pterodactyl didn't even leave a corpse as it was completely eradicated.

Mario:Whoa...

Luigi:That was... incredible... Why don't you use that attack on Bomberman,Samus?

Mario:I'll answer your question,Luigi. You cannot kill any competitors in a Nintendoland Deathmatch. It's in the rulebook.

Luigi:Okay. Excuse me,Mr.Blue suit,could you take your place in the audience? The dragon is dead now.

Houston:Gotcha.

Houston then went back into the audience. Samus put one of her top pair of boots on,the Speed Booster. Now Samus could travel the speed of light. In a millisecond,Bomberman was back in a normal suit. Bomberman tossed 10 bombs. Samus,more than a blur,had no trouble countering them all. Samus took off her Speed Booster boots. Bomberman knew he could not defeat Samus,so he decided to try to get her PO'd. Then she would be too pissed to think,and Bomberman might have a chance.

Bomberman:Hey,loser,you can't beat me. You can't even beat that skirt boy,Link.

Samus:That was a long time ago. My suit was made by Chief Hardy then,unlike the Chozo-made one I have now. I had almost no weapons,and my weapons that I did have were beta versions.

Bomberman:Well then,Mother Brain,who nearly defeated you,lost in a snap to a robot named Sigma!

Samus:We sent a decoy Mother Brain. The real Mother Brain would have killed Sigma long before it's body form.

Bomberman:Samus,you are an idiot.

Samus:It takes one to know one,doesn't it?

Bomberman:I can easily defeat you.

Samus:I have not even touched any of my heavy weaponry besides the Speed Booster and Hyper Beam. By the way,I'm not stupid. Your plan is to try and get me PO'd,then I would be too pissed to think,giving you a chance,isn't it?

Mario:Enough arguing! Fight!

Bomberman then tossed a pumped-up bomb at Samus,who exploded it in the air with 3 normal shots,the blast radius harming Bomberman. Bomberman then ran at Samus and kicked her,nearly breaking his foot.

Luigi:Samus's Power Suit is stronger than I thought...

Samus then ran at Bomberman,uppercutting him in the stomach,sending him flying upwards 50 feet at the rate of 20 mph. Bomberman dropped to the ground head-first,getting his head stuck in the ground. The Metroid fans laughed as Bomberman's two small legs kicked up and down from the ground. Bomberman was in pain. He unstuck his head from the ground and immediately tossed 3 remote bombs at Samus,detonating them on top of her. This also damaged Samus for 0 units of energy. Samus then shot all seven of the Nintendoland Deathmatch arena lights,in turn making everything pitch black.

Mario:I don't think either of the contestants can acually see with the lights out.

Luigi:Actually,Samus can turn on her X-Ray Scope and spot Bomberman easily.

Mario:Well then,when is Samus going to turn it on?

Luigi:I'll go get the generator.*leaves*

Samus,who already had her X-Ray Scope on,easily spotted Bomberman,who was aimlessly chucking pumped-up bombs in every possible direction. Samus shot Bomberman's arms off with Spazer,and pointed her blaster straight for his chest.

Samus:Do you give up yet?

Bomberman:...Never...

Samus then smashed her blaster into Bomberman's face,knocking him out. Luigi switched the power for the generator on,and saw a knocked out Bomberman. Luigi made his way back to the Hosting Booth.

Mario:And the winner of this deathmatch is... Samus Aran!

Mario made his way to Samus and presented her with a golden medal for winning the Deathmatch.

Mario:Congratulations,Samus.

Samus:Thanks.

Mario and Luigi:Well, that's all for this Nintendoland Deathmatch. Good fight, good night!

This summary was written by: Da Metroid