NintendoLand Deathmatch summary #1/1
Samus Aran vs. Captain Falcon

The giant silver screen in the DeathMatch arena presented past battles of the many Nintendo competitors. After some of the moves preformed by the characters were shown, the camera pans to the massive crowd that sold out the DeathMatch arena in Nintendoland!!!
 
Mario: "And welcome again, to the DeathMatch arena, where your favorite Nintendo stars duke it out with their pride on the line.
 
Luigi: "And what a match up we have for you tonight ladies and gentlemen."
 
Mario: "That's right, because tonight, Samus of the Metroid series, goes toe to speedy toe with Captain Falcon of the F-Zero series."
 
Luigi: "You can count on us to give you good people the full coverage with our cometary."
 
Mario: "Later though. For now, the people want to hear what I think of this match. In my expert, sound, all knowing opinion, I predict that Captain Falcon will come out on top."
 
Luigi: "...are you sure about that Mario?"
 
Mario: "Of course I am sure. I am Mario, the sole reason for Nintendo's success. AND I am the most loved video game character of all time."
 
Luigi: "But Samus has beams, missiles, bombs, a Screw Attack that basically makes here invulnerable, energy tanks, reserve tanks, armor, speed boots, jump boots, and she can turn into a ball!"
 
Mario: "Does she have the Falcon Punch?"
 
Luigi: "No, but she has an ice beam. And may a remind you that it is the same ice beam that froze Mega Man X dead in his tracks."
 
Mario: "Right, and Falcon's fire kick will do him well. Fire beats ice Luigi..."
 
Luigi: "...Okay..." Luigi said in an embarrassed tone as he turned to the camera. "Here is a clip from Falcon's last match. Take a look."
 
~A clip rolled of Falcon's match with Donkey Kong.~
 
Mario: "See there, Falcon beat DK! He beat the that banana eating low life that humiliated me..."
 
Luigi: "I detect a grudge toward DK" Luigi said in a monotone voice.
 
Mario: "Falcon is the man, he avenged me, and now he will win today!"
 
Luigi: "Are you listening? Here look at this..."
 
~A clip of the Samus/Bomberman match played.~
 
Luigi: "See there, Samus whipped BM with little effort."
 
Mario: "Well Bomberman is a nobody, Falcon beat DK. You never fought DK, so you can just shut up!"
 
Luigi: "I'm not dissing DK, all I'm saying..." ~cut off~ Mario: "The best you can do is pick on his little buddy Diddy."
 
Luigi: "Yeah, I get done wrong. I can contend just as good as any other Nintendo star. I am getting my own game."
 
Mario: "Yes folks, buy my little brother's game. You can see me in it at the end of the game when Luigi saves me."
 
~Luigi clenched his fists~ Luigi: "Moving right along..."
 
~Just then, the crowd heard a familiar tune. It was the Zelda theme song!~
 
Mario: "Zelda?"
 
~Zelda came walking down to the announce table as the crowd cheered for the princess~
 
Luigi: "Yikes, let me do the introductions Mario, then you sit between me and Zelda."
 
Mario: "Huh? Why?"
 
Luigi: "When Ganondorf took your place as commentator, it was for the Zelda/Ruto match. You don't know how cold that woman is..."
 
Mario: "Okay, go ahead."
 
~Luigi gets up and runs to the ring~
 
Mario: "Welcome Zelda to ringside. You are Zelda the first right?"
 
Zelda: "Thank you Mario. It is a pleasure to be here. But, what do you mean the first? I am the only Zelda. The same Zelda in Ocarina of Time just as I am the same in Link to the Past and Adventure of Link."
 
Mario: "Ah, of course. I just thought we should clear that up for all of the confused fans out there. So then Zelda, who do you think will win this match?"
 
Zelda: "Well, to tell the truth, I am placing my rupees on Samus. Because she is a woman. GIRL POWER!"
 
Mario: (under his breath)"Luigi was right, she is cold."
 
Zelda: "However, it is a safe bet that when it comes to who the best woman is, I, the lovely princess will always be that woman."
 
~Just then, the music from F-Zero plays and out comes Falcon.~
 
Luigi: "Making his way to the ring, from the F-Zero series, the number one racer, Captain Falcon!"
 
~Falcon dashes to the ring with amazing speed. Falcon jumped high and landed in the middle of the ring. With that, he posed for the crowd.~
 
Falcon: "Show mey ya moves!"
 
~The music from Metroid 3's Zebes surface level plays.~
 
Luigi: "And making her..." ~Before Luigi could finish he was cut off by Samus's appearance.~
 
~Samus sped toward the ring in a blue light, stopped right before plowing into the ring, and sky rocketed straight through the stadium roof! Moments later a ball fell from the hole in the ceiling. The ball fell over the ring, and before it hit the ground it opened! Out of it appeared Samus who landed softly in front of Falcon.~
 
Falcon: "Whaa..."
 
~The crowd went wild with cheers. The crowd cheered "Samus", as their volume boomed through out the building.~
 
Falcon: "I don't remember seeing you do that in Super Smash Bros."
 
Samus: "We aren't in Super Smash Bros. anymore. Now you will see my full power." Samus said in a robotic sounding voice.
 
Falcon: "Wait, uh...I didn't really come here to win...anyway...I...uh...can't hit a lady...?" Falcon said almost as if asking if that were a good excuse.
 
~Falcon stood firm in the ring.~
 
Zelda: "HA! He is afraid of a girl! Hee hee hee!" Zelda said as the crowd booed Falcon.
 
~"Falcon Sucks" echoed through the building. Finally, Samus showed Falcon her moves!~
 
Luigi: "Well, Falcon may not be able to hit a lady, but he can sure hit the floor!"
 
Mario: "WOW! Samus just flattened Falcon like an F-Zero road kill!"
 
Zelda: "Of course."
 
Luigi: "Falcon needs to learn that ethnics don't fly well in the DeathMatch Ring!"
 
Mario: "Falcon is back up! Falcon now grabbing Samus, and kicking her out of the ring!"
 
Zelda: "Samus falls out of the ring...but wait! She jumps in mid air and lands on the turn buckle!"
 
Luigi: "I think Falcon has a tough fight on his hands."
 
Mario: "Well you don't have to be mother brain to know that Luigi. Ha ha ha!"
 
Luigi: "Mario, I though you were the one that said Falcon would overcome Samus."
 
Mario: (turns to Zelda) "Now you know why I left him to watch the house."
 
Zelda: "Hee hee hee..."
 
Mario: (back to Luigi) "Don't be ridiculous. You must be mistaken."
 
Luigi: "No respect around here. Samus is now charging up and...wow! There are four Ice Beams circling her!"
 
Mario: "Yes, she can combine her Power Bombs and her beams to create an attack!"
 
Zelda: "Yes, us girls are resourceful like that. How about the time I held Ruto with my magic then froze her again like I had done in Ocarina of Time? Am I cool or what?"
 
Luigi: "Cold is more like it. Besides, if Falcon had a suit full of power like Samus's, things would be a more evenly matched."
 
Mario: "That has nothing to do with it Luigi. I beat Ganondorf, and he is the one with the Triforce of Power!"
 
Luigi: "HA! Bowser beat Ganondorf."
 
Mario: "Oh yeah..."
 
~ As Luigi, Mario and Zelda argued, in the ring...~
 
Falcon: "Stop it Samus!" Falcon yelled.
 
Samus: "Come on, have some fun."
 
Falcon: "Fun? Beating you to death isn't fun."
 
Samus: "Oh, beating me?"
 
Falcon: "Right. I don't think I could go through with killing such a beautiful thing."
 
Samus: "Of course you couldn't, you wouldn't even be able to land a single blow!"
 
Falcon: "Maybe I could if there weren't Ice Beams flying around you."
 
~As Falcon said that the Ice Beams flew from Samus. One of them hit Falcon and froze him.~
 
Luigi: "Well it seems that Zelda isn't the only cold one around here. Falcon is frozen by Samus's shot!"
 
Mario: "What is Samus doing now? She is shooting fire at Falcon."
 
Luigi: "Falcon is thawing out, but why?"
 
Zelda: "I'll tell you why. She is going to prove that she can beat Falcon without her powers!"
 
Mario: "In that case, don't count Falcon out yet Luigi. Have some faith in him."
 
Luigi: "Whatever Mario."
 
Samus: "There, now...Show me your moves!"
 
Luigi: "And now the real match is under way!"
 
Mario: "Falcon and Samus are using some kind of Martial Arts fighting on each other..."
 
Luigi: "Falcon now with a high kick, then a leg sweep. Both hit Samus. Falcon now with an axe kick but Samus balls up and rolls out of the way!"
 
Mario: "And she rolls out of the ring to recover. See Luigi, here she is in front of us running scared!"
 
Zelda: "Excuse me?"
 
Mario: "I mean, uh, ... Samus now on the outside luring Falcon into the open...?"
 
Zelda: "Better."
 
Mario: "Falcon jumps from the top rope and tries a downward double kick, it connects! Falcon follows up with a Falcon kick!!!"
 
Luigi: "And Samus goes flying over the ring, covered in flames!"
 
Zelda: "But wait! Samus flips and lands on her feet! Samus jumps up on the apron and runs toward Falcon. Samus jumps and comes down on Falcon's head with her blaster! That has to hurt!"
 
Mario: "Samus follows up with leg sweep, but Falcon catches himself and rolls back away from Samus."
 
Luigi: "Samus tackles Falcon and hits him with the elbow!"
 
Zelda: "Samus now picking Falcon up and shoving him back into the ring. Samus takes to the top rope and goes for the knee smash..."
 
Luigi: "NO! Falcon rolls out of harms way, and Samus only hurts her own leg."
 
Mario: "Falcon is back up. He is holding Samus up, and he upper cuts her! Samus is flying upward now."
 
Zelda: "Falcon jumps and flips back with a kick to Samus' back!"
 
Luigi: "Samus has regained her composure and is coming back down with a kick. Falcon darts out of the way just in time and returns with a back hand to Samus!"
 
Mario: "If nothing else, Falcon has speed over Samus."
 
Zelda: "That is true. But Samus is a kind of slow, compared to me that is."
 
Luigi: "You are just the opposite Zelda. Samus is "slow" and tough, and you are fast and easy!"
 
Zelda: "Shut up La-Weggie!"
 
Mario: "HA!! HA!! HA!! La-Weggie!!! It's-a mey! La-Weggie!"
 
Luigi: "...Samus and Falcon on the ramp exchanging attacks."
 
Mario: "Though I think Falcon would rather exchange phone numbers with Samus."
 
Luigi: "Samus kicks at Falcon, but Falcon ducks under it! Falcon counters and Samus blocks it!"
 
Mario: "Falcon now taking the offensive, he continues his assault with rapid punches. Now a knee to her abdomen, another Falcon Kick, and now Falcon runs up, jumps, and grabs onto Samus in mid air."
 
Luigi: "Yes, Falcon Dive!!!"
 
Mario: "POW! An explosion! And Samus goes flying...OVER HERE!!!"
 
~Luigi and Zelda dodge, but Samus crashes directly into Mario!~
 
Zelda: "So glad you could join us Samus. Hee hee hee."
 
Luigi: "Samus is back up, and as mad as a Skree."
 
Zelda: "Samus flips through the air with her Space Jump boots, and flies at Falcon with a kick! It connects!"
 
Mario: "Ooooo what happened...?"
 
Luigi: "Samus now capitalizing on Falcon's mistake. She picks him up, OH! Just to knock him back down with a spike to his shoulder."
 
Mario: "I am hurt bad, I need some help here."
 
Zelda: "Samus is unrelenting, she just keeps pounding Falcon into submission!"
 
Mario: "Hey, what about me?"
 
Luigi: "What about you Mario? You're not hurt, you just want the spot light."
 
Mario: "Thats right. I am not hurt. It takes more than that to stop-a me! Mario!"
 
Luigi: "Samus now with punches to Falcon's mid section...but wait! Falcon is battling back! The two are punching each other around! Who will fall first?!?!"
 
Mario: "Samus tries a power punch with her blaster, but Falcon jumps over her, flips and...!!!"
 
Falcon: "FALCON..."
 
Mario, Luigi, Zelda, and audience: "PUNCH!!!"
 
~Samus turns around just in time to see herself get plastered with the mighty Falcon Punch!~
 
Luigi: "AND SAMUS GOES FLYING!!!"
 
Zelda: "Right through the DeathMatch big screen!"
 
Mario: "Mama-mia! First a hole in the roof, now a hole in the DM screen? What next?"
 
~Just as Mario said that, out from behind the stage comes Samus blazing in toward Falcon in a blue blur! Falcon side steps to avoid, and Samus plows right through the DeathMatch Ring!~
 
Mario: "EEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!"
 
~Fortunately, Samus was able to stop right before she ran through the announce table! Samus glowed with a white light, just then, she charged back toward Falcon once again in a yellow blur!!! Samus tore though the ring again as Falcon ran away from Samus. Falcon tripped half way up the ramp and lied helpless as the speeding Samus charged right for him! Just as Samus reached Falcon she stopped! Her light faded, and a strange noise was heard. It sounded like an alarm.~
 
Luigi: "Of course! That attack drains Samus' energy! She is out of power!"
 
Zelda: "And it looks like she is out of luck, as Falcon kicks her back into the ring! Or, whats left of it."
 
Mario: "Ma...ma...mi...aaa huuu huuuuuu?"
 
Luigi: "Are you alright Mario?"
 
Zelda: "YES! Hold on, Samus isn't done yet! She has just used her reserve tanks! She has plenty of power now!"
 
Luigi: "Darn that suit of hers! Falcon runs back into the ring unaware of Samus' recovery."
 
Zelda: "Samus is up and...She flips at Falcon with the Screw Attack!!!"
 
Luigi: "Falcon gets fried! It looks like Samus isn't going to risk it this time."
 
Zelda: "Samus plants a Power Bomb on Falcon! She uses the blast to force her upward..."
 
Mario: "...and blasting Falcon in the process."
 
Luigi: "Samus flips and shoots a charged shot down at Falcon! And this match is OVER!"
 
Mario: "Falcon is bleeding profusely, and is down for the count."
 
Zelda: "KILL HIM SAMUS!!!"
 
~Samus lands and walks up to Falcon. Samus kneels down next to him.~
 
Falcon: "Wha... Samus..."
 
~Samus removes her helmet and shows her face!~
 
Samus: "I was wrong, you did land quite a few blows. I couldn't have beaten you without my suit..."
 
Falcon: "So get it over with, finish me."
 
~Samus, lifted Falcon a little with her arm and...~
 
Luigi, Mario, and Zelda: "*GASP*"
 
Luigi: "Yeah! Falcon did come out on top!"
 
Mario: "WOW! Samus just kissed Captain Falcon!!!"
 
Falcon: "Wow... I'm so glad you feel the same way I d-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
 
Audience: "OOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
 
Zelda: "HA! HA! Samus just slapped Falcon and knocked him out! What a finisher!"
 
Luigi: "I must admit that was pretty cool."
 
Zelda: "Yeah, but I would have killed him afterward. Ya see Samus is strong and all, but she is not as skilled, powerful, or beautiful as I am."
 
Mario: "Uh, Zelda..."
 
Zelda: "She needs her suit to fight. I don't need anything. I am a better fighter than she is."
 
Luigi: "Zelda. Shut, up."
 
Zelda: "Who are you telling to shut up? I am Princess Zelda. Why don't you make me shut up?"
 
Luigi: "I would, but someone is already ahead of me in line for that." Luigi said as he and Mario pointed behind Zelda.
 
~Zelda turned around to see Samus right in her face.~
 
Luigi: "Holy! Samus just slammed Zelda's head into our table!"
 
Mario: "Samus is pounding Zelda right in front of our eyes!"
 
Luigi: "Samus is picking Zelda up and..."
 
Mario, and Luigi: "Eeewwwwww!!!"
 
Mario: "Zelda is slammed right through the announce table!!!"
 
Luigi: "Hey wait, here comes Donkey Kong!!!"
 
Mario: "WHAT?!?!"
 
Luigi: "DK, down to the ring! DK is picking up the steel steps, and he is pulling Falcon out of the ring! Falcon is dazed, he is just standing there, and...DAMN! DK just crushed Falcon's head with the steel steps! And now Samus is running over to DK! And no! She is hit by the steps as well! Mario, we have to stop this... Huh? Mario?"
 
~Mario poked his head over the crowd barrier.~
 
Mario: "Is it...safe?"
 
Luigi: "Mario! Go stop DK!"
 
Mario: "Uh...I can't...right now..." Mario said as he ducked back down.
 
~Luigi ran over to DK. DK threw the steps at Luigi but Luigi rolled and avoided it.~
 
Mario: "L...L...Luigi is fighting DK. Luigi kicks DK up...YEAH! Luigi uses his Super Smash Bros. moves! A downward drill, a Luigi Cyclone, another kick! Luigi is up, he grabs DK and throws him...toward ME!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"
 
~Just then Samus, who was waiting for Luigi to throw DK, shoots a charged shot at DK. DK goes flying! DK retreats to the back stage area.~
 
Mario: "Phew. DK is gone. The roof is a mess, the ring is destroyed, and Zelda is through our announce table! Samus has picked a fight with Zelda!"
 
Luigi: "Zelda is in a world of hurt, and she is angry! Is this a glimpse of things to come? Will Zelda and Samus have a match next week? That is up to you the reader! Vote for the Zelda vs. Samus Death Match on the Death Match's main page. If it isn't there, suggest it. Then vote for it."
 
Mario: "Samus glares back at Zelda as she helps Falcon to the medical bay, just to see Zelda glaring right back at her. Who will be the victor in of this cat fight? Stay tuned..."
 
Luigi: "So Mario, why didn't you help Samus and I with DK? Why did you just hide behind the crowd barrier?"
 
Mario: "Uh...I wasn't hiding, I was...keeping the crowd safe. That's it...
   
This summary was written by Mike Peters.