NintendoLand Deathmatch summary
Samus Aran VS. Mega Man

Ben: And we're back! New arena, new ring, new booths, and new fighters!
 
Jim: That last fight really wasn't controlled, was it?
 
Ben: Quiet, cast-boy.
 
Jim: Can I help it if Luigi almost broke my neck in that stupid headlock of his?
 
Ben: No, but you could have stopped screaming, "Not in the face! Not in the face!"
 
Jim: That's enough of that. We have two new competitors and this time they are from completely different worlds. Samus Aran, the woman who personally bested Mother Brain into submission, will take on Mega Man, the robot guardian of Megaland who has defeated hundreds of Dr. Wily's robots.
 
Ben: Shh! They're entering the ring now!
 
Samus Aran enters the ring, donned in her full armor. She charges up a few small shots and fires them into the crowd, to which the crowd goes crazy.
 
Jim: Showoff.
 
Ben: Quiet! Taking a glance at my notes, Samus Aran has invaded the realm of Mother Brain several times and dispatched of her evil legions, but she has never succeeded in destroying Mother Brain herself. Among her seemingly endless list of powers is a laser cannon, a bomb deployment section in her armor and her famous Charge Shot, which can blow the walls off this stadium!
 
Jim: That is one pumped up chic.
 
Ben: Do you want us to lose our entire female audience? Take that back, right now!
 
Jim: Okay, sor-
 
Ben: SHUT UP! Mega Man is entering the ring now.
 
A familiar tune fills the arena and Mega Man walks slowly into the ring. He slides into the ring and glances at Samus, not saying a word.
 
Jim: Mega Man has thwarted Dr. Wily's plans to conquer Megaland countless times and has destroyed innumerable legions of Wily's evil robots. Like Samus, Mega Man hasn't put Wily away yet, but we hope that he will, someday.
 
Ben: The bell has rung and the two are ready to fight!
 
Samus ran to Mega Man and grabbed him, giving him solid punch that sent him reeling. She started charging up a plasma ball, but Mega Man gave her a headbutt and tossed her into the ropes and slammed her into the ground. Samus sent a electric pulse through her armor and Mega Man jumped back in pain.
 
The two charged into each other but neither fell over due to the protection on their armor. Mega Man grabbed Samus and shot a Mega Buster directly at her. She fell to the ground and shot a laser blast at Mega Man's feet. He was hit and fell over as well.
 
Jim: Both fighters are on the ground again!
 
Mega Man: Give up, Samus. I don't want to hurt you.
 
Samus: You couldn't, even if you wanted to! Come on, blue boy, show me what you're made of!
 
Mega Man: I'm made of titanium!
 
Mega Man slammed into Samus so hard she flew out of the ring and onto the apron. She shot a bomb into the ring but Mega Man dodged it. Instead, she slid into the ring and launched her electric rope into Mega Man. Once she had him tangled up, she hurled him as fast as she could. Mega Man landed onto the entrance tier and slowly climbed to his feet. He equipped the Elec Blast that he had stored for emergencies and jumped back into the ring.
 
Ben: Mega Man seems to have come prepared, wouldn't you say, Jim?
 
Jim: Yeah. That's not against the rules, is it?
 
Ben: Of course not! This is a battle of high tech warriors. Everything is allowed.
 
Jim: Um… Even them?
 
Mega Man: You're asking for it...
 
Samus: Gimme what you've got, there's a price on your head and I'm after it!
 
You could almost feel the awesome discharge as Mega Man unleashed his dreaded Elec Beam. The electric sparks shot our of his arm cannon in blazing speed. Samus rolled into a ball to try and dodge Mega Man's attacks, but in vain. She was caught in one of the sparks.
Mega Man didn't hesitate. He pulled out one of his Crash Bombs and threw a number of them at the crippled bounty hunter.
 
Jim: She's toast!
   
In heavy pain, Samus rose and gave her best with the Plasma beam. The several thousand degrees hot beam, cut right through Mega Man's left arm, but Mega Man felt no pain. Instead he began hurtling towards Samus to tackle her out of the ring. Instead of dodging his attack, Samus just stood there...

Benny: What's she doin'?
 
Jim: That's chic's got to-
 
Benny: Now you used that word again!
 
Jim: Ah, what the heck...
 
A slight smile crossed Samus lips as she enabled her Ice Beam. A clear blue beam of cold ice shot out of Samus cannon, and hit Mega Man right in the chest. Immediately, the blue robot's surprised face was frozen in a block of ice.

Jim: I told you the chic's hot!
 
Samus: I'm not a "chic"! I'll turn you into ice as well if you say that word again!
 
Jim: Ops....
 
Samus ran to the opposite side of the ring. She waited a second. Then she began running right at Mega Man. Her speed increased more and more until only a blue blur could be seen. Then she kneeled. She glowed with energy, and everyone who had ever played Super Metroid now knew what was going to happen. In the blink of an eye, Samus hurled herself through the air like a projectile, right at the frozen Mega Man. The blue blur that was Samus went right through the helpless robot. Mega Man, or rather the frozen parts of Mega Man, was scattered throughout the ring.
 
Benny & Jim: Wow!
 
Samus walked up to Mega Man's head lying in one corner of the ring and held it up. It was still functioning.
 
Jim: Smash his face it!
 
Samus: I will spare you. I was paid to come here and beat you, not to kill you. Now I'm going to claim my price money.
 
Jim: That's chic's soo hot, I can't believe it!
 
Samus: You shouldn't have said THAT!
 
Samus raised her cannon and unleashed a big ice beam, which hit the commentator booth. Both Jim and Benny was frozen in an gigantic block of ice.
 
Samus: Finally some peace and quite! Come on hand me the money. I have other bounties to hunt!
 
 
This summary was written by Danyal Herder and Mattias Liedholm.