NintendoLand Deathmatch summary #1/1
Stanley the Bugman vs. Donkey Kong

It’s a quiet evening at the deathmatch arena. The crowd is eagerly awaiting tonight’s Deathmatch. Wario is sitting in the arena eating a pizza some Goombas and Koopa Troopas are sitting in the audience munching popcorn. Suddenly they here a door open and out comes Luigi. He sits in his green chair in the announcer's booth. He grabs his microphone and speaks up.
 
Luigi: Good evening, and welcome to tonight’s deathmatch. I’m your host, Luigi Mario!!!
 
Crowd Cheers.
 
Luigi: Tonight, we’ll have a guest co-host because of Mario’s rather bizarre incident with a trash compactor. Anyway, tonight’s co-host will be MALLOW NIMBUS!
 
Crowd cheers
 
Mallow enters the announcer's booth and sits in Mario’s usual chair.
 
Mallow: Thank you Luigi. Tonight’s match will be against Stanley the Bugman star of Donkey Kong 3 VS The big ape, MONKEY KONG!!!!!
 
Luigi: That’s DONKEY KONG. Anyway, let’s start, first, the star of Donkey Kong 3, Mario’s and my cousin, the exterminator that has defeated DK before, STANLEY THE BUGMAN!!!
 
Stanley enters the arena with his trusty sprayer
 
Mallow: Now, the big ape that was defeated by Stanley, all those years ago, MONKE... err... DONKEY KONG!!!
 
Donkey Kong enters the arena with some barrels.
 
Donkey Kong: That’s DONKEY KONG, Mallow!!!
 
Luigi: Ready to fight?
 
Mallow: Game start!!!
 
Donkey Kong: Your goin’ down Stan.
 
Stanley: I’ve beaten ya before, and I will again!
 
Donkey Kong starts the battle by throwing some barrels at Stanley. One hits him and he flies backwards.
 
Stanley: Ouch, you’ll regret that!
 
Donkey Kong throws some more barrels at Stanley but he jumps over them and then jumps over Donkey Kong and does a hip drop on him.
 
Luigi: Donkey Kong pancakes!!!!
 
Mallow: DK’s gonna feel that one in the morning!!!
 
Donkey Kong gets back up and punches Stanley. Stanley flies into a wall. He gets back up and sprays Donkey Kong in the eyes.
 
Donkey Kong: MY EYES!!!! I CAN’T SEE!!!
 
Donkey Kong runs around the arena screaming.
 
Luigi: That bug spray must sting.
 
Mallow: Yeah.
 
Stanley: Now to finish you.
 
Stanley runs over and kicks DK in the gut hard and punches his face. Donkey Kong runs away with his Spinning Kong move from SSB. He then Charges up a punch.
 
Mallow: Donkey Kong’s coming back but he’s still blind.
 
Donkey Kong manages to punch Stanley and he flies clear across the arena. Stanley then hits the wall and flies back into Donkey Kong. They booth lie there unconscious.
 
Mallow: Who wins?
 
Luigi: looks like they booth beat each other up.
 
Mallow: Whom do we give the medal too then?
 
Luigi: I know...
 
Luigi runs down and puts a medal around DK and Stanley’s necks.
 
Mallow: Good Idea. By the way, thank you for inviting me here Luigi.
 
Luigi: No prob, you can conclude the match.
 
Mallow: Ok that concludes tonight's deathmatch.
 
Luigi: This is Luigi and Mar.. err.. Mallow signing off.
 
This summary written by: Stanley the Bugman.