NintendoLand Deathmatch summary
Waluigi VS. Luigi

I Luigi: First of all we'd like to welcome everyone to the Nintendoland Deathmatch stadium...hmmm....something seems to be missing...dosn't somone usualy cut me off about now...hmmm....well, first of all, for this deatmatch, we are going to let someone else anounce it! The winners of our popular "announce the next Nintendoland deathmatch" contest were Yoshi and Boshi! Well, it's time for the deathmat-
 
Toad: STOP THE MATCH! MARIO ISN'T HERE!!
 
Luigi: Oh ya...him....I was wondering why there was actually pasta left over when I got home yesterday....
 
Toad: Luigi, what happened to him! I just talked to him yesterday!
 
Out of no-where, a Warp Pipe appears.
 
Toad: That must be Mario....MARIO! Where have you bee-
 
Luigi: That's not Mario!
 
Kirby: Who is it?! Ganon?! Bowser?! Are we all gona die?!
 
Luigi: No, it's just Waluigi.
 
Kirby: Oh...just him. *yawn*
 
Waluigi: I don't get any respect! No one thinks I'm evil enough or good enough to be a Nintendo character! Well, I'll show them! I've captured Mario and now I'm going to destroy Nintendoland! STARTING WITH THIS STADIUM!!
 
The crowd screams with fear! Waligi pulls out a remote with a single red button on it...he takes a look at the terified audiance and pushes it! Bombs come out of several trap doors on the floor.
 
Waluigi: Now I'll destroy you all!
 
Yoshi: Um...does this mean we arn't going to get to see the Mario vs. Pikachu match?
 
Waluigi: OF COURSE!!
 
Yoshi: Okay, just checking...geeze....you'd think he was evil or something.
 
Waluigi: I AM!! I'm about to destroy Nintendoland and yet I still get no respect!
 
Luigi: It appears your little stunt isn't going to earn you any respect...do you want to remain a loser or be a champion?
 
Waluigi: Shutup!
 
Luigi: If you want to be a champion...I may have a bit of a deal for you....
 
Waluigi: Spill it!
 
Luigi: Well....maybe we could have a fight here tonight after all...say...um...LUIGI VS WALUIGI!
 
Waluigi: You want to challenge me?!
 
Luigi: Of course, we'd have to through in a few special rules. If I win, you leave Nintendoland in peace. If You win, not only do you destroy Nintendoland, you also have the pride of taking down Nintendo's co-mascot!
 
Waluigi: Why should I listen to you?! I'm the one with the bombs!
 
Luigi: Well...if you want to be a looser....*sigh*...go ahead...stay a looser...be known as the worst Nintendo character forever!
 
Waluigi: WAIT!!
 
Luigi: What?
 
Waluigi: I....I...
 
Luigi: Ya...?
 
Waluigi: I ACCEPT YOUR CHANLLENGE!
 
Luigi: Then let's get started!
 
The crowd cheers for the Luigi while everyone boos Waluigi. (seriosuly, Big Boo is told to sick Waluigi and has to be restraigned by Link 3)
 
The fight begins with Waluigi jumping on top of Luigi and pinning him to the ground. Waluigi pounds him consitintly until Luigi appears to be knocked out!
 
Waluigi: It appears I've won!
 
Luigi steps up, aperently still fine!
 
Luigi: I was almost certain you'd realise I was faking it, this mearly prooves how dumb you are!
 
Waluigi charges at Luigi...not a smart move. Luigi uses Ultra Flameright when Waluigi is about to hit him!
 
Waluigi: **** you! Your not going to win this!
 
Waluigi pulls out a metal cap and puts it on to become...Metal Waluigi!
 
Waluigi: Let's see you beat this!
 
Luigi puts on a vanish cap right before Waluigi gets to him....
 
Luigi: SEE?! Your nothing but a cheep character made to raise hype for Mario Tennis 64! You have no place in Nintendo!
 
Waligi: Shut the **** up, you've always been secound to Mario and always will be! Don't you think there's a reason Nintendo dosn't use you anymore. NO ONE LIKES YOU!!
 
In a flash, Luigi was beaming fireballs at Waluigi who's Metal Cap ran out at the wrong time. Flamming again, Waluigi fell to the ground!
 
Waluigi pulls himself back up and pulls out his remote.
 
Waluigi: Why am I even trying this?! I've already one! You'll be dead in a few secounds!
 
Luigi: ...and then everyuone will hate you even more!
 
Waluigi dosn't know what to do. If he kills Luigi, he won't be a big hero, but is he lost, he would walk away empty handed.
 
Waluigi makes up his mind....he was going to give Luigi everything he had.
 
Waluigi: I'm sick of this! I won't be treated this way! I am going to be the star of Nintendo!
 
Waluigi pulls out a baseball bat. SMACK! Luigi falls to the ground. Luigi tried to get back up and...SMACK! Luigi strugles to get back up and...SAMCK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK SMACK! Luigi's face is covered with blood.
 
Waluigi: You'll die if you don't give up, just give in and let me have the badge!
 
Luigi: I...I...I give...*pauses* I DON'T GIVE IN!
 
SMACK! Waluigi is killing Luigi. He pulls out a beam sword and a powerful ray comes out of it.
 
Waluigi: GIVE IN BEFORE YOU DIE!
 
Luigi ignores him...but even if he wanted to say something, he probably wouldn't be able to. He was hurt bad.
 
Waluigi: Well then...your time has come....to be the looser. The pathetic character that no one loves. The character that I was before thi-
 
Luigi kicks the beam sword out of Waluigi's hand. He didn't know why but he was full of streagth again. He had to win....for Nintendo....for evetyone who ever played SMB and loved it. For everyone who played Goldeneye for 12 days without sleep. He had to win this.
 
Luigi pulled himself up and grabbed the bat Waluigi had dropped when he pulled out the beam sword. SMACK! Waluigi fell to the ground.
 
Waluigi: I won't give in!
 
SMACK!
 
Waluigi: You won't win this!
 
SMACK!
 
Waluigi: STOP IT!!
 
SMACK!
 
Waluigi: I GIVE UP!!!!
 
Catiously, Luigi backed away....Waluigi slowly got up and the fell over again.
 
Toad walked over and gave Luigi the badge.
 
Luigi: Umm...this says "Winner of the Mario vs. Pikachu deathmatch!" on it...but thanks.
 
Toad: Wait....did anyone notice that Boshi and Yoshi havn't said a thing since this match started?!
 
Luig: Ya....where did they go?
 
Everyone looked up to see Boshi and Yoshi pounding each other!
 
Toad: Looks like they were having a bit of a match on their own....
 
Waluigi: Have you all forgotten me?! Am I that pathetic that you didn't even see me get up?! Well, I don't care anymore! I'm going to destroy Nintendoland! I don't care if I lost!
 
Waluigi is up ina helicopter, ready to fly away. He slowly moves his thumb towards the button. He looks at the terrified crows...he's enjoying this.
 
A boombarange smacks to remote...it falls to the ground and is crushed. Link 2 was later proven to be the one who threw the boomberange but everyone claimed to be the one who saved Nintendoland from Waluigi.
 
Waluigi: NO!! My plan is ruined! This can't be! How can this have happened?! WAIT!
 
Luigi: What now?!
 
Waluigi: I still have Mario!
 
Kirby: Actually, it's kind of the other way around....
 
Waluigi: Huh?
 
Waluigi turns around to see Mario holding a baseball bat. SMACK! Waluigi falls to the floor. Mario throws a net over waluigi and traps him....it was over...Waluigi had lost.
 
Yoshi (who had finally defeated Boshi): Well, I suppose the match between Mario and Pikachu is over! Who won?
 
Toad (looking at Luigi): Are you going to tell him, or should I?
 
Luigi: Let's wait a while.....
 
.....and so ends this week's deathmatch....Luigi has saved the day...but is it really over yet? Waluigi is still being rejected...what will happen to him? We'll see.....
 

 
This deathmatch was written by Mario*