NintendoLand Deathmatch summary
Waluigi VS. Wario

Announcer: Welcome to the NintendoLand Deathmatch Stadium. Here numerous battles have taken place between famous Nintendo characters. Now here are your hosts, Mario and Luigi!
 
A pillar of red smoke and a pillar of green smoke appear in the announcer's box. When the smoke !clears, Mario and Luigi are standing there.
 
Mario: It's-a me, Mario!
 
Luigi: And me, Luigi, numba one.
 
Mario and Luigi take their seats up high in the announcer's box.
 
Mario: Tonight we have a fight between the two wickedest brothers around, Wario and Waluigi. Who will win, who cares?
 
Luigi: I agree with you there. I hope they fight until they both drop dead!
 
Voices: Hey, your gonna pay for that.
 
Mario and Luigi turn around. Behind them are standing Wario and Waluigi.
 
Mario: Hey, you're supposed to be down there!
 
Wario: I don't think so. Me and Waluigi are gonna kill you! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
 
Luigi turns and whispers in Mario's ear.
 
Luigi: We have to find some way to get them to fight.
 
Mario: Leave it to me.
 
Waluigi: Hey, what are you guys whispering about?
 
Mario: Nothing, just telling Luigi about how Wario stole $50 from your wallet.
 
! Wario: Lies I tell you!
 
Mario: Check for yourself.
 
Waluigi takes his black velcro wallet from his pocket and check it.
 
Waluigi: Hey, I am missing a fifty.
 
Mario slowly slides a $50 into his pocket, unnoticed.
 
Mario: Oh, and I was also telling Luigi about how Waluigi told Wario's girlfriend that he had genital herpes.
 
Wario: You going to die for this!
 
Waluigi: But I didn't!
 
Mario: Use my cell phone and call her.
 
Wario takes Mario's phone and dials his girlfriend.
 
Girlfriend: Hello?
 
Wario: It's-a me, Wario!
 
Girlfriend: I'm not talking to a freak with genital herpes.
 
Wario: But I don't have them.
 
Wario's girlfriend hangs up.
 
Wario: You sick bastard!
 
Wario grabs his little brother by the head and hurls him into the ring. Waluigi lands on his back but quickly gets to his feet.
 
Mario: And the match begins.
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Luigi: Who do you think will win?
 
Mario: I don't care. I just want to see them wail on each other.
 
Wario and Waluigi begin to move in circles around the ring. Wario charges at Waluigi, but Waluigi quickly dodges him. Wario continues to charge at Waluigi, but he is too swift for Wario.
 
Wario: I guess I'll just have to use this cap I stole from Mario in our last battle since he flushed my King Dragon cap down the toilet.
 
Wario takes Mario's metal cap from his pocket, puts it on, and turns into Metal Wario.
 
Mario: Hey! You can't do that!
 
Wario: Try and stop me.
 
Wario flings himself at Waluigi, but Waluigi dodges to safety.
 
Wario: Stop running, you little chicken!
 
Wario's ( or should I say Mario's ) metal cap wears off.
 
Wario: What? This thing is cheap.
 
Waluigi catches Wario off guard and moves in for an attack. He zooms in and punches Wario in the face. Walu!igi grabs his hand in pain. Wario laughs at him.
 
Wario: You little wussy! You were always the weak one.
 
Waluigi then takes a tennis racket from his overalls and begins to hit Wario with it. He keeps beating on Wario, but it has no effect. The tennis racket eventually breaks.
 
Wario: Face it. It's the same with you and me like it is with Mario and Luigi. Me and Mario are the strong ones, while you and Luigi are the weak ones.
 
Luigi: That's just a bunch of bullshit.
 
Mario: Well, I am stronger than you.
 
Luigi: Over my dead body!
 
Luigi begins to punch and kick. Mario retaliates with an uppercut to the chin. Luigi kicks Mario in the gut, knocking him clear off the announcer's box. Mario lands on the concrete floor. Bowser is sitting in the audience eating popcorn.
 
Bowser: This is boring. I don't want to watch my two stupid enemies and their two stupid evil twins fight. I knew I should have went to th!e exotic Koopa nudie bar.
 
Everyone around Bowser turns and looks at him.
 
Bowser: Er, um, I, uh, meant th.. the exotic Koopa.. fruity bar. Yeah, that's it! I just, uh, love my fruit.
 
Bowser quickly exits the stadium. Meanwhile, Wario is still trying to get a good hit at Waluigi, but can't catch him. Then, Wario finally manages to ram into his brother, knocking him clear across the stadium. Waluigi lays limps on the floor, severely bleeding. Wario gets ready to finish off Waluigi with a jump-kick to the face.
 
Waluigi: Time to use the little gift I stole from Luigi.
 
Luigi: What?! I'll kill you.
 
Waluigi pulls a radiant five-pointed star from his pocket. He began to shine and flash brightly. Wario's foot went into Waluigi's invincible face. Wario received the most painful shock in his life and is smacked to the ground. Waluigi's continues to touch and bump into Wario.
 
Wario: Youch!
 
Waluigi_92s star power eventually wears off. Wario can barely get to his feet. Waluigi punches him in the chest, knocking Wario back to the ground. Mario and Luigi are still fighting.
 
Mario: You gonna die!
 
Luigi: Eh, we gotta stop this. We won't get our paychecks if we keep this up.
 
Mario: Ooh, you're right!
 
Mario and Luigi instantly stop fighting and climb back to their announcer's booth.
 
Mario: Okay, where were we. Oh, yes. It looks like Wario's down. I don't think he's going to win. No, wait, the fat evil version of me is back on his feet.
 
Luigi (under his breath): How can there be a fat version of you?
 
Wario tries to tackle Waluigi, but since he is so slow, he can't catch him.
 
Waluigi: Ha, ha! You can't catch me!
 
Wario: Wait a minute! I brought those along, didn't I?
 
Wario pulls a pair of shoes from his pocket.
 
Wario: These Zoom Shoe!s should help me.
 
Waluigi: Zoom shoes?! Where did you get those?
 
Wario puts the shoes on. He then charges at Waluigi with lightning speed. Waluigi is smacked into the ground. He tries to get up, but Wario's fast attacks keep knocking him down. Waluigi lays on the ground in a bloody mess.
 
Wario: Heh, heh, heh! Time for the finishing touches.
 
Wario begins to run back and forth the stadium. After he reaches the speed of sound, he jumps into the air and lands on Waluigi.
 
Mario: Ooh! I think that finishes Waluigi.
 
Wario gets up, revealing a Waluigi pancake.
 
Luigi: Yep, I guess Wario is the winner.
 
Paramedic come in and restore Waluigi. His $50 slips out of Mario's pocket onto the floor.
 
Waluigi: Hey, that's my fifty.
 
Then, Mario's cell phone rings.
 
Mario: Hello? Oh, it's for you Wario.
 
Wario: Hello.
 
Girlfriend: Wario, I'm sorry. Even though Mario to!ld me you have herpes, that's okay. I still love you.
 
Wario and Waluigi stare menacingly at Mario and Luigi.
 
Wario: You don't even want to know what we're going to do with you.
 
Mario: Uh, I think we better wrap this up, Luigi. Mario and Luigi for NintendoLand Deathmatch Stadium signing out.
 
Mario and Luigi run out of the stadium chased by Wario and Waluigi.
 
Bowser 64*.

 
This summary was written by: Bowser 64*