NintendoLand Deathmatch summary #1/2
Wart and Tatanga VS. Wario and Waluigi

A shocking night came along! A big bunch of people made a line-up at the Nintendo DeathMatch Stadium. It was cheerful! Four venomous characters came along to fight to see who's better. Whether it's Wario and Waluigi or Wart and Tatanga who take the victory, neither Mario, nor Luigi care. They don't care who's the winner, they are only there to announce and after all, they are the two biggest superstars in all Mario Games. Well this time, Wario and Waluigi are out for revenge. They just want to win for once. And, Wart and Tatanga think they could defeat them in a split of a second. Well, I can't tell you people who is the winner, it's up to you to read!
Mario and Luigi make everybody enter inside and they all sit down while Wario is in the washroom putting his boxing gloves to kick their but!
 
Mario: Hello everybody!
 
Luigi: Me and Mario will announce the two teams that think that they're good in fighting. Even though, they all suck, will see who's better!
 
Mario: Luigi, I can't wait to see a battle royal to my rivals.
 
Luigi: Me too!
 
Mario: And now, I present you Wart and Tatanga who are good in defence and in fighting.
 
Luigi: And I present Wario and Waluigi who talked on the microphone that they told us that they are out for revenge and they are going to kick some butt, this time. After losing from us, they are so mad that they want to win.
 
Wart and Tatanga enter inside the ring, while Wario and Waluigi are going inside the ring.
 
Wario (Talking to Wart): You are dead-meat!
 
Waluigi: Yeah! That's right!
Bowser(Asking the waitress): Can I have a hot-dog, a French fry and some popcorn and a coke. I do not want to waist my time, so speed up, lady!
 
The waitress takes a cake in her hand and throws it on Bowser's face. Bowser's angry eyes made the waitress leave.
 
Bowser: Baby Bowser! We can steal food! Let's take whatever we want!
 
Baby Bowser: Cool! Nice! Yeah! Thanks dad!
 
They stole so much food and then, right before the entered in the audience, security comes and arrests them for stealing food!
 
Bowser: Arrgh!!!
 
Baby Bowser: This is all your fault, dad!
 
Bowser: Sorry, son!
 
Mario was laughing at Bowser as he looks at the DeathMatch.
 
Lemmy: Hey, Iggy! Why is dad in prison?
 
Iggy: I don't know but I think he's going in a mental institution.
 
Lemmy: What are you saying? Mr. Do-not-know-nothing!
 
Wario: Come on here, Wart, fight like a man.
 
Wart: I have just one question to pose and it's that I hate listening to you! You make me sick! I think you must know.
 
Waluigi: And what about you, King Yoshi?
 
Wart: Hey, that's not my name, baboon face.
 
Yoshi: Shut up, Waluigi! Because I shall be the King Yoshi and not him.
 
Tatanga: Hello? Fight me. Not my brother Wart.
 
Wario and Waluigi turned their eyes looking at Tatanga, and they tortured him.
Tatanga: I give up, fight Wart, now. Well not in the sense of giving up but in the sense that now, you go after Wart, okay?
 
Wart: You idiot, shut up, your powers suck Tatanga. Mine are good. And if I lose, it's all going to be your fault.
 
Tatanga: Show me the proof, right now!
 
Wart: Later! And even you want me to battle two people at the same time, you could of gone on Waluigi's back and break it, if you wanted that.
 
Waluigi: Hey, watch your mouth, Wart!
 
Wario: Yeah!
 
Conker: I hate these idiots. The only thing they know to do is talk and blabbing around.
 
Mario: You are right, Conker. The really talk and blabber.
 
Luigi: Maybe not talk, each other, maybe blabber to everybody.
 
Mario: Yeah! Nice one Bro.
 
Wart, Tatanga, Wario and Waluigi (All at the same time): If we do that, what about you? You even talk more than us.
 
Koopa Troopa: And that's a shaft!
 
Mario: No it isn't.
 
Koopa Troopa: Yes it is!
 
Mario: Whatever!
 
Boo: This is getting boring!
 
Kurt Angle comes in, even though he's from WWF, and he came in to say something.
 
Kurt Angle: It's true, it's true, what Boo said.
 
Iggy: Nasty!
 
Lemmy: What are you talking about?
 
Iggy: I don't know.
 
Lemmy: So, look at the match.
 
Iggy: Ok, Lemmy.
 
Wario is kicking some butt with Waluigi. Tatanga is all blue and Wart is still in form. Wart is stronger than Wario, than Waluigi and than Tatanga but it's because he's all alone fighting with Wario and Waluigi. Tatanga gets back normal and he's in revenge. He almost knocked out Waluigi but Wario tackled him from behind as Wart goes and throws bubbles on Wario and, Wario cannot see a thing because it affected his eyes.
 
Wart: Take that.
 
Waluigi takes a tennis racket and shoots it on Wart's face by a smash ace. Wart starts bleeding but he gets up easily and strangles Waluigi as Mario gives Wario a vegetable machine and makes Wart lose. But, Wart twisted around Waluigi and all the vegetables went in Waluigi's mouth but it got stuck, it couldn't close that Waluigi almost choked but Tatanga hit Wario and puts the machine straight on Wario's face but he fell down by Wario, by making him slide.
 
Wario: Don't mess up with me, Tatanga.
 
Tatanga: I could do what I want.
 
Wario: Me too!
 
Tatanga (Taking his spaceship): Bye, bye, you are going to be blasted, Wario.
 
Wario: And like if I brake your motor!
 
Tatanga: Oh no! Please don't do it!
 
Wario: I will!
 
Tatanga: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Wario brakes to motor by punching it so hard.
 
Wart: Get off of me, Waluigi.
 
Wart (Saying in Waluigi's ear): You are going to lose, pretty soon!
 
Waluigi: Hey Mario, Wart says he wants a peace of you and that he wants to hurt you.
 
Mario: Wart!!!
 
Wart: He's lying. I swear, he's lying.
 
Mario: I don't give chances. Let me take my Metal Mario cap and you'll see what will happen.
 
Mario puts it on and starts giving big blows on Wart.
 
Wart: That's not fair! I did not do anything at all.
 
Waluigi: Ha! Ha! Ha! Sucker!
 
Luigi: I think Wart was right because I heard Waluigi say "Ha! Ha! Ha! Sucker!"
 
Mario: I don't give.
 
It's all because of Mario that after, Wario takes the vegetable machine and does it on Wart. After, they declared that Wart and Tatanga lost.
 
Tatanga (Going right next to Wart): So, who's fault is it now that we lost?
 
Wart: Mario.
 
So now, they lost all because of Mario with his Metal Mario cap.
But still, Wart and Tatanga are out for revenge!
They all leave as Wart and Tatanga take Mario from the back and beat him up.
So, that's it!
Wario and Waluigi took the victory!
 
The End!!!
 
This summary was written by King K. Rool Jr., a Wario and Waluigi fan.

NintendoLand Deathmatch summary #2/2
Wart and Tatanga VS. Wario and Waluigi

It is seven P.M, and very sunny. Two figures enter the arena. They are the two hosts, the Mario Bros.
 
Mario: It's a me a Mario.
 
Crowd: Boo!
 
Luigi: Of course they booed they are all Shy Guys, Gombas, Koopas, and others.
 
Mario: Woops. Anyway we have two teams of two rotten son of a _______ (Fill in the blank) I've ever seen.
 
Luigi: Yeah, and since Mario and I can't handle all four of these guys, we have hired Yoshi and D.K to even this out.
 
Mario: What! I could've handled all of them.
 
Luigi: Mario, if you can't keep your ego to yourself, I might have to kick you out of hosting.
 
Mario: You can't do that only Mattias can.
 
Annoying Shy Guy in the crowd: What's wrong with you two, we want a show!
 
Luigi: Okay, first we must put transmitters on our guest commentators so we can hear what
 
Yoshi: Finally, let's start already.
 
D.K: Lets start already.
 
Luigi: Time to announce the first competitors. One of them is the guy you definitely don't want to see in your dreams, I give you, Wart.
 
Mario: And the other loser is Tatanga the warmonger.
 
Tatanga: Thank you Thank you, me and my partner will demonstrate a whooping to those two fools who think they could beat us.
 
Wart: Yeagghhh!
 
Yoshi: And the other contestants, the evil Mario Bros., Wario and waluigi.
 
Wario: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
 
Mario: What's so funny prune face.
 
Wario: One thing is seeing your face, and the other is that Waluigi brought his Pirahna Plant.
 
Wario and Waluigi: HA HA!
 
Luigi: It's against the deathmatch rules to use a third living partner.
 
Wart: Don't get bent out of shape Luigi. I brought a fire breathing associate of my own. I brought him because D.K told me that you would probebly bring him.
 
Waluigi: What you bum D.K after the match I'll get you!
 
D.K: It's you fault for using it against me.
 
Wart: I brought Fryguy!
 
Waluigi: Whoooh! A big fire ball I'm so scared.
 
Wart: You should be.
 
D.K: Enough. Game start!
 
D.K rings the bell with his head.
 
Wart spitts a lot of bubles at Waluigi and the Piranah Plant. Waluigi avoids them, however the piranah was severly damages. Fryguy ran directly into Wario, hurting him.
 
Luigi: Man, I can't believe those old school guys are winning.
 
Mario: I know, it's scary, even peach was able to beat Wart.
 
Wart: Hey she just got lucky.
 
Mario: Waluigi aim for his mouth with your tennis balls.
 
Waluigi get's one in his mouth, choking Wart, while Tatanga goes after Wario with a spark ball, then fires an electric orb at Wario.
 
Mario: Wario, those spark balls just bounce off.
 
D.K: Mario, if you give one more word of advice to the contestants, I will have to throw in the middle of that.
 
Luigi and Yoshi: Yeah, we'll help.
 
Wart: Garghhhhh, Garghhhhh.
 
Wario: What are you talking about.
 
Wario punches Wart which un gags him.
 
Wart: Ahhh thanks I needed to get that Tennis ball out off there.
 
While they were talking Tatanga fired an electrical orb, followed by a spinning blade.
 
Tatanga: Take that Waluigi.
 
Yoshi: It's hard to keep track of everyone back there.
 
Mario: Waluigi, do the tennis ball thing again.
 
D.K: It's time to give Mario a closer look.
 
D.K immiediently threw Mario right on Fry Guy, which made him un to a gloomy Mansion filled with ghosts.
 
Luigi: I'll save him later.
 
Yoshi: Good Idea!
 
Luigi: I'll wait till November.
 
After having Mario sit on him, Fryguy turned into five small ones. Two went after Waluigi, two went after Wario, one hit the Pirahna Plant, destroying him. Then that one went to Wario.
 
Luigi: One down on the Wario bros. team.
 
Tatanga goes way up in the sky and fires electrical orbs at Waluigi. Waluigi hits Tatanga with a Tennis Ball, but does'nt hurt him.
 
Wario: How dare you hurt my brother. Die!
 
Luigi: Whoooh, Wario's really mad. But at this height, can he beat him.
 
Wario: Ha, I will put on my Jet hat and destroy him.
 
Tatanga: Where did you get that? Last time I saw you in SML 1 you didn't have that.
 
Wario: Remember in that game where I gave you so much power, and Mario still beat you.
 
Tatanga: Gave me power, Hah you didn't give me anything, you said I could'nt use my good attacks because I would be too tough for a Sub Boss.
 
Wario: What are you talking about.
 
Tatanga: Fragile man your memories going to.
 
Wario, engraged by this comment, gets to Tatanga using his jet hat and over powers him to the ground. Also Waluigi tried the tennis ball thing again, but Wart closed his mouth.
 
Waluigi: Darn it.
 
Wario: Don't worry, even though these fireballs are on me I could still get my cannon and blast garlic down his throat.
 
Waluigi: Hurry up.
 
Wart: Uh Oh. I better destroy someone.
 
Luigi: Good I hope you can squish Waluigi.
 
Waluigi: After this see me in the parking lot.
 
Luigi: Fine Ugly.
 
Yoshi: Luigi the same rules apply to you as your brother.
 
Wart listened to Luigi and squashed Waluigi.
 
Yoshi: Two down on the Wario team.
 
D.K: It's looking grim for them.
 
Wario: Don't count me out.
 
Wario comes out with his cannon, places a piece of broccoli in it and shoots it at Wart's mouth. Wart is too busy screaming to close his mouth as it flies rights in.
 
Wart: I'll get you for this.
 
Yoshi: Finally one is down on the Tatanga team.
 
Wario replaces it with real cannons and fires it at Tatanga. Tatanga avoids all of them.
 
Tatanga: Hah Hah fool. Those cannons are way to slow.
 
Wario immediently fired a surprise extra cannon while Tatanga was gloating.
 
Wario: Well, give me my medal.
 
Luigi: You haven't won yet.
 
Wario: What are you talking about. Owwww!
 
Yoshi: You forgot the Fryguys.
 
Wario: Oh yeah, I almost forgot.
 
Wario puts on his King Sea Dragon hat and breathed the flames on the five Fryguys, but it just made them bigger.
 
Fryguys: Ha Ha.
 
Luigi: Looks like its curtains for Wario.
 
Wario: True he is strong, but I did bring some water incase the Piranah Plant got out of control.
 
Wario imiediently poured the water on the Fryguys, destroying them.
 
Luigi: Well mister ugly, you win the award.
 
Wario: I'm not ugly, but I'll take the award.
 
D.K: Well there you have it, in a surprise comeback win, Wario wins.
 
Meanwhile in the mansion...
 
Mario: Luigi, Yoshi, D.K, help meee.
 
Ghost: Ha Ha you're history.
 
Mario: Help, Stop!
 
This summary was written by Nymetjet@aol.com.