NintendoLand Deathmatch summary
Wart VS. Tatanga

Mario: The NintendoLand deathmatch arena is unusually empty tonight, don't you think Luigi?
 
Luigi: Yes not good for business. Were starting a new deathmatch tournament this week.
 
Mario: Yes it is finally time to decide who is the biggest looser of them all... *feels Luigi's elbow prodding him in the side* Ehrm... I mean all our archenemies; Bowser, Wario, Wart and Tatanga will battle out for a special prize.
 
The camera zooms in on a golden cup with an engraved text saying, 'The Best Mario Villain Ever'
 
Luigi: And the reason for this week's lack of spectators might be that tonight's fighters are not the most popular of the 'fearsome four'. *Big breath. Luigi fills his lungs to the bursting point and speaks* First out is the evil lizard like creature who invaded our dreams a long time ago. Since then he seems to have disappeared... Although Link reported to have spotted a similar figure in his dream adventure on Korinth. Ladies and gentlemen, we had to search through many dreamlands to find him, Wart!
 
Wart appears from a dreamy mist a spits some bubbles into the air.
 
Mario: Our second combatant is a warmonger from another dimension. I managed to stop him once, but to be honest we thought twice about inviting him here. You never know what invading ideas he might get... But done is done, so please welcome...
 
The ground starts to shake violently. The sounds of overdimensioned hyper drive engines drowns the buzzing in the audience . A long silence and then , Boom! A missile blows a big hole in the roof of the dome shaped N-Land Deathmatch building. A gigantic ship towers over the, in comparison, rather small Deathmatch dome. A voice is heard from the ship. A voice that Mario recognize as Pionpin's.
 
Pionpin: ladies and gentlemen. Give a big hand from Tatanga the Conquer!
 
Tatanga is beamed down through the hole in the ground and bows in front of the startled audience.
 
Mario: Hmrph... Always such a show off! I'm feeling very eager to go down there and give him a fight myself.
 
Luigi: No need for that now... behave...
let's get this show on the round, Fight!
 
Tatanga: So this is my opponent? A slimy little lizard... Hey Mario, did you distract me from my plans to conquer yet another dimension just to fight this?
 
Wart: Wat-ch-ch-ch out, I'll prove more than a match for you...
 
Wart spits a series of bubbles out of his mouth. Tatanga, expecting a fist fight is not prepared for this attack and the lethal bubbles hit him in the chest and sends him flying.
 
Mario: Auch! I remember those, they hurt a lot!
 
As Tatanga jumps to his feet, more surprised than hurt by the bubbles, Wart prepares for a new load of deadly bubbles. The semi transparent bubbles floats right at the space monster who only manages to dodge two of them. The last one hit him to the ground once more.
 
Luigi: Oach! Tatanga's having trouble now...
 
Wart: Not so big in your mouth, now eh?
 
That comment only seemed to strengthen Tatanga. Filled with hate and lost pride Tatanga prepares for his counterattack.
 
Tatanga: You're pretty strong, but now you will fall!
 
Yellow bolts of psychic energy streaks out of his forehead. Wart stumbles around the arena holding his aching head. His face is twisted in a painful grimace.
 
Luigi: Look's like Tatanga's using his hypnotic skills to confuse his opponent.
 
Tatanga: Payback time, slimeball!
 
The warmonger approaches Wart, who is still struggling with the interference in his mind. A lightning fast kick hits Wart in the stomach. He staggers back only to be hit by a roundhouse sweep over his face. Wart collapse on the floor.
 
Luigi: What's Tatanga going to do, Mario?
 
Mario: He's going to hit Wart when he's still lying down.
 
Luigi: That Tatanga's hasn't got any sense of fair play, isn't that against the rulebook?
 
Mario: Have we got a rulebook?
 
Luigi: I assumed so... We'll just have to check after the match...
 
Tatanga flexes his muscles and charges his right fist at the beaten Wart. The dreamcreature meets Tatanga's attack well. He locks his opponent's arm with his right arm while cutting him in the chest with his other claw.
 
Wart: Beware my claws-s-s-s-s-s...
 
Tatanga retires and examines his wounds. Wart crawls to his feet and, with renewed courage, approaches his opponent. Tatanga performs and flying kick but a well placed bubble sends him flying backwards.
 
Mario: Auch A clever move by Wart, but Tatanga's not down for long.
 
Tatanga approaches again and dodges a new series of bubbles. He seems to have learned how to dodge them now, and does to gracefully. Wart receives a punch in the face and delivers a punch of his own who makes Tatanga stagger backwards, but only for a second or two. He approaches and grounds Wart with a fearsome uppercut.
 
Luigi: Whoaw! Tatanga's dynamite! Maybe it's a good thing you didn't fight him face to face in Super Mario Land 1, Mario eh?
But what's he doing now? Wart is still lying on the floor... It seems like Tatanga's preparing to make a dive from the fence, and old WWF favorite!
 
Tatanga climbs up the fence surrounding the deathmatch ring and throws himself downwards, towards the wounded Wart. In a supreme effort Wart rolls out of harms way and takes a firm grip around the surprised Tatanga's head.
 
Wart: Prepare for a world of nightmares!
 
Tatanga's body shakes violently as a life time of nightmares comes to haunt him. The great warmonger passes out from the chock.
 
Mario: Ladies a gentlemen it seems like have a winner tonight... Wart!

 
This summary was written by: Mattias Liedholm