NintendoLand Deathmatch summary
Yoshi VS. Chocobo

The paying visitors who came to see Mario and Luigi that Friday night were in for a small disappointment. They were in a sense there but in another sense, very faaar away...
 
Mario: Hello deathmatch lovers from all over the video game world!
 
Luigi: We're taking a bit of a vacation this week, but thanks to the miracle of broadband communications we'll be able to comment this match from the Koopahari Desert where we're taking our hard earned vacation.
 
Mario: Yes that's right. Even though on vacation we don't hesitate one second to do our services to you. Sitting here in the shade of the plam trees, drinking a martini and watching the gorgeous bikini babes, life's just plain great!... Ops, did I just way that... Luigi is there any chance that Peach is watching this...?
 
Luigi: Probably...
 
Mario: Mamma mia! *sweatdrops*
 
Luigi: Ehrm... Ok, let get ready for the fight. The first fighter would have joined us here at the Koopahari Desert if he hadn't been voted for in the N-Land deathmatches. Yoshi!
 
Mario: And the other fighter is a yellow bird from the Final Fantasy universe... Chokobo!
 
Luigi: Let's get it on!
 
Yoshi starts out with an egg. He takes aim and suprises the Chocobo. The eggs just misses Chocokobo's head and hits the fence. Yoshi prepares for another egg when Chocokobo commes running and knocks Yoshi to the ground...
 
Yoshi: Yoshi!
 
Yoshi gets to his feet and rubbs the swelling on his forehead.
 
Mario: Auch! Chocobo's got one hard beak!
 
Luigi: Yes, Yoshi looks real angry now...
 
Chokobo comes at the green dinosaur one more time, but Yoshi reacts in time and jumps out of the way. Still on the floor Yoshi is run over by the quick Chokobo.
 
Yoshi: Yoshi!
 
Yoshi, once again gets to his feet. He pulls out a red Koopa shell. The red flames sleak the ground as he spits the fire after Chokobo. But again the little bird is just too quick...
 
Mario: What's Yoshi doing?
 
Luigi: Chokobo comes in for yet another blow...
 
Yoshi puts out his large tongue and swallows Chokobo! The bird is turned into a big egg...
 
Mario: Yoshi goes for the ground pound!
 
As the egg hatches and the dizzy Chokobo looks out, Yoshi jumps up in the air and ground pounds him. The bird is rather shaked by this quick manouver and retreats to his corner of the ring. He regains new strength and begins circling around Yoshi at lighting speed. Yoshi is confused and and is caught of guard by one of Chokobo's attacks.
 
Yoshi swallows a watermelon but he doesn't seem be able to hit Chokobo's with even one of the seeds. Yoshi approaches and gives the tongue attack a second shot.
 
Yoshi: Yoshi!
 
Luigi: Auch pecking Yoshi's tongue, that's not verynice!
 
Yoshi receives another blow as one of Chokobo's claws hit him in the side. He gets up but only after a few seconds on the ground.
 
Mario: Yoshi seems that he's met his match!
 
Luigi: Indeed...
 
Mario: Now it looks like Yoshi is up to something.
 
Yoshi transforms into the Yoshi car and starts chasing the Chokobo around the arena. The zick-zack around eachother and after a while ends up on opposite sides of the arena.
 
Mario: It looks like it's gonna be a Chicken Race!
 
Yoshi growls his engine and Chokobo takes a firm grip with both his feet. They are read...
 
Luigi: There they go!
 
They both continue to accelerate and it looks like it's going to be a very big bang indeed. Just when they are about to hit eachother Yoshi extends his wheel suspensions, elevating his body high above the floor. Chokobo rushes right under Yoshi's body, between the peg like suspensions and straight into the wall on the other side...
 
Luigi: Auch, that must've hurt!
 
Yoshi wastes no time but uses this oportunity to bombard Chokobo with eggs. In his paralyzed state, the yellow bird has no chance of dodging the eggs and is thrown all over the place.
 
Mario: Chokobo is still down. Yoshi is preparring... What's he doing?
 
Once again Yoshi transforms, this time into the Yoshi train. He runs straight into Chokobo and sends him flying.
 
Luigi: Nighty, nighty for Chokobo, it seems like...
 
Mario: Yes... Finally! Then it's back to the martinis and the bikini girls then..? That one over there looks really hot don't you say, eh bro?
 
Luigi: We're still on the air...
 
Mario: Doh!
 
The summary was written by: Mattias Liedholm