NintendoLand Deathmatch summary
Yoshi VS. Pikachu

Jim: Wow, this place is full of Pikachu lovers, I know cuz I'm one of them!
 
Benny: *100% monotone* Yes, Jim. I'm so excited.
 
Jim: Sure you are, don't steal the show form me now, I'm Jim "The Man" Johnson and I'm your host tonight! *shows wide smile that makes his shiny white teeth glimmer in the light from the spotlights*
 
Benny: You forgot me, I'm Ben "The Bear"...
 
Jim: Yeah, yeah nobody cares about you anyway.. Ahem... Tonight's fight is a real blowout, between old Yoshi and my favourite Pikachu! I tell you what Benny, my boy was so excited over this game that he asked me to ask Mr. Pikachu if he could give him his autograph... I'm going down after the game to talk to him.
 
Benny: Maybe we should point out to our viewers, that each of night's competitors have their own coach. Ash Ketchup from Pallet Town will be assisting Pikachu and Mario will be coaching his friend Yoshi.
 
Jim: Enough, I'm very happy to *smiles again into the camera* announce the first fighter, everybody give a big hand to Pikachu!
 
Ash appears in a corner of the ring.
 
Ash: I'm Ash from Pallet town, and I'm the best Pokémon trainer in the world!
 
The crowd, mostly consisting of screaming boys and girls with Pikachu T-shirt and dolls, goes wild with excitement. When the crowd has calmed down, Ash puts his cap on backwards and takes up a Pokéball. He throws it to the ground and upon impact it splits into two halves. Bright artificial light is emitted. When the light has stopped a yellow, round, mouse with large cheeks and a lightning shaped tail, appears.
 
Ash: Go Pikachu!
 
The crowd screams, if possible, even louder than the last time.
 
Pikachu: Pika!
 
Ben: *like he is reading the ingredients from the back of a box of crackers* And now to our next competitor. He's green, he's mean his a fighting machine. Yoshi!
 
Yoshi: Yoshi!
 
The green Yoshi jumps up in the ring followed by Mario.
 
Mario: It's a me Mario!
 
Yoshi: *under his breath* Mario don't steal the show from me!
 
Mario: Sorry old pal, I got carried away...
 
Jim: OK, now the moment you've all waited for, when I Jim "The Man" says the magical words, *smiles an even wider smile than before*, let the fight begin!
 
With those words, Yoshi reacts and charges towards Pikachu with his head lowered. Pikachu who is still looking up at Ash for advice, doesn't have time to react and gets a major blow in the stomach.
 
Pikachu: Pika!
 
Ash: Pikachu Thundershock!
 
Lightning shoot out of Pikachu's body and streak the floor of the ring. Yoshi is caught in the current of electrons and his face twitches in pain.
 
Ash: Pikachu Quick Attack!
 
Pikachu quickly runs up to Yoshi and hits him over his big green nose.
 
Yoshi: Yoshi, that hurt!
 
Yoshi gets to his feet , completely furious. His nose has got a red tone from the hit. He catches Pikachu with his long tongue and swallows him whole. Yoshi then produces an egg (containing Pikachu) and heaves it high up in the air. The egg hurtles down onto the cold hard floor and cracks in two pieces. Out of the egg crawls a dazed Pikachu...
 
Ben: That's a new approach...
 
Pikachu: Pi-ka... chhuuuu...
 
Ash: Pikachu, Thunder!
 
Streaks of electricity are being emitted from Pikachu's glowing body. Yoshi tries to get in close to Pikachu to attack him but the steady stream of electricity keeps him away. Yoshi reacts to slow and is caught in one of Pikachu's attacks.
 
Yoshi: Aoohhh!
 
Mario: Yoshi, use you fire breath!
 
Yoshi looks around himself, and then spots something, or someone in the crowd. He quickly gets to his feet and begins running away from Pikachu. He jumps up on the fence, surrounding the ring.
 
Ash: We scared him, Pika!
 
Mario: Don't count on it, you little brat.
 
Suddenly it becomes clear to them all what Yoshi is up to. Right in front of Yoshi in the crowd, sits three Koopa Troopas; one red, one yellow and one blue, all wearing T-shirts with the text "Go Ash!".
 
Jim: He's going to eat them!
 
Just as Jim suspected, Yoshi uses his tongue to catch the red Koopa Troopa, and puts him into his mouth.
 
Mario: Yeah, nobody messes with Yoshi!
 
Pikachu: Pika?
 
Yoshi runs towards Pikachu and opens his mouth. Three hot flames appears from his mouth and hits Pikachu.
 
Ash: Pikachu!
 
Pikachu: chu...
 
Yoshi runs over to the other end of the ring and once again, catches one of the Koopa Troopas, this time the blue one.
 
Ash: Pikachu Thunder Wave!
 
Pikachu prepares to launch his Thunder Wave attack, when Yoshi suddenly grows wings and flies like bird high up in the air. He approaches Pikachu from above and spits out the blue shell. The shell hits Pikachu with such force that he's throws against the fence. Yoshi, who has lost his ability to fly with the loss of the blue shell, falls to the ground and prepares to launch another attack.
 
Ash: Pikachu Quick Attack!
 
The badly wounded Pikachu, gets to his feet and struggles to get his feet to coordinate properly. He fails and falls to teh ground, exhausted... Yoshi, runs towards Pikachu and prepares to give him a flying kick, when Ash utters these words.
 
Ash: Pikachu retreat!
 
Ash pushes a button on his Pokéball and Pikachu disappears in a red flash.
 
Mario: Yes, yes, yes! It's a me M-
 
Yoshi: Yoshi!
 
Mario: OK, it's A HE YOSHI!!
 
Benny: So everyone who thought that Yoshi was just another cute dinosaur will have to rethink now, eh?
 
Jim: Eh...? Do you think Pikachu can still write an autograph after this?
 
Benny: I don't think so...