NintendoLand Deathmatch summary#1
Zora Link VS. Goron Link

 
It is raining. The crowd cheers and Sonic is the guest of honor at the stadium. Claiming that he should have gotten the medal of the deathmatch between him and Mario.

Luigi: It's a me Luigi!

Mario: And a me Mario!

Luigi: And boy do we have a match for you tonight! It's Zora Link vs. Goron Link!

The crowd cheers in excitement.

Mario: yes, and here they are give them a hand!

The crowd cheers even louder!

Luigi: Begin!

GL begins by punching ZL into the wall. ZL quickly retaliates by throwing his boomerangs. GL becomes a rock and they bounce off him.

ZL: Brains are the power!

GL: No, brawn is!

Luigi: They are arguing over which is better brains or brawn!

Mario: Brawn baby!

Luigi: Brains!

Mario: Brawn!

Luigi: Brains!

Meanwhile GL has rolled into a ball and is attacking ZL, ZL quickly moves out of the way. GL repeats this 3 times and trys his goron pound it misses and ZL hits him with his punch/kick combo and then his electric shield. But it doesn't do anything.

Luigi: Whoa! ZL's electricity is completely ineffective against rock!

Mario: Yeah!

Luigi: And Mario you have to give the medal to Sonic, because he did win.

Mario: Aw. (He gives it to Sonic.)

Sonic: Cool, but I'll stay to see who wins the fight.

GL uses his uppercut to send ZL to the ceiling.

Mario: Whoa, effective eh, Luigi?

ZL grabs onto a balcony and GL reaches him through a ladder. He then uses another uppercut to send ZL through the roof, but the water comes pouring on him.

GL: What? No!

ZL is flying through the air, the water is giving him back strength and returns through the hole. Sonic quickly patches the hole and returns to his seat. ZL grabs GL and does his electric shield and it has effect.

ZL: Ash told me electricity is effective against water and water weakens you gorons!

GL falls back into the ring, ZL jumps after him. GL tries to get up, but passes out.

Luigi and Mario: ZL has won! We hope to see you next week!

This summary has been written by The Luigi Man

NintendoLand Deathmatch summary#2
Zora Link VS. Goron Link

 
The whole arena is pitch black with the exception of Mario and Luigi’s booth high above the deathmatch stadium.
 
Mario: Hello-a everybody! Welcome again to the Nintendo Deathmatch Stadium! Tonight, we’re-a gonna continue our three way match consisting of Link’s three forms: Deku, Zora, and Goron.
 
Luigi: Last week, Zora Link knocked out Deku Link mere seconds before he KO’d.
 
Mario: Now, Zora Link faces up against an even greater foe: Goron Link, who will finish off Zora Link easily
 
Luigi: Dont’-a be so sure, Mario. Zora Link has a bit more agility,--
 
Mario: But Goron Link can roll up, going twice as fast as him.
 
Luigi: I’m not-a done. He also has the brains.
 
Mario: Pah! Who needs-a brains when hes-a gotta strengeth.
 
Luigi: Sure Mario, sure.
 
Mario: You wanta’ put a little wager on this battle Luigi?
 
Luigi: Mario, Mario, Mario. Everytime he thinks he’s-a right, he-a bets.
 
Mario: Come-on Luigi: 200 mushrooms says Goron Link will-a win.
 
Luigi: *Rolling his eyes* Alright Mario, 200 mushrooms.
 
Mario: Great!
 
Luigi:Now lets go onto the match!
 
The spotlight zooms toward one end of the arena.
 
Mario: In the top-left corner, weighing at over two tons: GORON LINK!
 
Luigi: And in the bottom-right corner, weighing at one hundred thirty-two pounds: ZORA LINK!!!
 
Mario: Let the match begin!
 
Goron Link immeadiatly rolls into a ball and begins bouncing around the arena. Zora Link smoothly avoids him several times, getting more and more tired.
 
Mario: Looks like Zora Link’s having some trouble.
 
Goron Link is almost unstoppable in his rolling form. All of a sudden, Zora Link runs up to Goron Link and does his electro-magnetic barrier. The blue wave stops Goron Link dead in his tracks and gets up.
 
Mario: Looks like Goron Link is a little drowsy from the shock. I think Zora Link has gotten an idea to attack him!
 
Zora Link runs up to Goron Link, who is moving dizzily in all different directions, and does his magnetic shock three more times. He tries it for a fourth time, but nothing happens.
 
Mario: Uh-oh. Zora Link’s out of magic power. This could turn the match in a different direction!
 
Zora Link tries his boomerangs on Goron Link.
 
Luigi: Looks like most of the Zora’s other attacks are useless, since they all use his fins which don’t hurt Goron Link at all!
 
Goron Link laughs to himself as Zora Link repeatingly tries his boomerangs on him. The monstrous Goron walks up to the slender Zora nonchalanly, and punches him with his fist. The tremendous blow knocks Zora Link all the way to the other side of the arena. Blood is all over his left arm and one of his eyes is swollen. Zora Link slowly gets up and goes for a different strategy. He quickly runs up to Goron Link does a mid-air kick in the face.
 
Mario: Goron Link doesn’t seem to be hurt, but it is slowing him down a bit. Maybe this is Goron Link’s weakness.
 
Zora Link does his kick again but Goron Link grabs the Zora’s leg beforehand.
 
Mario: So much for that idea, huh Luigi.
 
Luigi: I’m still confident Zora Link will-a win. Goron Link pounds Zora Link to the ground. The Zora once again gets up and walks toward Goron Link, limping. Knowing the fight is almost over, he goes for one other attack. Before Goron Link could attack, he ducks near his and bites it. The Goron squeals in pain
 
as Zora Link backs away.
 
Luigi: Zora Link might have some hope for this match after all, huh Mario?
 
Mario: Shut up.
 
Luigi: Oooo! Look-a what Zora Links a-doing now! Goron Link, now very angry, tries to punch Zora Link. But, Zora Link quickly grabs his arm and does an Indian-burn on it. The Goron yells and screams, while hopping around the arena.
 
Mario: That is-a SO cheap.
 
Luigi: Just watch the match,Mario.
 
Goron Link now extrememly enraged, gets back in his rolling form and begins rolling around the arena. Zora Link runs and runs, but Goron Link gets closer and closer to him.
 
Mario: Better get out your wallet, Luigi.
 
Luigi: Why don’t you just watch the match, Mario.
 
Mario: Here it comes!
 
Goron Link is now only a few inches away from Zora
 
Link. All of a sudden, the Zora does a backflip and
 
lands behind Goron Link. goron Link continues to roll,
 
and Zora Link trails him. Then, when Goron Link’s head
 
is shown in front of him, Zora Link kicks him.
 
Luigi: Yes! Zora Link found Goron Link’s soft spot, his eyes!
 
Mario: I can’t believe it.
 
Goron Link gets up and rubs his eyes, but Zora Link kicks him there again. A red spot on the Goron’s face gets bigger and bigger. After about ten kicks, Goron
 
Link can’t take anymore and falls to the ground.
 
Luigi: Ya-ha! Zora Link wins!
 
Mario: I can’t believe it, I can’t believe it.
 
Luigi: Well Mario....
 
Mario: That-a was so cheap. I..uh..i declare a rematch.
 
Luigi: Hand it over, bro.
 
Mario: Well, ohhhh...here ya’ go. So much for that DVD player I wanted.
 
Luigi: Don’t-a worry Mario. Maybe next time. See ya’ later folks!

This summary has been written by Jason Bitterman