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Back at Yoshi’s Village…
“MY SON HAS BEEN
GONE FOR ALMOST A WEEK OFFICER!!!,” screamed Boshi’s Mother into the phone at
the officer. “NO, I THOUGHT HE WAS OVER AT A FRIEND’S HOUSE FOR A WEEK BUT,
THEN I CALLED AND THEIR NOT HOME!!!” screamed Boshi’s mother at the police
officer on the other line.
“YES, PUT UP
FLYERS FROM HERE TO… …Bowser’s castle,” said Boshi’s Mother about to hang up
the phone.
“I’ll call you
back.” Said Boshi’s Mother hanging up the phone.
“Could he of went
to Bowser’s castle again with that plumber?” she said to herself. “I better
check somehow…” she said. “Oh, my sweet baby, where are you?…
At Bowser’s Castle…
“Where am I?”
said Boshi who was laying on the floor weakly. The case had opened accidentally
by it’s self and he had hit the floor thus, waking up feeling very weak. All
Boshi could remember was being shot with a bolt of electricity then carried
away for a while then falling out of a glass case. He wondered if he was in
Bowser’s Castle or not but when he looked around he realized he must be. So
with all his left over strength he stood up and fell against the wall.
“Why am I so
weak?” said Boshi talking to himself though his chat to himself ended when he
tripped over a spiked shell figure and fell to the floor.
He quickly
realized who he tripped over, “Bowser? Why are you asleep n the floor?” said
Boshi thinking he was a wake. Then all of a sudden Bowser did wake up!!!
“Ow! That didn’t
feel good,” roared Bowser at Boshi.
“Who are you? Why did you
wake up? Go back to sleep! I’m going back to sleep! Did Ultruxer come yet? What
did he think of me?” said Bowser unstopping.
“SHUT UP YOU OVER
GROWN KOOPA!” yelled Boshi.
“1. My name is
Boshi 2. I fell out of the case. 3. No! 4. Fine! 5. And 6. Who’s Ultruxer?
“Hi whoever you
are. You don’t know who Ultruxer? Well then I’ll tell ya! Just shut yourself!”
said Bowser.
Bowser told Boshi
his master mine idea and who Ultruxer is for why? Today we still don’t why.
“You know how to
get something to eat around here Bowser?” said Boshi being nice since they both
knew they where too weak to argue. “Yeah,” said Bowser being nice too.
“SLAVES! PICK ME
AND THIS YOSHI UP… NOW!” yelled Bowser giving out orders. Soon enough some poor
looking Goombas came in the room and
picked up them. Fourteen picked up Bowser and two picked up Boshi.
One of the slaves
said, “Where to Bowser sir?” “To the dinner table and bring the Yoshi along
to,” said Bowser realizing he might as get to know the enemy till he gets
strong enough to kill him. Though till then he decided to enjoy and get to know
him before he calls him an enemy.
“I’ll make sure
they make enough food for both of us,” said Bowser yelling more commands at
some Goombas.
Meanwhile near Chomp Chill…
Everybody in the
red plane was taking it easy and everybody except Mario was asleep. Goomp and
Mario are taking shifts. Mario was getting really tired but his shift wasn’t over
yet so he dragged on flying the plane to Koopa Village or beyond that either
one they decided to do at the end.
Later in the morning…
Mario waked–up realizing he
must have sleep-flown the plane somehow and barely waked in time to go to Koopa
Village.
“Wake up
everybody! We’re here!!!” said Mario loud enough to wake everybody up.
Mario suddenly
realized he forgot how to land the plane, so he quickly said to Goomp, “Goomp,
land the plane, I forgot how.”
“Okay,” said
Goomp restlessly landing the plane in a big open field beside Koopa Village.
“Now why are we
here again?” said Pete anxious to leave the low populated village.
“1. To get loaded
up and armored for the fight against Ultruxer. And 2…,” said Larry getting
interrupted by Koop filling in the rest of his sentence,
“ 2. Check out
all the pretty ladies,” said Koop grinning at everybody.
“No,” said Larry.
“ We need more allies because if he’s as strong as the legend says we’ll need
as many people as possible,” said Larry finishing his sentence as he walked off
to Koopa Village.
“That’s what I
said, more people need to join us on our journey… … quest… …thing we’re doing,”
said Koop getting out of the plane and following Larry to town.
Everybody else
got out of the plane and followed them except Pete.
“I don’t won’t to
go,” said Pete.
“Besides someone
has to watch the plane to make sure no one steals it.
“ Okay but don’t
catch the plane on fire,” joked Koop.
“Will not!!!”
yelled Pete angry over the remark. As they went in they saw that only the women
and children where in the village. Koop explained that the rest where in the
army and on the wrong side.. They all found a good place to buy at with the
money Koop pick pocketed a Koopa carrying some groceries. They looked at the
small selection and figured they needed five chest armor pieces which where
pretty out shape, literally! They almost bought them but Koopa said,
“ Larry and I
don’t need a armor chest piece because I have a shell and he’s pretty much
iron.” “it’s steal not iron,” said Larry. “Oh, ya BIG difference,” said Koop
hatefully.
“Guys how will we
fight Ultruxer if we fight each other, huh?” said Moshi realizing the two of
them haven’t gotten along since they met.
“Sorry..” said
Koop.
“ Me-luk cua,”
said Larry in his own language. “I-geese meakaka hay why-Os on you’s,” said
Larry.
“What?” said
Mario not understanding what he said. “oops,” said Larry. “I talked in my own
language didn’t I? Will what I said was: I’m sorry bud, I kind of went hay wire
on you,” said Larry somehow making his steal face blush.
“Anyway I guess
we should only get three then,” said Mario.
“No, I crack when
I am hit to hard though it would be hard to get one shaped to fit me.” Said
Larry in English.
“No actually we
have one shaped like a trash can, I
could trim it down and it’ll fit you perfect,” said the Koopa behind the
counter.
“Thank you
Mr.…”said Larry to the Mr.… “Patina,” said Mr. Patina. The kind Koopa named
Patina went and got a trash can shaped armor piece like he said, then he made
it fit the Larry the Chomp.
“That would be 50 extra coins for that you know!” said
the greedy Patina.
“What I thought you
would do it for free!” said Mario.
“That’s what you
thought huh, you stupid plumber!” said the mean, Koopa.
“I WASN’T A
PLUMBER MY WHOLE LIFE YOU KNOW! I WAS A CARPENTER, AND KNOW I'M AN ADVENTURER
OFF TO SAVE MY STUPID GREEN LOVING, BROTHER NAMED LUIGI FROM THE CLUTCHES OF AN
INVINCIBLE KOOPA ACROSS THE DANG WORLD! AND PEOPLE ARE YELLING AND CHARGING FOR
INSANE THINGS WHILE I’M TRYING TO DO A GOOD THING FOR THE WHOLE STUPID WORLD BY
DESTROYING THAT MAD, INSANE, STUPID, BIG, UGLY, KOOPA!!!” yelled Mario who
blown his top while his friends where holding him back. Then there was a sudden
yell coming from the direction the plane our heroes came off of.
“PETE!” yelled
the traveling group at the same time. Mario chugged all the coins to the
merchant named Patina and taking all the armor in his hand and running towards
the plane. When they got there they noticed two things: 1. Pete was gone 2.
There was a dragging trail that went farther off into the field they landed
near.
“We should follow
I guess,” said Koop.
“Are you crazy? Enter there?
It’s probably a trap you know,” said Moshi.
“Ya but what else
can we do?” said Koop. “Mario, your kind of the leader you decide what we
should do,” said Goomp.
“I think we
should guess what we’ll dealing with first,” said Mario cooling off from his
temper busting.
“Aliens from
another galaxy?” guessed Koop. “No you read to many comic books, Koop,” said
Mario.
“How about Bowser?” suggested Chomp.
“No,” Mario said.
“It’s probably a
native species from around here,” said Mario.
“How about the
serial killer who escaped from jail and said he was hiding in the field near
Koopa village.” Said Moshi.
“What’s with this
serial killer thing in here?” said the Narrator. “Shut up, we don’t have a
narrator,” said Mario.
“Mario, who are
you talking to?” said Moshi wondering what’s going on.
“Nothing
but I don’t think it could be the serial killer.
“SHY GUYS!”
said Goomp.
“There is a little village
out in the field that is crawling with Shy Guys.”
“You mean those
cute little people hiding with masks and long robes. That have magic powers
they can cast?” said Moshi.
“Exactly,” said
Goomp.
“Then now we know
what we’re dealing with what should we do now, Mario?” said Goomp.
“I think we
should move out and rescue him but we need to sneak in and look like them.
We’ll then we better go back to town and get disguised!
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