Suddenly, another loud scream is heard, and a Lousyland native pops up. He then rushes over to Fryguy and kneels down in fron of him, speaking these words:
    -Native: Honourable stranger, you who posses such amazing powers, we welcome you, and rejoice at your long-awaited arrival.
    -Fryguy: Oh, well gee, thanks...
    -Native: This is a good tiding for the people of Lousyland, for with such god-like abilities, you must be the chosen one, the legendary hero who will conquer the saint sanctuary. Come, noble stranger, I must take you to the secret sanctuary, so that you can fullfill your destiny!
    -Fryguy: Uhm...well, I don't really understand, but if you could take me to that sanctuary place, I'd appreciate it.
    -Native: Count on it, honourable visitor! Taxi!
    A taxi arrives sito presto, and opens it's doors. Fryguy is flung into the taxi, and the native hops in next to him. The taxi the drives away at full blast, leaving Mario and his gang behind.
    -Toad: Hey, what about us?!
    -Princess: This is bad...Fryguy will be taken directly to the sanctuary now.
    -Luigi: That means we're all doomed. Rather than suffering the humiliation of getting killed by someone as wimpy as Fryguy, we had better slash our wrists quickly...
    -Mario: Oh, go slash your own wrists. I for one am not giving up yet. Yoshi! It's time! I'll ride on you and chase that taxi! Let's go!!
    A silence then follows. Mario slowly turns around and notices that Yoshi is sitting in the quicksand, sinking away, with a huge grin on his face.
    -Yoshi: Weee! This quicksand is fun! Yoshi like!
    -Mario: You absolute idiot! Get out of there, quickly!
    -Yoshi: Oh, okay...oh wait, I can't. I'm stuck. Eeeek, I'm drowning! Help! Heeeelp!!
    -Princess: *sigh* Here we go again....
    Cut to a shot of Fryguy and the Lousyland native inside the taxi. Fryguy takes a deep breath and pronounces the following phrase:
    -Fryguy: Phew, that quicksand pit sure was scary. A quick cigarrette will calm me down...
    He then takes out a nicotine-stick, puts it between his lips and lights it. This seems to take the native by surprise, who comments on this action with these words:
    -Native: Oooh, why that is...it's....
    -Fryguy: That's a cigarrette. Don't tell me you didn't know.
    -Native: "Cigarrette"...so, it is by that name that such an object goes. I have no more doubts now. Honourable stranger, I am certain that you are the one! Please, I humbly ask of you to go to the sanctuary with me!
    -Fryguy: Sure, that's why I came here in the first place...
    -Native: I am most grateful. Every year, we are flooded by annoying tourists who want to see the sacred sanctuary, but somehow, when they get there, they are dissapointed. Everyone says that our sanctuary is really a capital rip-off, this bad reputation is severely damaging our tourism-heavy industry....
    -Fryguy: Well, I'm sorry to hear that, but what does it have to do with me?
    -Native: I'm certain that you have the qualities to see the truth behind the sanctuary! You will no doubt be able to understand it's secrets, and you will be able to prove to the world that the sanctuary of Lousyland is not a rip-off!
    -Fryguy: But, I heard that the key to some huge and mysterious power is hidden there...
    -Native: That is true. A sacred object of incredible destructiveness is located there. But still, all the tourists who have visited the sanctuary were unimpressed. They laughed in our faces, and called the saint object a pathetic piece of junk. But I am sure that you are different! We have arrived, noble visitor. Now, you will be able to see for yourself...
    The taxi had pulled up next to a temple-like building. Fryguy and the native get out, and enter the structure.
    -Fryguy: So...this is the place...it's spooky...
    -Native: Honourable stranger, please come this way.
    The native then leads Fryguy into a room, where they find a large altar. And on top of this altar, a large, long and thin cigarrette with a winged handle made of pink plastic appears.
    -Fryguy: Oooh, why that is....
    -Native: Yes, this is the key to unmatched strength, the secret treasure of our sanctuary, the Kaleido Moon Smoke!
    -Fryguy: The Kaleido Moon Smoke...Wow! It's awesome!
    -Native: Just as I expected, you are the one who has realised it's true beauty. All the others that came here before you did ran off shouting "what a rip-off!", as soon as they caught sight of the Kaleido Moon Smoke, but you are different...
    -Fryguy: *grins* Yeah, I get that a lot.
    -Native: Now, honourable stranger, the time has come. Take the Kaleido Moon Smoke...
    -Fryguy: Huh? You mean it, I can just take it, no charge?
    -Native: Of course, you are the legendary chosen one, it is your destiny to wield the incredibly powerful Kaleido Moon Smoke!
    -Fryguy: Well, okay, if you say so....
    As Fryguy reaches for the Kaleido Moon Smoke, the screen fades out and cuts to a shot of Mario and the others running through the desert.
    -Mario: Huff....pant...keep going, we can follow the taxi's tyre marks to this sanctuary place!
    -Princess: This sucks! It's ruining my shoes, and they're genuine Gaultier brand! Mario, you'll pay for this!
    -Yoshi: But we must hurry! I can already see the sanctuary! Let's make a run for it before Fryguy triggers off the apocalypse or something!
    -Princess: *muttering under her breath* This is why I prefer to be with Koopa instead of Mario. At least he knows how to treat a lady properly. He wouldn't put me through such nonsense, and besides, he has such sexy big biceps!
    -Toad: Your highness, are you mumbling to yourself again?
    -Luigi: How tragic...so young, and she's already growing senile....
    -Princess: Oh, shut up, you idiots!
    -Mario: Here it is, we've arrived at the sanctuary!
    Camera zooms out to reveal that they are now standing in front of the sactuary. Suddenly, a loud laugh is heard, a nervous, rapid laugh, bordering on a hysterical giggle, and Fryguy appears in the sanctuary's doorway, holding the Kaleido Moon Smoke.
    -Toad: Oh, it's him again?
    -Princess: Yes, and it looks like he has finally lost it completely.
    -Fryguy: On the contrary, I've found it! The Kaleido Moon Smoke, an ancient weapon of immense power! Behold!
    Fryguy proudly brandishes the oversized cigarette above his head and laughs out loud.
    -Mario: Oooh, we're so scared.
    -Toad: That's it? It looks like a piece of Sailor Moon merchandise gone ugly...
    -Yoshi: I think it looks kinda tasty.
    -Fryguy: Oh, I bet you think you're really smart. Well, not for long! I will now proceed in typical charismatic super-villain fashion by letting my minions loose upon you instead of doing some fighting of my own. Wuhahahaha!!
    -Princess: "Charismatic super-villain", eh? I think this whole affair has gotten to his head...
    Fryguy then takes out three cigarettes and adresses these words to them:
    -Fryguy: Erigohl, Astaroth, Mephisto, I'm counting on you! Wipe out those Mario morons, and quickly! Go!!
    He then makes a dramatic "forward!" gesture, and just stands there for a few short moments while nothing whatsoever happens. The three cigarettes are lying on the ground next to him.
    -Fryguy: Erigohl, Astaroth, Mephisto, I said go! Come on, what's the matter with you guys! Why aren't you attacking Mario and his gang of freaks?!
    -Toad: This is just a suggestion but...they're cigarettes, remember?
    -Fryguy: I know that! Nobody asked you!
    -Princess: And you didn't stop to think that cigarettes are just inanimate objects? They're just heaps of tobacco wrapped in paper. They won't move a muscle no matter how much you shout, such a thing is simply impossible.
    -Fryguy: No way! I refuse to believe this! Erigohl, Astaroth, Mephisto, I command you to obey me! Protect your master like you did when I was about to drown in the quicksand! Come on, what are you waiting for?!
    -Mario: On a side note, even if your cigarettes were able to attack us, do you really think a bunch of cigarettes would be able to kill us?
    -Fryguy: This can't be happening! I own the Kaleido Moon Smoke, I am the master of cigarettes! Damn it, why isn't it working?! This Kaleido Moon Smoke was supposed to give me the ability to control every cigarette on the globe, but it's just a piece of junk!
    -Toad: Face it, Fryguy, you've failed miserably.
    -Fryguy: What a rip-off! That native bloke told me that I was the one! I'm supposed to be the one who can unleash the power to control all the cigarettes!
    -Native: Well, I can make mistakes too. Nobody's perfect. Looks like you're not the chosen one after all, noble stranger.
    -Fryguy: Now you tell me?! Erigohl, Astaroth, Mephisto, punish this idiotic person for ripping me off, now!!
    Once again, nothing happens......
    -Fryguy: Oh, that's right, I forgot, it doesn't work.
    -Native: Oh well, don't take it so badly. The ability to control cigarettes is an absolutely useless special talent as it is.
    -Fryguy: That's not it, I came all this way to become brave and strong! I wanted to find true strength, but it just turned out to be an absolute flop! I wanted to make Mario pay for what he did to me....
    -Mario: But instead it looks like we are going to beat you up. Heh heh heh....
    -Fryguy: What?! Gulp...no....no, please don't!
    -Mario: Fat chance, I'm far too much of a heartless sadist to let you go unharmed.
    -Fryguy: Eeeek! No, I'm scared! Mommyyy! Oi, native boke, call me a taxi, quickly!
    -Native: No can do. If you're not the chosen one, then I have no reason to suck up to you and be all humble. In other words; get stuffed.
    -Fryguy: Shriek! Oh my god, I'm so scaaaared!
    -Mario: Your luck has run out, Fryguy, and my fun is just about to begin. Mu wa ha ha haaa!
    -Fryguy: That's what you think, Mario, but I still have one last trump card up my sleeve! My run away move! Run awaaaay!!
    Before anyone can react, Fryguy has darted off at blinding speed.
    -Native: Hey, wait a minute, he took the Kaleido Moon Smoke with him! I got ripped off!
    -Luigi: Oh well, that Kaleido whatever thingy was absolutely useless in the first place, so what does it matter?
    -Native: Yes, I suppose you're right...
    Screen fades out and cuts to a scene, a few days later. Fryguy is sitting at the Koopa Kafé bar with a single cigarette in front of him. Mouser and Triclyde are standing behind him.
    -Fryguy: I'll show you, guys! This is the amazing thing that I learned on my long and perilious journey! I have some kind of ESP that allows me to manipulate cigarettes! Look!
    -Triclyde: Right, like we belive that...
    -Mouser: I'd say he's been smoking something else besides tobacco to come up with nonsense like that.
    -Fryguy: It's true, honestly! When I was about to drown in a sandpit, Lucille and the other guys saved me! That was the first manifestation of my power! Now behold, and prepared to be amazed by my awesome supernatural abilities!
    He then makes a few overly dramatic gestures and motions as if he's focusing his energy on the cigarette in fron of him.
    -Fryguy: Go on, Hisuwashi, my boy, move! You can do it, Hisuwashi! Move, Hisuwashi, your master commands it! Argh, Hisuwashi, you bastard, why won't you move?!
    While Fryguy loses his temper and begins to yell at the still motionless cigarette in exasperated fury, Mouser and Triclyde exchange the following remarks:
    -Mouser: Same old Fryguy, eh?
    -Triclyde: Yup, same old useless freaky Fryguy....
    -Fryguy: Damn it, this is such a rip-off! Why won't it moooove?!
    Screen fades out while Fryguy continues to yell his head of...
    END of this episode.