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Mario's Pipehouse was just a few miles away from The Mushroom Kingdom. It is
a very small hut, which was Mario's home, and his office, now that he was in
the espionage department of The Mushroom Kingdom. Mario was anxious to get started
on his first mission. He had been in that department for over a month now and
was ready to put his plumbing days behind him. His older brother Luigi was already
a very famous spy in The Mushroom Kingdom; Luigi had helped the East to conquer
over the West in World War III.
Mario was currently looking through his files in his combination of red and
blue. He tossed his red cap over on the hook on his door and stroked his hair
back. He looked at the first file sent from MI6, which stood for Military Intelligence
6, and the six indicated the espionage department. There was yellow moon on
the folder indicating that Mario was the only one who could read the documents
inside. Mario heard the wind beginning to pick up outside and the booming noises
of the windows indicated a storm coming. Storms usually didn't arrive on Fridays
in The Mushroom Kingdom. Mario had heard it was a jinx of bad luck. Some stupid
old myth he thought, just like that Star Road bullshit.
Mario opened the folder and saw a few papers of writing with Admiral Fungi's
signature on them. Admiral Fungi was the leader of MI6; he directed the orders
around there and got his orders from The Chancellor. He was the mayor of the
city. He was a Mushroom like almost everyone that planet. Mario read the papers
to himself that he received about a few minutes ago in the mailbox.
Mario,
I know that you are anxious to start on your first mission
(He always
seemed able to read Mario's thoughts)
so I thought I would team you up
with your brother Luigi to stop a former MI6 agent who went crazy a few weeks
ago in Bandit's Way and who we now believe to be working for the West. His name
is Croco, I thought that you to could try and stop him. It is believed that
he killed a Mushroom couple in Rose Town.
He needs to be put away as soon as possible. It is believed that the West has
a new organization known as DOSA (Death Of Spies Alliance). An organization
devoted to killing all spies belonging to the East, and we believe he is working
for them. Of course it is just a rumor, but we can't risk the lives of our agents
and even if this organization is a phony, we have a good reason anyway because
of Croco's murderous rampage. Meet Luigi at the Casino Evergreen at 12:00 Midnight.
(Great, Mario thought, I could play a few games of baccarat before then.)
Mario checked his watch and saw it was only 9:39. He continued reading the note.
He will tell you more about this "DOSA" and about how we will try
and eliminate Croco. You will then meet me back at MI6 HQ to discuss more.
Admiral Fungi
Mario finished reading the note and what was to be a very boring night now looked
to be very promising. An evening at the Casino Evergreen (which he could of
done anyway, he now thought), a meeting with Luigi and Admiral Fungi, and best
of all, his first mission ever. Ever since he was a kid, Mario had wanted to
be as big as Luigi was. He wanted to help the East defeat the West with a brilliant
move, or help stop a crime org. from robbing a high security bank. Then he thought
about Croco and this DOSA organization.
DOSA sounded like another overrated West spy system, but Mario never took chances.
He never liked Croco anyway. A greedy, cocky son of a bitch he was. Then the
nut went insane and shot that couple in Rose Town. Mario had always thought
that Croco had murdered them. That's why Mario was a good gambler; he almost
always made the right choice.
Mario decided to head out to the Casino Evergreen now. He looked around his
small Pipehouse and saw one small green bed, a couple of tables and a few boxes.
He knew inside one of those boxes there was a Kart. It was what the people of
this world used to get around. Mario went over and opened one of the top boxes
and saw a small, shiny, red car. He used it to race in the big events at The
Mushroom Kingdom and to get around. He went outside to the cold, damp night.
He looked up and saw a storm brewing from the northeast. A fork of lightning
crashed down into the sea. Mario hoped to make it to The Mushroom Kingdom before
the storm arrived.
He got into his Kart and headed off past the shrubs and small hills surrounding
his house. He glided along threw Mushroom Way. The engine purred like a cat
due to the fact that Mario kept it in good condition. Mario pondered to himself,
how did The West get so powerful when there was once peace in the world?
It was a very depressing thought, how there was once great joy in this world,
which was now corrupt by war. It all started when a small group of rebels disagreed
with the Chancellor about a decision to dig in the Moleville Coal Mines. The
"Puffs" thought it was too dangerous to dig and started their own
colony. The Puffs were fluffy, cloud looking creatures, but only with arms and
legs. Mr. And Mrs. Nimbus headed the rebellion of 2121. They did not want to
start war, just oppose the main country. (This was when The Mushroom Kingdom
was by far the most powerful colony in the world.) The Nimbus' found a cloud
to live on one day and named it Nimbus Land and they became King and Queen Nimbus.
About four years after the rebellion, an ambitious young Senator named Wart
was elected into The Mushroom Kingdom. Power had gone to his head and he wanted
more than just a Senator job. He defected over to Nimbus Land along with many
of his supporters (and there were many) and managed to convince King and Queen
Nimbus that The Mushroom Kingdom were getting very evil and the Nimbus' declared
War on The Mushroom King and all the other colonies which started World War
I. This came as a shock to all the people of The Mushroom Kingdom and all it's
fellow colonies
Rose Town, Moleville, Seaside Town, Tadpole Pond, Mount
Zagreb, Marrymore, Star Hill, The Jungle, The Plane of Candon and The Forest
Maze. Of course the East and The Mushroom Kingdom were just too powerful and
easily defeated the West sending them retreating back onto the west side of
the island.
A few months after World War I it was agreed on by The Chancellor and King Nimbus
that the East and the West were now two separate countries and there was no
longer one major power in the world. Wart became a General in the West and started
his own army and trained them well. General Wart wanted to invade the East now
that the West had such a great army. The Nimbus' wanted nothing to do with it
and Wart accepted and did not invade the East.
Here is what The Mushroom Kingdom assumed happened. Wart waited over seven months
continuing the training of his soldiers. He was very patient in not invading
the East even though The Chancellor knew he wanted to so badly, The Chancellor
just wondered why he was waiting so long. One day an explosion occurred at the
Nimbus' bedroom. Luckily, the Nimbus' were not there and they thought that this
was an act of war by the East. The Chancellor knew that Wart had sent someone
to kill them. Either to kill them, so he could take over, or to make them think
that the East had tried to kill them and invade the East.
The Nimbus' gave Wart permission to invade the East. Wart was very smart, and
decided to take out small places like Seaside Town first. When he took over
Seaside Town, the Mushroom Kingdom counterattacked with their own army. It was
a very powerful army indeed. It wiped out Ice Land in a second and Wart moved
in for the now famous Battle Of The Dark World.
Everyone feared The Dark World. It was a large piece of land near Seaside Town
and The Jungle. The myth is that it is cursed. But the West and the East were
so desperate to win the war they were willing to battle over those grounds.
The Mushroom Kingdom army was still too strong and won The Battle Of The Dark
World. With that victory The Mushroom Kingdom capitalized in World War II and
won. The East now had won the war and had more land than the West did.
Peace happened over a long thirty-nine years and King and Queen Nimbus gave
birth to a son named Mallow, The Chancellor married Princess Delphia (now deceased),
and had gave birth to a beautiful daughter named Peach, a human named Luigi
Mario entered The Mushroom Kingdom MI6 and became famous when he stopped an
illegal smuggling operation by Jonathan Johnny Jones. Also, the Kongs, the Sharks,
the Snifits (and Booster, who was a human criminal), the Snowmen, the Bob-ombs
and the Gators all went to the West. (They all used to be self-employed).
During that thirty-ninth year of peace, the East wanted Seaside Town back (even
though it was on the west side of the island). The Mushroom Kingdom sent a few
ambassadors to Seaside Town secretly to convince the Mushrooms living there
that Wart was trying to brainwash them all to destroy the entire world. Seaside
Town was a fairly peaceful town and agreed to help out the East. Ever since
The Mushroom Kingdom have been sending nuclear missiles there for safe storage.
One year after the thirty-nine years of peace, Wart had now become very wise
and invaded The Planes Of Charcoal (a large plane, near Rose Way), the East
sent out their army to attack Wart's soldiers. King and Queen Nimbus heard of
Wart's attack and ordered him to return to Nimbus Land or be discharged from
his own army. Wart had no choice but to return. He then secretly captured Princess
Toadstool and held her ransom. This led to World War III. There was nothing
King and Queen Nimbus could do, because they didn't know where he was. The Chancellor
of The Mushroom Kingdom called upon Luigi to help out. Luigi made the risky
choice to lie to the West. Saying that Rose Town was planning to invade them.
The people of Rose Town and everyone in the East were wondering what the hell
he was doing. Luigi just said to send in several troops into The Forest Maze.
The Mushroom Kingdom figured he had never been wrong before, so decided to go
along. As predicted Wart (from wherever he was) ordered his army to invade Rose
Town. The army came to Rose Town with all their weapons and saw that there were
several troops there. Many other troops came out of The Forest Maze and surrounded
the entire army. The soldiers surrendered and Luigi ordered the Second In Command
man of the army to contact Wart and tell him to hand over the Princess or have
his entire army killed. The Second In Command said he didn't know where Wart
was.
That very moment Wart contacted the current leader of the army and asked him
what was happening. Luigi grabbed the walkie-talkie and told Wart to hand over
the Princess. Wart accepted and came out of hiding. The Princess was very relieved
to be back. She heavily thanked Luigi for his help and gave him a big kiss.
(Mario thoroughly remembered this and that's when he wanted to become a spy.
He had always been madly in love with Peach). It was now six years since then
and war was still occurring in this world. Right now it was more of a calmer
war with less killing but still remained very intense.
By the time Mario had finished his thoughts he was already past Mushroom Way
and heading into The Mushroom Kingdom. The night opened up and showed the great
city within. It was magnificent sight, with all the bright lights of the downtown
area. Mario could spot the Casino Evergreen in the distance. He thought he was
born to gamble, he always seemed to win. Mario noticed the usual Friday night
crowd. There were Mushroom men, who had just come off a long day at work and
needed a night on the town, and also quite a few women, who had just finished
housecleaning and taking care of their kids. Mario hated kids, spoiled brats
who had nothing better to do but whine and complain.
Mario was certain he would never have kids; he would never get married as a
matter of fact. He was already thirty-two and never planned to get romantically
involved with anyone. Except perhaps Peach.
He put that out of his mind and drove off to the Casino Evergreen. As he drove
by everyone he noticed that he was probably the only non-Mushroom currently
in town. They didn't stare or oddly look at him because they knew he was Luigi's
brother. Mario arrived at the casino and saw it was packed. Mario parked his
car and walked into the casino. The beautiful smell of sweat, tension, greed
and celebration filled his nostrils. He walked over to the bar and ordered a
Cocktail.
"Still the lucky gambler, Mario?" a familiar voice asked.
Mario looked over to the next stool and saw Toad sitting there, the small Mushroom
who also worked at MI6 HQ. "Good evening Toad," greeted Mario, "I
thought Luigi was coming."
"Oh he still is," replied Toad, "I just knew you were coming,
and thought you would like to discuss more about Croco."
"Of course," said Mario, "a sensible person like you must agree
with me that this DOSA sounds like a load of bull."
"Not at all," answered Toad, "I think it's another way for Wart
to try and eliminate our government, I honestly think that our lives are in
danger, and that we should get right of DOSA as soon as possible."
"Perhaps you have a point," said Mario unenthusiastically, "I
don't want to die on my first job," he added with a smile.
Toad and Mario had an interesting conversation about other planets and life
forms aboard them.
"Best I be heading off," closed Toad, "Fungi wants me to help
him with a man he supposes is cheating. Toad rolled his eyes back. "See
yeah later Mario!"
"Later," replied Mario as he saw Toad leave. He headed through the
crowd over to the Baccarat tables. There was a very fat Mushroom who seemed
to have been beating almost everyone.
"Do we have any challengers?" asked the dealer.
"Banco," answered Mario, meaning he accepted. Mario noticed he probably
shouldn't have accepted the challenge. The stake was at 3000 coins. Mario was
confident he would beat this man though. The man dealt him two cards facedown.
Out of nowhere an alarm went off like a teakettle. It blanketed the entire town
as it just blared. Mario knew what it was; it was an emergency call, something
bad was happening. A fire? No, it was something more serious than that. Mario
remembered from his brief of The Mushroom Kingdom government that this call
usually meant that the city was in danger.
Mario saw Luigi barge into through the casino doors through the frantic crowd
and yelled, "all Mushrooms and humans currently working for The Mushroom
Kingdom government please head to the main headquarters immediately please!"
Mario saw everyone frantically running around as the high-pitched bell continued
to ring. He got up off of his chair and headed through the crowd.
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