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Dodo's Revenge 2
Written by: SilverYoshi
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Chapter 1 : Dodo gets captured
One sunny day, Dodo was walking along a dirt road. He starts talking to himself
DODO: *sighs* Well, at least Valentina won't bother me for a while
At that moment, Valentina walks onto the screen and is in plain view.
VALENTINA: Were you talking about me? Why don't you join me in a war against
Mario and his friends?
DODO: Why should I help you?
Valentina takes out a gun.
VALENTINA: Because I could shoot you if you don't *smirk*
DODO: *gulps*
Dodo walks silently with Valentina to her fortress in Nimbus Land. Valentina
then speaks.
VALENTINA: Now, If you are a good bird, and you DON'T pull any funny stuff,
I might just treat you nice for once. If you are a bad bird, I'll just have
to let you starve to death.
DODO: Yes, Valentina.
VALENTINA: That's Queen Valentina to you, Dodo.
DODO: Yes, Queen Valentina.
VALENTINA: That's better.
A few days later, Mario and his friends show up. Valentina is waiting up in
her tower.
VALENTINA: Dodo! Get over here! We have company!
DODO: *to himself* Great, just what I need. *To Valentina* Coming!
Dodo walks into Valentina's room.
DODO: Yeah? You wanted me?
VALENTINA: Yes, I did want you. I want you to entertain Mario and his butt-ugly
friends.
DODO: okay. *To himself* Why doesn't she get off her own lazy butt for once?
Dodo walks out of the castle, really pissed off, and throws Mario off a cliff.
PEACH: Mario!
Peach commits suicide by diving off the cliff that Mario just got thrown off
of.
DODO: anybody else want some?
Everybody runs away terrified.
DODO: That's what I thought. That was too easy.
Dodo walks in Valentina's room and tells her about the news.
DODO: They're gone!
VALENTINA: That was fast. Faster then anything you would normally do, since
you're so slow and fat.
DODO: Hey! I'm not slow and fat, you ugly witch!
VALENTINA: How dare you call me an ugly witch! GUARDS!!
Two Guards walk in the room.
GUARD#1: Yes, Queen Valentina?
VALENTINA: Take him to the Dungeon!
GUARD#2: It would be our pleasure Ma'am.
Both guards grab dodo. He struggles to free himself, but the guards are too
strong.
DODO: Let me go, you idiots!
GUARD#1: Sorry, chubby, but Valentina's order's were to throw you in the Dungeon.
DODO: You listen to that freak?!
GUARD#2: We are entirely loyal to our Queen!
DODO: How could you listen to that retard?
GUARD#1: It's fun to be evil, and we can't do anything by ourselves.
DODO: *mumbles* Proves how stupid you are
They reach the Dungeon and the guards throw Dodo in the first cell, which already
holds a prisoner. The prisoner is a red bird.
DODO: Hello. Who are you?
???: My name's Fawkes. I'm a Phoenix.
DODO: I'm Dodo.
FAWKES: Nice to meet you, Dodo.
DODO: So, how did you get in here?
FAWKES: I was eavesdropping on Valentina to see what her next plan was. She
already destroyed my home. I heard something about someone named Mallow
DODO: oh, I remember him. He was on Mario's team. But Mario died recently.
FAWKES: *holds back a laugh* How?
DODO: I got mad at Valentina and threw him off a cliff.
FAWKES: What got you thrown in here?
DODO: I talked back to Valentina.
FAWKES: Don't feel bad; Many people make that same mistake.
DODO: I wish I could get out of here. *sighs* There's nothing I can do. Now
I'm going stay in here until Valentina needs a new throw pillow
FAWKES: Don't worry. I know a way out of here. See that rock over there?
DODO: Yeah
FAWKES: If you move that rock, You'll be on the other side of Nimbus Land!
DODO: cool.
FAWKES: Let's get out of here while the guards are taking their break!
DODO: sure! I could live with that.
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