CARPENTER #1: W-w-what is it boss? (..)
    BOSS OF CARPENTERS: I-i-it’s a (gasp!) a s-s-skullkid!
    CARPENTER #2: Oh no! he’ll slash us with his axe!
    CARPENTER #4: Don’t worry! We can weaken it with the song of storms!
    VOICE: That’s an iron knuckle you’re thinking about, you morons!
    CARPENTER #3: W-w-who said that???!!! (..)
    VOICE: Now a skull kid, (spooky voice) WILL CURSE YOU INTO A DEKU USING THE POWERS OF MAJORA’S MASK!!!!!! THEY’LL FIRE ARROWS AT YOU ‘TILL YOU DIE AND THEN THEY’LL SQUEESE THE STUFF FROM YOUR EYES ONCE YOU’RE DEAD!!!(And actually, the stuff’s quite good on toast. ^^)
    Everyone runs away screaming and the skull kid comes out of the shadows and picks up a piece of paper the boss dropped.
    SCULL KID: Hmmm...(looks at the sign.)
    Wanted: any sort of weird creature.
    Reward.
    Lord Gannondorf.
    G
    SKULL KID: well, at least I’m forewarned.