SHIRO: I'll give you 30 rupees for yoshi.
    MARIO:SOLD!
    YOSHI: Yoshi no want to be sold! ...( high pitched sqweek.)
    Mario walks away with yoshi.
    SHIRO: who's next?
    HAPPY MASK MAN: here ya go!
    MAJORA'S MASK: Let's settle this once and for all! I'm a real living thing! I'm not a mask!
    SHIRO: uh huh. 5 rupees for the possessed toy.
    MAJORA'S MASK: you little...
    Happy mask man walks away.
    SHIRO: who's next?
    MALON: Hi! Want a talking horse?
    EPONA:...
    SHIRO: uh huh.
    MALON: but she is! She's usualy very talkative!
    SHIRO: we'll give you 2 rupee for it.
    MALON: you little...
    SHIRO: who's next?
    As malon walks away with epona, some idiot spills a whole bag of magic powder on epona.
    EPONA:???!!!
    Suddenly epona starts to float away
    EPONA: I'll bet you've never seen a talking horse, but i know you've never seen a flying talking horse!
    And then epona drops to the ground.
    EPONA: Uh-oh.
    SHIRO: Get the horse!
    EPONA: I'M OUTTA HERE!!!!