EPONA: ...and so malon says "where'd you put the car keys, epona?" and then I says...
    SKULL KID: #$%^@#!*&^!!!!!!
    EPONA: Hey! That's a nice rock you got there! I mean look at the shade of gray it has! Hey! Did you know...
    SKULL KID: you little...
    EPONA: Hey! Is that where you live?
    They walk up to a house that looks like one of the houses from the dark world in a link to the past.
    EPONA: great place!
    Epona runs through the door and into the house.
    EPONA: this is great! Let's stay up all night, eat what we want for dinner, sit out on the porch, and in the morning, I'm makin' waffles!
    SKULL KID: GET OUT!
    EPONA: must not like waffles.
 
=========later that day=========
    the skull kid sits down at his dinner table, puts a q-tip in his ear, takes it out, puts a piece of string into the wax, and puts a little flame on it to make a candle.
    SKULL KID: mmmmm! Roast skull fish!
    The skull kid lays some fish bones out on the table.
    SKULL KID: ...with some nice juicy chlorophyll!
    The skull kid takes an eyeball (not one of his 'cause they taste yucky.) and puts it into some green liquid.
    SKULL KID: yum! I- ... FORGOT ABOUT THAT HORSE!