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The Late Show
with David Linkerman

elcome to the Late Show! I'm your host, David Linkerman.

I'm sure most of you have seen (or at least heard) of my show on Hyrulian TV. I'm one of the funniest late-night television comedians around! I mean, I'm far funnier than other guys like Jay Mido and Rauru O'Brian. I get all of the ratings because of my cool wit.

The real secret to my success though is my famous Top Ten List. It's everyone's favorite part of the show to hear ten wonderfully hilarious answers to what would seemingly be a normal topic.

But I've got a problem. My writers are on strike, and I've got a show to push through soon. So I need your help. Just take a peek down at the "Top Ten" topic below and come up with some funny answer to it. Send your submissions to Gaiscíoch at linkerman@mudora.com so he can sort through them all for me before the next big show. Who knows, you might even get credit on my show!


This week's Top Ten List is...

Top Ten Things Link Fears More than a Mad Cucco
(remember, make them funny!)

 

Previous week's Top Ten Lists

Top Ten Rejected Plots for a Zelda Game (new!)

Top Ten Reasons Why Link and Animé Shouldn't Mix

Top Ten Best Sellers in Hyrule

Top Ten Cool Things About Being A Minish

Top Ten Events In Hyrule When It's Not Under Attack

Top Ten New Years Resolutions For Zelda Characters

Top Ten Things Zelda Characters Got In Their Stockings

Top Ten Ways To Live Through A Cucco Fight

Top Ten Things Link Keeps under His Hat

Top Ten Things Link Thought of Dressing Up as for Halloween

Top Ten Things Link Does When He's Not Saving The World

Top Ten Reasons Why Link Stuck with Navi for an Entire Adventure

Top Ten Things Link Does When He's about to Run out of Hearts

Top Ten Things Bosses Do While Waiting for Link to Show Up

Top Ten Catchphrases Tingle Thought Of

Top Ten Rejected Item Ideas

Top Ten Reasons Why Monsters Have Rupees on Them

Top Ten Reasons Link Doesn't Wear Pants

Top Ten Ways Koume and Kotake Keep Their Good Looks All These Years

Top Ten Things Zelda Characters Did to Celebrate the New Year

Top Ten Reasons Why Navi Left Link

Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Hear from Ganondorf


 
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