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Ten Reasons Why Navi Left Link
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"How
many times do I have to yell 'hey' to get your attention!" 9.
"That earing in your right ear is kreeping me out." 8.
"Navi discovered that her one true faerie partner was not
Link, but in fact TINGLE! " 7.
She ran out of things to nag Link about and so went in search
of some other poor sucker. 6.
"I've seen heroes that wore pants that fit, act like
prissy girls, and even wore boxers with hearts plain out of the
open, but a hero wearing a skirt? What does Link think he is,
a ballerina?" 5.
Peter Pan offered her a job. 4.
A kid who runs all over Hyrule day and night, wandering through
everything from the inner-most gut of a giant fish, to the ankle-deep
result of decomposition under a graveyard, without bathing even
once, would have a stench strong enough to put hair on anybody's
feet. 3.
Green just wasn't her color. 2.
Link never shared his Lon Lon milk. And Number One... Somebody
left a bug zapper on
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