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Top Ten Reasons Why Monsters Have Rupees On Them
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To bribe Ganondorf into making them bosses. 9.
They like the jingling while they walk. 8.
They don't wanna leave it up to Link to pay for the
funeral debts. 7.
You would have money on you too if you had to pay
your insurance before you were killed. 6.
Duh?? How else could they afford super cool
lairs?! 5.
They've gotta pay for a facial
somehow. 4.
When your entire currency is based on shards of
glass, sometimes the best place to hide it is inside you. 3.
To show their power and riches and coolness...
right before they get reduced to screaming little
schoolgirls. 2.
Monsters have been hip to the "bling-bling" fad for
years already. And Number One... What do you mean they carry ruppees? They
always give me stupid magic pots! |